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(MTA)   NYC MTA to shutdown tonight. Um...EVERYBODY PANIC   (alert.mta.info) divider line 56
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2012-10-28 11:06:12 AM
25 votes:
Hurricaine Cockblock just canceled my date tonight. 
2012-10-28 12:17:13 PM
9 votes:
I'm almost there, biatches!
2012-10-28 02:50:39 PM
4 votes:
My ex lives in VA. I hope she dies.

/I'd call her a coont but she lacks the lacks the depth and the warmth.
2012-10-28 01:46:06 PM
4 votes:
There's an old guy down the street building a huge boat for some reason.
2012-10-28 12:58:28 PM
4 votes:
i.ebayimg.com 

It's cool. My wife is making sammiches for my commute in case I never return. Fate unlearned.
2012-10-28 12:29:19 PM
4 votes:
Better stock up, Farkers.

bronanthebarbarian.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-28 01:43:27 PM
3 votes:

GAT_00: lucksi: Winds of 39 mph are enough to shut down all transit? WTF?

It's being shut down because they're expecting possibly 9 feet of storm surge, which is enough to flood the subways.


Hopefully the dead carp and sewage enema for the subway will kill some of that awful smell.
2012-10-28 01:23:41 PM
3 votes:
Zone A here. After last year's fizzle, didn't bother preparing other than food/water. If I turn up dead on the news, remember me as a stubborn asshole, not a victim.
2012-10-28 01:16:48 PM
3 votes:

Hack Patooey: Seth'n'Spectrum: What is this Zone A, Zone B crap, and where can I find a map?

Well, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


Oh really, Hack Patooey? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
2012-10-28 01:14:33 PM
3 votes:

Seth'n'Spectrum: What is this Zone A, Zone B crap, and where can I find a map?


Well, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
2012-10-28 12:58:40 PM
3 votes:

Matthew Keene: I hope the twin towers don't collapse.

Isle seat


A second hurricane has just hit the South Tower.
2012-10-28 12:57:06 PM
3 votes:
allgoodnamesrtaken.com
2012-10-28 12:38:59 PM
3 votes:

James!: Hurricaine Cockblock just canceled my date tonight.


Maybe Sandy will fark you.
2012-10-28 12:29:32 PM
3 votes:
www.anomalousmaterial.com

Shut it down! Shut it down forever!
2012-10-28 05:22:43 PM
2 votes:

WeenerGord: indylaw: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

Did you buy TP?


NO, I NEED SOME. FOR MY BUNGHOLE.
2012-10-28 03:26:22 PM
2 votes:

haywatchthis: why would a tropical storm tun left and go right into a coldfront
this seems like bs


Because it forgot to make the right at Albuquerque
2012-10-28 01:57:32 PM
2 votes:

Deep Contact: There's an old guy down the street building a huge boat for some reason.


By any chance, is he an animal hoarder?
2012-10-28 01:23:06 PM
2 votes:
This is what is going to happen right? At least that's what I am pretending.


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-10-28 01:02:09 PM
2 votes:
What's wrong with me? Every time I read updates on Sandy, my penis gets rock hard.
2012-10-28 01:01:13 PM
2 votes:

jaytkay: Holy moly they're predicting 15-20 foot waves later this week on Lake Michigan and we're 700 miles from the East Coast!


It is now officially appropriate to play The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald over and over and over...
2012-10-28 12:42:23 PM
2 votes:
Wait, so it's going to rain like hell and stall over NYC, then possibly turn to snow because of a winter storm?

So.... this?

content7.flixster.com
2012-10-28 12:41:12 PM
2 votes:

LineNoise: [i148.photobucket.com image 850x508] 

This is outside my front door post irene, Water was about a foot higher at the high point. Can't wait to see how much worse this one is. The true tragedy is that building across the street is the liquor store.


On the plus side, you can't beat the convenience for looting purposes.
2012-10-28 12:36:05 PM
2 votes:

Kelquin: It looks like Christie's going to be shutting down NJ Transit starting tomorrow, too.


He simply has to stand in front of one station entrance to do that.

/ Thanks, veal, all week, tip your waitress
2012-10-28 12:31:33 PM
2 votes:

TheOther: Ssshh! Don't spoil her heaven-sent escape disaster.


Don't forget your camera when you suicide trying to go after her, we want the movie version when you die.

ressim.net
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-28 12:31:12 PM
2 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: I have a friend in fishkill NY, does anyone know how its going there?


Many dead fish.
2012-10-28 12:30:33 PM
2 votes:
East Coast problems. Flyover states laugh at you.
2012-10-28 12:21:37 PM
2 votes:

James!: Hurricaine Cockblock just canceled my date tonight.


Not if you can redefine "date" to "come ride out the storm with me in my fully equipped survival lair"
2012-10-28 09:33:45 PM
1 votes:
i172.photobucket.com
2012-10-28 07:54:09 PM
1 votes:

Joe Peanut:
And here is an image of the same pier during last year's hurricane:


That bird just doesn't learn!
2012-10-28 06:06:37 PM
1 votes:

Shyla: My friend just posted this a little while ago.

Ocean Grove Fishing Pier in New Jersey - 24 hours before storm is supposed to hit. 

[img826.imageshack.us image 611x608]


Battery park city 10 minutes ago:
aboutcoolness.com
2012-10-28 05:03:30 PM
1 votes:

Party Like It's 1975: Dear New York:
[...]
Your welcome,

Florida


Thanks for not jumping me over my you're/your mistake.
I guess the grammar nazis are still in line at the bodega buying bread and batteries.
2012-10-28 03:38:46 PM
1 votes:
I'm in New Orleans and getting a real kick out of this thread.

Clearly y'all need to figure out rules for the Hurricane Sandy drinking game. Set the rules as your liver can tolerate. Here are some suggestions:

Any time someone says the word "hunker" - one shot
Any time someone says the word "frankenstorm" - two shots
Any time Hurricane Katrina is mentioned - three shots
Weather reporter out in the storm - one shot
Subway floods - finish the bottle
2012-10-28 03:37:04 PM
1 votes:

lohphat: cig-mkr: - books or non-electric games to keep the little ones occupied.

What are those?


Young children with short attentions spans who are easily distracted, but that's not important right now.
2012-10-28 02:46:36 PM
1 votes:

James!: Hurricaine Cockblock just canceled my date tonight. 


She/ he probably didn't want to go out with you anyway. The hurricane just makes for a nice excuse.


/I keeed, I keeed
2012-10-28 02:00:15 PM
1 votes:
At work, I suggested that we have a meeting about how to prepare for the hurricane, how to protect IT, the infrastructure, and whether we're open or not.

It was agreed that we should do it. The meeting it set for Monday. *roll eyes*
2012-10-28 01:32:17 PM
1 votes:

netcentric: fwiw, the secret documents the Free Masons have hidden in the base of the Statue of Liberty will be safe.....as usual.


They're in the cornerstone of Cong... I've said too much.
2012-10-28 01:25:21 PM
1 votes:
cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com
"NO ONE PUTS BUMMY IN A CORNER!!!!!"
2012-10-28 01:21:01 PM
1 votes:
Buses to Houston will be running all night.
2012-10-28 01:13:55 PM
1 votes:
Denville, NJ here. Low-lying lake town. When Irene showed up last year, Denville got rode hard and put away wet, and it was one of the towns that took JCP&L six weeks to put back together, so now everyone's shiatting sandbags. I'm at the top of a steep hill, so I luff at their misfortune.
2012-10-28 01:10:54 PM
1 votes:
Pray for Omarion!
2012-10-28 01:03:06 PM
1 votes:
They can hurricane proof their homes with that plywood they call pizza
2012-10-28 01:03:03 PM
1 votes:

IHateLongIsland: youngJohn: I've had this fark account since I was 21 years old, five years ago. I've lived in a few states since then, and just a few months ago I moved to Long Island. If you've ever heard New Yorkers are a**holes, you haven't seen them in panic mode at the supermarket... I had a woman knock on my car window to yell at me for how long I was taking to leave my parking spot.

Yep, sounds about right. Hahahahaha. So glad I moved out of that area a few years back.


Long Island isn't New York. It's some weird amalgam of the Jersey Shore, Appalachia, and a third-world Eastern European failed state. New York ends at Citi Field. Anything west of that...
2012-10-28 01:02:53 PM
1 votes:
RIP MTA.
2012-10-28 12:57:28 PM
1 votes:
I'm in the burbs on a hill. My main fear is loss of internet. For days. I have the iPhone charged up, a cellular LTE hotspot, and an inverter to jack chargers into my Prius. I'm ready. #firstworldnotinafloodplainproblems

(My daughter said good morning with projectile vomiting, so she was already planning to be home from school tomorrow anyway. Good timing for a storm really.)
2012-10-28 12:56:56 PM
1 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: lucksi: Winds of 39 mph are enough to shut down all transit? WTF?

The expected flooding is the main concern. Having hundreds of people drown in subways because you didn't order them closed typically can have a really horrible impact on reelection chances.


Pssh, they can't vote afterwards.

/window seat.
2012-10-28 12:44:59 PM
1 votes:

LineNoise: [i148.photobucket.com image 850x508] 

This is outside my front door post irene, Water was about a foot higher at the high point. Can't wait to see how much worse this one is. The true tragedy is that building across the street is the liquor store.


Tragedy or opportunity?

[lootie.jpg]
2012-10-28 12:44:04 PM
1 votes:

PaulieattheTap: Aaannnddd Jim Cantori is stationed at Battery Park.

OH NOES!


Haha you're farked New York.
2012-10-28 12:36:08 PM
1 votes:
i301.photobucket.com
2012-10-28 12:31:06 PM
1 votes:
I've had this fark account since I was 21 years old, five years ago. I've lived in a few states since then, and just a few months ago I moved to Long Island. If you've ever heard New Yorkers are a**holes, you haven't seen them in panic mode at the supermarket... I had a woman knock on my car window to yell at me for how long I was taking to leave my parking spot.
2012-10-28 12:29:19 PM
1 votes:
IF ANYONE IN THE NYC AREA IS READING THIS I HAVE AN URGENT REQUEST:

The stores around here are cleared out of grenadine. if you see some, let me know.
2012-10-28 12:27:53 PM
1 votes:

Frankenstorm: I'm almost there, biatches!


Its alive!
2012-10-28 12:27:51 PM
1 votes:

valar_morghulis: Sunny breezy and gorgeous in SW Florida.


yeah, but something stupid will happen anyway.
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2012-10-28 12:26:08 PM
1 votes:

valar_morghulis: Sunny breezy and gorgeous in SW Florida.


so, how's the weather?
2012-10-28 12:25:50 PM
1 votes:

WeenerGord: James!: Hurricaine Cockblock just canceled my date tonight.

Not if you can redefine "date" to "come ride out the storm with me in my fully equipped survival lair"


Ssshh! Don't spoil her heaven-sent escape disaster.
2012-10-28 12:20:43 PM
1 votes:

LlamaGirl: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHH


If I die, you can have my stuff.
2012-10-28 11:29:55 AM
1 votes:
that's not much different from when its supposed to be running.
 
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