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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 03:40:00 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Jensaarai: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]

We've apparently gone into overtime?

Does that picture say Schrader is in the 10 car? I thought he was in the 32.

And it says we're on lap 500 somethng


Yeah. I think they may be separate errors. If I know anything about computer machines. Have they fixed em?
 
2012-10-28 03:42:00 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!


It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.
 
2012-10-28 03:44:00 PM  
JOhnson's car wants to go into the wall. D-A-M, wanna help his car achieve that goal?
 
2012-10-28 03:44:17 PM  

bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.


Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.
 
2012-10-28 03:45:23 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To prepare for a possible Bowyer win, Martinsville officials frantically devising how to turn Grandfather clock into a working beer fridge.


I don't care who ya are, that thar is funny.
 
2012-10-28 03:45:34 PM  
Well....I suppose an uninterrupted race in a window smaller than my laptop's screen is better than nothing....

/42" LCD TV, 19" laptop
 
2012-10-28 03:46:26 PM  

catastrophe averted: emonk: Mztlplx: ベットマン·ファック! 

Google Translate says this means something about eels...

In a hovercraft perhaps?


"Air-cushion vehicle". Whatever that is.
 
2012-10-28 03:46:31 PM  
Somebody mention mullets?

www.snakkle.com
 
2012-10-28 03:47:26 PM  
And while I'm here, if anyone's really into SCCA racing, here are some pictures from the Charge of the Headlight Brigade 13 hour race from VIR yesterday (ran over there after the truck race, it was on the way home):

Full Album
Facebook Album
 
2012-10-28 03:47:55 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Somebody mention mullets?

[www.snakkle.com image 341x410]


Jeffi still looks like that.
 
2012-10-28 03:47:58 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: And while I'm here, if anyone's really into SCCA racing, here are some pictures from the Charge of the Headlight Brigade 13 hour race from VIR yesterday (ran over there after the truck race, it was on the way home):

Full Album
Facebook Album


You sleep at all this weekend?
 
2012-10-28 03:47:59 PM  

vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.


It would be a travesty if they inducted Barroid into the Hall next year and left Pete banned from it.
 
2012-10-28 03:50:39 PM  

bluorangefyre: It would be a travesty if they inducted Barroid into the Hall next year and left Pete banned from it.


Agreed.

relaxitsjustme: Somebody mention mullets?

[www.snakkle.com image 341x410]


Love that pic. That mustache is one of the saddest little caterpillars ever.
 
2012-10-28 03:51:01 PM  
Cmon Smoke, move over for Clint........You'll get the lucky dog when JJ blows his right front.
 
2012-10-28 03:51:18 PM  
My hovercraft is full of mullet?
 
2012-10-28 03:51:53 PM  

vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.


I'd love to remember my twenties...
 
2012-10-28 03:53:03 PM  

kteela: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.

I'd love to remember my twenties...


I still do, but then again they didn't end all that long ago.
 
2012-10-28 03:53:41 PM  

kteela: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.

I'd love to remember my twenties...


I'll stay in the here and now....Didn't have a kid then, but I was married to the 1st wife in '90.

/shudder
 
2012-10-28 03:56:01 PM  

kteela: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: vegaswench: Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.

Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!

It also means Vanilla Ice is popular again, and MC Hammer isn't broke yet.

Ha!

I wonder if it's too late to put some money on the Reds in the World Series? Pete Rose ain't got nuttin' on my inside info.

I'd love to remember my twenties...


True...this generation only has to scroll their FB timeline
 
2012-10-28 04:00:47 PM  
Fark Us died?
 
2012-10-28 04:01:21 PM  

mikaloyd: Fark Us died?


Just a hiccough.
 
2012-10-28 04:02:01 PM  
Clint? It's Tommy. I really need you to change your line. So you can wreck JJ, Denny and Kasey....
 
2012-10-28 04:02:35 PM  

mikaloyd: Fark Us died?


It hiccuped from all the alcohol we're pouring on us.
 
2012-10-28 04:02:55 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A truck race worth of laps remaining..
 
2012-10-28 04:03:53 PM  

vegaswench: mikaloyd: Fark Us died?

It hiccuped from all the alcohol we're pouring on us.


At least I now know it wasn't just me, I was trying to post in the NFL thread about the Lions managing to pull off a win vs the Trollhawks.
 
2012-10-28 04:04:39 PM  

kteela: mikaloyd: Fark Us died?

Just a hiccough.


Dammit
 
2012-10-28 04:05:45 PM  
How the hell did NASCAR manage to make Martinsville boring??
 
2012-10-28 04:06:16 PM  

mikaloyd: Fark Us died?


I almost did after that impressive PIT win just now. My week is gonna be better. This race, however....
 
2012-10-28 04:06:58 PM  
Farkus appears to have gastritis.....

/frozded again
 
2012-10-28 04:07:04 PM  
I'm headed back to the infield for the rest of the race. I'll have albums posted here after I get home and sort through and organize everything! As always it's been a pleasure!
 
2012-10-28 04:07:52 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How the hell did NASCAR manage to make Martinsville boring??


Those damn cars, they made it so you *can't* run close to anyone.
 
2012-10-28 04:07:53 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How the hell did NASCAR manage to make Martinsville boring??


I was wondering this, as well. What's going on this year?
 
2012-10-28 04:08:27 PM  
I vote we rename this section WhatTheFarkus.
 
2012-10-28 04:08:44 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: I'm headed back to the infield for the rest of the race. I'll have albums posted here after I get home and sort through and organize everything! As always it's been a pleasure!


Enjoy! Thanks for the great pics, as always!
 
2012-10-28 04:09:53 PM  
Clint stalled it?

3.bp.blogspot.com
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!
 
2012-10-28 04:11:29 PM  
I was on the sports tab and it died there as well.
 
2012-10-28 04:11:46 PM  
WTF? Only 6 cars on the lead lap?
 
2012-10-28 04:12:30 PM  

ClavellBCMI: WTF? Only 6 cars on the lead lap?


Green flag pitstops.
 
2012-10-28 04:14:17 PM  
OK, 18 cars on the lead lap after pit stops cycle through, still bad, but better than before they cycled through.
 
2012-10-28 04:15:10 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: I'm headed back to the infield for the rest of the race. I'll have albums posted here after I get home and sort through and organize everything! As always it's been a pleasure!


Thanks for all the pics so far. I'm looking forward to the rest when you get them posted!
 
2012-10-28 04:17:19 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: I'm headed back to the infield for the rest of the race. I'll have albums posted here after I get home and sort through and organize everything! As always it's been a pleasure!


Yay! Looking forward to them.
 
2012-10-28 04:19:11 PM  
Somebody has a battery dying on them, he's been switching between batteries, and bubkiss.
 
2012-10-28 04:19:28 PM  
Denny is farking cursed today.
 
2012-10-28 04:19:29 PM  
Denny's gonna cause a wreck soon.
 
2012-10-28 04:19:57 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Somebody has a battery dying on them, he's been switching between batteries, and bubkiss.


And it's NOT Denny time, as he's the one who is having battery failure.
 
2012-10-28 04:20:38 PM  
Hamlin is done
 
2012-10-28 04:21:24 PM  

Baby Face Fister: Hamlin is done


It's Denny's time. Time for him to go get one of those $2-4-6-8 specials and call it a day.
 
2012-10-28 04:21:28 PM  

ClavellBCMI: he's been switching between batteries, and bubkiss.


I'm doing the same thing - switching between NASCAR and the Raiders game
 
2012-10-28 04:21:34 PM  
Denny! There's a bug in our electrical system!
3.bp.blogspot.com
It's all grubbed up!
 
2012-10-28 04:22:07 PM  
Oh come on Jefe...we know you won't wreck him, it's your damn car.
 
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