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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 01:46:52 PM
I love you freaks, and your idols. Just leave 18 out of it, plzkthz.
 
2012-10-28 01:47:04 PM

ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: WTF? Why is Keselowski starting so far back? Ken Schrader is ahead of him!

/and the asshat is on pole?
[www.wrestleenigma.com image 642x361]

BK had a shiatty qualifying session... and the 48? Selling his soul to the Devil paid off.


Are we sure it wasn't Knauss blackmailing the France family into putting illegal parts in the car?
 
2012-10-28 01:47:09 PM
Martinville...Shmatinville. I survived Tsunami 2012
 
2012-10-28 01:47:38 PM
boogity
 
2012-10-28 01:47:50 PM
"BRINGITY BRINGITY BRINGITY! Let's go racing chaps!"

/stolen from farker in "NBC gets English Premier League rights thread"
 
2012-10-28 01:48:17 PM

vegaswench: I love you freaks, and your idols. Just leave 18 out of it, plzkthz.


That's what I was thinking. Divert all negative energy away from the 18 and towards the 48, please, we beg of you FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
 
2012-10-28 01:49:34 PM
Kenny Schrader is running today, yay!
 
2012-10-28 01:49:34 PM
Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?
 
2012-10-28 01:51:19 PM

bluorangefyre: Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?


Because he hasn't started to lap traffic yet. Hopefully once he gets to the rolling chicanes, the idol can do its work.
 
2012-10-28 01:53:04 PM

clear_prop: bluorangefyre: Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?

Because he hasn't started to lap traffic yet. Hopefully once he gets to the rolling chicanes, the idol can do its work.


I know, I'm impatient, but BAH GAWD I don't wanna see him win another championship! A dead last finish would be really nice.
 
2012-10-28 01:54:54 PM

bluorangefyre: clear_prop: bluorangefyre: Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?

Because he hasn't started to lap traffic yet. Hopefully once he gets to the rolling chicanes, the idol can do its work.

I know, I'm impatient, but BAH GAWD I don't wanna see him win another championship! A dead last finish would be really nice.


I don't want to see him win another race or championship. But unless Go Fast Turn Left> throws a shoe, there isn't much to make the 48 wreck until he gets into traffic.
 
2012-10-28 01:55:31 PM
html fail, DRINK!
 
2012-10-28 01:57:58 PM

clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!


Not HTML fail; you did it subconsciously since it needs to be bolded so that Go Fast Turn Left might throw everything from a shoe to a freaking frying pan at that car as it whizzes by!
 
2012-10-28 01:58:04 PM

clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!


If I talk a drink, I'll just have another html fail, which will lead to taking another drink, which will lead to another html...ohhhh, I get it.
 
2012-10-28 01:59:21 PM

bluorangefyre: clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!

Not HTML fail; you did it subconsciously since it needs to be bolded so that Go Fast Turn Left might throw everything from a shoe to a freaking frying pan at that car as it whizzes by!


That works for me. Hopefully a nice heavy cast iron frying pan.
 
2012-10-28 01:59:41 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

David Ragan's spotter: "The #29 is on outside...still there...still there...YES, I FOUND WALDO!...still there...still there..."
 
2012-10-28 02:00:12 PM

vegaswench: clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!

If I talk a drink, I'll just have another html fail, which will lead to taking another drink, which will lead to another html...ohhhh, I get it.


If you talk to your drink, what does it say back?
 
2012-10-28 02:01:17 PM

clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!

If I talk a drink, I'll just have another html fail, which will lead to taking another drink, which will lead to another html...ohhhh, I get it.

If you talk to your drink, what does it say back?


It says "DRINK MORE, DRINK FAST!"
 
2012-10-28 02:01:19 PM
MRN has already given up hope on this race being anything but a borefest.
 
2012-10-28 02:01:41 PM

clear_prop: But unless Go Fast Turn Left> throws a shoe


This would be most awesome!
 
2012-10-28 02:02:34 PM
Martinsville always reminds me how much cookie cutter tracks suck.

More short tracks!
More road courses!
 
2012-10-28 02:03:27 PM

bluorangefyre: MRN has already given up hope on this race being anything but a borefest.


I've said it all year, the cars this year are taking away any chance of something exciting happening, the aero package prevents much of anything exciting from happening, all because NASCAR doesn't want cars hanging 4 inches off each other. And we get a yellow flag, due ton yet *another* right front tire blowout.
 
2012-10-28 02:05:46 PM
11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)
 
2012-10-28 02:06:32 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)


When Gordon passes Johnson for the lead, I'd love a picture of that!
 
2012-10-28 02:07:13 PM
As long as it happens in 1 and 2 for now, I'm on it.
 
2012-10-28 02:08:51 PM
Come on shrub!
 
2012-10-28 02:08:55 PM

DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)


Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.

i.imgur.com


Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.
 
2012-10-28 02:09:36 PM
So I was gonna deploy the #pacedog, but my computer is slower than moles' asses right now, so no go this time. Next time, Gadget... next time!
 
2012-10-28 02:10:06 PM

Jensaarai: DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)

Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.

[i.imgur.com image 406x594]

Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.


That's great news. For the crap cars she has had, she's done very well. Give her good equipment and she should be great.
 
2012-10-28 02:10:32 PM
:::belch::: Urg....vodak the second time around isn't nearly as good as the first time.

Hello all.

/takes aspirin
//and another
///and another
 
2012-10-28 02:10:53 PM

Jensaarai: DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)

Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.



Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.


That's farking great news.
 
2012-10-28 02:10:55 PM

Jensaarai: DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)

Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.

[i.imgur.com image 406x594]

Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.


Well shiat. So much for somewhat-easy greens for Indy threads next year. I'll have to do the Clavell strategy now.

/thanks for a pic I just stole
 
2012-10-28 02:11:09 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)


How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?
 
2012-10-28 02:13:07 PM
I have this urge to put on "The Middle" backwards.

'Cos then it's World Eat Jimmy.
 
2012-10-28 02:13:13 PM

Mztlplx: Hello all.


Hey there :)

swampgirl: How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?


This!
 
2012-10-28 02:13:41 PM

swampgirl: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?


How about the 18 makes it happen in real life?
 
2012-10-28 02:13:51 PM
And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!
 
2012-10-28 02:14:41 PM
My dad might try climbing out of his grave to get me, but GO JEFF GORDON!!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:14:48 PM
New leader? YES!!
It's Jeff Gordon? bah
 
2012-10-28 02:14:49 PM

catastrophe averted: And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!


Sweet.
 
2012-10-28 02:15:09 PM
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

The "How Are Things On The West Coast" of the 2nd half of NASCAR SEASON

/drink
 
2012-10-28 02:15:26 PM

swampgirl: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?


So far the best I can do is the 38 with a hotdog wrapper on the front.
kenchilds.com
 
2012-10-28 02:15:57 PM

catastrophe averted: And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!


Are you a wizard?
 
2012-10-28 02:16:02 PM

DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

The "How Are Things On The West Coast" of the 2nd half of NASCAR SEASON

/drink


But I just woke up!
 
2012-10-28 02:16:57 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: So far the best I can do is the 38 with a hotdog wrapper on the front.


As close as he's gonna get to a checkered flag today......
 
2012-10-28 02:17:12 PM
Dale was watching TV with his feet up!! Thanks for that hard hitting report
 
2012-10-28 02:17:49 PM

vegaswench: catastrophe averted: And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!

Are you a wizard?


LOL, not yet. Only in my 2nd year of study.

/thank you racebuddy!
 
2012-10-28 02:18:19 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

#NASCAR informs Denny after last pit stop, "No bueno - car fast."
 
2012-10-28 02:18:21 PM
Also, just as a matter of pride, I stood around the 34 before qualifying on Friday and found this:

kenchilds.com
 
2012-10-28 02:19:01 PM
Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down
 
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