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(WWE)   Will Big Show fist Sheamus and end his reign as World Heavyweight Fella? How will Ryberg cook S'mores in a cage? Does anyone really care about a Diva's three way without a double dong involved? It's WWE Hell In A Cell 2012, 8 PM on PPV   (wwe.com) divider line 787
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2012-10-28 10:38:25 PM  
Myback walked through former WWE Champion Zigger, according to JBL.
 
2012-10-28 10:38:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, uh, Michaels's first time in the cell was the first time the cell was used, so whoever won that match was going to get their first win in the cell.

When did JR go all tarded?


I'm letting it go because remember how the announcing used to be? We are in the enlightened times.
 
2012-10-28 10:38:45 PM  

RevMercutio: my lip balm addiction: RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: Big Show getting forgetful, calls himself "The Giant".

I think he's earned himself the title. I'm of the opinion that he's better than Andre was.

You never saw Andre in his younger days. Guy was fricking amazing.

I did. But Andre couldn't keep it up. Show has.


Yeah, but Andre lived in an era without the capability of doing the surgery that would have extended his life. Andre knew he was farked, and lived like a guy who was going to die young.

Show had his surgery done in time to give him a chance at a relatively normal life, so logically he's still able to perform and be mobile at a level Andre couldn't have at the same age.

/Show is 40. When Andre was 40, he had just had his back surgery, and was all but done in the ring even though he was about to headline Wrestlemania 3.
 
2012-10-28 10:38:45 PM  
"This could be short work for Ryback."

Obviously Michael Cole doesn't have a clock at his desk
 
2012-10-28 10:39:00 PM  
I think Cena would have been better for this match
 
2012-10-28 10:39:05 PM  
And what's so sad is that WWE will probably say that the reason this PPV sucked is because of the lack of Cena.
 
2012-10-28 10:39:17 PM  
Punk wearing his bumping shoes tonight. He carries this tool to 3 stars and he's definitely Best in the World, lol.
 
2012-10-28 10:39:51 PM  
Another Goldberg chant.
 
2012-10-28 10:40:00 PM  
Loud goldberg chant
 
2012-10-28 10:40:11 PM  

RevMercutio: my lip balm addiction: RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: Big Show getting forgetful, calls himself "The Giant".

I think he's earned himself the title. I'm of the opinion that he's better than Andre was.

You never saw Andre in his younger days. Guy was fricking amazing.

I did. But Andre couldn't keep it up. Show has.


odern medicine. If Andre had had the same surgery to halt the megalowhateverthefarkitscalled and modern medicine, it might be a different story
 
2012-10-28 10:40:15 PM  
I think they organized a loud Goldberg chant to defeat the piped in sound.
 
2012-10-28 10:40:32 PM  
And the Goldberg chants start again.

Ha! fire extinguisher to the face!
 
2012-10-28 10:40:45 PM  
Fire extinguisher of doom!
 
2012-10-28 10:40:48 PM  
So far, Ryback has done two moves, the clothesline and the Irish whip.
 
2012-10-28 10:40:51 PM  
cdn.imetluke.com

LEAVE PUNK ALONE!
 
2012-10-28 10:41:22 PM  
So I've been busy and just got in...

wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com

Well.... Well... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_ "I'm loved by all the whores, cause I make 'em sweat from all their pores, when I got them on all fours, and screw 'em while they feed Ryback smores!" problem!
 
2012-10-28 10:41:36 PM  
Last time I saw Punk reach under the ring, there were magically two kendo sticks under there.
 
2012-10-28 10:41:51 PM  
Gorilla press. That's three moves. So Ryback is up to 3 moves of doom.
 
2012-10-28 10:41:54 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: So I've been busy and just got in...

[wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com image 322x217]

Well.... Well... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_ "I'm loved by all the whores, cause I make 'em sweat from all their pores, when I got them on all fours, and screw 'em while they feed Ryback smores!" problem!


how fitting that that was the 666 comment.
 
2012-10-28 10:43:34 PM  
use the cage more
 
2012-10-28 10:43:39 PM  
Did anyone think Skip Shelfield might win the WWE title before Wade OR DBD?
 
2012-10-28 10:43:39 PM  
Wow, I honestly think Mick Foley/Triple H ruined HITC. Those two made this type of match so sadistic and full of torture. This match is like watching two guys biatchslap each other while they're surrounded by a fully stocked armory.
 
2012-10-28 10:43:42 PM  
This is interesting though, to see a guy who's only been in squash matches competing in a long and legitimate match. Could mean less push and more actual matches for Ryback in the near future if Vince likes him in the cage tonight
 
2012-10-28 10:44:06 PM  
Stolen from football thread, but I think it applies here..

www.funnyrush.com
 
2012-10-28 10:44:07 PM  

verbaltoxin: Gorilla press. That's three moves. So Ryback is up to 3 moves of doom.


Actually, Ryback's got a bunch of power moves he's busted out. That's one thing I won't slag on the guy for.

I've described him in the past as a Create-A-Wrestler invented by a bored 13 year old:

-Bald head and menacing look? check
-Overly muscled body? check
-Every power move in the game? check
-RVD's tights because they're cool? check
 
2012-10-28 10:44:49 PM  
Ole!
 
2012-10-28 10:44:49 PM  

LegacyDL: Wow, I honestly think Mick Foley/Triple H ruined HITC. Those two made this type of match so sadistic and full of torture. This match is like watching two guys biatchslap each other while they're surrounded by a fully stocked armory.


HITC does not work anymore. It's like the NFL issue with concussions. While cool, we know too much that it is now more depressing as we watch it. Also, PG, they can't do any of those old wild matches, so it is like a cage match with no point.
 
2012-10-28 10:45:02 PM  

Triple Oak: This is interesting though, to see a guy who's only been in squash matches competing in a long and legitimate match. Could mean less push and more actual matches for Ryback in the near future if Vince likes him in the cage tonight


Ryback's been doing longer house show matches for a wee bit. He's been doing the last several weeks against Punk
 
2012-10-28 10:45:49 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: Gorilla press. That's three moves. So Ryback is up to 3 moves of doom.

Actually, Ryback's got a bunch of power moves he's busted out. That's one thing I won't slag on the guy for.

I've described him in the past as a Create-A-Wrestler invented by a bored 13 year old:

-Bald head and menacing look? check
-Overly muscled body? check
-Every power move in the game? check
-RVD's tights because they're cool? check




1point in speed
1 point in agility
1 point in submission
1 point in mat skills
999 points in strength
 
2012-10-28 10:45:54 PM  

tbaughm: Ole!


www.trashtalkingradio.com
 
2012-10-28 10:46:04 PM  
Savage Elbow!
 
2012-10-28 10:46:18 PM  

Earguy: Last time I saw Punk reach under the ring, there were magically two kendo sticks under there.


Partial wizard.
 
2012-10-28 10:46:21 PM  
enter the Sinapore cane!
 
2012-10-28 10:46:23 PM  
Nothing makes me mark out more than when a kendo stick shows up in a match
 
2012-10-28 10:46:31 PM  

Earguy: Last time I saw Punk reach under the ring, there were magically two kendo sticks under there.


Wizard? Kind of?
 
2012-10-28 10:46:37 PM  
And here comes the kendo stick.
 
2012-10-28 10:46:43 PM  
I think Ryback's already gassed.
 
2012-10-28 10:46:54 PM  
fark he just slapped him in the face with that kendo stick
 
2012-10-28 10:47:33 PM  
I know they want to make him a power guy..but had he been more of a modern suplex machine, I think it would have worked better.
 
2012-10-28 10:47:43 PM  
It's spots like this that remind me more of Heidenreich than Goldberg.
 
2012-10-28 10:47:48 PM  
Oh those are piped in like a motherf*cker. This crowd hasn't been that loud tonight at all.
 
2012-10-28 10:47:53 PM  
...was Ryberg doing a little dance in the corner?
 
2012-10-28 10:47:56 PM  
are you kidding me
 
2012-10-28 10:48:14 PM  
WOOIFDiopdioadsiasofiodzfhdsiopfjdsioafhasdiofdsapf WTF
 
2012-10-28 10:48:19 PM  
Punk wins with a crooked ref.
 
2012-10-28 10:48:20 PM  
WTF

Screw job!
 
2012-10-28 10:48:21 PM  
What in the world.....
 
2012-10-28 10:48:22 PM  
Hahahahahaha. Weak.
 
2012-10-28 10:48:23 PM  
WTF????
 
2012-10-28 10:48:24 PM  
LOL ok I didn't see that coming.
 
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