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2012-10-28 01:54:06 PM
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Yes, yes...I know some of these words.
 
2012-10-28 01:55:45 PM
Looks like Yahoo News is improving the quality of their articles.
 
2012-10-28 02:40:45 PM
Look fast, the comments haven't gotten too derpy for Yahoo news, yet. I say yet.
 
2012-10-28 02:55:20 PM
First I was like "pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf", but then I vermont|d2f8d8a882c710048915df092526b43e,pf$'d.
 
2012-10-28 03:08:48 PM

FloydA: Looks like Yahoo News is improving the quality of their articles.


Most def.
 
2012-10-28 04:46:34 PM
Maps and such.
 
2012-10-28 04:56:03 PM
pfffbbbttt (NSFW)
 
2012-10-28 05:03:02 PM
did the quadratic formula explode?
 
2012-10-28 05:03:36 PM
I think I found missingno
 
2012-10-28 05:04:56 PM
Is there no end to Sandy's brutpf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$?
 
2012-10-28 05:05:00 PM
Ah,i see my orders to take command of a FEMA Death Camp have finally been transmitted.
 
2012-10-28 05:05:14 PM
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-28 05:05:17 PM
Deary, everything has gone higgledy-piggledy.
 
2012-10-28 05:05:27 PM
So that's where Carmen Sandiego is.
 
2012-10-28 05:05:33 PM
Still a better written story than Twilight
 
2012-10-28 05:06:38 PM
It's the machines. They're starting to take over!
 
2012-10-28 05:06:52 PM

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imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-10-28 05:07:33 PM
Explore Related Content
 
2012-10-28 05:07:34 PM
Klerk lives!
/obscure?
//page widening troll
 
2012-10-28 05:10:18 PM
1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-10-28 05:11:02 PM

cleveralthere: did the quadratic formula explode?


I CAN'T SPELL YOU!
 
2012-10-28 05:11:26 PM
Reporter's cat-like typing detected.
 
2012-10-28 05:11:48 PM
Dollar sign, fart noise
Dollar sign, fart noise
Dollar sign, fart noise
United States...

Did a Congressional speech writer start working for Yahoo?
 
2012-10-28 05:12:06 PM

FloydA: Looks like Yahoo News is improving the quality of their articles.


I call shenanigans.

This article had more content and it made sense.
 
2012-10-28 05:12:09 PM
I for one will head this message and prepare adequately. ENJOY YOUR FINAL DAY SUCKERS!!!

/busting out the canned water and pickled turnips
 
2012-10-28 05:12:14 PM
Cat-like reporting detected.
 
2012-10-28 05:13:22 PM
Fnord
 
2012-10-28 05:14:36 PM
Hear, hear. Well said. Couldn't agree more.
 
2012-10-28 05:15:19 PM
Storm surge just flooded that Yahoo article.
 
2012-10-28 05:15:32 PM
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-28 05:16:16 PM
Their French is excellent, but this is showing up on the English localized version of the site. I hope they realize that.
 
2012-10-28 05:16:21 PM
i584.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 05:17:12 PM
I lol'd.
 
2012-10-28 05:17:37 PM

cleveralthere: did the quadratic formula explode?


No. Division by zero.

That, or a hint of things the storm will bring.
 
2012-10-28 05:18:02 PM
Wait wait - I speak Yahook:

"New York shutting down, hurricane sandy, big splash, possible lots water, windy mmmmmmm. also, no public transit from 7pm tonight."
 
2012-10-28 05:18:23 PM
Ugh. Keep this crap in the politics tab.
 
2012-10-28 05:18:31 PM
Whatthefark

Dollar sign, fart noise
Dollar sign, fart noise
Dollar sign, fart noise


Money...it's a gas.
 
2012-10-28 05:19:09 PM
This is why the Yankees tanked, they didn't want to have a game called on account of hurricane
 
2012-10-28 05:19:19 PM
That's what she said.
 
2012-10-28 05:20:02 PM
I knew I should have majored in Serbian.
 
2012-10-28 05:21:24 PM
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2012-10-28 05:21:27 PM
I got your $pf$pf$pf right here.
 
2012-10-28 05:21:53 PM
That's the go code for Romney's October surprise.
 
2012-10-28 05:22:39 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-28 05:22:58 PM
Ya'll are alippin'

2.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2012-10-28 05:23:45 PM
Wow. I'm starting to get concerned now. And I live thousands of miles away.
 
2012-10-28 05:24:11 PM
cat like typing detected
 
2012-10-28 05:24:45 PM
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2012-10-28 05:27:12 PM
Anyone got an Enigma machine handy?
 
2012-10-28 05:27:52 PM
Makes about as much sense as a White House presser on Libya
 
2012-10-28 05:28:13 PM
fbxrd
 
2012-10-28 05:31:46 PM

Fat-D:
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Oh boy, ANSI greets from the '90s....
 
2012-10-28 05:32:39 PM
Did someone just beat their face into the keyboard and hit enter?
 
2012-10-28 05:33:04 PM
That's quite a stutter you've got there,Ken.
 
2012-10-28 05:33:04 PM
+ $%^, subby
 
2012-10-28 05:33:31 PM

freewill: Their French is excellent, but this is showing up on the English localized version of the site. I hope they realize that.


shhhhhhh! Don't anybody tell them!
 
2012-10-28 05:34:47 PM
Oh stewardess, I speak Perl.
 
2012-10-28 05:34:47 PM
It came from outer space, Roughly translated it's from a book called "To Serve Mankind"
 
2012-10-28 05:35:39 PM

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Yes, yes...I know some of these words.


You summed up the article very well for those who didn't rtfa
 
2012-10-28 05:37:26 PM
Patrick announced all state buildings in Mass are closed tomorrow.
 
2012-10-28 05:39:27 PM

Gunny Highway: Patrick announced all state buildings in Mass are closed tomorrow.


Don't they know separation of church and state?

/sorry, it's the scotch talking. I started early.
 
2012-10-28 05:39:47 PM
 
2012-10-28 05:39:50 PM
sourceforge.net

THE PIT
 
2012-10-28 05:40:52 PM
This is bad news.... for ,pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$united states|66
 
2012-10-28 05:41:14 PM
I guess Sandy just hit the keyboard
 
2012-10-28 05:42:49 PM
I preferred Melee Online.
 
2012-10-28 05:43:15 PM
f$p f$p f$p f$p f$p f$p f$p

Paul Ryan is re-reading Atlas Shrugged.
 
2012-10-28 05:45:25 PM
HOTY contender
 
2012-10-28 05:45:37 PM
I didn't write this. Just for the record.
 
2012-10-28 05:45:56 PM
OMG!! It's happening!!
 
2012-10-28 05:46:44 PM

enry: [28.media.tumblr.com image 497x700]


i love you.
 
2012-10-28 05:46:47 PM
No need to panic, this is good news!

An alien race comes to earth, promising peace and sharing technology. A linguist and his team set out to translate the alien's language, using a book whose title they deduce is "To Serve Man".
 
2012-10-28 05:49:27 PM
In other words, pricipal caught sayof.
 
2012-10-28 05:49:35 PM

Vectron: To Serve Man


99.998er: To Serve Man


oops.
 
2012-10-28 05:50:43 PM
That was very well thought out. My day is now complete.
 
2012-10-28 05:51:05 PM
tl;dr
 
2012-10-28 05:51:08 PM
Obama's America.
 
2012-10-28 05:57:10 PM
I'll bet someone caught say as for that.
 
2012-10-28 05:58:59 PM

UncleStumpy: Redwing: ,pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ vermont|d2f8d8a882c710048915df092526b43e,pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p f$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ pf$pf$pf$ united states|661e48387 ...


Somebody was doing the secretary on the console again?
 
2012-10-28 05:59:06 PM

BumpInTheNight: Reporter's cat-like typing detected.


That cat is a far better typist than mine.
 
2012-10-28 05:59:15 PM
Alex, Geddy, and Neil would like to welcome you to Toronto.
 
2012-10-28 06:01:04 PM
There are so many inaccuracies in that article it can hardly be called journlism.

For instance it's clearly $gt, $pf was disproven years ago!

Yahoo is slipping!
 
2012-10-28 06:02:50 PM
pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ united states|661e48387d5b10048291c076b8e3055cpf$ canada_84913812930313nalskdjposid/G; ap_subject_id:general news|f25af2d07e4e100484f5df092526b43e;

Not to be too pedantic, but that typo was bugging me
 
2012-10-28 06:03:10 PM

Evil Canadian: BumpInTheNight: Reporter's cat-like typing detected.

That cat is a far better typist than mine.


My cat can open the door.

And I think I saw him trying to dial the phone the other day.

I'm scared. Please help.
 
2012-10-28 06:07:50 PM
Okay, I laughed.
 
HSA
2012-10-28 06:07:59 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [sourceforge.net image 640x424]

THE PIT


I was thinking more Trade Wars.
 
2012-10-28 06:09:37 PM
About what I'd expect from the mainstream media.

/derp
 
2012-10-28 06:15:16 PM
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../... More

I lol'd
 
2012-10-28 06:24:45 PM
Citation needed. I mean do they have any graphs to back that data up?
 
2012-10-28 06:26:50 PM

turbocucumber: cleveralthere: did the quadratic formula explode?

No. Division by zero.

That, or a hint of things the storm will bring.


Both. The storm, in its wrath, divided by zero. This caused Yahoo to explode. In time the surge of the divided zero shall spread to the rest of the internet.

/In time...
 
2012-10-28 06:28:55 PM
In other words... $pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$.
 
2012-10-28 06:31:13 PM
CLOSE THE WINDOW!!
 
2012-10-28 06:31:55 PM
Has anyone checked if someone at Yahoo has had a seizure?
 
2012-10-28 06:33:37 PM
Finally, an article that has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
 
2012-10-28 06:34:32 PM
So, money and bronx cheers.

Sounds like a hell of a combination.
 
2012-10-28 06:34:38 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
Ant like typing detected.
 
2012-10-28 06:36:20 PM
i.imgur.com

Q: AEIOU played this game before?
A: John Madden.
 
2012-10-28 06:42:58 PM
Another emoticon thread? I don't get it...
 
2012-10-28 06:46:49 PM
I see the suspect's id is in question.

General?
 
2012-10-28 06:46:50 PM
Seriously, another one of these gets greenlit and I haven't gone green in 6 months?
 
2012-10-28 06:50:03 PM
Wouldn't it be so much easier if instead of having a long, complicated address, each place had a simple 128-bit identifier?
For example: I stayed with the inlaws in d2f8d8a882c710048915df092526b43e last week. Nice place to visit but I wouldn't wanna live there.
 
2012-10-28 06:59:35 PM
WOOT I'M COMING
 
2012-10-28 07:00:57 PM

Ed Finnerty: pfffbbbttt (NSFW)


THIS!
 
2012-10-28 07:07:17 PM
Even if it is just a meaningless series of characters or a computer generated data, like TFA, all articles must have at least two paragraphs where the second one is the exact copy of the first one.

This is the problem with modern journalism.

/the other problem is e;
 
2012-10-28 07:08:06 PM
In other words....

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-28 07:12:20 PM

rjs983: Seriously, another one of these gets greenlit and I haven't gone green in 6 months?


You poor thing, how will you ever survive?
 
2012-10-28 07:20:08 PM
Recorded footage of the oral dictation of this article: 

http://i.imgur.com/0Rwdi.gif
 
2012-10-28 07:22:51 PM

zulius: Has anyone checked if someone at Yahoo has had a seizure?


Thats what I was wondering, while we are here having a snark fest is there some poor dude at Yahoo twitching his last after having a aneurysm?

/not that I really care one way or the other, just wondering
 
2012-10-28 07:29:53 PM
Well this is surely a sign of the end times.
 
2012-10-28 07:32:37 PM

rjs983: Seriously, another one of these gets greenlit and I haven't gone green in 6 months?


you poor baby, that's horrible. My heart goes out to you and you are in my prayers. you think you will be alright?
Would it help if we started a collection or held a vigil? I bet I can get my youth group to make a banner.
 
2012-10-28 07:49:08 PM
Everybody $pf$nic!
 
2012-10-28 07:54:09 PM
$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ --CARRIER LOST--
 
2012-10-28 07:58:18 PM
I'm turned on by Catherine being turned on.
 
2012-10-28 08:01:44 PM
And now the weather.
 
2012-10-28 08:06:50 PM

cleveralthere: quad


I see a strongba in there ... but... it's being eaten by some linux or something.


/Gonna get in there and mix it up
//crapfully yours
 
2012-10-28 08:11:13 PM

FloydA: Looks like Yahoo News is improving the quality of their articles.


No place to go but up.
 
2012-10-28 08:17:52 PM

rjs983: Seriously, another one of these gets greenlit and I haven't gone green in 6 months?


I haven't been green in 7 years. quiturbiatchen.
 
2012-10-28 08:28:12 PM

portnoyd: Recorded footage of the oral dictation of this article


We already saw that in Ed Finnerty's post
 
2012-10-28 08:34:51 PM
Looks like Yahoo's NEWGEN 2000 is on the fritz again. Maybe we could loan them some of our infamous troll-bots?
 
2012-10-28 08:50:37 PM
Thanks Obama!
 
2012-10-28 09:00:24 PM
My favorite part of the article was: pf$pf$pf$pf
 
2012-10-28 09:03:57 PM
Looks like they left the job of parsing AP's XML feed to the unpaid intern.

/really, the AP's XML feed is...special.
 
2012-10-28 09:08:49 PM
Soooo, looks like I ought to submit a resume. . .
 
2012-10-28 09:13:28 PM
Sounds like something that needs tungsten to live.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:52 PM
No, I did not do that.
 
2012-10-28 09:24:57 PM
Now mind you I sure wanted to do that to FecesBuk and my browser earlier today, but....that's, like, just my opinion, man.
 
2012-10-28 09:59:15 PM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 09:59:15 PM
So they're posting in Welsh now?
 
2012-10-28 09:59:54 PM
img835.imageshack.us img4.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-28 10:19:06 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-28 10:35:24 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Klerk lives!
/obscure?
//page widening troll


Not obscure, pretty sure I'm still $rtbl'ed, haven't had mod points there in 9 years.
/.
 
2012-10-28 10:39:47 PM
www.morethings.com
 
2012-10-28 10:44:14 PM
oops
 
2012-10-28 10:52:00 PM
Fbxrd!
 
2012-10-28 10:58:41 PM
ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456`-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg
 
2012-10-28 10:59:17 PM
I envisioned a poor weather reporter live on the scene filing his weather report online when Sandy came along and pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p
 
2012-10-28 11:07:37 PM

WeenerGord: I got your $pf$pf$pf right here.


I'm going to Taco Bell later, so I want all my $pf$pf$pf in $2 bills, please.
 
2012-10-28 11:07:54 PM
liberal bias
 
2012-10-28 11:09:30 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Appropriate...


I wasn't that impressed with the actual song, but the video was very nice, so thank you for that alone.
 
2012-10-28 11:37:08 PM
And now for something else completely different.
 
2012-10-29 12:04:44 AM
Wow. I'm surprised subby didn't link to a Gawker version of the article.
 
2012-10-29 12:12:32 AM
img542.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-29 12:40:13 AM
I submitted this with a headline
 
2012-10-29 02:29:18 AM
i37.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 03:53:46 AM
Must be take your cat to work day at Yahoo news
 
2012-10-29 04:01:22 AM
I guess you can only cut & paste the same article so many millions of times before it degrades entirely.
 
2012-10-29 05:22:01 AM
media.comicvine.com
Considers it a journalistic masterpiece.
 
2012-10-29 05:55:11 AM
No use of the $pffy tag?
 
2012-10-29 09:25:47 AM

dabbletech: I submitted this with a headline


ha - well played
 
2012-10-29 11:07:22 PM

NephilimNexus: I guess you can only cut & paste the same article so many millions of times before it degrades entirely.


www.homeadvisorhomesource.com

Totally agrees

/Hot like a dolphin or something
 
2012-10-30 02:34:16 AM

TommyDeuce: NephilimNexus: I guess you can only cut & paste the same article so many millions of times before it degrades entirely.

[www.homeadvisorhomesource.com image 450x308] Totally agrees /Hot like a dolphin or something



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