Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: I'm always impressed by feats of training and discipline, but I was too embarrassed by the other nine people to watch the whole thing.
1nsanilicious: Another something fake put on the Internet.
Summoner101: He has nothing on Randy Johnson
Incorrigible Astronaut: Is this really THAT impressive? He's not that far away from anything that they toss, and it's all pretty heavy/slow-moving stuff. The only part that screamed fake to me was when the ball went through the pizza box.
CreamFilling: Incorrigible Astronaut: Is this really THAT impressive? He's not that far away from anything that they toss, and it's all pretty heavy/slow-moving stuff. The only part that screamed fake to me was when the ball went through the pizza box.It would be impressive if it were real. Hitting a moving object like that is much different than hitting a stationary target. And you're supposed to believe he hit them all on the first try.
Big Ramifications: Animated gif of pitcher annihilating something in mid-air during a game-
Notabunny: Big Ramifications: Animated gif of pitcher annihilating something in mid-air during a game-I was at a game where Candy Maldonado beaned a bird. Whenever he'd be up to bat after that, the crowd would do bird calls.
NBSV: I'd call fake just because he isn't exactly winding up and really throwing hard. Granted he's likely throwing harder than I can, I doubt it's enough to punch a hole through a pizza box and pizza like that.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I would like to destroy Kari mid-air with my slowball
Kurmudgeon: Never did figure out what was the first thing they threw in the air..../oh well
Britney Spear's Speculum: If you stick around, you can watch him eliminate a tiger
timujin: Soda bottle, at least that's what they call for in the first couple of seconds.
steveGswine: What I took away from this is that Kari always has a piñata with her.
basemetal: I think Kari had the hots for him......
Loomy: I'd like to see a legit re-enactment of these [fake] stunts. Just do it on a regulation diamond, w/ a mound, and have the watermelon/pizza/box/whatever be set up where the mitt usually is, just to see if it's actually possible to penetrate those items. You'd likely have to brace them, since a fastball isn't a bullet, but I'd believe a 100 mph baseball could do some penetrative damage. Probably won't be able to get a release for a commodity like Cain to throw full-heat in a non-game situation, but a sup'd up pitching machine could work.
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