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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com ) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 04:47:36 PM  

bluorangefyre: I hope to God that something is broken on JJ's car.


I thought I noticed some flame coming out behind and over the right rear tire before commercial. Probably just a chunk of rubber that hit a line or something.
 
2012-10-28 04:47:56 PM  

Foaming: What was the yellow thing hanging off the 48 and does he have to go back to the pits to get rid of it?


It's Juablo's hopes of an eventual Championship. No worries, it should turn black as his soul soon enough and drop off...
 
2012-10-28 04:48:27 PM  

bluorangefyre: turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x456]


IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE POWAAAAAHHHHHH OF THE DARK SIDE!
 
2012-10-28 04:51:19 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
 
2012-10-28 04:52:10 PM  
I would've been here sooner, but I had to lock down a serious oil leak in my Saab. It turned out to be a rusted out oil cooler line.

The trip back from work (75 miles) was a bit of a nail biter.
 
2012-10-28 04:53:06 PM  
French feed went full retard and is over 100 laps behind
 
2012-10-28 04:53:45 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if 5 Hour Energy caused cancer.
 
2012-10-28 04:54:16 PM  

turbokat: I would've been here sooner, but I had to lock down a serious oil leak in my Saab. It turned out to be a rusted out oil cooler line.

The trip back from work (75 miles) was a bit of a nail biter.


We appreciate your dedication and thank you for getting here when you did.
 
2012-10-28 04:54:23 PM  

mikaloyd: French feed went full retard and is over 100 laps behind


Redneck is hard to translate to French.
 
2012-10-28 04:54:31 PM  
So Speed is going to finally get around to showing the Gold Coast V8 Supercar race tonight. Last year they sent DW and showed it live. This year... not so much.

From what I hear, there are some good end battles, and a few ridiculous clusterfarks at the start worth watching.
 
2012-10-28 04:55:21 PM  

turbokat: I would've been here sooner, but I had to lock down a serious oil leak in my Saab. It turned out to be a rusted out oil cooler line.

The trip back from work (75 miles) was a bit of a nail biter.


Never trust a car made in eugenics land. Its the oldest automotive wives tail.
 
2012-10-28 04:55:31 PM  

mikaloyd: French feed went full retard and is over 100 laps behind


try link one at the vip site. Not linking it for fear of someone catching on and pulling it.
 
2012-10-28 04:56:07 PM  

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: French feed went full retard and is over 100 laps behind

Redneck is hard to translate to French.


Mon dieu y'all!
 
2012-10-28 04:56:13 PM  
Somebody...ANYBODY.....punt the 48! Please and thank you.
 
2012-10-28 04:56:31 PM  

mikaloyd: French feed went full retard and is over 100 laps behind


http://www.vipboxsports.eu/motorsports/90635/1/nascar---tums-fast-rel i ef-500--live-stream-online.html
 
2012-10-28 04:56:42 PM  
D-A-M, TKat,

All she's got isn't good enough. What else do you have?
 
2012-10-28 04:56:50 PM  

mikaloyd: turbokat: I would've been here sooner, but I had to lock down a serious oil leak in my Saab. It turned out to be a rusted out oil cooler line.

The trip back from work (75 miles) was a bit of a nail biter.

Never trust a car made in eugenics land. Its the oldest automotive wives tail.


Dunno....my Benz just rolled 230K and is going strong.
 
2012-10-28 04:57:18 PM  
Stupid spaces. Whatever. You know what to do, Mika.
 
2012-10-28 04:57:48 PM  
And Harvick finally bowed up.
 
2012-10-28 04:57:50 PM  
And thar Harvick blows.
 
2012-10-28 04:57:56 PM  

bluorangefyre: D-A-M, TKat,

All she's got isn't good enough. What else do you have?


Someone wrecking JJ on the restart? That'd work.

Also, happy birthday!
 
2012-10-28 04:58:08 PM  

mikaloyd: turbokat: I would've been here sooner, but I had to lock down a serious oil leak in my Saab. It turned out to be a rusted out oil cooler line.

The trip back from work (75 miles) was a bit of a nail biter.

Never trust a car made in eugenics land. Its the oldest automotive wives tail.


HEY! Nobody puts Helga in a corner!
 
2012-10-28 04:58:10 PM  
Sucker just cannonnaded, didn't it? Won't be much left to take apart....
 
2012-10-28 04:58:15 PM  

If only that was Johnson just now
img.photobucket.com

 
2012-10-28 04:59:03 PM  
OH BK YOU SO CRAZY
 
2012-10-28 04:59:10 PM  

bluorangefyre: D-A-M, TKat,

All she's got isn't good enough. What else do you have?


How 'bout a braindead ray! JOHNSON GOES IN!
 
2012-10-28 04:59:25 PM  
Oh Brad. This should be interesting.
 
2012-10-28 04:59:26 PM  

turbokat: mikaloyd: turbokat: I would've been here sooner, but I had to lock down a serious oil leak in my Saab. It turned out to be a rusted out oil cooler line.

The trip back from work (75 miles) was a bit of a nail biter.

Never trust a car made in eugenics land. Its the oldest automotive wives tail.

HEY! Nobody puts Helga in a corner!


Helga? Mine is Liesl ;)
 
2012-10-28 04:59:28 PM  
BK wants those points and the Cup lead, he stays out with under 25 to go.
 
2012-10-28 04:59:51 PM  

turbokat: bluorangefyre: D-A-M, TKat,

All she's got isn't good enough. What else do you have?

How 'bout a braindead ray! JOHNSON GOES IN!


PleasespeedonpitrowJJPleasespeedonpitrowJJPleasespeedonpitrowJJ
 
2012-10-28 05:00:04 PM  
WTF. The second vipboxsports dot eu stream is actually ahead of my TV.
 
2012-10-28 05:00:30 PM  
This is gonna be an interesting finish
 
2012-10-28 05:00:33 PM  

vegaswench: mikaloyd: French feed went full retard and is over 100 laps behind

try link one at the vip site. Not linking it for fear of someone catching on and pulling it.


WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I heart you soooo much!
 
2012-10-28 05:02:26 PM  

kteela: bluorangefyre: D-A-M, TKat,

All she's got isn't good enough. What else do you have?

Someone wrecking JJ on the restart? That'd work.

Also, happy birthday!


DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!
 
2012-10-28 05:02:30 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This is gonna be an interesting finish


Yeah, for all the complaining about the race being boring earlier, things will pick up here.
 
2012-10-28 05:02:43 PM  
Dammit, Jooonyerrr
 
2012-10-28 05:03:08 PM  

vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This is gonna be an interesting finish

Yeah, for all the complaining about the race being boring earlier, things will pick up here.


It's Martinsville. Even the dullest race (like today) will get interesting with 20 to go.
 
2012-10-28 05:03:20 PM  
Go Krashlowski!
 
2012-10-28 05:03:57 PM  
Go Kyle, spin that sucker!
 
2012-10-28 05:04:01 PM  
Go Brad! Don't give up!
 
2012-10-28 05:04:04 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Even the dullest race (like today) will get interesting with 20 to go.


Fair enough.

I can't believe MRN went to commercial with 14 to go.
 
2012-10-28 05:04:17 PM  
Dammit Brad....
 
2012-10-28 05:04:22 PM  
Damn it Brad, why did you give him room?
 
2012-10-28 05:04:28 PM  
Well crap.
 
2012-10-28 05:04:41 PM  
Wall him Kyle
 
2012-10-28 05:04:47 PM  
Gah. Come on.
 
2012-10-28 05:05:00 PM  
Well that didn't work
 
2012-10-28 05:05:01 PM  

vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Even the dullest race (like today) will get interesting with 20 to go.

Fair enough.

I can't believe MRN went to commercial with 14 to go.


the script says that they will go into overtime, so MRN knows they can take the break.
 
2012-10-28 05:05:28 PM  
And Brad has only not pitting to blame.
 
2012-10-28 05:05:34 PM  
Dammit.
 
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