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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 04:22:20 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Based on his day so far, Denny's car is just automatically slowing down to pass-through speed every few laps.
 
2012-10-28 04:22:39 PM
Shiat!
 
2012-10-28 04:22:54 PM
You know... I've been using my phone for fark all morning. I just realized my laptop is right next to me. This is what your brain does when you have the flu.
 
2012-10-28 04:23:05 PM

Baby Face Fister: Hamlin is done


Damn, sorry, dude.
 
2012-10-28 04:23:05 PM
dammit, i knew starting hamlin over johnson was going to bite me in the ass today. LOL
 
2012-10-28 04:24:47 PM
MOAR IDOL POWERZ!
 
2012-10-28 04:24:48 PM
dagnabbit
 
2012-10-28 04:25:31 PM
LOL!!! And the 48 about to get dinged for 2 tires over the commit line on entering pit road! FANTASTIC!
 
2012-10-28 04:25:47 PM

i.imgur.com
It's as if thousands of Fantasy team lineups screamed out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
 
2012-10-28 04:25:50 PM
Clint? Tommy. Good job! Do something about Kahne now!
 
2012-10-28 04:27:54 PM

vegaswench: Baby Face Fister: Hamlin is done

Damn, sorry, dude.


Had a great car too. Now I can watch the race and send all my negative waves at the 48.
 
2012-10-28 04:29:11 PM
WT^F? Cheater Chad spotted that they had broken the commit line rule, but NASCAR didn't?
 
2012-10-28 04:29:26 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Now would be like, the worst time to get an update from your in-race reporter.
 
2012-10-28 04:31:34 PM

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Now would be like, the worst time to get an update from your in-race reporter.


As always, love the nascarcasm tweets.
 
2012-10-28 04:32:55 PM

crotchgrabber: You know... I've been using my phone for fark all morning. I just realized my laptop is right next to me. This is what your brain does when you have the flu.


This is Fark you can't fool us. You have the brown bottle flu
 
2012-10-28 04:32:59 PM
ECU fail? But every NASCAR TV shill promised us we wouldn't even be talking about it after the first few races!
 
2012-10-28 04:33:10 PM

vegaswench: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Now would be like, the worst time to get an update from your in-race reporter.

As always, love the nascarcasm tweets.


I don't got much to say, except those tweets are keeping me from falling asleep. And on such an infamous track for good action.
 
2012-10-28 04:35:49 PM
Happy Harvick's about to be not-so-happy. Engine's going.
 
2012-10-28 04:35:55 PM

DanZero: vegaswench: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Now would be like, the worst time to get an update from your in-race reporter.

As always, love the nascarcasm tweets.

I don't got much to say, except those tweets are keeping me from falling asleep. And on such an infamous track for good action.


Fark the Frances for wanting LONG green-flag runs (as long as Their Guy is leading) and fuel-mileage races to generate "excitement" about the race finishes, instead of giving us actual exciting races.
 
2012-10-28 04:36:00 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Denny: "Why are Rusty, Brad and Ray standing outside my hauler with forks in their hands?"
 
2012-10-28 04:36:32 PM
Harvick about to blow an engine.
 
2012-10-28 04:37:04 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com

It's gonna blow
 
2012-10-28 04:37:17 PM
Johnson's winning?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 04:37:35 PM

relaxitsjustme: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x378]

It's gonna blow


I never realized Octomom was so hairy.
 
2012-10-28 04:37:45 PM
Denny Hamlin knows there are worse things than a bad master switch
 
2012-10-28 04:38:15 PM
I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*
 
2012-10-28 04:38:26 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A new addition to commercial on the left currently playing out on the right.
pbs.twimg.com

BWAHAHA
 
2012-10-28 04:39:02 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


D-A-M's trying but he don't have the powerrrrr (plants) you do...
 
2012-10-28 04:39:20 PM

vegaswench: relaxitsjustme: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x378]

It's gonna blow

I never realized Octomom was so hairy.


She let it grow out to help hide the stretch marks
 
2012-10-28 04:39:34 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


Whew, just in time, too.
 
2012-10-28 04:39:47 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


Oooooohhhhhhhhhh....so it's *that* button we're supposed to push. Ya know, a manual would be helpful.....
 
2012-10-28 04:40:01 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


(send tkat his Mr. Fusion and all his backup warp cores)
 
2012-10-28 04:40:27 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


Admit it, you were off cavorting with your new Indycar teammate, weren't you TK?
 
2012-10-28 04:41:45 PM
C'mon, JPM, you are our only hope. Pretend JJ's a track dryer.
 
2012-10-28 04:41:57 PM
Swing and a miss.
 
2012-10-28 04:42:12 PM
Dammit 42, closer to JJ next time!!!
 
2012-10-28 04:42:14 PM

vegaswench: C'mon, JPM, you are our only hope. Pretend JJ's a track dryer.


Are you a wizard?
 
2012-10-28 04:42:30 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


Wow TK that must have been your IDOL going on line.
 
2012-10-28 04:42:33 PM
Caution flag as the 48 send JPM for a spin, bringing traffic to a halt behind him.
 
2012-10-28 04:42:41 PM
Thank you, JPM. And turbokat. Your idol is undeniable.
 
2012-10-28 04:42:44 PM
Attn: nobudgetracing and Hound Dawgs.

That's me in your mirrors...
 
2012-10-28 04:42:47 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


MAD APPLAUSE
 
2012-10-28 04:43:11 PM
OK, JJ spun Juablo? Yeah, Juablo won't let that go. He will make JJ humble before this is over.
 
2012-10-28 04:43:18 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-28 04:43:28 PM

relaxitsjustme: vegaswench: C'mon, JPM, you are our only hope. Pretend JJ's a track dryer.

Are you a wizard?


Judging by my football picks this year, no, but I'm almost there. ;)
 
2012-10-28 04:43:44 PM
fark up your stop
fark up your stop
fark up your stop
 
2012-10-28 04:43:50 PM
Idol needs moar power!

/links in Turkey Creek, Crystal River #1 and #2 reactors
 
2012-10-28 04:44:36 PM
I hope to God that something is broken on JJ's car.
 
2012-10-28 04:45:20 PM
What was the yellow thing hanging off the 48 and does he have to go back to the pits to get rid of it?
 
2012-10-28 04:47:35 PM

turbokat: I leave you guys with a new Idol AND THIS HAPPENS!

*blows off dust, cleans contacts, fires*


My hero!
 
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