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(NASCAR)   It's time for the Blue Deuce to get in gear and for the 48 to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational IDOL. It's the TUMS Fast Relief 500 at the Paperclip in Martinsville, coverage begins at 1 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 505
    More: Spiffy, Brad Keselowski, Martinsville, Tums Fast Relief 500, American Idol, paper clips, fastest laps, Denny Hamlin, Poconos  
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2012-10-28 09:51:52 AM  
Paperclip?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 09:58:01 AM  
Morning y'all. I'm here at the track (have been all weekend), so if anyone has any particular picture requests, fire 'em my way. I'll have today's full albums posted later this evening. Here's what I've got thus far.

Full albums (About 600-800 pictures per):
Friday
Saturday

Tl;dr albums (About 200-25 pictures per on Facebook):
Friday
Saturday

This is the view from my "office" today:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-28 12:39:51 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Morning y'all. I'm here at the track (have been all weekend), so if anyone has any particular picture requests, fire 'em my way. I'll have today's full albums posted later this evening. Here's what I've got thus far.

Full albums (About 600-800 pictures per):
Friday
Saturday

Tl;dr albums (About 200-25 pictures per on Facebook):
Friday
Saturday

This is the view from my "office" today:
[i.imgur.com image 640x427]


Now *that* is a great view!
 
2012-10-28 12:41:24 PM  
Actual green flag time? I have to do the football-race thread switch this week and hope not to screw the posts up.
 
2012-10-28 12:43:22 PM  

DanZero: Actual green flag time? I have to do the football-race thread switch this week and hope not to screw the posts up.


1:43 pm ET
 
2012-10-28 12:44:55 PM  

rhiannon: DanZero: Actual green flag time? I have to do the football-race thread switch this week and hope not to screw the posts up.

1:43 pm ET


Thaaank you!
 
2012-10-28 12:45:14 PM  
And this week, I got my thread submission in early enough to beat the TV time! At this rate, I might as well be the semi-official NASCAR race-thread subby for the rest of the year (unless someone else beats me to it, in which case they are more than welcome to submit a race thread, since I am usually not thinking about it until noon ET, but today was an odd day, for some stupid reason I woke up before 8 AM on a Sunday). Oh, and GO BRAD! GO SMOKE! GO DENNY! GO IDOL! And green flag is 1:43 PM ET or so, so T-minus 60 minutes and counting.
 
2012-10-28 01:01:52 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: This is the view from my "office" today:


You are a lucky man! Wish I had that view today.

Hi all. Here's hoping for an exciting race today to make up for last week's snooze-fest.

/GO 24!
//and anybody except 48
 
2012-10-28 01:02:53 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And this week, I got my thread submission in early enough to beat the TV time! At this rate, I might as well be the semi-official NASCAR race-thread subby for the rest of the year (unless someone else beats me to it, in which case they are more than welcome to submit a race thread, since I am usually not thinking about it until noon ET, but today was an odd day, for some stupid reason I woke up before 8 AM on a Sunday). Oh, and GO BRAD! GO SMOKE! GO DENNY! GO IDOL! And green flag is 1:43 PM ET or so, so T-minus 60 minutes and counting.


I would do more (I got one about a month ago because nobody else thought to submit one), but I'm not up on the news outside of the races. IndyCar, however, is something that's easier for me to follow, and that's how I became the semi-official subby this year. (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)
 
2012-10-28 01:04:32 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Morning y'all. I'm here at the track (have been all weekend), so if anyone has any particular picture requests, fire 'em my way. I'll have today's full albums posted later this evening. Here's what I've got thus far.


As always, I love your pictures. Some of them need a caption contest.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net 

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-28 01:08:09 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And this week, I got my thread submission in early enough to beat the TV time! At this rate, I might as well be the semi-official NASCAR race-thread subby for the rest of the year (unless someone else beats me to it, in which case they are more than welcome to submit a race thread, since I am usually not thinking about it until noon ET, but today was an odd day, for some stupid reason I woke up before 8 AM on a Sunday). Oh, and GO BRAD! GO SMOKE! GO DENNY! GO IDOL! And green flag is 1:43 PM ET or so, so T-minus 60 minutes and counting.

I would do more (I got one about a month ago because nobody else thought to submit one), but I'm not up on the news outside of the races. IndyCar, however, is something that's easier for me to follow, and that's how I became the semi-official subby this year. (that and Jennsarai's Lotus hamster joke helped too)


Hey, no biggie, as long as one gets greened before broadcast time, it doesn't matter to me if it's one I submitted or one someone else submitted :). And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.
 
2012-10-28 01:10:54 PM  
I want to cockpunch kid rock. It's too early on my one day off to look at that piece of shiat.

I'm grumpy today.
Go Ambrose! (Why not, right?)
 
2012-10-28 01:13:10 PM  

crotchgrabber: I want to cockpunch kid rock. It's too early on my one day off to look at that piece of shiat.

I'm grumpy today.
Go Ambrose! (Why not, right?)


You and me both crotchgrabber, you and me both, Kid Rock needs to DIAF.
 
2012-10-28 01:13:26 PM  
"That wasn't a fart"
 
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-28 01:14:54 PM  
Hi all. Hope the IDOL is in good form today.

Go Denny!
 
2012-10-28 01:15:56 PM  
img.photobucket.com 

/from nascarcasm not mine
 
2012-10-28 01:17:58 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.


Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too
 
2012-10-28 01:19:44 PM  
This one is also from Nascarcasm, I wanted to post it last week

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 01:25:10 PM  
FORK JJ!!!
 
2012-10-28 01:25:29 PM  

Warchild: FORK JJ!!!


THIS X 1000!
 
2012-10-28 01:26:06 PM  
Guess who's here? And for the idol...

(microphone shut off)
(grabs bullhorn)
I BROUGHT BACKUP!!!!

www.theforce.net
fandommenacepodcast.files.wordpress.com
www.startrek.com 

/and its my birthday today
//all I want is a smoldering #48 car
 
2012-10-28 01:26:41 PM  
Are they just rambling about forking everyone on TV right now?
 
2012-10-28 01:26:55 PM  
Happy birfday mang!
 
2012-10-28 01:27:45 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too


You're orange on my screen! VW is light blue. D-A-M is green, and mika is red.
 
2012-10-28 01:28:57 PM  
The only problem with my race feed today is the audio quality, usually it's good, today, it sounds like it's being fed through a cell phone first.
 
2012-10-28 01:29:46 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too


I put race fans in caution flag yellow.
 
2012-10-28 01:30:35 PM  

ClavellBCMI: The only problem with my race feed today is the audio quality, usually it's good, today, it sounds like it's being fed through a cell phone first.


I have it wired through my TV. Well, MRN anyhow. I'm not smart enough to wire an internet stream through my tube. :(

/I have a Roku
 
2012-10-28 01:31:04 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too

I put race fans in caution flag yellow.


Too bad they don't give us the option of a checkered flag.
 
2012-10-28 01:31:42 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: ClavellBCMI: And you are on my Favorites list because of race thread posts, along with a bunch of the race thread regulars.

Nice! I need to really get coloring people here too

I put race fans in caution flag yellow.


I just realized I think VW and TKat may be the same color. One of them is gonna have to be purple.
 
2012-10-28 01:31:56 PM  
LOL SEYMOUR JOHNSON
 
2012-10-28 01:32:11 PM  
And a marching band for the anthem!
 
2012-10-28 01:32:48 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And a marching band for the anthem!


That sounds off-key...
 
2012-10-28 01:34:35 PM  

Warchild: LOL SEYMOUR JOHNSON


That sounds wrong....
 
2012-10-28 01:35:14 PM  

bluorangefyre: and its my birthday today


Happy birthday!
 
2012-10-28 01:36:00 PM  

crotchgrabber: I put race fans in caution flag yellow.


Hey, so do I. That way I can recognize y'all in other threads :)
 
2012-10-28 01:36:46 PM  
I'm not tape delayed for a change! I was able to get the remote away from the kids.

Go anyone but 48!
 
2012-10-28 01:37:00 PM  
Kid Rock AGAIN?

This is getting as bad as Cee Lo on NFLN
 
2012-10-28 01:38:06 PM  
"Paperclip"

drink

It's gonna be another afternoon of drunkeness, at this rate.
 
2012-10-28 01:38:59 PM  

DanZero: Kid Rock AGAIN?

This is getting as bad as Cee Lo on NFLN


It's because he's a Ree-pooblikan! The France family isn't too subtle about their political leanings, and they sure as shiat won't feature a libtard if they can avoid it.
 
2012-10-28 01:39:04 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

At Martinsville only, moving in front of a fast-approaching car to hopefully get the win is known as clock-blocking.
 
2012-10-28 01:39:53 PM  
Wow, they actually featured some junior enlisted types to do the "start engines" command! Good for them!
 
2012-10-28 01:40:38 PM  
i205.photobucket.com

Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you, put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, f*ck your ass, and make you humble!
 
2012-10-28 01:40:44 PM  

catastrophe averted: "Paperclip"

drink

It's gonna be another afternoon of drunkeness, at this rate.


That reminds me, I'm gonna have to re-stock on beer here shortly!
 
2012-10-28 01:40:56 PM  

bluorangefyre: Guess who's here? And for the idol...

(microphone shut off)
(grabs bullhorn)
I BROUGHT BACKUP!!!!



 

/and its my birthday today
//all I want is a smoldering #48 car


Happy Birthday to you and may your wish for a smoldering 48 car come true.
 
2012-10-28 01:42:12 PM  
i205.photobucket.com

JOONYUR CRUSH JJ!!
 
2012-10-28 01:42:46 PM  
WTF? Why is Keselowski starting so far back? Ken Schrader is ahead of him!

/and the asshat is on pole?
www.wrestleenigma.com
 
2012-10-28 01:43:27 PM  
i205.photobucket.com
i205.photobucket.com
i205.photobucket.com

BURN JIMMIE BURN
 
2012-10-28 01:43:52 PM  
Happy Birthday!!!! Have many more
 
2012-10-28 01:44:56 PM  
Well I see D-A-M is here, so I'll turn it over to the Emperor from the galaxy far, far away:

www.jeditemplearchives.com
FIRE AT WILL COMMANDER!!!
 
2012-10-28 01:45:25 PM  

bluorangefyre: WTF? Why is Keselowski starting so far back? Ken Schrader is ahead of him!

/and the asshat is on pole?
[www.wrestleenigma.com image 642x361]


BK had a shiatty qualifying session... and the 48? Selling his soul to the Devil paid off.
 
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