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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 03:18:24 PM
I missed it... Ambrose again?
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2012-10-28 03:18:50 PM

Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!

Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)

How many cars were entered? I'm going through the race album and it looks like about half of them must have been hauled to the scrapyard afterwards....


We tore up a lot of equipment, but it was good racing for the most part. 84 cars entered, 80 started the heat races. Took 8 from each of the 25 lap heat races, took 10 from the 50 lap last-chance race.
 
2012-10-28 03:18:51 PM
ClavellBCMI Bah! I was drinking PBR back before any of those hipsters had even been born! 

Ha!, a friend has a list of companies that are So Southern They Don't Need to Sponsor Any Driver in NASCAR (since the fanbase already uses their products every day)

Wal-Mart(arguments about Publix, Winn-Dixie, Harris-Teeter unless a driver's doing a cross-promo where their logo is on the bumper...), Waffle House(Huddle House don't count), Shoney's, ChickFilA(Victory Junction's a foundation), Krispy Kreme
 
2012-10-28 03:18:54 PM
ote pas à mois Chevy Truck
 
2012-10-28 03:19:07 PM
Nah....Waldo apparently wanted it HIS way.
 
2012-10-28 03:19:07 PM
STFU, Kid Rock!
 
2012-10-28 03:19:11 PM

mikaloyd: catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.

Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!


HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA my 2nd belly laugh of the day. You are so right! I'm trying to imagine Nascar with French announcers and all I can picture is sneering and lots of cigarette smoke.
 
2012-10-28 03:19:41 PM

Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.


How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?
 
2012-10-28 03:19:55 PM
Also, call me crazy, but does it seem like NASCAR is trying to eliminate the threat of Denny Hamlin by giving him speeding penalities?
 
2012-10-28 03:19:56 PM

emonk: ote pas à mois Chevy Truck


Oops..I meant voter non au mois Chevy Truck
 
2012-10-28 03:19:59 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Found Waldo!

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He was in the Burger King this whole time!
 
2012-10-28 03:20:22 PM

FlyingJ: (Huddle House don't count),


Huddle House never counts.

/Longue Waffle House en direct!
 
2012-10-28 03:20:56 PM

ClavellBCMI: STFU, Kid Rock!


Show me a busted up race car, and I'll show you a busted up race car.
 
2012-10-28 03:21:31 PM

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.

How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?


What about, "NO YOU CAN'T HAS LORD STANLEY'S CUP MR. OVECHKIN? NOT YOURS!!!!"

/possible problem on the 24? NOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-10-28 03:21:36 PM

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.

How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?


Baise Bettman.

/sac de bave. Je veux que ma saison de hockey, bon sang!
 
2012-10-28 03:22:19 PM

bluorangefyre: NO YOU CAN'T HAS LORD STANLEY'S CUP MR. OVECHKIN? NOT YOURS!!!!


NON VOUS NE POUVEZ PAS A LORD STANLEY'S CUP MR. OVECHKIN? PAS VOUS!!

:)
 
2012-10-28 03:22:55 PM
KuBu
 
2012-10-28 03:23:02 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!

Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)

How many cars were entered? I'm going through the race album and it looks like about half of them must have been hauled to the scrapyard afterwards....

We tore up a lot of equipment, but it was good racing for the most part. 84 cars entered, 80 started the heat races. Took 8 from each of the 25 lap heat races, took 10 from the 50 lap last-chance race.


Can't wait for spring to check out my 'local' short track. Been a long time! Thanks again for posting the album.
 
2012-10-28 03:23:21 PM
Dammit Kurt. What the hell was that?
 
2012-10-28 03:23:22 PM
DAMNIT KURT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN JOHNSON WAS RIGHT BESIDE YOU!
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2012-10-28 03:23:38 PM

catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.

Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA my 2nd belly laugh of the day. You are so right! I'm trying to imagine Nascar with French announcers and all I can picture is sneering and lots of cigarette smoke.


Glad I could help
 
2012-10-28 03:23:45 PM
Harvick send KuBu for a spin.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:06 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Points As They Spin 1. Ambrose - has spun a total of 540 degrees. 2. Kvapil a close second at 480 total degrees.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:27 PM
Careful Harvick...

kenchilds.com
 
2012-10-28 03:24:30 PM

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.

How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?

Baise Bettman.

/sac de bave. Je veux que ma saison de hockey, bon sang!


Merci.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:31 PM
Le buisson dit merde.


I'll stop now.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:45 PM
Harvick is a punk
 
2012-10-28 03:25:24 PM
Somebody was unhappy with their pit stop.
 
2012-10-28 03:26:41 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

As thick plume of smoke from Kurt's spin rises into the sky, Martinsville residents wonder what else Tony Stewart has set ablaze.
 
2012-10-28 03:27:37 PM

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

As thick plume of smoke from Kurt's spin rises into the sky, Martinsville residents wonder what else Tony Stewart has set ablaze.


Aside from the flame broilers at Burger King?
 
2012-10-28 03:27:44 PM
What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?
 
2012-10-28 03:28:13 PM
Bettman foutre!
Fick Bettman!
fark Bettman! (no real translation to Gaelic)
Ебать Бетман!
ベットマン·ファック!
Bettman 빌어 먹을!

and that's all I got.
 
2012-10-28 03:29:15 PM

emonk: What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?


Apparently not having a good day, or waiting for the rest to wreck out ahead of him. Could be either, but I haven't seen him above 23rd all day.
 
2012-10-28 03:29:23 PM

emonk: What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?


As far as I recall, he's just been stuck back there that whole time. Probably another "experimental" setup.

You'll be able to tell, because something will fall out the back of his car.
 
2012-10-28 03:29:43 PM

Mztlplx: ベットマン·ファック!

 

Google Translate says this means something about eels...
 
2012-10-28 03:30:19 PM
I wish I could fling my infant's dirty diaper from Central PA right through that asshat's window.
 
2012-10-28 03:30:48 PM
Take him out Gordon
 
2012-10-28 03:31:01 PM
kenchilds.com

We've apparently gone into overtime?
 
2012-10-28 03:31:05 PM

Jensaarai: emonk: What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?

As far as I recall, he's just been stuck back there that whole time. Probably another "experimental" setup.

You'll be able to tell, because something will fall out the back of his car.


Was afraid of that. I played him 'cuz BK qualified so poorly.
 
2012-10-28 03:31:37 PM

emonk: Mztlplx: ベットマン·ファック! 

Google Translate says this means something about eels...


It's Bettman. Still appropriate. although it does come across correctly but backwards (typically Japanese) for me.
 
2012-10-28 03:33:22 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To prepare for a possible Bowyer win, Martinsville officials frantically devising how to turn Grandfather clock into a working beer fridge.
 
2012-10-28 03:33:31 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]

We've apparently gone into overtime?


As long as you haven't gone to plaid.
 
2012-10-28 03:34:00 PM

bluorangefyre: I wish I could fling my infant's dirty diaper from Central PA right through that asshat's window.


Ew. Nasty.

See that line? --------------------- You're over here.
 
2012-10-28 03:34:04 PM
Jeez, Denny back in the top ten.
 
2012-10-28 03:34:56 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]

We've apparently gone into overtime?


Does that picture say Schrader is in the 10 car? I thought he was in the 32.
 
2012-10-28 03:35:50 PM

Jensaarai: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]

We've apparently gone into overtime?

Does that picture say Schrader is in the 10 car? I thought he was in the 32.


It says Schrader's in 10th. We're now channeling the race from 1990.
 
2012-10-28 03:37:05 PM

Jensaarai: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]

We've apparently gone into overtime?

Does that picture say Schrader is in the 10 car? I thought he was in the 32.


And it says we're on lap 500 somethng
 
2012-10-28 03:38:19 PM

Mztlplx: We're now channeling the race from 1990.


Sweet! Mullets, high hair, and denim are back, baybee!
 
2012-10-28 03:38:31 PM

emonk: Mztlplx: ベットマン·ファック! 

Google Translate says this means something about eels...


In a hovercraft perhaps?
 
2012-10-28 03:38:39 PM

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]

We've apparently gone into overtime?

Does that picture say Schrader is in the 10 car? I thought he was in the 32.

It says Schrader's in 10th. We're now channeling the race from 1990.


Heh!

It looks like the numbers are reversed between the top 5 and the scrolling list. Because it looks like the top of a 95 for Scott Speed, who is 37th. Same with Blaney who is the 36 in 35th. And the 10 is in 36th, but Rootie drives it.
 
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