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(Toronto Star)   Drew Curtis of Drew Curtis' Fark.com implicated as a government informant?   (thestar.com) divider line 93
    More: Unlikely, Toronto Star, Drew Curtis, WikiLeaks, Jack Layton, STRATFOR, New Democratic Party, whistleblowing, Fred Burton  
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2012-10-28 11:49:08 AM
What happens at a Fark party stays in the halls of power.
 
2012-10-28 11:54:46 AM
I hear he'll tell you where Hoffa is buried if you buy him a beer
 
2012-10-28 11:59:53 AM

Roook: I hear he'll tell you where Hoffa is buried if you buy him a beer


To be fair, I'm pretty sure Drew will do anything up to getting waterboarded if it involves someone buying him a beer.
 
2012-10-28 12:00:33 PM
One email reported that the New Democratic Party would be weakened after the death last year of Jack Layton because a new leader would lack his charisma.

Stop the farking presses.
 
2012-10-28 12:01:45 PM
I don't care if Drew is an informant

/he'll get no intelligence from me
//wait...
 
2012-10-28 12:04:17 PM
I sure hope those TFD drunk posts never come back to haunt me..

In other news, why is there a black van parked down the street?
 
2012-10-28 12:06:47 PM
Well, some people here do offer TMI about themselves.

/I don't care if there was corn in it
 
2012-10-28 12:08:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't care if Drew is an informant

/he'll get no intelligence from me
//wait...


I doubt he'd get much intelligence from most of us here.
 
2012-10-28 12:12:43 PM

simplicimus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't care if Drew is an informant

/he'll get no intelligence from me
//wait...

I doubt he'd get much intelligence from most of us here.


Ain't that the truth
 
2012-10-28 12:17:21 PM
Drew maybe be a lot of things, a drunk being one of them. but he's no snitch.
 
2012-10-28 12:33:38 PM

GAT_00: Roook: I hear he'll tell you where Hoffa is buried if you buy him a beer

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Drew will do anything up to getting waterboarded if it involves someone buying him a beer.


Beerboarded.
 
2012-10-28 12:37:23 PM
Stratfor's Anya Alfano promised to put an intern to work on the data gathering.
 
2012-10-28 12:40:11 PM
A licky boom boom down?
 
2012-10-28 12:40:44 PM
This_is_an_outrage!.jpeg
 
2012-10-28 12:42:12 PM
A cake with a hidden metal file will be sent your way if you end up in prison Mr. Curtis.
 
2012-10-28 12:43:00 PM
"As many of you old-timers know, we arranged to get a cut. TrapWire may be the most successful invention on the GWOT (Global War on Terrorism) since 9-11.

I seem to parse that sentence incorrectly. I'd go with "after 9-11"
 
2012-10-28 12:44:58 PM
I'm sure the government has a few TotalFark accounts.

/Total Luker more like it.
 
2012-10-28 12:45:10 PM

ManateeGag: Drew maybe be a lot of things, a drunk being one of them. but he's no snitch.


Snitches get stitches
 
2012-10-28 12:47:20 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-28 12:48:01 PM
well goodbye Fark. it's been nice knowing you. The only question now is whether it will be by Indefinite detainment without a trial or random drone strike
 
2012-10-28 12:48:23 PM
He's actually a subversive double-agent, feeding them the content from the Politics tab. Its a brilliant campaign of "baffle them with bullshait".
 
2012-10-28 12:49:42 PM
We need to vote this thread up for the lulz.
 
2012-10-28 12:51:02 PM

wildcardjack: I'm sure the government has a few TotalFark accounts.

/Total Luker more like it.


Your tax dollars at work. Sure we have a few people here with loose screws, but the closest I've seen to actual political action is the "moving to Canada" if an election doesn't go a particular person.
 
2012-10-28 12:51:46 PM
WTF did I just read?
 
2012-10-28 12:51:52 PM
It's a trapwire!
 
2012-10-28 12:53:27 PM

wildcardjack: I'm sure the government has a few TotalFark accounts.

/Total Luker more like it.


What would be really funny is a DHS lurker making friends to spy on the conservatives trying to one-up a liberal false-flag troll account.
 
2012-10-28 12:53:44 PM
Dude, if you don't have a file in Washington by now, I'd be outraged.
 
2012-10-28 12:55:20 PM
We'll start our own surveillance system and call it FapWire.
 
2012-10-28 12:55:43 PM
It's like a long running Elephants turd.
 
2012-10-28 12:56:05 PM
Is this the same "intelligence-gathering" company whose typical high-tech espionage tactics consisted of gathering information off the internet?
 
2012-10-28 12:57:03 PM

Need_MindBleach: Is this the same "intelligence-gathering" company whose typical high-tech espionage tactics consisted of gathering information off the internet?


OMG, that's us!
 
2012-10-28 12:57:04 PM

HempHead: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Lulz, trying to figure out if that's made to troll the FBI or troll the people pictured.
 
2012-10-28 12:57:15 PM
Which government?
 
2012-10-28 12:59:02 PM

ModernPrimitive01: well goodbye Fark. it's been nice knowing you. The only question now is whether it will be by Indefinite detainment without a trial or random drone strike


Don't worry, Breitbart is still running after the government go to him, Fark should be ok.
 
2012-10-28 01:00:18 PM
"got to him"
Damn preview doesn't work if you can't read.
 
2012-10-28 01:02:58 PM
Curtis. Drew Curtis.
 
2012-10-28 01:03:48 PM
"Intelligence gathering" in my Fark? It's more likely than you think! o.O
 
2012-10-28 01:05:09 PM
Drew is a narc, man.
 
2012-10-28 01:05:19 PM
So Fark is one degree from Valerie Plame now.
 
2012-10-28 01:06:39 PM
Drew is ceiling cat?
 
2012-10-28 01:08:09 PM
What do Canada and Texas have to do with Drew? Is he an illegal immigrant or something?Is that why he wears a wiretap?So he can stay in this country?He has my savings account number,hope it's safe.
 
2012-10-28 01:10:29 PM

GAT_00: Roook: I hear he'll tell you where Hoffa is buried if you buy him a beer

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Drew will do anything up to getting waterboarded if it involves someone buying him a beer.


His fave is the beerboarding. He'll let you beerboard him for a good beerboardin' and a shot of George T Stagg.
 
2012-10-28 01:10:53 PM
A drone just crashed in my front yard. It smells like Makers Mark and really good Glue.
 
2012-10-28 01:11:24 PM
Tiny fist, all that mumbo-jumbo.
 
2012-10-28 01:14:22 PM
I once badmouthed Drew during a Fark-outage and woke up 10 day later with a strange craving for beer and a Cuban sandwich!
 
2012-10-28 01:15:05 PM
ritter19646.c4.cmdwebsites.com
"Follow the BOOBIES. That's all I can say. I was never here."
 
2012-10-28 01:15:53 PM

GAT_00: Roook: I hear he'll tell you where Hoffa is buried if you buy him a beer

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Drew will do anything up to getting waterboarded if it involves someone buying him a beer.


Then he would have to get two beers.
 
2012-10-28 01:17:35 PM
Just because you're aware you've been diagnosed a paranoid doesn't make the paranoia go away.
 
2012-10-28 01:21:59 PM
unitedblackamerica.com
 
2012-10-28 01:22:11 PM
Fine, I'll admit it! I like ABBA!

/cracks easy under pressure
 
2012-10-28 01:29:52 PM

ManateeGag: Drew maybe be a lot of things, a drunk being one of them. but he's no snitch.


How do you know that? you don't know him like that...
I'm sure he did snitch. that's what pussies do.
i'm mean...explain "caturday" to me...lol
 
2012-10-28 01:32:15 PM

I_Am_Weasel: GAT_00: Roook: I hear he'll tell you where Hoffa is buried if you buy him a beer

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Drew will do anything up to getting waterboarded if it involves someone buying him a beer.

Beerboarded.


Now that sounds fun!
 
2012-10-28 01:33:18 PM
Did he implicate any Duke basketball players? If so, I say he gets a pass...
 
2012-10-28 01:34:12 PM

nmemkha: Politic


IMPOSSIBLE! Everyone knows there is no intelligent life in the Politics tab.
 
2012-10-28 01:36:05 PM
Not sure why it didn't select the entire post. More than anything, I bet Drew gets his information from the UltraFark site.
 
2012-10-28 01:38:01 PM
They will never take me alive!
 
2012-10-28 01:38:53 PM
And then Bob Page brings Helios online and we're all farked. Where's JC Denton when we need him?
 
2012-10-28 01:42:28 PM
Obviously this is a FFA because the BMOC is under the control of the SPCA and the SPLOT, at least within CONUS. Outside of CONUS, of course, the SPLOT remains under control of the MERG and the BALF, with the INTELCOPRO joining in for good measure.
 
2012-10-28 01:46:09 PM

The Grasshopper: ManateeGag: Drew maybe be a lot of things, a drunk being one of them. but he's no snitch.

How do you know that? you don't know him like that...
I'm sure he did snitch. that's what pussies do.
i'm mean...explain "caturday" to me...lol


Caturday is like Texas A&M. From the outside you can't understand it, from the inside SQUEE KITTIES!!1
 
2012-10-28 01:50:38 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: The Grasshopper: ManateeGag: Drew maybe be a lot of things, a drunk being one of them. but he's no snitch.

How do you know that? you don't know him like that...
I'm sure he did snitch. that's what pussies do.
i'm mean...explain "caturday" to me...lol

Caturday is like Texas A&M. From the outside you can't understand it, from the inside SQUEE KITTIES!!1


If it's Texas A&M, its more like SQUEE SHEEP.!
 
2012-10-28 01:52:01 PM
At least I can't be blackmailed about my foot fetish. Unless Janet Napolitano comes at me wearing 3 week old panty hose. That would be a nose too far even for me.
 
2012-10-28 02:08:07 PM

simplicimus: i upped my meds-up yours: The Grasshopper: ManateeGag: Drew maybe be a lot of things, a drunk being one of them. but he's no snitch.

How do you know that? you don't know him like that...
I'm sure he did snitch. that's what pussies do.
i'm mean...explain "caturday" to me...lol

Caturday is like Texas A&M. From the outside you can't understand it, from the inside SQUEE KITTIES!!1

If it's Texas A&M, its more like SQUEE SHEEP.!


LOL'ed for real

/steers and queers, right?
 
2012-10-28 02:12:56 PM

markie_farkie: I sure hope those TFD drunk posts never come back to haunt me..

In other news, why is there a black van parked down the street?


Drew just forwarded your post to us.

Please ignore our black van parked down the street.

It does not concern you, citizen.
 
2012-10-28 02:13:30 PM

Elegy: Obviously this is a FFA because the BMOC is under the control of the SPCA and the SPLOT, at least within CONUS. Outside of CONUS, of course, the SPLOT remains under control of the MERG and the BALF, with the INTELCOPRO joining in for good measure.


i may need a few more beers to understand this.
 
2012-10-28 02:34:42 PM
Haha. the American Government?

You sheep really bought into the lies.

tsmwagent.files.wordpress.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-28 02:36:19 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Drew probably pissed his shorts from laughing at that article.

An informant? Drew? For the gub-ment? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-10-28 02:46:44 PM

simplicimus: "As many of you old-timers know, we arranged to get a cut. TrapWire may be the most successful invention on the GWOT (Global War on Terrorism) since 9-11.

I seem to parse that sentence incorrectly. I'd go with "after 9-11"


Well, to be honest, they were pretty successful in executing the 9/11 attack. The even got everybody to believe it was Al Qaeda.
 
2012-10-28 02:56:02 PM
Huh, I didn't know Drew Curtis ran Drew Curtis' Fark.com.
 
2012-10-28 03:14:50 PM

Ender's: What happens at a Fark party stays in the halls of power.


:P
 
2012-10-28 03:18:50 PM
Published on Wednesday August 15, 2012
 
2012-10-28 03:24:18 PM

Arthurgoboom: simplicimus: i upped my meds-up yours: The Grasshopper: ManateeGag: Drew maybe be a lot of things, a drunk being one of them. but he's no snitch.

How do you know that? you don't know him like that...
I'm sure he did snitch. that's what pussies do.
i'm mean...explain "caturday" to me...lol

Caturday is like Texas A&M. From the outside you can't understand it, from the inside SQUEE KITTIES!!1

If it's Texas A&M, its more like SQUEE SHEEP.!

LOL'ed for real

/steers and queers, right?


I saw that movie for the first time about 3 weeks ago. Odd construction. Here's the first movie and an added somewhat related second movie.
 
2012-10-28 03:40:33 PM
They got him in a small, dark room. They put a cold beer in front of him. Any man would have broken. Any one of us.
 
2012-10-28 03:40:33 PM
more like EXTREMELY likely....has his nose so far up elite butt, he can smell what every plutocrat had for breakfast
 
2012-10-28 03:50:42 PM
I think the lack of a post from Drew explains it all....
 
2012-10-28 03:56:22 PM
img33.imageshack.us

'cause there's a red, under my bed
and there's a little yellow man in my head
and there's a true, blue, inside of me
that keeps stoppin' me, touchin' ya, watchin' ya, lovin' ya

paranoia, need destroyer. paranoia, they destroy ya'
 
2012-10-28 04:41:03 PM

jjwars1: Drew is ceiling cat?


bwaahahahahahah
 
2012-10-28 04:54:38 PM
You need to be informed in order to be an informant. Curtis fail.
 
2012-10-28 05:11:44 PM
So is Fark part of the "information web" scam of Stratfors?
 
2012-10-28 05:23:10 PM

culebra: A licky boom boom down?


Drew won't turn informer.
 
2012-10-28 06:22:32 PM
i.imgur.com

"Quick hide in here."
"Would I turn on the gas if my friend was in there?... Would I throw a lighted match if...."
 
2012-10-28 06:27:57 PM
drew is now a secret agent man id number 3.2
 
2012-10-28 07:02:41 PM
C'mon Drew. What was the article?
 
2012-10-28 09:08:49 PM

Zeppelininthesky: They will never take me alive!


You need an anthem.

Here you are.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:40 PM
SuperSeriousMan 2012-10-28 12:49:42 PM

We need to vote this thread up for the lulz.

I did my part for glorious Farkistan.

Vote early, vote often.

Buy Blondes!
 
2012-10-28 09:24:17 PM
Drew has been seen with some very shady characters.

i.imgur.com

/taken by me at Dragon*Con in 2011
 
2012-10-28 11:49:28 PM
Intel for beer? From the guy who gets admin access to the politics tab? Drew, you genius. There might not be any tangible intel in there but there's so much derp it would take all of Interpol months to realize they overpaid and by then you drank the beer!


/$$$
//you can't return drank beer
///ok you can but that is gross
 
2012-10-29 01:19:27 AM
Hey Drew you balding asshole. No one likes a snitch.

This here's a nice website you have.. it's a shame if something were to happen to it.
 
2012-10-29 01:43:35 AM
The Eagle Has Landed. Repeat: The Eagle Has Landed, Over.
 
2012-10-29 05:14:11 AM
RCMP? Trapwire? Great, now the RCMP know I'm a trap. Well thanks a lot Drew.
 
2012-10-29 07:10:55 AM
forwarding an news story = informing? Does the gubment not have the googles?
 
2012-10-29 08:30:08 AM

AeAe: Hey Drew you balding asshole. No one likes a snitch.

This here's a nice website you have.. it's a shame if something were to happen to it.


ping fark.com
PING fark.com (64.191.171.200): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 64.191.171.200: icmp_seq=0 ttl=55 time=79.022 ms
64 bytes from 64.191.171.200: icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=78.087 ms
64 bytes from 64.191.171.200: icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=83.328 ms
64 bytes from 64.191.171.200: icmp_seq=3 ttl=55 time=76.204 ms
64 bytes from 64.191.171.200: icmp_seq=4 ttl=55 time=85.862 ms
64 bytes from 64.191.171.200: icmp_seq=5 ttl=55 time=78.832 ms


mwahahahahah
 
2012-10-29 08:32:32 AM
[WTFAMIREADING.jpg]
 
2012-10-29 07:30:22 PM

abhorrent1: forwarding an news story = informing? Does the gubment not have the googles?


The googles did nothing.
 
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