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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 02:19:22 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Dale was watching TV with his feet up!! Thanks for that hard hitting report


Well, they need something to talk about other than "Hendrick cars in the lead" and "Keselowski working his way through the field on pit strategy".
 
2012-10-28 02:19:48 PM  

DanZero: The "How Are Things On The West Coast" of the 2nd half of NASCAR SEASON


The chick, Ingrid Haas (or hass, or something like that) was on Chelsea Lately a few weeks back
A) Goddamn she's hot
and
B) She's pretty damn funny
 
2012-10-28 02:20:21 PM  

DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down


YAY FOOTBALL SEASON & NASCAR I KNEW IT fark
 
2012-10-28 02:20:43 PM  

DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down


DanZero, offsides, 5 yd penalty, football thread
 
2012-10-28 02:21:34 PM  
OK it worked the last time I was in here and gave this command at a track Johnson is good at so let me just say DEPLOY PONIES!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:22:41 PM  

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down

DanZero, offsides, 5 yd penalty, football thread


*sigh*

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2012-10-28 02:23:42 PM  
It was the hot dog wrapper.
 
2012-10-28 02:24:08 PM  
The hot dog wrapper of DOOM!
 
2012-10-28 02:24:13 PM  
How dog wrapper must've overheated the brake ducts, causing the right front tire's bead to melt.
 
2012-10-28 02:24:24 PM  
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how or why did I type 7-1? that's an impossible score in football.
 
2012-10-28 02:24:50 PM  
And yet another right front tire is gone? Memo to Goodyear: FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT-SIDE TIRE PROBLEM!
 
2012-10-28 02:24:52 PM  

DEPLOYING THE #PACEDOG!!!
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2012-10-28 02:25:10 PM  
Okay GoFast.....time to go stand in Turn 1 with a bunch of hotdog wrappers and wait for the 48 to go by...
 
2012-10-28 02:25:40 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Also, just as a matter of pride, I stood around the 34 before qualifying on Friday and found this:

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Awesome!

Damn, Kyle, almost took JJ in the pits.
 
2012-10-28 02:26:50 PM  

bluorangefyre: DEPLOYING THE #PACEDOG!!!
[img.photobucket.com image 348x435]


I've missed him.
 
2012-10-28 02:27:00 PM  
kenchilds.com

That close.
 
2012-10-28 02:28:32 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [img.photobucket.com image 750x574]

how or why did I type 7-1? that's an impossible score in football.


Win-loss, perhaps? They did have a decent season last year, well except for

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2012-10-28 02:29:27 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x365]

That close.


Excellent shot!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:00 PM  
C'mon, Vickers, get him!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:04 PM  
48 is getting banged around. What a lovely sight :)
 
2012-10-28 02:30:10 PM  
PUNT THAT ASSHAT VICKERS!!!!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:14 PM  
Awww poor JJ
 
2012-10-28 02:30:39 PM  

catastrophe averted: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x365]

That close.

Excellent shot!


Yeah, indeed. You're quick!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:46 PM  
Go Denny!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:48 PM  

catastrophe averted: 48 is getting banged around. What a lovely sight :)


And it looks like he is getting pissy, so hopefully he does something stupid.
 
2012-10-28 02:31:36 PM  
I was kinda hoping Johnson showing emotion would cause him to crash. Also, it would've caused him to lose control of his car.
 
2012-10-28 02:31:56 PM  

catastrophe averted: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

When Gordon passes Johnson for the lead, I'd love a picture of that!


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2012-10-28 02:32:32 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A right front tire at Martinsville much like eating a hot dog at Martinsville - after about 40 laps, there's usually an unexpected explosion
 
2012-10-28 02:32:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: I was kinda hoping Johnson showing emotion would cause him to crash. Also, it would've caused him to lose control of his car.


We've secretly replaced Jimmie Johnson's operating system with Windows ME. Let's see if anyone notices....
 
2012-10-28 02:34:03 PM  
I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.
 
2012-10-28 02:34:13 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: catastrophe averted: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

When Gordon passes Johnson for the lead, I'd love a picture of that!

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


These are GREAT. Thanks so much!!
 
2012-10-28 02:34:27 PM  
www.startrek.com
I've made the idol make you pissy, and when I swing around, I intend on making you wreck.
 
2012-10-28 02:35:03 PM  
For those of you keeping score at home (and why wouldn't you be?), Scott Speed pulled into the garage on lap 123.
 
2012-10-28 02:35:19 PM  
Joonyur is back in his car, JJ is getting banged up, the Giants are going to win the World Series tonight, and I have my cat snuggled up with me.

It's a good day
 
2012-10-28 02:35:22 PM  
NOOOO CARS.COM

waiting room in hell music
 
2012-10-28 02:35:26 PM  
Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?
 
2012-10-28 02:36:03 PM  
At least the frogs pronounce it Kesewolski instead of Keselowski. Which is kinda funny.
 
2012-10-28 02:36:38 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: For those of you keeping score at home (and why wouldn't you be?), Scott Speed pulled into the garage on lap 123.


Formula 1 drivers are so much more awesome than NASCAR drivers. Even a backmarker from that series could mop the floor with any of those rednecks...

/eye roll
 
2012-10-28 02:36:38 PM  

mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.


B-b-b-but FARKUS IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNITY PARTICIPATION!!!!!1!11!1!1!1
Or at least that's what they conditioned us to believe

/so far it's been "buy my book", "farker's relative is sick" and plug tag after plug tab, but don't let facts get in the way
 
2012-10-28 02:37:16 PM  

mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.


mika!!!!!!11!!! :)

Hope you don't mind me deploying the #pacedog

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2012-10-28 02:37:55 PM  

Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?


Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.
 
2012-10-28 02:38:55 PM  
Travis spun? That's Kw-awful!

Yes, I post that every time he wrecks or spins. And I always will.
 
2012-10-28 02:39:10 PM  
kenchilds.com
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2012-10-28 02:39:35 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?

Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.


WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.
 
2012-10-28 02:40:13 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?

Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.


I specifically specified the Sports tab when I did the submission, so it wasn't *me* who decided on FarkUs.
 
2012-10-28 02:40:49 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]
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Cool sequence!
 
2012-10-28 02:40:53 PM  

DanZero: mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.

B-b-b-but FARKUS IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNITY PARTICIPATION!!!!!1!11!1!1!1
Or at least that's what they conditioned us to believe

/so far it's been "buy my book", "farker's relative is sick" and plug tag after plug tab, but don't let facts get in the way


Fortunately tho, it keeps lots of this fluff off the main tab, which I really appreciate. As long as I can find my race day threads in the Sports tab, I sorta aprreciate the FarkUs tab keeping the main page clean(er)
 
2012-10-28 02:41:10 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]
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Looks like Marcos tried to shut the door on him. He's learning....
 
2012-10-28 02:42:17 PM  

Mztlplx: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
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[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
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Looks like Marcos tried to shut the door on him. He's learning....


From up here it looked like Kvapil tried to get position, and just really didn't have it. It was a door-slamming good time though.
 
2012-10-28 02:42:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.


I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.
 
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