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2012-10-28 04:53:53 PM
9 votes:

ZAZ: From Hudson Bay to the Canary Islands.


This land is drenched for you and me ....
2012-10-28 08:34:19 PM
7 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-10-28 06:30:25 PM
4 votes:
media2.policymic.com
2012-10-28 08:57:19 PM
3 votes:

downtownkid: Here's a Halloween story. My pal put on a really looseair of overalls and flannel shirt. He carved a large pumpkin and put it over his head, wore gloves and stuffed his cuffs full of straw. Wearing this outfit he slumped down on a chair on his porch with a bowl of candy on his lap. The little kids all thought he was a scarecrow...until he grabbed them by the wrist as they reached for the candy. He scared the shiat out of most of the kids who came to his house that night. One even jumped right over the porch railing into a bush. Funniest thing I ever saw.


Was there a hole in the bowl?
2012-10-28 08:08:30 PM
3 votes:
It's FRONKEN-storm!
2012-10-28 07:47:03 PM
3 votes:
assets.yodawgpics.com

/stay safe
2012-10-28 07:25:03 PM
3 votes:
cdn.someecards.com
2012-10-28 08:56:18 PM
2 votes:
Here's a Halloween story. My pal put on a really looseair of overalls and flannel shirt. He carved a large pumpkin and put it over his head, wore gloves and stuffed his cuffs full of straw. Wearing this outfit he slumped down on a chair on his porch with a bowl of candy on his lap. The little kids all thought he was a scarecrow...until he grabbed them by the wrist as they reached for the candy. He scared the shiat out of most of the kids who came to his house that night. One even jumped right over the porch railing into a bush. Funniest thing I ever saw.
2012-10-28 08:54:35 PM
2 votes:

JPSimonetti: doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

I'll join the side of evil here. Last year, the wife and I took the animals and the kid and hid in the bedroom with the blackout curtains and watched movies all night. Turned out all the lights. Popped the batteries out of the doorbill. Moved the cars downj the street. And hid. We have an 8 year old autistic kid, 2 cats that calling "runners" would be sugarcoating it, and a dog that is very well trained to bark at the slightest knock on anything outside and goes off like a tornado siren when a neighbor closes their car door ... It's just not for us.

And, I really don't feel like we should be shunned for not wanting to give away free crap to other people's kids for no good reason. It was different back in MY day (2 miles up hill snow both ways etc etc ) when we put work and pride into our costumes ... we went all out and let our imaginations and creativity roar ... That was what made Halloween awesome. The costumes were always entertaining and at least half were homebrew. Now it's like ... wal-mart costumes as far as the eye can see. Whatever, man. I'm not rewarding you for making the trip up the sidewalk in your reduced-rack last-minute costume without even any sort of makeup or decorative cleavage.

I'll put out a bowl that says "Please Take One" of full-size Hershey's then jump out the bushes and smash you in the face with a bat when you dump the whole thing in your bag, that way at least I can enjoy it if you're not going to make the effort to have fun yourself.

Anyway, safe safe guys. Wife is flying out to Charlotte tomorrow morning for business. I think. We're watching flights to see if it gets cancelled. Here's hoping.


Heh, I have an autistic child. His take on Halloween was "Why should go get candy from other people when you have a bowl right here"? Can't argue with logic.
2012-10-28 08:19:23 PM
2 votes:

doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.


You know you can turn your porch light off and ignore them, right? Or post A SEX OFFENDER LIVES HERE on your door. That should take care of the problem nicely.
2012-10-28 08:12:42 PM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-28 08:38:09 PM
1 votes:
Sandy's Flank, Sandy's Flank, source of all this rain...
2012-10-28 08:24:21 PM
1 votes:

greenboy: what blows my mind is that there is a connected line of clouds that reaches all the way to africa.


There's a connected line of water that goes all the way to Africa, too!
2012-10-28 08:20:14 PM
1 votes:

doyner: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

Or you could, just, you know, TURN YOUR FARKING PORCH LIGHT OFF.

Not hardly. We don't want to be antisocial seeing as we're new to the neighborhood. Much better to catch a break from mother nature.


You're treating Trick-or-Treaters like some major burden. You kinda already are antisocial.
2012-10-28 08:12:08 PM
1 votes:
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media.giantbomb.com
2012-10-28 07:54:04 PM
1 votes:
Got my ticket.

www.miamisburg.org
 
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