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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 03:01:38 PM  
D-A-M, MOAR IDOL POWERZ!
 
2012-10-28 03:01:54 PM  
Go Fast Turn Left

Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?
 
2012-10-28 03:02:53 PM  

crotchgrabber: Oh what in the name of vagina is going on? 48? fark.


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My crew has not made it back to your time period yet.
 
2012-10-28 03:03:18 PM  

Mztlplx: Nah, it was back when I was just a tot (and dinosaurs still roamed the earth). '67-'68 or so. I'd just started playing pool with my Dad then, he'd bring a milkcrate along for me to stand on so I could see over the edge of the table :)


Aw, that's cool! If I get down to your part of FL in the near future, I'll look you up for a game or 12. I had a monster night last night, so I need some new challenges.
 
2012-10-28 03:03:47 PM  
Our race strategy needs more time to develop
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It's still in its larval stage.
 
2012-10-28 03:03:51 PM  
Cmon Denny....It's just a slip, to the left.....and then a slide to the right.....with your hands on the wheel.....hit the 48 just right...

/went to RHPS again last night (which explains the vodak)
 
2012-10-28 03:04:08 PM  
Happy about recent trends on the track:

kenchilds.com
 
2012-10-28 03:04:55 PM  

catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: Nah, it was back when I was just a tot (and dinosaurs still roamed the earth). '67-'68 or so. I'd just started playing pool with my Dad then, he'd bring a milkcrate along for me to stand on so I could see over the edge of the table :)

Aw, that's cool! If I get down to your part of FL in the near future, I'll look you up for a game or 12. I had a monster night last night, so I need some new challenges.


You'd better. 7-8-9-10, straight pool, one-pocket.....your call, my bar tab.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:11 PM  

Jensaarai: Our race strategy needs more time to develop
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It's still in its larval stage.


Woot! The Darian Grubb.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:11 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Go Fast Turn Left: Go Fast Turn Left: With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:

Also, this:

Holy hell I'm tired. My bad.
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Got any shots of Piquet Jr. and... well.. he hit about half the front runners in the last 20 laps.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:13 PM  
I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:50 PM  

Mztlplx: Cmon Denny....It's just a slip, to the left.....and then a slide to the right.....with your hands on the wheel.....hit the 48 just right...

/went to RHPS again last night (which explains the vodak)


The stage co that usually does rocky is doing a live production of night of the living dead this year. I gotta check it out.
 
2012-10-28 03:07:37 PM  
Aussie in the wall.
 
2012-10-28 03:07:43 PM  
Ambrose in the wall. Another caution.
 
2012-10-28 03:07:46 PM  

emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.


It's -always- Chevy Truck Month.
 
2012-10-28 03:08:21 PM  

catastrophe averted: Aussie in the wall.


Actually, no wall, just spin. Nice save!
 
2012-10-28 03:08:23 PM  

Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?


I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day
 
2012-10-28 03:08:25 PM  
Ambrose, you DOLT! You are supposed to wait until the 48 is on your rear bumper before doing that stunt!
 
2012-10-28 03:08:26 PM  
Not a g'day for Marcos.

/le sigh
 
2012-10-28 03:08:30 PM  
Ambrose is used to pointing the wrong way
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2012-10-28 03:08:44 PM  
I like that our thread knows more about what's going on thanks to GFTL than the broadcast team; that dent on the 9 is likely from GTFL's pictures up above.
 
2012-10-28 03:09:03 PM  

swampgirl: Go Fast Turn Left is and will always be my hero.
Excellent shots and sequences, my friend!


See, and this made my day! Thanks!
 
2012-10-28 03:09:38 PM  
Denny Hamlin, too fast entering, again.
 
2012-10-28 03:09:40 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day


Thanks!
 
2012-10-28 03:10:35 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Denny Hamlin, too fast entering, again.


GD it, Denny, CHECK YOUR TACHOMETER when entering pit road!
 
2012-10-28 03:10:39 PM  

emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.


I'll be glad when Paint Everything Pink Month is over.

/the inside curb? Really?
 
2012-10-28 03:10:51 PM  

Kurohone: I like that our thread knows more about what's going on thanks to GFTL than the broadcast team; that dent on the 9 is likely from GTFL's pictures up above.


He's also the one that put the hog dog wrapper on the 38.
 
2012-10-28 03:11:13 PM  
HAPPY BIRFDAY BOFYRE!
 
2012-10-28 03:11:37 PM  
Dammit Hamlin!
 
2012-10-28 03:11:40 PM  

Kurohone: I like that our thread knows more about what's going on thanks to GFTL than the broadcast team; that dent on the 9 is likely from GTFL's pictures up above.


Seriously.

Go Fast Turn Left: Denny Hamlin, too fast entering, again.


While we are away?
 
2012-10-28 03:12:00 PM  

Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!


Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)
 
2012-10-28 03:12:02 PM  
Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?
 
2012-10-28 03:12:51 PM  

mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?


No parlay voos Frankcase?
 
2012-10-28 03:12:54 PM  

mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?


Link
 
2012-10-28 03:13:19 PM  
I want Kurt to pass Bowyer. Just because you know he won't give any farks about smacking the leaders for the wall.
 
2012-10-28 03:13:28 PM  

clear_prop: emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.

I'll be glad when Paint Everything Pink Month is over.

/the inside curb? Really?


So farking "this"
 
2012-10-28 03:13:39 PM  

The Bestest: emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.

It's -always- Chevy Truck Month.


Still ain't buyin' one...
 
2012-10-28 03:13:44 PM  

mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?


Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.
 
2012-10-28 03:14:10 PM  

vegaswench: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Link


thanks. Radio is better than nuffink
 
2012-10-28 03:14:36 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

BREAKING NEWS FOR DRIVERS: Denny Hamlin about to pass all of you yet again.
 
2012-10-28 03:15:02 PM  
'nother caution for a spin. Wassup with the tire grip?
 
2012-10-28 03:15:05 PM  

catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.


'Scuse me? I cain't unnnerstand y'all!
 
2012-10-28 03:15:07 PM  
Heheheh. Dale Jarrett with the snark of a Farker there.
 
2012-10-28 03:15:39 PM  
i205.photobucket.com

Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you, put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, f*ck your ass, and make you humble!

i205.photobucket.com

JOONYUR CRUSH JJ

i205.photobucket.com

BURN JIMMIE BURN
 
2012-10-28 03:16:02 PM  

catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.


Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!
 
2012-10-28 03:16:10 PM  

ClavellBCMI: catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.

'Scuse me? I cain't unnnerstand y'all!


*giggles"

Redneck is my first language, French is 2nd :)
 
2012-10-28 03:17:07 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Link

thanks. Radio is better than nuffink


No problem. I like listening to it while watching football. If something important happens, I switch to the race. Plus the radio guys are much better than the TV guys.
 
2012-10-28 03:17:19 PM  
Found Waldo!

kenchilds.com
kenchilds.com
kenchilds.com
kenchilds.com
kenchilds.com
kenchilds.com
 
2012-10-28 03:17:32 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!

Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)


How many cars were entered? I'm going through the race album and it looks like about half of them must have been hauled to the scrapyard afterwards....
 
2012-10-28 03:17:47 PM  
Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.
 
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