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(Yahoo)   Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin getting clobbered by Claire McCaskill in Missouri senate race. Just kidding. Race is now being called a "statistical dead heat." WTFark?   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-10-28 10:19:04 PM  

DancingElkCondor: Even the DoucheCrats are tired of Crooked Claire and her husband making $40 Million off of Claire's Contacts

You have to be a major DoucheCrat to be so obsessed over Akin's comment...which he has apologized for...and vote for Crooked Claire


Well then. What the hell are we doing here?
 
2012-10-28 10:48:04 PM  

DancingElkCondor: Even the DoucheCrats are tired of Crooked Claire and her husband making $40 Million off of Claire's Contacts

You have to be a major DoucheCrat to be so obsessed over Akin's comment...which he has apologized for...and vote for Crooked Claire


The test results have just come in. "You are a horrible person". Really. That's what it says. "You are a horrible person". We weren't even testing for that.
 
2012-10-28 10:55:56 PM  
The American people are just sick of liberals, period.
 
2012-10-28 11:05:25 PM  

tony41454: The American people are just sick of liberals, period.


We're sick of resource wars fought with volunteer forces. We're sick of funding contractors who do treasonable work for the military and weapons manufacturers who build weapons systems the military doesn't want. We're sick of wars being fought off budget and unfunded. We're sick of women being told the state owns their bodies and can force them to spend $300,000 to raise an unwanted child.

We're sick of the Republican party. I know I was when I left it after decades.

/I'm going to feel so good voting for Fartbongo bin Muslin al Hadj. I love the guy. He's the best thing to happen to this country since Bubba Clinton. He took over an economy loosing 600,000 jobs a month and proceeded to watch the DOW go up 80% or so. I love the guy. I'd have his baby.
 
2012-10-28 11:14:11 PM  
Lol, looks like the Democrats gonna get raped on election day. Legitimately.
 
2012-10-28 11:17:26 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: I can see that. I think the difference between Arnold and Festus is Festus you'll get more of the polite country folk types since it's far enough out. They'll disagree but not take it personal. With Arnold you're more likely to get the angry white trash.

I stayed close to home and worked Fenton in 2008 and was honestly surprised and the reception I got. Very few outright assholes. This year we've had nothing but Dems knocking on our door too which seems odd. Not a single Republican for any level of office.


I live just outside Fenton (unincorporated JeffCo - near Springdale pool) and we've had no one come to the door. Which is good.
 
2012-10-28 11:34:54 PM  
The folks in Missouri has never been known for their intelligence.
 
2012-10-28 11:43:38 PM  
All elections are dead heats, for now and forever.

The media does not want to influence the outcome of any elected office by convincing the public to stay home or come out by declaring a landslide ahead of time, so they will always carry the narrative that all elections are close races, irrespective of reality.
 
2012-10-29 12:17:06 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Lol, looks like the Democrats gonna get raped on election day. Legitimately.


HAHAHA, and then the R's will make them have the baby!!
 
2012-10-29 01:08:56 AM  
Dear Missouri, just stick to growing corn and lets the rest of us adults choose our leaders. We'd all be better off.
 
2012-10-29 01:26:06 AM  

wingedkat: Missouri is not known for quality biological education.


That's because it is the location of the Garden of Eden, according to the Mormons.

Can't have no truck with sciency stuff near the center of creation.
 
2012-10-29 01:28:49 AM  

tony41454: The American people are just sick of liberals, period.


America was founded by liberals.
What have conservatives ever found other than themselves out of their depth on almost every subject?
 
2012-10-29 02:01:13 AM  
All residents of Missouri should be investigated for hate crimes.
 
2012-10-29 02:46:06 AM  

jaytkay: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x385]


What's with the old woman in the bottom-centre of the frame? It looks like she just stuck her hand up her ass and is smelling it.
 
2012-10-29 03:17:28 AM  

tartie_pants: Shiat like this makes me happy that I haven't bothered to actually divorce my Canadian husband.


I see you haven't been to Alberta recently.
 
2012-10-29 11:31:22 AM  

Altair: DancingElkCondor: Even the DoucheCrats are tired of Crooked Claire and her husband making $40 Million off of Claire's Contacts

You have to be a major DoucheCrat to be so obsessed over Akin's comment...which he has apologized for...and vote for Crooked Claire

Well then. What the hell are we doing here?


The fact that somebody would let something so offensively ignorant pass through their lips in the presence of even one other human being means they are completely unfit to serve in public office, in my opinion. Even if he truly believes that, he obviously doesn't have a solid grasp of the fact that sometimes you should just know better than to say certain things out loud.
 
2012-10-29 11:32:31 AM  
And yes, I am aware that we likely agree, Altair.

/This?
 
2012-10-29 08:58:37 PM  

Uncle Eazy: I live just outside Fenton (unincorporated JeffCo - near Springdale pool) and we've had no one come to the door. Which is good.


Small world. We're not 5 minutes apart.
 
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