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(Daily Mail)   How to gauge the true age of a Hollywood A-list celebrity? Look at her hands   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
    More: Obvious, Michelle Pfeiffer, human beings, pink, Maria Menounos, Stella McCartney, Michael Chiklis, Jeri Ryan, Oscar for Best Actress  
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2012-10-28 05:37:42 PM
Looks like a 20 year difference.
 
2012-10-28 06:28:16 PM
Was always told to have hands up in photographs as I got older, the blood leaves those bulgy veins. But she looks old and anorexic anyway.
 
2012-10-28 08:39:48 PM
Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than 54?

Not according to a show of hands
 
2012-10-28 08:42:39 PM
Subby is more interested in her hands?
 
2012-10-28 08:51:04 PM
Jeri Ryan is awesome, even if she is blond.
 
2012-10-28 08:55:21 PM
"Shimmering" is what thin 'n crispy aging celebs do for fame-junkie gay guys who want to squee insincerely in person and/or be cuttingly nasty over the intertubes.
 
2012-10-28 09:04:52 PM

Principal Clarinet: Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than 54?

Not according to a show of hands


Okay, that's damn funny.
 
2012-10-28 09:04:54 PM
Truth.

Makeup and artistry can do wonders for a face. But hands get used all night, so there's not much you can do to make them look better. This is why ladies used to wear the elbow-length gloves back in the day...
 
2012-10-28 09:28:28 PM
I have known this for years. Now get off my lawn.
 
2012-10-28 09:30:33 PM

Demetrius: Principal Clarinet: Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than 54?

Not according to a show of hands

Okay, that's damn funny.



That was my alternate headline if this one didn't go green.

/subby
 
2012-10-28 09:31:36 PM
The neck usually gives away their age too.
 
2012-10-28 10:42:32 PM
I think we need pictures of their boobs to see if they give us a better idea of how old the celebrity is.
 
2012-10-28 11:23:26 PM
Jeri Ryan is A-list? Good for her.
 
2012-10-28 11:40:57 PM
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Tell me that's part of her dress and not the background....*shudder*
 
2012-10-29 12:21:08 AM

whistleridge: Truth.

Makeup and artistry can do wonders for a face. But hands get used all night, so there's not much you can do to make them look better. This is why ladies used to wear the elbow-length gloves back in the day...


I thought it was all the fisting they did.
 
2012-10-29 12:22:27 AM
Despite the varicose veinage,I'd gladly Pfeiffer.
 
2012-10-29 12:24:28 AM
Chainsaw them in half and count the rings.
 
2012-10-29 12:32:08 AM
How about just their thumbs?

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2012-10-29 12:36:30 AM

sleeper2995: How about just their thumbs?

[www.calvinshub.com image 400x366]


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2012-10-29 12:36:51 AM

sleeper2995: How about just their thumbs?

[www.calvinshub.com image 400x366]


OMG, her thumb is small! It's so scary!

Oh wait. So are mine.
 
2012-10-29 12:38:28 AM

fmcgalaxie500: I have known this for years. Now get off my lawn.


Oh, c'mon, have a heart. Each generation needs to learn the same things the other ones did (all while feeling they're the only ones to ever learn it).
 
2012-10-29 12:44:00 AM
TFA Headline: The definition of pretty in pink: Michelle Pfeiffer looks half her 54 years as she shimmers at charity benefit

She looks 27? What kind of f*cking opium dens has the Daily Fail been hanging out in?
 
2012-10-29 12:48:14 AM
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You really need to protect your hands at all times.
 
2012-10-29 12:54:33 AM
Start up a lne of designer gloves and make a killing.

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2012-10-29 01:00:40 AM

Jeebus, Olivia Munn is a pretty woman but here she looks like a nervous mail order bride. I hope she kept the receipt for that dress.


i.dailymail.co.uk

 
2012-10-29 01:02:50 AM
Damn, Into the Night is nearly 30 years ago.

Michelle undressing in front of insomniac Jeff Goldblum and then being interrupted by an angry gay Elvis impersonator was a memorable scene.
 
2012-10-29 01:12:49 AM
That's because you can't Botox hands.
 
2012-10-29 01:15:06 AM
"Han(d)cock? Wha tha? Like a bird, flying aroun?"
 
2012-10-29 01:16:17 AM

Apos: Despite the varicose veinage,I'd gladly Pfeiffer.



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2012-10-29 01:18:54 AM
Perhaps she used up the last of her star recently, and has yet to acquire another.

/Obscure?
 
2012-10-29 01:19:11 AM
Is Michelle Pfeiffer still denying the truth that she's been under a plastic surgeon's knife for many, many, many years now?

/Give up the lie, Ms. Pfeiffer; give up the lie.
 
2012-10-29 01:25:45 AM

Dimensio: Perhaps she used up the last of her star recently, and has yet to acquire another.

/Obscure?


stardust, right?
 
2012-10-29 01:28:43 AM

CSM101: Dimensio: Perhaps she used up the last of her star recently, and has yet to acquire another.

/Obscure?

stardust, right?


Yup.

/And really, if I had a choice between Michelle Pfieffer and Claire Danes, Claire Danes would be the obvious decision
 
2012-10-29 01:29:11 AM
When I was going to music school in hollywood, working at the thrifty jr. on the corner of sunset and la brea, one of the way to tell the transvestite hookers was by the either the knuckles or the adams apple, or both.
 
2012-10-29 01:40:43 AM

SomeoneDumb: fmcgalaxie500: I have known this for years. Now get off my lawn.

Oh, c'mon, have a heart. Each generation needs to learn the same things the other ones did (all while feeling they're the only ones to ever learn it).


Both of these.
 
2012-10-29 01:41:17 AM
whatever, id let her veiny hands handle my main vein

/ she could use it as lotion
 
2012-10-29 01:48:30 AM

FunkOut: sleeper2995: How about just their thumbs?

[www.calvinshub.com image 400x366]

OMG, her thumb is small! It's so scary!

Oh wait. So are mine.


We got those in my family too. My dad has 'em, I don't (none of my generation did). I feel badly for one of my uncles and one of my aunts: they have one normal and one stubby thumb each. That would be worse than having a set of stubbys.
 
2012-10-29 01:54:57 AM
Isn't Michelle Pfeiffer the ex-Marine who puts some inner-city kids in their places through her physical intimidation. Ah ha ha ha. What a f**king joke! She looks like she would break a hand din one push-up.

/give me Cynthia Rothrock any day, better yet Zoe Bell.
 
2012-10-29 02:00:57 AM

JonZoidberg: FunkOut: sleeper2995: How about just their thumbs?

[www.calvinshub.com image 400x366]

OMG, her thumb is small! It's so scary!

Oh wait. So are mine.

We got those in my family too. My dad has 'em, I don't (none of my generation did). I feel badly for one of my uncles and one of my aunts: they have one normal and one stubby thumb each. That would be worse than having a set of stubbys.


Yeah, I don't think I'd want a mismatched set. It's recessive trait, I'm the only one I know of who has them. They're not very noticeable due to the fact I'm small boned with small hands. The highest occurrence apparently is in Japan.
 
2012-10-29 02:05:09 AM
who cares what her hands look like , really ?
she's gorgeous , thin and blonde . the perfect woman ....
 
2012-10-29 02:06:34 AM

neeky_neeky_foxth: who cares what her hands look like , really ?
she's gorgeous , thin and blonde . the perfect woman ....


Have you ever had Skeletor grab your penis?
 
2012-10-29 02:32:43 AM
"What do you think, Junior? You think these hands, they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?!"

/Got nothin'
 
2012-10-29 02:33:28 AM
I've noticed this for a while, ever since the line about being able to tell who had had anti-aging treatments by their hands in Neuromancer.
 
2012-10-29 02:38:19 AM

Harry_Seldon: neeky_neeky_foxth: who cares what her hands look like , really ?
she's gorgeous , thin and blonde . the perfect woman ....

Have you ever had Skeletor grab your penis?


No. I stay clear of Governor Brewer.
 
2012-10-29 03:07:17 AM
Her hands don't look like that because of age, they look like that because she's skinny (although she's always been skinny, not saying she got anorexic) and skinny hands...well, skinny everything wrinkles more than plump everything. That's why as they age, gaining a little bit of weight is better so they can look younger. Well, the body does it automatically by slowing metabolism, but who ever follows the natural course of things in Hollywood?
 
2012-10-29 03:12:04 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: "Shimmering" is what thin 'n crispy aging celebs do for fame-junkie gay guys who want to squee insincerely in person and/or be cuttingly nasty over the intertubes.


Thank God you're above that.
 
2012-10-29 03:48:13 AM
I always wondered who played the crypt keeper.....
 
2012-10-29 05:36:55 AM
Youth >> oldth. It's not hard to understand.
 
2012-10-29 06:14:27 AM

rosebud_the_sled: Isn't Michelle Pfeiffer the ex-Marine who puts some inner-city kids in their places through her physical intimidation. Ah ha ha ha. What a f**king joke! She looks like she would break a hand din one push-up.

/give me Cynthia Rothrock any day, better yet Zoe Bell.


Cynthia Rothrock looked like a Gelfling in whatever b-movie I saw her in on Bad Movie Night.

/I'd still break it off in her. What the hell. 
// Or she'd break it off in her, amirite?
///You see, I'm saying that she's a strong woman.
////Or maybe she'd break it off in me.
//Just above, I'm inferring that she has a dick, AND she's strong enough to have her way with me.
//Probably both true.
 
2012-10-29 06:20:43 AM
Old-time saying my grandma and great-grandma had.

"A ladies' hands proclaim her habits"

You can always tell by her hands what she does and her age. This was true three generations ago, and is still true.
 
2012-10-29 06:35:55 AM

ender44: That's because you can't Botox hands.


But fillers are available. But by the time the smoothness returns, she would look like Minnie Mouse. Stick arms, balloon hands. As someone else up thread noted, having no body fat makes wrinkles look that much worse. Gain a little weight slowly, and some of this will go away also.
 
2012-10-29 06:57:15 AM
Looks half her age at 54?.. Is the person who wrote that using Lindsay Lohan at a reference?
 
2012-10-29 07:04:58 AM
In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.
 
2012-10-29 07:09:29 AM

towatchoverme: In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.


Must be those nanoprobes.
 
2012-10-29 08:16:01 AM

towatchoverme: In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.


You should have told her resistance is futile.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:44 AM

Flint Ironstag: towatchoverme: In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.

You should have told her resistance is futile.


Sadly, she said that to me before i could say it to her. And it's way more true in her case, unless chloroform, for me.

Also, sadly, the pic in TFA looks like she might have had some of the botox. That'd be too bad. She was aging really, really well.
 
2012-10-29 09:27:02 AM

Apos: Apos: Despite the varicose veinage,I'd gladly Pfeiffer.


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"Yes Ah!"
 
2012-10-29 09:54:43 AM
Hands thread!!!!
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2012-10-29 09:55:59 AM
I've known this for years and it works both ways. Back in college I was working retail. A woman who looked to be in her 50's was writing a check and I noticed that her hands looked very young. I glanced at her birthdate when I checked her id and she was 21. Since then, whenever I'm curious about someone's age I check their hands.
 
2012-10-29 01:19:25 PM
Wow! I've got almost a decade on her and my hands look much better.
 
2012-10-29 03:47:55 PM
I usually just look at the elbows. Seems plastic surgeons haven't figured out how to get rid of elbow wrinkles yet.
 
2012-10-29 05:22:45 PM
Hands you say?
How old does that make Denzel?

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2012-10-29 05:42:17 PM

neeky_neeky_foxth: who cares what her hands look like , really ?
she's gorgeous , thin and blonde . the perfect woman ....


No one wants to watch an arthritic claw work their crank.

I would we worried that she was going to steal my essence to unnaturally prolong her life, much like an evil fairy tale witch-queen.
 
2012-10-29 07:00:53 PM
It's a funny topic, old-looking hands (and feet) run in my family. I had an old guy hit on me when I was about 19, he told me later that he thought I was thirty, thirty five based on what my hands look like.

Now I'm 30, my hands you would guess I'm 45, 50.

Meh, general rules have exceptions.
 
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