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(WWE)   Will Big Show fist Sheamus and end his reign as World Heavyweight Fella? How will Ryberg cook S'mores in a cage? Does anyone really care about a Diva's three way without a double dong involved? It's WWE Hell In A Cell 2012, 8 PM on PPV   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Randy Orton  
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2012-10-28 09:40:14 PM  
2 votes:
WWE Takes care of its performers?

What, with a pillow?
2012-10-28 09:26:54 PM  
2 votes:
I agree with the Vickie Guerrero = Kennesaw Mountain Landis comparison.

Why, in every picture you saw of him, Ol' Judge Landis was wearing a necklace that said "Cougar".
2012-10-28 08:33:33 PM  
2 votes:

LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.

"Hogan and Beefcake are in the ring, Monsoon?"

"Will you stop?"
2012-10-28 08:15:21 PM  
2 votes:
"Randy Orton has a weak arm. Brain."

"It's genetic Monsoon, Cowboy Bob Orton wore a cast for 20 years."
2012-10-28 08:07:04 PM  
2 votes:
"Orton vs. Del Rio kicks us off Brain."

"Great, my gardener vs. my plumber, Monsoon."


"It's the only reason I can think why he spends so much time in the bathroom."
2012-10-28 10:53:49 PM  
1 vote:

Eddie T. Head: silgryphon: This is probably the worst PPV of all time

Hey now, December to Dismember was worse.

Interestingly enough, D2D was held in Augusta GA, just 120 miles east.

/knew that one was gonna suck
/if it ain't golf or James Brown, nothing good happens in Augusta
2012-10-28 10:48:43 PM  
1 vote:
...I'm going to demand my money back, and I didn't even pay for the show.
2012-10-28 10:24:45 PM  
1 vote:
I never thought I'd say this...I miss Kelly Kelly. The screaming would have at least generated some sound on my TV
2012-10-28 10:18:41 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Actually, Cole, Hulu cuts about an hour of show out of each RAW broadcast, so you're really not catching up on anything.

So you're saying Hulu makes it better?
2012-10-28 09:55:56 PM  
1 vote:
"I'm bored, anyone else bored?"

2012-10-28 09:54:26 PM  
1 vote:

LegacyDL: Big Show is wrong, the most devastating move in WWE history is D-Lo Brown's running powerbomb.

My vote would go to the Crippler Crossface

2012-10-28 09:45:35 PM  
1 vote:
Big Show is wrong, the most devastating move in WWE history is D-Lo Brown's running powerbomb.
2012-10-28 09:25:28 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, a WWE show on National Geographic would be a great place to see Vickie's large, though most likely saggy, tits.
2012-10-28 09:16:29 PM  
1 vote:
"You're quiet Brain."

"I've been talking Monsoon, just in sign language."
2012-10-28 09:13:26 PM  
1 vote:

irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

WCW burned Atlanta worse than Sherman.
2012-10-28 09:09:13 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.

He ain't American, tho.
2012-10-28 09:08:27 PM  
1 vote:
Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.
2012-10-28 09:06:32 PM  
1 vote:
"As The Pennies Turn, Monsoon"
2012-10-28 08:53:16 PM  
1 vote:
JBL's constant dogging JR over OU/Notre Dame is hilarious.
2012-10-28 08:52:37 PM  
1 vote:
"Where does Kofi hail from Brain?"

"Uh, 140th Street Harlem, West Ghana, Jamacia."
2012-10-28 08:46:55 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: That's one way to retain.

And if I wizarded Team Rhodes Scholars winning the Titles in the next PPV that should be worth like 100 points.

Sorry, you get the square root of 4 points
2012-10-28 08:46:49 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: silgryphon: Allright who agreed to the dusty finish



"Thanks Dusty."
2012-10-28 08:37:37 PM  
1 vote:
"All the tuna he ate and Clinton was a Vegan, Monsoon?"

"Again, will you stop!"
2012-10-28 08:37:05 PM  
1 vote:
He's no longer vegan JBL...he needs some meat on the road.

Are we still talking about DBD or Kelly Kelly?
2012-10-28 08:31:26 PM  
1 vote:
The Bear and the Twink will take this.
2012-10-28 08:31:23 PM  
1 vote:

"Uh, no, that's Damien Sandow."

"You're pulling my leg..."
2012-10-28 08:23:06 PM  
1 vote:
If Orton had submitted, I was going to say "I haven't seen an Orton tap like this since Grandpa had a colostomy bag!"

Unfortunately, Super Orton won.
2012-10-28 08:20:34 PM  
1 vote:

FinFangFark: Beat that mat like it owes you money!


2012-10-28 08:19:18 PM  
1 vote:
I haven't seen a Vintage Orton like that since I watched Geriatric Granny Scat Play, volume 5!
2012-10-28 08:19:07 PM  
1 vote:
"Randy Orton is going to that place Brain!"

"The Coach Purse Store, Monsoon?"
2012-10-28 08:16:44 PM  
1 vote:
Orton's left arm damaged.

How dare ADR work on his wiping arm?!
2012-10-28 08:16:01 PM  
1 vote:
This is about alpha males, meaning Orton will piss on the bag to mark his territory after shiatting in it.
2012-10-28 08:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
ADR always looks constipated. He needs to get some advice from Randy on how to stay regular
2012-10-28 08:12:56 PM  
1 vote:
Randy Orton with a history of shoulder problems.

In other news, it was announced that steroids can lead to fractures...
2012-10-28 08:12:11 PM  
1 vote:

Eddie T. Head: How considerate of Orton, putting JBL's hat back on the table.

Check the inside before you put it on, JBL!
2012-10-28 08:11:55 PM  
1 vote:
"A big shout out to the Armed Forces Network, Brain."

"Yes, the Armed Forces Monsoon. You know the organization that Randy is Dishonorably discharged from."

"Less than Honorable Brain..."

"That's what I said, Dishonorable."
2012-10-28 08:09:46 PM  
1 vote:
Oh yeah, front row blondie, your purse has been TARGETED.
2012-10-28 08:09:28 PM  
1 vote:
Has Orton lost his Edge?

It would appear so.
2012-10-28 08:09:20 PM  
1 vote:
the apex shiattator
2012-10-28 08:09:17 PM  
1 vote:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Orton needs to go heel like yesterday

You spell off-air oddly
2012-10-28 08:05:03 PM  
1 vote:
The bag shiatter curtain jerks this PPV folks...that leaves a lot of empty bags for the next 3 hours.
2012-10-28 08:04:56 PM  
1 vote:
Boreton is curtainjerking!
2012-10-28 04:23:30 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.
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