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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)   October Surprise 2: Electric Boogaloo, Tennessee style. Congressman doctor who boinked a patient and then encouraged her to get an abortion apparently had a thing for playing doctor with his patients. Fark: race is still "too close to call"   ( divider line
    More: Followup, October Surprise, Scott DesJarlais, Chattanooga Times Free Press, Spring Hill, abortions, congressman, patients  
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2012-10-28 03:59:57 PM  
2 votes:
I call BS on this since it's a Republican in a heterosexual scandal.

/obligatory comment
2012-10-28 08:05:18 PM  
1 vote:

Notabunny: You can go on a drug-fueled sex binge in the Dominican Republic, boinking little boys until you go deaf, and Republicans will still support you.

How DARE you insinuate the child-rape caused deafness!

It was the elephantine doses of drugs.

Good DAY, Sir.
2012-10-28 04:28:01 PM  
1 vote:

Peter von Nostrand: I just woke up from a nap, so I'm a little out of it... WTF is going on here?

I'll sing you a hint:

Troll, troll, troll your boat
Gently through the thread
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
He's just farking with your head.
2012-10-28 04:16:45 PM  
1 vote:

Peter von Nostrand: clowncar on fire: Just curious. How are you guys gonna clean up the mess you make in your pants in the event Romney wins? What of the schills plaguing all catagories of Fark interjecting "and that's what conservatives think"? Do have a place in this new world order?

clowncar on fire: vpb: I guess family values don't matter so much after all.

Not really. Pro conservatives are going to roll pro conservative, liberals going to roll liberal. You have to convince the undecided. As the consensus of Fark "politics" submitters that the undecideds are a bag of dicks for not having already chosen to be democrat (see fark's debate thread), you are gonna have to be a little more sensitive to my penise's needs if you want my "undecided" vote.

I just woke up from a nap, so I'm a little out of it... WTF is going on here?

Someone's apparently having a stroke
2012-10-28 04:09:50 PM  
1 vote:
If only there was a GM plague that would only wipe out stupid conservatives but leave everyone else untouched.......
2012-10-28 04:03:41 PM  
1 vote:

shotglasss: But I still don't see where this guy's job performance is affected by who he screws around with. Right, Bill and Hillary?

So were Republicans wrong then or were they wrong now? Which is it?
2012-10-28 03:55:18 PM  
1 vote:

delreydaddio: Was this what it was like in post-Wiemar Deutchland? They just didn't care? Defended it all the way to the doors of the Reich opening? Oh yeah, even they weren't this farked up, der Scheißenfark forced his way into being "appointed" to Führer und Reichskanzler.

Even Nazi Germany wasn't as farked as Tennessee. Congrats, rednecks. 

/strange bedfellows
2012-10-28 03:53:27 PM  
1 vote:

shotglasss: And all anti-life people

There's an anti-life movement? Holy shiat. I had no idea.

Since they seem to be the antithesis to the pro-life movement, do they explode bombs at abortion clinics that make people come back to life? Do they not shoot people at churches?

You need to send me a pamphlet on these folks, please.
2012-10-28 03:47:38 PM  
1 vote:
A third of the country would still vote for a Republican candidate over a Democrat even if he consumed a newborn child on live TV.

"Well, he may EAT babies, but at least he doesn't ABORT them!"
2012-10-28 03:15:56 PM  
1 vote:

eraser8: The race is close. How is that surprising? Voters in places like Tennessee are


farking retarded or willfully ignorant bible thumpers that continually vote against their self-interests and drag the rest of the country down with them.
2012-10-28 03:07:22 PM  
1 vote:
But he'll fight to make abortion illegal and protect the sanctity of marriage! We have to vote for him!
2012-10-28 02:21:28 PM  
1 vote:
But she also said they smoked marijuana during their relationship and remembered DesJarlais prescribing her pain medication on dates at his home.

Hey, when you look like a young Uncle Fester, it makes sense to fall back on your ability to prescribe quality narcotics.
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