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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   ( nascar.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 09:51:52 AM  
Paperclip?

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2012-10-28 09:58:01 AM  
Morning y'all. I'm here at the track (have been all weekend), so if anyone has any particular picture requests, fire 'em my way. I'll have today's full albums posted later this evening. Here's what I've got thus far.

Full albums (About 600-800 pictures per):
Friday
Saturday

Tl;dr albums (About 200-25 pictures per on Facebook):
Friday
Saturday

This is the view from my "office" today:
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2012-10-28 12:39:51 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Morning y'all. I'm here at the track (have been all weekend), so if anyone has any particular picture requests, fire 'em my way. I'll have today's full albums posted later this evening. Here's what I've got thus far.

Full albums (About 600-800 pictures per):
Friday
Saturday

Tl;dr albums (About 200-25 pictures per on Facebook):
Friday
Saturday

This is the view from my "office" today:
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Now *that* is a great view!
 
2012-10-28 12:41:24 PM  
Actual green flag time? I have to do the football-race thread switch this week and hope not to screw the posts up.
 
2012-10-28 12:43:22 PM  

DanZero: Actual green flag time? I have to do the football-race thread switch this week and hope not to screw the posts up.


1:43 pm ET
 
2012-10-28 12:44:55 PM  

rhiannon: DanZero: Actual green flag time? I have to do the football-race thread switch this week and hope not to screw the posts up.

1:43 pm ET


Thaaank you!
 
2012-10-28 12:45:14 PM  
And this week, I got my thread submission in early enough to beat the TV time! At this rate, I might as well be the semi-official NASCAR race-thread subby for the rest of the year (unless someone else beats me to it, in which case they are more than welcome to submit a race thread, since I am usually not thinking about it until noon ET, but today was an odd day, for some stupid reason I woke up before 8 AM on a Sunday). Oh, and GO BRAD! GO SMOKE! GO DENNY! GO IDOL! And green flag is 1:43 PM ET or so, so T-minus 60 minutes and counting.
 
2012-10-28 01:01:52 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: This is the view from my "office" today:


You are a lucky man! Wish I had that view today.

Hi all. Here's hoping for an exciting race today to make up for last week's snooze-fest.

/GO 24!
//and anybody except 48
 
2012-10-28 01:02:53 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And this week, I got my thread submission in early enough to beat the TV time! At this rate, I might as well be the semi-official NASCAR race-thread subby for the rest of the year (unless someone else beats me to it, in which case they are more than welcome to submit a race thread, since I am usually not thinking about it until noon ET, but today was an odd day, for some stupid reason I woke up before 8 AM on a Sunday). Oh, and GO BRAD! GO SMOKE! GO DENNY! GO IDOL! And green flag is 1:43 PM ET or so, so T-minus 60 minutes and counting.


I would do more (I got one about a month ago because nobody else thought to submit one), but I'm not up on the news outside of the races. IndyCar, however, is something that's easier for me to follow, and that's how I became the semi-official subby this year. (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)
 
2012-10-28 01:04:32 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Morning y'all. I'm here at the track (have been all weekend), so if anyone has any particular picture requests, fire 'em my way. I'll have today's full albums posted later this evening. Here's what I've got thus far.


As always, I love your pictures. Some of them need a caption contest.

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2012-10-28 01:08:09 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And this week, I got my thread submission in early enough to beat the TV time! At this rate, I might as well be the semi-official NASCAR race-thread subby for the rest of the year (unless someone else beats me to it, in which case they are more than welcome to submit a race thread, since I am usually not thinking about it until noon ET, but today was an odd day, for some stupid reason I woke up before 8 AM on a Sunday). Oh, and GO BRAD! GO SMOKE! GO DENNY! GO IDOL! And green flag is 1:43 PM ET or so, so T-minus 60 minutes and counting.

I would do more (I got one about a month ago because nobody else thought to submit one), but I'm not up on the news outside of the races. IndyCar, however, is something that's easier for me to follow, and that's how I became the semi-official subby this year. (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)


Hey, no biggie, as long as one gets greened before broadcast time, it doesn't matter to me if it's one I submitted or one someone else submitted :). And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.
 
2012-10-28 01:10:54 PM  
I want to cockpunch kid rock. It's too early on my one day off to look at that piece of shiat.

I'm grumpy today.
Go Ambrose! (Why not, right?)
 
2012-10-28 01:13:10 PM  

crotchgrabber: I want to cockpunch kid rock. It's too early on my one day off to look at that piece of shiat.

I'm grumpy today.
Go Ambrose! (Why not, right?)


You and me both crotchgrabber, you and me both, Kid Rock needs to DIAF.
 
2012-10-28 01:13:26 PM  
"That wasn't a fart"
 
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2012-10-28 01:14:54 PM  
Hi all. Hope the IDOL is in good form today.

Go Denny!
 
2012-10-28 01:15:56 PM  
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/from nascarcasm not mine
 
2012-10-28 01:17:58 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.


Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too
 
2012-10-28 01:19:44 PM  
This one is also from Nascarcasm, I wanted to post it last week

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2012-10-28 01:25:10 PM  
FORK JJ!!!
 
2012-10-28 01:25:29 PM  

Warchild: FORK JJ!!!


THIS X 1000!
 
2012-10-28 01:26:06 PM  
Guess who's here? And for the idol...

(microphone shut off)
(grabs bullhorn)
I BROUGHT BACKUP!!!!

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/and its my birthday today
//all I want is a smoldering #48 car
 
2012-10-28 01:26:41 PM  
Are they just rambling about forking everyone on TV right now?
 
2012-10-28 01:26:55 PM  
Happy birfday mang!
 
2012-10-28 01:27:45 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too


You're orange on my screen! VW is light blue. D-A-M is green, and mika is red.
 
2012-10-28 01:28:57 PM  
The only problem with my race feed today is the audio quality, usually it's good, today, it sounds like it's being fed through a cell phone first.
 
2012-10-28 01:29:46 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too


I put race fans in caution flag yellow.
 
2012-10-28 01:30:35 PM  

ClavellBCMI: The only problem with my race feed today is the audio quality, usually it's good, today, it sounds like it's being fed through a cell phone first.


I have it wired through my TV. Well, MRN anyhow. I'm not smart enough to wire an internet stream through my tube. :(

/I have a Roku
 
2012-10-28 01:31:04 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too

I put race fans in caution flag yellow.


Too bad they don't give us the option of a checkered flag.
 
2012-10-28 01:31:42 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too

I put race fans in caution flag yellow.


I just realized I think VW and TKat may be the same color. One of them is gonna have to be purple.
 
2012-10-28 01:31:56 PM  
LOL SEYMOUR JOHNSON
 
2012-10-28 01:32:11 PM  
And a marching band for the anthem!
 
2012-10-28 01:32:48 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And a marching band for the anthem!


That sounds off-key...
 
2012-10-28 01:34:35 PM  

Warchild: LOL SEYMOUR JOHNSON


That sounds wrong....
 
2012-10-28 01:35:14 PM  

bluorangefyre: and its my birthday today


Happy birthday!
 
2012-10-28 01:36:00 PM  

crotchgrabber: I put race fans in caution flag yellow.


Hey, so do I. That way I can recognize y'all in other threads :)
 
2012-10-28 01:36:46 PM  
I'm not tape delayed for a change! I was able to get the remote away from the kids.

Go anyone but 48!
 
2012-10-28 01:37:00 PM  
Kid Rock AGAIN?

This is getting as bad as Cee Lo on NFLN
 
2012-10-28 01:38:06 PM  
"Paperclip"

drink

It's gonna be another afternoon of drunkeness, at this rate.
 
2012-10-28 01:38:59 PM  

DanZero: Kid Rock AGAIN?

This is getting as bad as Cee Lo on NFLN


It's because he's a Ree-pooblikan! The France family isn't too subtle about their political leanings, and they sure as shiat won't feature a libtard if they can avoid it.
 
2012-10-28 01:39:04 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

At Martinsville only, moving in front of a fast-approaching car to hopefully get the win is known as clock-blocking.
 
2012-10-28 01:39:53 PM  
Wow, they actually featured some junior enlisted types to do the "start engines" command! Good for them!
 
2012-10-28 01:40:38 PM  
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Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you, put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, f*ck your ass, and make you humble!

 
2012-10-28 01:40:44 PM  

catastrophe averted: "Paperclip"

drink

It's gonna be another afternoon of drunkeness, at this rate.


That reminds me, I'm gonna have to re-stock on beer here shortly!
 
2012-10-28 01:40:56 PM  

bluorangefyre: Guess who's here? And for the idol...

(microphone shut off)
(grabs bullhorn)
I BROUGHT BACKUP!!!!

/and its my birthday today
//all I want is a smoldering #48 car


Happy Birthday to you and may your wish for a smoldering 48 car come true.
 
2012-10-28 01:42:12 PM  
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JOONYUR CRUSH JJ!!

 
2012-10-28 01:42:46 PM  
WTF? Why is Keselowski starting so far back? Ken Schrader is ahead of him!

/and the asshat is on pole?
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2012-10-28 01:43:27 PM  
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BURN JIMMIE BURN

 
2012-10-28 01:43:52 PM  
Happy Birthday!!!! Have many more
 
2012-10-28 01:44:56 PM  
Well I see D-A-M is here, so I'll turn it over to the Emperor from the galaxy far, far away:

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FIRE AT WILL COMMANDER!!!
 
2012-10-28 01:45:25 PM  

bluorangefyre: WTF? Why is Keselowski starting so far back? Ken Schrader is ahead of him!

/and the asshat is on pole?
[www.wrestleenigma.com image 642x361]


BK had a shiatty qualifying session... and the 48? Selling his soul to the Devil paid off.
 
2012-10-28 01:46:52 PM  
I love you freaks, and your idols. Just leave 18 out of it, plzkthz.
 
2012-10-28 01:47:04 PM  

ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: WTF? Why is Keselowski starting so far back? Ken Schrader is ahead of him!

/and the asshat is on pole?
[www.wrestleenigma.com image 642x361]

BK had a shiatty qualifying session... and the 48? Selling his soul to the Devil paid off.


Are we sure it wasn't Knauss blackmailing the France family into putting illegal parts in the car?
 
2012-10-28 01:47:09 PM  
Martinville...Shmatinville. I survived Tsunami 2012
 
2012-10-28 01:47:38 PM  
boogity
 
2012-10-28 01:47:50 PM  
"BRINGITY BRINGITY BRINGITY! Let's go racing chaps!"

/stolen from farker in "NBC gets English Premier League rights thread"
 
2012-10-28 01:48:17 PM  

vegaswench: I love you freaks, and your idols. Just leave 18 out of it, plzkthz.


That's what I was thinking. Divert all negative energy away from the 18 and towards the 48, please, we beg of you FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
 
2012-10-28 01:49:34 PM  
Kenny Schrader is running today, yay!
 
2012-10-28 01:49:34 PM  
Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?
 
2012-10-28 01:51:19 PM  

bluorangefyre: Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?


Because he hasn't started to lap traffic yet. Hopefully once he gets to the rolling chicanes, the idol can do its work.
 
2012-10-28 01:53:04 PM  

clear_prop: bluorangefyre: Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?

Because he hasn't started to lap traffic yet. Hopefully once he gets to the rolling chicanes, the idol can do its work.


I know, I'm impatient, but BAH GAWD I don't wanna see him win another championship! A dead last finish would be really nice.
 
2012-10-28 01:54:54 PM  

bluorangefyre: clear_prop: bluorangefyre: Why has the 48 not wrecked yet?

Because he hasn't started to lap traffic yet. Hopefully once he gets to the rolling chicanes, the idol can do its work.

I know, I'm impatient, but BAH GAWD I don't wanna see him win another championship! A dead last finish would be really nice.


I don't want to see him win another race or championship. But unless Go Fast Turn Left> throws a shoe, there isn't much to make the 48 wreck until he gets into traffic.
 
2012-10-28 01:55:31 PM  
html fail, DRINK!
 
2012-10-28 01:57:58 PM  

clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!


Not HTML fail; you did it subconsciously since it needs to be bolded so that Go Fast Turn Left might throw everything from a shoe to a freaking frying pan at that car as it whizzes by!
 
2012-10-28 01:58:04 PM  

clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!


If I talk a drink, I'll just have another html fail, which will lead to taking another drink, which will lead to another html...ohhhh, I get it.
 
2012-10-28 01:59:21 PM  

bluorangefyre: clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!

Not HTML fail; you did it subconsciously since it needs to be bolded so that Go Fast Turn Left might throw everything from a shoe to a freaking frying pan at that car as it whizzes by!


That works for me. Hopefully a nice heavy cast iron frying pan.
 
2012-10-28 01:59:41 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

David Ragan's spotter: "The #29 is on outside...still there...still there...YES, I FOUND WALDO!...still there...still there..."
 
2012-10-28 02:00:12 PM  

vegaswench: clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!

If I talk a drink, I'll just have another html fail, which will lead to taking another drink, which will lead to another html...ohhhh, I get it.


If you talk to your drink, what does it say back?
 
2012-10-28 02:01:17 PM  

clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: html fail, DRINK!

If I talk a drink, I'll just have another html fail, which will lead to taking another drink, which will lead to another html...ohhhh, I get it.

If you talk to your drink, what does it say back?


It says "DRINK MORE, DRINK FAST!"
 
2012-10-28 02:01:19 PM  
MRN has already given up hope on this race being anything but a borefest.
 
2012-10-28 02:01:41 PM  

clear_prop: But unless Go Fast Turn Left> throws a shoe


This would be most awesome!
 
2012-10-28 02:02:34 PM  
Martinsville always reminds me how much cookie cutter tracks suck.

More short tracks!
More road courses!
 
2012-10-28 02:03:27 PM  

bluorangefyre: MRN has already given up hope on this race being anything but a borefest.


I've said it all year, the cars this year are taking away any chance of something exciting happening, the aero package prevents much of anything exciting from happening, all because NASCAR doesn't want cars hanging 4 inches off each other. And we get a yellow flag, due ton yet *another* right front tire blowout.
 
2012-10-28 02:05:46 PM  
11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)
 
2012-10-28 02:06:32 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)


When Gordon passes Johnson for the lead, I'd love a picture of that!
 
2012-10-28 02:07:13 PM  
As long as it happens in 1 and 2 for now, I'm on it.
 
2012-10-28 02:08:51 PM  
Come on shrub!
 
2012-10-28 02:08:55 PM  

DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)


Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.

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Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.
 
2012-10-28 02:09:36 PM  
So I was gonna deploy the #pacedog, but my computer is slower than moles' asses right now, so no go this time. Next time, Gadget... next time!
 
2012-10-28 02:10:06 PM  

Jensaarai: DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)

Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.

[i.imgur.com image 406x594]

Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.


That's great news. For the crap cars she has had, she's done very well. Give her good equipment and she should be great.
 
2012-10-28 02:10:32 PM  
:::belch::: Urg....vodak the second time around isn't nearly as good as the first time.

Hello all.

/takes aspirin
//and another
///and another
 
2012-10-28 02:10:53 PM  

Jensaarai: DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)

Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.

Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.


That's farking great news.
 
2012-10-28 02:10:55 PM  

Jensaarai: DanZero: (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)

Did you hear? Simona de Silvestro has bailed from HVM racing. No Frankencars named "Porkchop." No more hamster-wheel powered Lotus cars. She may actually be able to start her Indycar career next season. And she's going to be TK's teammate.

[i.imgur.com image 406x594]

Without text, for your Photoshopping pleasure.


Well shiat. So much for somewhat-easy greens for Indy threads next year. I'll have to do the Clavell strategy now.

/thanks for a pic I just stole
 
2012-10-28 02:11:09 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)


How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?
 
2012-10-28 02:13:07 PM  
I have this urge to put on "The Middle" backwards.

'Cos then it's World Eat Jimmy.
 
2012-10-28 02:13:13 PM  

Mztlplx: Hello all.


Hey there :)

swampgirl: How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?


This!
 
2012-10-28 02:13:41 PM  

swampgirl: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?


How about the 18 makes it happen in real life?
 
2012-10-28 02:13:51 PM  
And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!
 
2012-10-28 02:14:41 PM  
My dad might try climbing out of his grave to get me, but GO JEFF GORDON!!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:14:48 PM  
New leader? YES!!
It's Jeff Gordon? bah
 
2012-10-28 02:14:49 PM  

catastrophe averted: And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!


Sweet.
 
2012-10-28 02:15:09 PM  
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

The "How Are Things On The West Coast" of the 2nd half of NASCAR SEASON

/drink
 
2012-10-28 02:15:26 PM  

swampgirl: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

How about a shot of the 48 facing the wrong way, with a flat? Can you make that photo happen?


So far the best I can do is the 38 with a hotdog wrapper on the front.
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2012-10-28 02:15:57 PM  

catastrophe averted: And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!


Are you a wizard?
 
2012-10-28 02:16:02 PM  

DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

The "How Are Things On The West Coast" of the 2nd half of NASCAR SEASON

/drink


But I just woke up!
 
2012-10-28 02:16:57 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: So far the best I can do is the 38 with a hotdog wrapper on the front.


As close as he's gonna get to a checkered flag today......
 
2012-10-28 02:17:12 PM  
Dale was watching TV with his feet up!! Thanks for that hard hitting report
 
2012-10-28 02:17:49 PM  

vegaswench: catastrophe averted: And Gordon passes Johnson during the commercial break!

Are you a wizard?


LOL, not yet. Only in my 2nd year of study.

/thank you racebuddy!
 
2012-10-28 02:18:19 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

#NASCAR informs Denny after last pit stop, "No bueno - car fast."
 
2012-10-28 02:18:21 PM  
Also, just as a matter of pride, I stood around the 34 before qualifying on Friday and found this:

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2012-10-28 02:19:01 PM  
Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down
 
2012-10-28 02:19:22 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Dale was watching TV with his feet up!! Thanks for that hard hitting report


Well, they need something to talk about other than "Hendrick cars in the lead" and "Keselowski working his way through the field on pit strategy".
 
2012-10-28 02:19:48 PM  

DanZero: The "How Are Things On The West Coast" of the 2nd half of NASCAR SEASON


The chick, Ingrid Haas (or hass, or something like that) was on Chelsea Lately a few weeks back
A) Goddamn she's hot
and
B) She's pretty damn funny
 
2012-10-28 02:20:21 PM  

DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down


YAY FOOTBALL SEASON & NASCAR I KNEW IT fark
 
2012-10-28 02:20:43 PM  

DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down


DanZero, offsides, 5 yd penalty, football thread
 
2012-10-28 02:21:34 PM  
OK it worked the last time I was in here and gave this command at a track Johnson is good at so let me just say DEPLOY PONIES!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:22:41 PM  

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: Bee-ben with the STINGER to the Zebra -- brought him down

DanZero, offsides, 5 yd penalty, football thread


*sigh*

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2012-10-28 02:23:42 PM  
It was the hot dog wrapper.
 
2012-10-28 02:24:08 PM  
The hot dog wrapper of DOOM!
 
2012-10-28 02:24:13 PM  
How dog wrapper must've overheated the brake ducts, causing the right front tire's bead to melt.
 
2012-10-28 02:24:24 PM  
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how or why did I type 7-1? that's an impossible score in football.
 
2012-10-28 02:24:50 PM  
And yet another right front tire is gone? Memo to Goodyear: FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT-SIDE TIRE PROBLEM!
 
2012-10-28 02:24:52 PM  
DEPLOYING THE #PACEDOG!!!
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2012-10-28 02:25:10 PM  
Okay GoFast.....time to go stand in Turn 1 with a bunch of hotdog wrappers and wait for the 48 to go by...
 
2012-10-28 02:25:40 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Also, just as a matter of pride, I stood around the 34 before qualifying on Friday and found this:

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


Awesome!

Damn, Kyle, almost took JJ in the pits.
 
2012-10-28 02:26:50 PM  

bluorangefyre: DEPLOYING THE #PACEDOG!!!
[img.photobucket.com image 348x435]


I've missed him.
 
2012-10-28 02:27:00 PM  
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That close.
 
2012-10-28 02:28:32 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [img.photobucket.com image 750x574]

how or why did I type 7-1? that's an impossible score in football.


Win-loss, perhaps? They did have a decent season last year, well except for

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2012-10-28 02:29:27 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x365]

That close.


Excellent shot!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:00 PM  
C'mon, Vickers, get him!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:04 PM  
48 is getting banged around. What a lovely sight :)
 
2012-10-28 02:30:10 PM  
PUNT THAT ASSHAT VICKERS!!!!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:14 PM  
Awww poor JJ
 
2012-10-28 02:30:39 PM  

catastrophe averted: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x365]

That close.

Excellent shot!


Yeah, indeed. You're quick!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:46 PM  
Go Denny!
 
2012-10-28 02:30:48 PM  

catastrophe averted: 48 is getting banged around. What a lovely sight :)


And it looks like he is getting pissy, so hopefully he does something stupid.
 
2012-10-28 02:31:36 PM  
I was kinda hoping Johnson showing emotion would cause him to crash. Also, it would've caused him to lose control of his car.
 
2012-10-28 02:31:56 PM  

catastrophe averted: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

When Gordon passes Johnson for the lead, I'd love a picture of that!


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2012-10-28 02:32:32 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A right front tire at Martinsville much like eating a hot dog at Martinsville - after about 40 laps, there's usually an unexpected explosion
 
2012-10-28 02:32:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: I was kinda hoping Johnson showing emotion would cause him to crash. Also, it would've caused him to lose control of his car.


We've secretly replaced Jimmie Johnson's operating system with Windows ME. Let's see if anyone notices....
 
2012-10-28 02:34:03 PM  
I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.
 
2012-10-28 02:34:13 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: catastrophe averted: Go Fast Turn Left: 11 - too fast entering. (I'm back upstairs, anyone want any pictures?)

When Gordon passes Johnson for the lead, I'd love a picture of that!

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These are GREAT. Thanks so much!!
 
2012-10-28 02:34:27 PM  
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I've made the idol make you pissy, and when I swing around, I intend on making you wreck.
 
2012-10-28 02:35:03 PM  
For those of you keeping score at home (and why wouldn't you be?), Scott Speed pulled into the garage on lap 123.
 
2012-10-28 02:35:19 PM  
Joonyur is back in his car, JJ is getting banged up, the Giants are going to win the World Series tonight, and I have my cat snuggled up with me.

It's a good day
 
2012-10-28 02:35:22 PM  
NOOOO CARS.COM

waiting room in hell music
 
2012-10-28 02:35:26 PM  
Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?
 
2012-10-28 02:36:03 PM  
At least the frogs pronounce it Kesewolski instead of Keselowski. Which is kinda funny.
 
2012-10-28 02:36:38 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: For those of you keeping score at home (and why wouldn't you be?), Scott Speed pulled into the garage on lap 123.


Formula 1 drivers are so much more awesome than NASCAR drivers. Even a backmarker from that series could mop the floor with any of those rednecks...

/eye roll
 
2012-10-28 02:36:38 PM  

mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.


B-b-b-but FARKUS IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNITY PARTICIPATION!!!!!1!11!1!1!1
Or at least that's what they conditioned us to believe

/so far it's been "buy my book", "farker's relative is sick" and plug tag after plug tab, but don't let facts get in the way
 
2012-10-28 02:37:16 PM  

mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.


mika!!!!!!11!!! :)

Hope you don't mind me deploying the #pacedog

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2012-10-28 02:37:55 PM  

Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?


Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.
 
2012-10-28 02:38:55 PM  
Travis spun? That's Kw-awful!

Yes, I post that every time he wrecks or spins. And I always will.
 
2012-10-28 02:39:10 PM  
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2012-10-28 02:39:35 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?

Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.


WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.
 
2012-10-28 02:40:13 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?

Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.


I specifically specified the Sports tab when I did the submission, so it wasn't *me* who decided on FarkUs.
 
2012-10-28 02:40:49 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]
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Cool sequence!
 
2012-10-28 02:40:53 PM  

DanZero: mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.

B-b-b-but FARKUS IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNITY PARTICIPATION!!!!!1!11!1!1!1
Or at least that's what they conditioned us to believe

/so far it's been "buy my book", "farker's relative is sick" and plug tag after plug tab, but don't let facts get in the way


Fortunately tho, it keeps lots of this fluff off the main tab, which I really appreciate. As long as I can find my race day threads in the Sports tab, I sorta aprreciate the FarkUs tab keeping the main page clean(er)
 
2012-10-28 02:41:10 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]
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Looks like Marcos tried to shut the door on him. He's learning....
 
2012-10-28 02:42:17 PM  

Mztlplx: Go Fast Turn Left: [kenchilds.com image 640x427]
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Looks like Marcos tried to shut the door on him. He's learning....


From up here it looked like Kvapil tried to get position, and just really didn't have it. It was a door-slamming good time though.
 
2012-10-28 02:42:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.


I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.
 
2012-10-28 02:43:40 PM  

vegaswench: bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.

I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.


To be honest.....I wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all.
 
2012-10-28 02:43:42 PM  
Go Fast Turn Left:

Live leaderboard has Hornish and Wallmendinger restarting next to each other. Give us a captionable shot in case anything happens. Heh.
 
2012-10-28 02:44:04 PM  

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: Mztlplx: Yess...I've been away for a bit. Was ist zhis FarkUs thingie?

Self-gloss for people to show off their books, art, and stuff. Also where all the discussion threads go (sports, TV shows, et al.).

As long as they cross-post it on the sports tab, I don't care.

I specifically specified the Sports tab when I did the submission, so it wasn't *me* who decided on FarkUs.


It's in both. It never even occurred to me to look for this thread in FarkUs. It's a sports thread, for fark's sake!
 
2012-10-28 02:44:24 PM  

Mztlplx: vegaswench: bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.

I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.

To be honest.....I wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all.


Not GFTL's pic, of course...those are sincerely awesome and keep 'em coming.
 
2012-10-28 02:45:35 PM  
Dammit, Kyle, you're going the wrong way.
 
2012-10-28 02:45:50 PM  
LOL, the 48 is back in 11th place. Oh the ignominy!
 
2012-10-28 02:46:21 PM  

vegaswench: Dammit, Kyle, you're going the wrong way.


He's falling back to take care of JJ.
 
2012-10-28 02:46:34 PM  
Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me
 
2012-10-28 02:46:52 PM  

bluorangefyre: mikaloyd: I dont like French streams and I dont like threads in FARK US.

This whole thing makes me grumpy.

mika!!!!!!11!!! :)

Hope you don't mind me deploying the #pacedog

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Please do. I cant follow the race in French. Stupid Fark Us tab.
 
2012-10-28 02:47:26 PM  

vegaswench: bluorangefyre: WWE should be cross-posted in FarkUs, Sports, Entertainment, and Politics for good measure.

I'm not a wrestling fan, but the politics cross-post would be entertaining for the WTF factor from the politics trolls.

Go Fast Turn Left, I am so glad you share your talent with us. Those are amazing.


Anytime! I was bummed I couldn't get to Richmond this fall, but I ran into Dennis Bickmeier today, which was kinda nice. After Martinsville's president (Clay Campbell), Dennis is quite possibly the best in the business as far as fans and media go.
 
2012-10-28 02:47:28 PM  
Ok, Vickers, back your happy arse down a notch!
 
2012-10-28 02:47:32 PM  

catastrophe averted: LOL, the 48 is back in 11th place. Oh the ignominy!


I hope he gets rear ended by a Toyota
 
2012-10-28 02:47:33 PM  
Hell yeah Vickers!
 
2012-10-28 02:47:39 PM  

catastrophe averted: LOL, the 48 is back in 11th place. Oh the ignominy!


I'd rather he be in 31st, and cursing the field for DARING to get in the way of him becoming 6-time.
 
2012-10-28 02:47:42 PM  
Juablo in 7th? Ahead of JJ?

There is a Deity, and he has a wicked sense of humor.
 
2012-10-28 02:48:17 PM  
Kyle has an oopsie moment
 
2012-10-28 02:48:21 PM  

clear_prop: vegaswench: Dammit, Kyle, you're going the wrong way.

He's falling back to take care of JJ.


Isn't that thoughtful of him?

Oh crap.
 
2012-10-28 02:48:26 PM  
Johnson is heading back up front.

STOP HIM!!! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!
 
2012-10-28 02:48:33 PM  

FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me


PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??
 
2012-10-28 02:49:05 PM  
No wall at least...
 
2012-10-28 02:49:35 PM  
DAMNIT KYLE!!!
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2012-10-28 02:49:37 PM  
Dammit Kyle!
 
2012-10-28 02:49:49 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??


I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)
 
2012-10-28 02:50:04 PM  
I'd like to thank my lip balm addiction for a month of Total FARK!
 
2012-10-28 02:50:27 PM  

ClavellBCMI: I'd like to thank my lip balm addiction for a month of Total FARK!


Congrats!
 
2012-10-28 02:50:43 PM  
Damnit, KyBu!
 
2012-10-28 02:51:10 PM  

catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)


I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.
 
2012-10-28 02:51:13 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??


Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.
 
2012-10-28 02:52:21 PM  

vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.


Bah! I was drinking PBR back before any of those hipsters had even been born!
 
2012-10-28 02:53:30 PM  
Vickers is up front? Johnson is charging? I'm... I'm OK with this.
 
2012-10-28 02:53:46 PM  

Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.


Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*
 
2012-10-28 02:53:46 PM  

ClavellBCMI: I'd like to thank my lip balm addiction for a month of Total FARK!


I figure anyone getting this thread fired up so many times deserves a month of torture...err...TotalFark. ;)

/I bought myself 6 months the other day and got a free sub to hand out
//you da lucky one
 
2012-10-28 02:54:40 PM  

catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.

Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*


Heh. I used to live in Arlington. I know wherefore you speak.

/can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?
 
2012-10-28 02:55:35 PM  
The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.
 
2012-10-28 02:56:15 PM  

Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.

Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*

Heh. I used to live in Arlington. I know wherefore you speak.

/can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?


I'm sure you could, but you'd get some odd looks, even in Texas.
 
2012-10-28 02:56:28 PM  

bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.


Happy BD, Bluorange....at least you're younger than me.
 
2012-10-28 02:57:07 PM  

bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.


As long as they don't need a fire extinguisher to put out the candles...
 
2012-10-28 02:57:10 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this :)

I was wondering...didn't know that Willie was so hip.

Having recently lived outside of Ft Worth, TX for 10 years, Pabst is NEVER the first thing that comes to mind when I see PBR.

/I'm sooooo not a hipster. *sigh*

Heh. I used to live in Arlington. I know wherefore you speak.

/can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?

I'm sure you could, but you'd get some odd looks, even in Texas.


And longhorns for the front?
 
2012-10-28 02:57:32 PM  
Go Fast Turn Left is and will always be my hero.
Excellent shots and sequences, my friend!
 
2012-10-28 02:57:45 PM  

Mztlplx: /can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?


It's Texas. You can put a gun rack on ANYTHING! :)

Also, when were you in Arlington? I was in HEB from 2001-2011. Know most every pool playing place in Dallas and Tarrant counties. We may have played each other at some point.
 
2012-10-28 02:58:46 PM  

bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.


Happy Bday humming from NC for the stereo effect :)
 
2012-10-28 02:58:51 PM  
Happy bday!
 
2012-10-28 02:59:13 PM  

ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: The fam is about to sing Happy B-Day to me and give me my cake.

As long as they don't need a fire extinguisher to put out the candles...


My wife was talking about putting 33 candles on there, but only put a few on. And for the record, I BLEW OUT TRICK CANDLES COMPLETELY!!! :)
 
2012-10-28 02:59:44 PM  
With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:
 
2012-10-28 02:59:59 PM  

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Willie Nelson concert on tv before thePBR Finals so it's PRN/MRN?-what's the diff? feed for me

PBR finals? The have a competition for hipster beer drinkers??

Yeah, but it was better when no one had heard of it. It's too commercialized now.

Bah! I was drinking PBR back before any of those hipsters had even been born!


yeah PBR was never being consumed until the past 10 years.

There's no place I'd rather be than right here
 
2012-10-28 03:00:23 PM  

catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: /can you put a gunrack in a Mercede's back window?

It's Texas. You can put a gun rack on ANYTHING! :)

Also, when were you in Arlington? I was in HEB from 2001-2011. Know most every pool playing place in Dallas and Tarrant counties. We may have played each other at some point.


Nah, it was back when I was just a tot (and dinosaurs still roamed the earth). '67-'68 or so. I'd just started playing pool with my Dad then, he'd bring a milkcrate along for me to stand on so I could see over the edge of the table :)
 
2012-10-28 03:00:26 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:


Also, this:

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2012-10-28 03:00:59 PM  
While we were all distracted with the singing, the idol seems to be taking a lunch break. EEK!
 
2012-10-28 03:01:06 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Go Fast Turn Left: With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:

Also, this:


Holy hell I'm tired. My bad.
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2012-10-28 03:01:15 PM  
Oh what in the name of vagina is going on? 48? fark.
 
2012-10-28 03:01:38 PM  
D-A-M, MOAR IDOL POWERZ!
 
2012-10-28 03:01:54 PM  
Go Fast Turn Left

Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?
 
2012-10-28 03:02:53 PM  

crotchgrabber: Oh what in the name of vagina is going on? 48? fark.


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My crew has not made it back to your time period yet.
 
2012-10-28 03:03:18 PM  

Mztlplx: Nah, it was back when I was just a tot (and dinosaurs still roamed the earth). '67-'68 or so. I'd just started playing pool with my Dad then, he'd bring a milkcrate along for me to stand on so I could see over the edge of the table :)


Aw, that's cool! If I get down to your part of FL in the near future, I'll look you up for a game or 12. I had a monster night last night, so I need some new challenges.
 
2012-10-28 03:03:47 PM  
Our race strategy needs more time to develop
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It's still in its larval stage.

 
2012-10-28 03:03:51 PM  
Cmon Denny....It's just a slip, to the left.....and then a slide to the right.....with your hands on the wheel.....hit the 48 just right...

/went to RHPS again last night (which explains the vodak)
 
2012-10-28 03:04:08 PM  
Happy about recent trends on the track:

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2012-10-28 03:04:55 PM  

catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: Nah, it was back when I was just a tot (and dinosaurs still roamed the earth). '67-'68 or so. I'd just started playing pool with my Dad then, he'd bring a milkcrate along for me to stand on so I could see over the edge of the table :)

Aw, that's cool! If I get down to your part of FL in the near future, I'll look you up for a game or 12. I had a monster night last night, so I need some new challenges.


You'd better. 7-8-9-10, straight pool, one-pocket.....your call, my bar tab.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:11 PM  

Jensaarai: Our race strategy needs more time to develop
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It's still in its larval stage.


Woot! The Darian Grubb.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:11 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Go Fast Turn Left: Go Fast Turn Left: With any luck, the end of today's race will look a lot like the end of yesterday's race:

Also, this:

Holy hell I'm tired. My bad.
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Got any shots of Piquet Jr. and... well.. he hit about half the front runners in the last 20 laps.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:13 PM  
I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.
 
2012-10-28 03:05:50 PM  

Mztlplx: Cmon Denny....It's just a slip, to the left.....and then a slide to the right.....with your hands on the wheel.....hit the 48 just right...

/went to RHPS again last night (which explains the vodak)


The stage co that usually does rocky is doing a live production of night of the living dead this year. I gotta check it out.
 
2012-10-28 03:07:37 PM  
Aussie in the wall.
 
2012-10-28 03:07:43 PM  
Ambrose in the wall. Another caution.
 
2012-10-28 03:07:46 PM  

emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.


It's -always- Chevy Truck Month.
 
2012-10-28 03:08:21 PM  

catastrophe averted: Aussie in the wall.


Actually, no wall, just spin. Nice save!
 
2012-10-28 03:08:23 PM  

Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?


I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day
 
2012-10-28 03:08:25 PM  
Ambrose, you DOLT! You are supposed to wait until the 48 is on your rear bumper before doing that stunt!
 
2012-10-28 03:08:26 PM  
Not a g'day for Marcos.

/le sigh
 
2012-10-28 03:08:30 PM  
Ambrose is used to pointing the wrong way
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2012-10-28 03:08:44 PM  
I like that our thread knows more about what's going on thanks to GFTL than the broadcast team; that dent on the 9 is likely from GTFL's pictures up above.
 
2012-10-28 03:09:03 PM  

swampgirl: Go Fast Turn Left is and will always be my hero.
Excellent shots and sequences, my friend!


See, and this made my day! Thanks!
 
2012-10-28 03:09:38 PM  
Denny Hamlin, too fast entering, again.
 
2012-10-28 03:09:40 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day


Thanks!
 
2012-10-28 03:10:35 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Denny Hamlin, too fast entering, again.


GD it, Denny, CHECK YOUR TACHOMETER when entering pit road!
 
2012-10-28 03:10:39 PM  

emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.


I'll be glad when Paint Everything Pink Month is over.

/the inside curb? Really?
 
2012-10-28 03:10:51 PM  

Kurohone: I like that our thread knows more about what's going on thanks to GFTL than the broadcast team; that dent on the 9 is likely from GTFL's pictures up above.


He's also the one that put the hog dog wrapper on the 38.
 
2012-10-28 03:11:13 PM  
HAPPY BIRFDAY BOFYRE!
 
2012-10-28 03:11:37 PM  
Dammit Hamlin!
 
2012-10-28 03:11:40 PM  

Kurohone: I like that our thread knows more about what's going on thanks to GFTL than the broadcast team; that dent on the 9 is likely from GTFL's pictures up above.


Seriously.

Go Fast Turn Left: Denny Hamlin, too fast entering, again.


While we are away?
 
2012-10-28 03:12:00 PM  

Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!


Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)
 
2012-10-28 03:12:02 PM  
Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?
 
2012-10-28 03:12:51 PM  

mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?


No parlay voos Frankcase?
 
2012-10-28 03:12:54 PM  

mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?


Link
 
2012-10-28 03:13:19 PM  
I want Kurt to pass Bowyer. Just because you know he won't give any farks about smacking the leaders for the wall.
 
2012-10-28 03:13:28 PM  

clear_prop: emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.

I'll be glad when Paint Everything Pink Month is over.

/the inside curb? Really?


So farking "this"
 
2012-10-28 03:13:39 PM  

The Bestest: emonk: I'll be damn glad when Chevy Truck month is over.

It's -always- Chevy Truck Month.


Still ain't buyin' one...
 
2012-10-28 03:13:44 PM  

mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?


Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.
 
2012-10-28 03:14:10 PM  

vegaswench: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Link


thanks. Radio is better than nuffink
 
2012-10-28 03:14:36 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

BREAKING NEWS FOR DRIVERS: Denny Hamlin about to pass all of you yet again.
 
2012-10-28 03:15:02 PM  
'nother caution for a spin. Wassup with the tire grip?
 
2012-10-28 03:15:05 PM  

catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.


'Scuse me? I cain't unnnerstand y'all!
 
2012-10-28 03:15:07 PM  
Heheheh. Dale Jarrett with the snark of a Farker there.
 
2012-10-28 03:15:39 PM  
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Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you, put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, f*ck your ass, and make you humble!

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JOONYUR CRUSH JJ

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BURN JIMMIE BURN

 
2012-10-28 03:16:02 PM  

catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.


Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!
 
2012-10-28 03:16:10 PM  

ClavellBCMI: catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.

'Scuse me? I cain't unnnerstand y'all!


*giggles"

Redneck is my first language, French is 2nd :)
 
2012-10-28 03:17:07 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Link

thanks. Radio is better than nuffink


No problem. I like listening to it while watching football. If something important happens, I switch to the race. Plus the radio guys are much better than the TV guys.
 
2012-10-28 03:17:19 PM  
Found Waldo!

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2012-10-28 03:17:32 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!

Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)


How many cars were entered? I'm going through the race album and it looks like about half of them must have been hauled to the scrapyard afterwards....
 
2012-10-28 03:17:47 PM  
Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.
 
2012-10-28 03:18:24 PM  
I missed it... Ambrose again?
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2012-10-28 03:18:50 PM  

Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!

Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)

How many cars were entered? I'm going through the race album and it looks like about half of them must have been hauled to the scrapyard afterwards....


We tore up a lot of equipment, but it was good racing for the most part. 84 cars entered, 80 started the heat races. Took 8 from each of the 25 lap heat races, took 10 from the 50 lap last-chance race.
 
2012-10-28 03:18:51 PM  
ClavellBCMI Bah! I was drinking PBR back before any of those hipsters had even been born! 

Ha!, a friend has a list of companies that are So Southern They Don't Need to Sponsor Any Driver in NASCAR (since the fanbase already uses their products every day)

Wal-Mart(arguments about Publix, Winn-Dixie, Harris-Teeter unless a driver's doing a cross-promo where their logo is on the bumper...), Waffle House(Huddle House don't count), Shoney's, ChickFilA(Victory Junction's a foundation), Krispy Kreme
 
2012-10-28 03:18:54 PM  
ote pas à mois Chevy Truck
 
2012-10-28 03:19:07 PM  
Nah....Waldo apparently wanted it HIS way.
 
2012-10-28 03:19:07 PM  
STFU, Kid Rock!
 
2012-10-28 03:19:11 PM  

mikaloyd: catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.

Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!


HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA my 2nd belly laugh of the day. You are so right! I'm trying to imagine Nascar with French announcers and all I can picture is sneering and lots of cigarette smoke.
 
2012-10-28 03:19:41 PM  

Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.


How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?
 
2012-10-28 03:19:55 PM  
Also, call me crazy, but does it seem like NASCAR is trying to eliminate the threat of Denny Hamlin by giving him speeding penalities?
 
2012-10-28 03:19:56 PM  

emonk: ote pas à mois Chevy Truck


Oops..I meant voter non au mois Chevy Truck
 
2012-10-28 03:19:59 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Found Waldo!

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He was in the Burger King this whole time!
 
2012-10-28 03:20:22 PM  

FlyingJ: (Huddle House don't count),


Huddle House never counts.

/Longue Waffle House en direct!
 
2012-10-28 03:20:56 PM  

ClavellBCMI: STFU, Kid Rock!


Show me a busted up race car, and I'll show you a busted up race car.
 
2012-10-28 03:21:31 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.

How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?


What about, "NO YOU CAN'T HAS LORD STANLEY'S CUP MR. OVECHKIN? NOT YOURS!!!!"

/possible problem on the 24? NOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-10-28 03:21:36 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.

How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?


Baise Bettman.

/sac de bave. Je veux que ma saison de hockey, bon sang!
 
2012-10-28 03:22:19 PM  

bluorangefyre: NO YOU CAN'T HAS LORD STANLEY'S CUP MR. OVECHKIN? NOT YOURS!!!!


NON VOUS NE POUVEZ PAS A LORD STANLEY'S CUP MR. OVECHKIN? PAS VOUS!!

:)
 
2012-10-28 03:22:55 PM  
KuBu
 
2012-10-28 03:23:02 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left: Kurohone: Go Fast Turn Left
Forgive me if you've posted this before, but do you have the Late Model shots up somewhere? That was last weekend, wasn't it?

I do!

Full albums:
Race Day
Qual Day

Facebook albums (less pictures):
Race Day
Qual Day

Thanks!

Honestly, the heat racing made it an even better race than it normally does. You had guys like Frank Deiny Jr., who HATED the idea of heat racing in, end up benefitting from it (Lost a brake line in the heat race and last-chanced in, it would have gone in the race had he gone in on time) and other guys like Chad Harris able to get in and do some work in the race. Great weather, great crowd, couldn't have asked for a better race.

Though we were robbed of a Matt McCall/Lee Pulliam donnybrook when McCall's engine fried. (McCall also works for Joey Coulter's team, got to chat with him some Friday)

How many cars were entered? I'm going through the race album and it looks like about half of them must have been hauled to the scrapyard afterwards....

We tore up a lot of equipment, but it was good racing for the most part. 84 cars entered, 80 started the heat races. Took 8 from each of the 25 lap heat races, took 10 from the 50 lap last-chance race.


Can't wait for spring to check out my 'local' short track. Been a long time! Thanks again for posting the album.
 
2012-10-28 03:23:21 PM  
Dammit Kurt. What the hell was that?
 
2012-10-28 03:23:22 PM  
DAMNIT KURT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN JOHNSON WAS RIGHT BESIDE YOU!
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2012-10-28 03:23:38 PM  

catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: catastrophe averted: mikaloyd: Does anybody have a link where they speak proper redneck instead of French?

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.

Je parle Français un peu, mais IT SUCKS BALLS FOR NASCAR!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA my 2nd belly laugh of the day. You are so right! I'm trying to imagine Nascar with French announcers and all I can picture is sneering and lots of cigarette smoke.


Glad I could help
 
2012-10-28 03:23:45 PM  
Harvick send KuBu for a spin.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:06 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Points As They Spin 1. Ambrose - has spun a total of 540 degrees. 2. Kvapil a close second at 480 total degrees.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:27 PM  
Careful Harvick...

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2012-10-28 03:24:30 PM  

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Mztlplx: Le français est pour le hockey. Redneck est pour NASCAR.

How would one say "Fark Bettman" en français?

Baise Bettman.

/sac de bave. Je veux que ma saison de hockey, bon sang!


Merci.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:31 PM  
Le buisson dit merde.


I'll stop now.
 
2012-10-28 03:24:45 PM  
Harvick is a punk
 
2012-10-28 03:25:24 PM  
Somebody was unhappy with their pit stop.
 
2012-10-28 03:26:41 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

As thick plume of smoke from Kurt's spin rises into the sky, Martinsville residents wonder what else Tony Stewart has set ablaze.
 
2012-10-28 03:27:37 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

As thick plume of smoke from Kurt's spin rises into the sky, Martinsville residents wonder what else Tony Stewart has set ablaze.


Aside from the flame broilers at Burger King?
 
2012-10-28 03:27:44 PM  
What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?
 
2012-10-28 03:28:13 PM  
Bettman foutre!
Fick Bettman!
fark Bettman! (no real translation to Gaelic)
Ебать Бетман!
ベットマン·ファック!
Bettman 빌어 먹을!

and that's all I got.
 
2012-10-28 03:29:15 PM  

emonk: What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?


Apparently not having a good day, or waiting for the rest to wreck out ahead of him. Could be either, but I haven't seen him above 23rd all day.
 
2012-10-28 03:29:23 PM  

emonk: What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?


As far as I recall, he's just been stuck back there that whole time. Probably another "experimental" setup.

You'll be able to tell, because something will fall out the back of his car.
 
2012-10-28 03:29:43 PM  

Mztlplx: ベットマン·ファック!

 

Google Translate says this means something about eels...
 
2012-10-28 03:30:19 PM  
I wish I could fling my infant's dirty diaper from Central PA right through that asshat's window.
 
2012-10-28 03:30:48 PM  
Take him out Gordon
 
2012-10-28 03:31:01 PM  
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We've apparently gone into overtime?
 
2012-10-28 03:31:05 PM  

Jensaarai: emonk: What is Kenseth's problem? Other than the fact that he's 27th?

Did he have problems earlier?

As far as I recall, he's just been stuck back there that whole time. Probably another "experimental" setup.

You'll be able to tell, because something will fall out the back of his car.


Was afraid of that. I played him 'cuz BK qualified so poorly.