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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 50
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 04:43:18 PM
2 votes:

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


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2012-10-28 04:02:01 PM
2 votes:
Clint? It's Tommy. I really need you to change your line. So you can wreck JJ, Denny and Kasey....
2012-10-28 03:35:50 PM
2 votes:

Jensaarai: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]

We've apparently gone into overtime?

Does that picture say Schrader is in the 10 car? I thought he was in the 32.


It says Schrader's in 10th. We're now channeling the race from 1990.
2012-10-28 03:19:59 PM
2 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: Found Waldo!

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He was in the Burger King this whole time!
2012-10-28 03:19:11 PM
2 votes:

mikaloyd: catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.

Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!


HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA my 2nd belly laugh of the day. You are so right! I'm trying to imagine Nascar with French announcers and all I can picture is sneering and lots of cigarette smoke.
2012-10-28 02:32:58 PM
2 votes:

bluorangefyre: I was kinda hoping Johnson showing emotion would cause him to crash. Also, it would've caused him to lose control of his car.


We've secretly replaced Jimmie Johnson's operating system with Windows ME. Let's see if anyone notices....
2012-10-28 01:13:26 PM
2 votes:
"That wasn't a fart"
 
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2012-10-28 05:16:04 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: *sobs* I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!


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/apology accepted TKat
2012-10-28 05:13:54 PM
1 votes:
My son's comment on JJ doing a burn out by nosing into the wall:

He even cheats doing burn outs.
2012-10-28 05:13:49 PM
1 votes:
bleh

on the plus side, Wenchie's favorite team, the Giants, are gonna win the World Series tonight!
2012-10-28 05:12:27 PM
1 votes:
Well crap. At least I learned what that button on the idol is for....

Until next week....adieu.
2012-10-28 05:11:43 PM
1 votes:
FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK!

WHERE'S GO FAST TURN LEFT? I WANT HIM TO EXPLAIN WHY HE DIDN'T THROW A FREAKING CAMEL AT THAT ASSHAT? >:(

/yes I'm just slightly pissed
//will get over it eventually
2012-10-28 05:11:21 PM
1 votes:
*sobs* I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!
2012-10-28 05:11:06 PM
1 votes:
Kyle, like Fark Us you are a disappoint
2012-10-28 05:06:29 PM
1 votes:
F*cking Opie!!!
2012-10-28 04:53:45 PM
1 votes:
I wouldn't be surprised if 5 Hour Energy caused cancer.
2012-10-28 04:48:27 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x456]


IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE POWAAAAAHHHHHH OF THE DARK SIDE!
2012-10-28 04:41:45 PM
1 votes:
C'mon, JPM, you are our only hope. Pretend JJ's a track dryer.
2012-10-28 04:38:15 PM
1 votes:
I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*
2012-10-28 04:37:35 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x378]

It's gonna blow


I never realized Octomom was so hairy.
2012-10-28 04:36:00 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Denny: "Why are Rusty, Brad and Ray standing outside my hauler with forks in their hands?"
2012-10-28 04:29:26 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Now would be like, the worst time to get an update from your in-race reporter.
2012-10-28 04:25:47 PM
1 votes:

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It's as if thousands of Fantasy team lineups screamed out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
2012-10-28 04:05:45 PM
1 votes:
How the hell did NASCAR manage to make Martinsville boring??
2012-10-28 03:56:01 PM
1 votes:

kteela: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.

I'd love to remember my twenties...


True...this generation only has to scroll their FB timeline
2012-10-28 03:53:41 PM
1 votes:

kteela: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.

I'd love to remember my twenties...


I'll stay in the here and now....Didn't have a kid then, but I was married to the 1st wife in '90.

/shudder
2012-10-28 03:53:03 PM
1 votes:

kteela: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.

I'd love to remember my twenties...


I still do, but then again they didn't end all that long ago.
2012-10-28 03:44:17 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.


Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.
2012-10-28 03:42:00 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!


It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.
2012-10-28 03:33:22 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To prepare for a possible Bowyer win, Martinsville officials frantically devising how to turn Grandfather clock into a working beer fridge.
2012-10-28 03:31:01 PM
1 votes:
kenchilds.com

We've apparently gone into overtime?
2012-10-28 03:28:13 PM
1 votes:
Bettman foutre!
Fick Bettman!
fark Bettman! (no real translation to Gaelic)
Ебать Бетман!
ベットマン·ファック!
Bettman 빌어 먹을!

and that's all I got.
2012-10-28 03:26:41 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

As thick plume of smoke from Kurt's spin rises into the sky, Martinsville residents wonder what else Tony Stewart has set ablaze.
2012-10-28 03:24:27 PM
1 votes:
Careful Harvick...

kenchilds.com
2012-10-28 03:23:22 PM
1 votes:
DAMNIT KURT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN JOHNSON WAS RIGHT BESIDE YOU!
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2012-10-28 03:21:36 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.

How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?


Baise Bettman.

/sac de bave. Je veux que ma saison de hockey, bon sang!
2012-10-28 03:19:07 PM
1 votes:
Nah....Waldo apparently wanted it HIS way.
2012-10-28 03:17:47 PM
1 votes:
Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.
2012-10-28 03:16:02 PM
1 votes:

catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.


Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!
2012-10-28 03:07:46 PM
1 votes:

emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.


It's -always- Chevy Truck Month.
2012-10-28 03:03:47 PM
1 votes:
Our race strategy needs more time to develop
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It's still in its larval stage.
2012-10-28 02:52:21 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.


Bah! I was drinking PBR back before any of those hipsters had even been born!
2012-10-28 02:51:13 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??


Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.
2012-10-28 02:46:21 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Dammit, Kyle, you're going the wrong way.


He's falling back to take care of JJ.
2012-10-28 02:22:41 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down

DanZero, offsides, 5 yd penalty, football thread


*sigh*

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2012-10-28 02:20:43 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down


DanZero, offsides, 5 yd penalty, football thread
2012-10-28 02:16:57 PM
1 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: So far the best I can do is the 38 with a hotdog wrapper on the front.


As close as he's gonna get to a checkered flag today......
2012-10-28 02:11:09 PM
1 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)


How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?
2012-10-28 01:47:50 PM
1 votes:
"BRINGITY BRINGITY BRINGITY! Let's go racing chaps!"

/stolen from farker in "NBC gets English Premier League rights thread"
2012-10-28 09:51:52 AM
1 votes:
Paperclip?

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