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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 02:43:40 PM

vegaswench: bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.

I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.


To be honest.....I wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all.
 
2012-10-28 02:43:42 PM
Go Fast Turn Left:

Live leaderboard has Hornish and Wallmendinger restarting next to each other. Give us a captionable shot in case anything happens. Heh.
 
2012-10-28 02:44:04 PM

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?

Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.

I specifically specified the Sports tab when I did the submission, so it wasn't *me* who decided on FarkUs.


It's in both. It never even occurred to me to look for this thread in FarkUs. It's a sports thread, for fark's sake!
 
2012-10-28 02:44:24 PM

Mztlplx: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.

I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.

To be honest.....I wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all.


Not GFTL's pic, of course...those are sincerely awesome and keep 'em coming.
 
2012-10-28 02:45:35 PM
Dammit, Kyle, you're going the wrong way.
 
2012-10-28 02:45:50 PM
LOL, the 48 is back in 11th place. Oh the ignominy!
 
2012-10-28 02:46:21 PM

vegaswench: Dammit, Kyle, you're going the wrong way.


He's falling back to take care of JJ.
 
2012-10-28 02:46:34 PM
Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me
 
2012-10-28 02:46:52 PM

bluorangefyre: mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.

mika!!!!!!11!!! :)

Hope you don't mind me deploying the #pacedog

[img.photobucket.com image 348x435]


Please do. I cant follow the race in French. Stupid Fark Us tab.
 
2012-10-28 02:47:26 PM

vegaswench: bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.

I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.


Anytime! I was bummed I couldn't get to Richmond this fall, but I ran into Dennis Bickmeier today, which was kinda nice. After Martinsville's president (Clay Campbell), Dennis is quite possibly the best in the business as far as fans and media go.
 
2012-10-28 02:47:28 PM
Ok, Vickers, back your happy arse down a notch!
 
2012-10-28 02:47:32 PM

catastrophe averted: LOL, the 48 is back in 11th place. Oh the ignominy!


I hope he gets rear ended by a Toyota
 
2012-10-28 02:47:33 PM
Hell yeah Vickers!
 
2012-10-28 02:47:39 PM

catastrophe averted: LOL, the 48 is back in 11th place. Oh the ignominy!


I'd rather he be in 31st, and cursing the field for DARING to get in the way of him becoming 6-time.
 
2012-10-28 02:47:42 PM
Juablo in 7th? Ahead of JJ?

There is a Deity, and he has a wicked sense of humor.
 
2012-10-28 02:48:17 PM
Kyle has an oopsie moment
 
2012-10-28 02:48:21 PM

clear_prop: vegaswench: Dammit, Kyle, you're going the wrong way.

He's falling back to take care of JJ.


Isn't that thoughtful of him?

Oh crap.
 
2012-10-28 02:48:26 PM
Johnson is heading back up front.

STOP HIM!!! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:48:33 PM

FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me


PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??
 
2012-10-28 02:49:05 PM
No wall at least...
 
2012-10-28 02:49:35 PM
DAMNIT KYLE!!!
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 02:49:37 PM
Dammit Kyle!
 
2012-10-28 02:49:49 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??


I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)
 
2012-10-28 02:50:04 PM
I'd like to thank my lip balm addiction for a month of Total FARK!
 
2012-10-28 02:50:27 PM

ClavellBCMI: I'd like to thank my lip balm addiction for a month of Total FARK!


Congrats!
 
2012-10-28 02:50:43 PM
Damnit, KyBu!
 
2012-10-28 02:51:10 PM

catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)


I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.
 
2012-10-28 02:51:13 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??


Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.
 
2012-10-28 02:52:21 PM

vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.


Bah! I was drinking PBR back before any of those hipsters had even been born!
 
2012-10-28 02:53:30 PM
Vickers is up front? Johnson is charging? I'm... I'm OK with this.
 
2012-10-28 02:53:46 PM

Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.


Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*
 
2012-10-28 02:53:46 PM

ClavellBCMI: I'd like to thank my lip balm addiction for a month of Total FARK!


I figure anyone getting this thread fired up so many times deserves a month of torture...err...TotalFark. ;)

/I bought myself 6 months the other day and got a free sub to hand out
//you da lucky one
 
2012-10-28 02:54:40 PM

catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.

Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*


Heh. I used to live in Arlington. I know wherefore you speak.

/can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?
 
2012-10-28 02:55:35 PM
The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.
 
2012-10-28 02:56:15 PM

Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.

Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*

Heh. I used to live in Arlington. I know wherefore you speak.

/can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?


I'm sure you could, but you'd get some odd looks, even in Texas.
 
2012-10-28 02:56:28 PM

bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.


Happy BD, Bluorange....at least you're younger than me.
 
2012-10-28 02:57:07 PM

bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.


As long as they don't need a fire extinguisher to put out the candles...
 
2012-10-28 02:57:10 PM

ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.

Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*

Heh. I used to live in Arlington. I know wherefore you speak.

/can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?

I'm sure you could, but you'd get some odd looks, even in Texas.


And longhorns for the front?
 
2012-10-28 02:57:32 PM
Go Fast Turn Left is and will always be my hero.
Excellent shots and sequences, my friend!
 
2012-10-28 02:57:45 PM

Mztlplx: /can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?


It's Texas. You can put a gun rack on ANYTHING! :)

Also, when were you in Arlington? I was in HEB from 2001-2011. Know most every pool playing place in Dallas and Tarrant counties. We may have played each other at some point.
 
2012-10-28 02:58:46 PM

bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.


Happy Bday humming from NC for the stereo effect :)
 
2012-10-28 02:58:51 PM
Happy bday!
 
2012-10-28 02:59:13 PM

ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.

As long as they don't need a fire extinguisher to put out the candles...


My wife was talking about putting 33 candles on there, but only put a few on. And for the record, I BLEW OUT TRICK CANDLES COMPLETELY!!! :)
 
2012-10-28 02:59:44 PM
With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:
 
2012-10-28 02:59:59 PM

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.

Bah! I was drinking PBR back before any of those hipsters had even been born!


yeah PBR was never being consumed until the past 10 years.

There's no place I'd rather be than right here
 
2012-10-28 03:00:23 PM

catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: /can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?

It's Texas. You can put a gun rack on ANYTHING! :)

Also, when were you in Arlington? I was in HEB from 2001-2011. Know most every pool playing place in Dallas and Tarrant counties. We may have played each other at some point.


Nah, it was back when I was just a tot (and dinosaurs still roamed the earth). '67-'68 or so. I'd just started playing pool with my Dad then, he'd bring a milkcrate along for me to stand on so I could see over the edge of the table :)
 
2012-10-28 03:00:26 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:


Also, this:

http://kenchilds.com/fark/martyf12/15.jpg">
 
2012-10-28 03:00:59 PM
While we were all distracted with the singing, the idol seems to be taking a lunch break. EEK!
 
2012-10-28 03:01:06 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Go Fast Turn Left: With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:

Also, this:


Holy hell I'm tired. My bad.
kenchilds.com
 
2012-10-28 03:01:15 PM
Oh what in the name of vagina is going on? 48? fark.
 
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