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(WWE)   Will Big Show fist Sheamus and end his reign as World Heavyweight Fella? How will Ryberg cook S'mores in a cage? Does anyone really care about a Diva's three way without a double dong involved? It's WWE Hell In A Cell 2012, 8 PM on PPV   ( wwe.com) divider line
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2012-10-28 09:28:19 AM  
Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead
 
2012-10-28 01:21:39 PM  

cman: Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead


...you paid for their PPVs?
 
2012-10-28 01:23:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead

...you paid for their PPVs?


Yeah, I like the fact that the people who entertain me are getting paid. You are not just farking over Vinny Mac by not paying, but you are also lowering bonuses that wrestlers get from the PPV
 
2012-10-28 02:41:51 PM  
FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.
 
2012-10-28 02:49:24 PM  

TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.


smores.

pink eye.

I've got nothing.
 
2012-10-28 04:21:44 PM  
Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.
 
2012-10-28 04:22:40 PM  

robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.


If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass
 
2012-10-28 04:23:30 PM  

TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.


If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

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2012-10-28 04:24:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

[media.comicvine.com image 400x517]


Thats another farking thing...

Vinny Mac should have made some sort of business deal to keep the WWF initials. fark him for that bullshiat
 
2012-10-28 04:26:56 PM  

robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.


Oh wait, it's there.

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cman: If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass


Ohhhhhhh, so jealous. LOL So, so jealous.
 
2012-10-28 04:31:22 PM  

cman: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

[media.comicvine.com image 400x517]

Thats another farking thing...

Vinny Mac should have made some sort of business deal to keep the WWF initials. fark him for that bullshiat


Vince doesn't want to be known for wrestling. He was probably overjoyed to have a reason to stick "Entertainment" in the name of his company. Of course, he was less happy to eventually have to pay the Pandas money to be able to use his own history, but that's his own goddamn fault.

I'm betting the WWE change would have eventually happened with or without a court ruling.

Oh, and we discussed this a bit at the end of the RAW thread, but now we have a decent audience for it...

FTFS:

WWE issued a casting call last week seeking women to apply to become female talent for the sports-entertainment organization as "Divas."

WWE is looking for woman between the ages of 18 and 30 "with charismatic personalities, beautiful faces and great bodies." Resumes as well as headshots and bikini body shots, are being requested.

Wrestling experience was not mentioned in the casting breakdown, with it being noted that WWE Divas "instantly gain a huge fan base", travel the world and appear on television in "600 million homes worldwide," and take part in multimedia shoots and charities.


Looks like WWE hasn't learned a thing with Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.

Style over substance always fails, but they still haven't figured that out.
 
2012-10-28 04:32:03 PM  

robsul82: robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.

Oh wait, it's there.

[kwout.com image 399x481]

cman: If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass

Ohhhhhhh, so jealous. LOL So, so jealous.


Ya damn right I am jealous.

She is so hot that I would put her in a wheelchair for a month after only 10 minutes of sex
 
2012-10-28 04:35:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Vince doesn't want to be known for wrestling. He was probably overjoyed to have a reason to stick "Entertainment" in the name of his company. Of course, he was less happy to eventually have to pay the Pandas money to be able to use his own history, but that's his own goddamn fault.


A brand is a brand. He had much capital with the WWF branding. I seriously doubt he would have ever dropped the F if it wasnt for this.
 
2012-10-28 04:48:39 PM  

cman: Ya damn right I am jealous.

She is so hot that I would put her in a wheelchair for a month after only 10 minutes of sex


Oh, I meant me, I am OH so very jealous that Punk hit that.

/not in the douchebag fan way, the good way
 
2012-10-28 05:17:43 PM  
In honor of rob getting a great Tony Romo opening:

CALCULATING BOTCHS

Sin Cara MITB Rating for all performers: 0.0
 
2012-10-28 05:21:42 PM  

TheManofPA: In honor of rob getting a great Tony Romo opening:

CALCULATING BOTCHS

Sin Cara MITB Rating for all performers: 0.0


Mwahaha. +1
 
2012-10-28 06:15:09 PM  
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Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.
 
2012-10-28 06:22:06 PM  

robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.


Did you see him OWN Irish online?
 
2012-10-28 06:45:55 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?


Ziggles is on a interwebs rampage. Why not, since Vince and Co buried Ryder and his internet momentum.

I do hope Sheamus wins, and he cashes in and wins. Time for a change in the WHC scene. That is, until he beats Sheamus and we get the bag shiatter...ugh.
 
2012-10-28 07:01:43 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?


No, what'd he do.
 
2012-10-28 07:02:22 PM  
HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes
2 points: What match closes the show?
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?
3 points: What does Cena do tonight?
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner?
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?)
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year?
 
2012-10-28 07:03:16 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

No, what'd he do.


Dolph Ziggler and World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus had a back-and-forth on Twitter last night. Here are a few comments:

Ziggler: "charisma=yelling ARSE or FELLA & nothing else of substance, good @WWE universe get behind who ur told to #ZigglersBetter"

Ziggler: "2 party system works right? Dont tell cena & shamus just keep cheering them & complaining @WWE #HellInACell #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Listen little FELLA when ur ARSE is that close 2 the ground u need ur granny behind u 2 wipe it & carry ur wee blue lunchbox."

Ziggler: "@wwesheamus im the best damn thing going in sports entertainment but youre right, you ARE taller #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Hey blondie, @TheRock just called. He wants most of what u just said or will ever say, back. Jog on son."

Ziggler: "@WWESheamus, @therock wouldnt call you, youre not a movie producer. but u produce a lot of Z's #yawn #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Ok lad, it's quite obvious ur kid sister hacked in 2 ur account & hijacked this little chat.So let's just leave it in the ring."
 
2012-10-28 07:04:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Looks like WWE hasn't learned a thing with Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.

Style over substance always fails, but they still haven't figured that out.


I know HHH hired Kharma and Sara Del Rey but this reeks of Vince bad. Is he ever gonna leave? Punk's champ and all but you know they want to give it to Cena. I'm hoping for Rock-Punk but after MITB, I have no hope at all.
 
2012-10-28 07:07:35 PM  
I have a feeling this ppv is gonna suck
 
2012-10-28 07:07:35 PM  
And for a lame 3 posts in a row:

1 point: Diva's match winner: EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?: YES
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?: Not that obscure, but I think he mentions Fabulous Moola tonight
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? No one
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes; BOTCHES EVERYWHERE! vs. Analogous to Rape
2 points: What match closes the show? Pink Eye vs. Stink Eye
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner The guy who needs to be given a chance to see if he bombs on the mic
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS STILL
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Pre-show and then of course saves the day after the HITC, in general looks like he is the best to earn his SS title shot
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) No, and even sadder, no
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? CM Punk holds on but looks incredibly weak doing it and we go "this was the worst PPV of the year" (i.e. no cash-in kills it) and it ends up being horribly rated because the smarks hate Ryback and the marks want Cena.

/I'm bitter
//going to miss Andy Reid
 
2012-10-28 07:10:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Ziggler: "@wwesheamus im the best damn thing going in sports entertainment but youre right, you ARE taller #ZigglersBetter"


+eleventy

Glorious.
 
2012-10-28 07:12:02 PM  

FinFangFark: TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

Ziggles is on a interwebs rampage. Why not, since Vince and Co buried Ryder and his internet momentum.

I do hope Sheamus wins, and he cashes in and wins. Time for a change in the WHC scene. That is, until he beats Sheamus and we get the bag shiatter...ugh.


and that lets me bring up ziggs. Why did they let the MITB guy destroyed by Ryberg?
 
2012-10-28 07:15:03 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

Ziggles is on a interwebs rampage. Why not, since Vince and Co buried Ryder and his internet momentum.

I do hope Sheamus wins, and he cashes in and wins. Time for a change in the WHC scene. That is, until he beats Sheamus and we get the bag shiatter...ugh.

and that lets me bring up ziggs. Why did they let the MITB guy destroyed by Ryberg?


Cause Vince is a dumbass and doesn't see real talent when he see's it
 
2012-10-28 07:18:25 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner - Eve...ugh.
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? No chance in hell.
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? Al Snow?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? We all lose.
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes? Ryder vs Dean Ambrose
2 points: What match closes the show? WWE Title
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner - KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? DBD...Kane..DBD...Kane...
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? A fat chick
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? SHOOWWWWWWW
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes to both
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Punk retains courtesy a returning Lesnar or Mizark
 
2012-10-28 07:27:02 PM  
Something tells me Ryback is going to be gassed as hell after tonight's match and it won't be due to him eating something.
 
2012-10-28 07:29:07 PM  
HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? NO
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? DOINK THE CLOWN
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ADR LOSE
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes USA TITLE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH vs who knows
2 points: What match closes the show? HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes
2 points: What match closes the show? PUNK VS ROID RAGE
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAMCHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? TOUT
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? WEEE--EEE--EELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) NO CASH IN - NO ASS CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? PUNK HOLDS TITLE
 
2012-10-28 07:31:01 PM  

my lip balm addiction: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? NO
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? DOINK THE CLOWN
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ADR LOSE
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes USA TITLE
2 points: What match closes the show? PUNK VS ROID RAGE
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? TOUT
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? WEEE--EEE--EELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) NO CASH IN - NO ASS CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? PUNK HOLDS TITLE


Well that first one was a major farking botch. Thanks Fark.
 
2012-10-28 07:31:44 PM  
HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner - Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? - Yes
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? - Chief Jay Strongbow (a sleeper hold moment)
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? - Orton...they've been playing up Del Rio way too much, a win will give Orton WHC buzz against Ziggles.
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes - Santino v Claudio
2 points: What match closes the show? - Punk v Ryback (only b/c Cena will get involved)
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner - the psuedo Jamaican wins again.
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? - The Rhode Scholars
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? - Will show hustle, loyalty and respect. But will cost Ryberg the title, which will lead to a triple threat next month
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Sheamus will win...Big Show will get pissed, punch him, leading too....
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) No ass cape entrance by Ziggles, cashing in and beating Sheamus
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Now that Punk is heel, he'll hold it for a full 365.
 
2012-10-28 07:35:30 PM  

TheManofPA: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? YES
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? some random lucha
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? ADR
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Tag Team match
2 points: What match closes the show? Punk vs Smores
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? PTP
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Wears a new shirt
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Show
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year?

Retains
 
2012-10-28 07:36:41 PM  

silgryphon: TheManofPA: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? YES
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? some random lucha
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? ADR
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Tag Team match
2 points: What match closes the show? Punk vs Smores
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? PTPTeam Hellno
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Wears a new shirt
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Show
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Retains

 
2012-10-28 07:41:07 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner .. Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? Yep
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? A-Train
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Orton
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes ..... Either Orton for MITB or Kane v. DB
2 points: What match closes the show? Orton for MITB
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I am the Tag Team Champions.... then they fight
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? biatch and whine till added to Punk card for 3 way
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) No - Viper steals it in add on match
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? retains it to be the greatest heel ever
 
2012-10-28 07:41:16 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner Eve.
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? Yes, most likely for AJgate
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? Johnny K-9
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Beats the shiat outta me
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Team Botch19 vs. PTP
2 points: What match closes the show? Smores/Punk
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? DANIEL BRYAN WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Interfere in Smores/Punk (and it'll still be hailed as heroic by TPTB)
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish, after 2 WMDs
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Ziggles cashes, and NO CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? He wins, but Cenaference will make sure that we have SuperCena getting a crack at the title at Survivor Series
 
2012-10-28 07:42:15 PM  
So the preshow is a Cena interview? Really?
 
2012-10-28 07:43:05 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: So the preshow is a Cena interview? Really?


And a trainwreck of one at that
 
2012-10-28 07:43:43 PM  
Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?
 
2012-10-28 07:45:37 PM  

clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?


I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look
 
2012-10-28 07:48:59 PM  

tbaughm: clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?

I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look


Indeed.
 
2012-10-28 07:49:47 PM  
More FTFS:

- Lillian Garcia was hit by a car Friday. Cuts and bruises to her side, she spent the night and is expected to make a full recovery.

- John Cena is *rumored* to be involved in HIAC in some way, and his elbow is supposedly healed.

- TNA's ratings are down .17 points since last year at this time. Last Thursday's show was a .97, down from last week's .99 and last year's 1.14.

- Colt Cabana won the final level of the Seven Levels of Hate series against Adam Pearce; however, NWA's new regime said this match was unsanctioned and not for the NWA World Championship. After the match, Pearce put Cabana in a promo and handed him the belt anyway, but Cabana refused. Cabana buried the belt and the NWA, handing it back to Pearce, who simultaneously vacated the belt also, leaving it lying in the ring.

- NWA has also crowned new Light Heavyweight, North American and World Women's champions over the last three weeks, at different NWA promotions.

- CM Punk turned 24 on Friday.

- Linda McMahon has spent $43 mil. on her campaign so far to prove Vince is not just some carny trash AND YOU WILL ACCEPT ME AND MY SHRUNKEN, ROIDED GRAPEFRUITS GODDAMMIT!!

- WWE stock was downgraded by two financial analysis agencies this past week. They do not believe WWE has the cash they say they have, and have a negative outlook on the long-delayed WWE Network.

- Vince of course insists the F*CKING NETWORK IS COMING GODDAMMIT, AND WE WILL MAKE MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS, AND ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMIT NOT WRESTLING!

- More in WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.

CUT. OKAY.
 
2012-10-28 07:52:02 PM  

verbaltoxin: More FTFS:

- Lillian Garcia was hit by a car Friday. Cuts and bruises to her side, she spent the night and is expected to make a full recovery.

- John Cena is *rumored* to be involved in HIAC in some way, and his elbow is supposedly healed.

- TNA's ratings are down .17 points since last year at this time. Last Thursday's show was a .97, down from last week's .99 and last year's 1.14.

- Colt Cabana won the final level of the Seven Levels of Hate series against Adam Pearce; however, NWA's new regime said this match was unsanctioned and not for the NWA World Championship. After the match, Pearce put Cabana in a promo and handed him the belt anyway, but Cabana refused. Cabana buried the belt and the NWA, handing it back to Pearce, who simultaneously vacated the belt also, leaving it lying in the ring.

- NWA has also crowned new Light Heavyweight, North American and World Women's champions over the last three weeks, at different NWA promotions.

- CM Punk turned 24 on Friday.

- Linda McMahon has spent $43 mil. on her campaign so far to prove Vince is not just some carny trash AND YOU WILL ACCEPT ME AND MY SHRUNKEN, ROIDED GRAPEFRUITS GODDAMMIT!!

- WWE stock was downgraded by two financial analysis agencies this past week. They do not believe WWE has the cash they say they have, and have a negative outlook on the long-delayed WWE Network.

- Vince of course insists the F*CKING NETWORK IS COMING GODDAMMIT, AND WE WILL MAKE MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS, AND ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMIT NOT WRESTLING!

- More in WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.

CUT. OKAY.

From Wikipedia

Ring name(s) CM Punk[1]
Billed height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)[1]
Billed weight 218 lb (99 kg)[1]
Born October 26, 1978 (age 34)
 
2012-10-28 07:52:40 PM  

tbaughm: clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?

I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look


Muchas gracias!

/love swimming in Europe
 
2012-10-28 07:52:50 PM  

verbaltoxin: WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.


Really?
 
2012-10-28 07:53:06 PM  
Typo. He's 34 going on 17. I say that because CM Punk is a 34 year old man who still puts x's on his hands, and calls himself "straightedge."
 
2012-10-28 07:55:34 PM  
This is interesting, Link 2 on firstrow has soccer commercials with writing in what looks to be Hebrew.
 
2012-10-28 07:56:18 PM  
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
 
2012-10-28 07:57:32 PM  
Back from the Packers game, chillin on the couch, most of the zombie facepaint removed, ready for the ppv
 
2012-10-28 07:58:37 PM  
So, did anyone get to ask Cena about fat chicks on his interview?
 
2012-10-28 07:58:38 PM  
It's almost go time
 
2012-10-28 07:59:20 PM  
FEED ME CHILIS!


FEED ME CHILIS!

/got Chilis take out.
 
2012-10-28 08:00:16 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner: Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?: Yes
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?: Mil Mascaras. Not obscure, but we're guaranteed one during the match with muy botches.
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Blandy Boreton
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes; Sin Cara/Rey tag match
2 points: What match closes the show? CM Punk vs. Ryback
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? THEY WILL STILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Gives another promo for Ryback, looks VERY ANGRY after the Brock run-in
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Sheamus, Big Show KO punch afterwards...
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) YES! Sadly, no.
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Punk wins after Brock does his best 1997 Kane impression
 
2012-10-28 08:00:37 PM  
THEN
NOW
TRIPLE OAK
 
2012-10-28 08:00:49 PM  
Now...forever...Vinceback
 
2012-10-28 08:00:50 PM  
This program also contains strobe lighting effects...
 
2012-10-28 08:00:51 PM  
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Let's go rasslin, boys!
 
2012-10-28 08:00:56 PM  
ONOES!

POST WATERSHED!

STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS!
 
2012-10-28 08:01:18 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

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THEN. NOW. GAGNE.
 
2012-10-28 08:01:26 PM  
And it's on!
 
2012-10-28 08:01:30 PM  

Eddie T. Head: This program also contains strobe lighting effects...


Now I understand that comment.
 
2012-10-28 08:01:39 PM  
Is Show vs Iriish hell in a cell match?
 
2012-10-28 08:02:23 PM  
Rumors have been going around that Taker is too hurt to compete at Wrestlemania. If this is true, why not bring him back at HITC to be Team Hell No's manager?

Taker (even if not competing) = Buys
 
2012-10-28 08:02:45 PM  

clintster: Eddie T. Head: This program also contains strobe lighting effects...

Now I understand that comment.


Yeah, I don't think I had ever heard the announcement before tonight, either.
 
2012-10-28 08:03:42 PM  
So, when Ryberg says "Feed Me Punk", does he expect someone to do to Punk what Bossman did to Pepper?
 
2012-10-28 08:04:08 PM  
Our video game presents our PPV.

Twitter Twitter recap recap Twitter tout promo of recap
 
2012-10-28 08:04:35 PM  
koi 2 ctv1 has a clear view of the sky
 
2012-10-28 08:04:41 PM  
"Here we go Brain... HELL IN A CELL!"

"Or looking at Ryback's record, more than likely, Heck in a Sec. Monsoon!"
 
2012-10-28 08:04:44 PM  
If they're only going to do one HIAC match, they might as well call the PPV "Halloween Havoc" or "Fall Brawl".
 
2012-10-28 08:04:47 PM  
Why is this PPV called Hell in a Cell when only match occurs in it?


It's RIcardo and that other guy
 
2012-10-28 08:04:53 PM  
Atlanta, eh? Are we going to see that "Made. . . in Georgia" card at the end of the show?
 
2012-10-28 08:04:56 PM  
Boreton is curtainjerking!
 
2012-10-28 08:05:03 PM  
The bag shiatter curtain jerks this PPV folks...that leaves a lot of empty bags for the next 3 hours.
 
2012-10-28 08:05:11 PM  
Good. Getting the worst match (next to the Diva BS) out of the way first. Can't stand ADR.
 
2012-10-28 08:05:33 PM  

TheManofPA: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner: Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? No chance
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? So obscure, I cant tell you
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes: Cesaro vs. that elbow shakin' dude
2 points: What match closes the show? HIAC
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? Rhodes Scholars
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Preshow
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner?
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes/no
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year?

 
2012-10-28 08:06:04 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Good. Getting the worst match (next to the Diva BS) out of the way first. Can't stand ADR.



So that means you enjoy Orton matches?
 
2012-10-28 08:06:08 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Atlanta, eh? Are we going to see that "Made. . . in Georgia" card at the end of the show?


Yep.

IIRC, Georgia pays them money for that.
 
2012-10-28 08:07:04 PM  
"Orton vs. Del Rio kicks us off Brain."

"Great, my gardener vs. my plumber, Monsoon."

"Plumber?"

"It's the only reason I can think why he spends so much time in the bathroom."
 
2012-10-28 08:07:28 PM  
JBL just called Smackdown the A-show? He's going to go full troll tonight, isn't he?
 
2012-10-28 08:08:06 PM  

tbaughm: JBL just called Smackdown the A-show? He's going to go full troll tonight, isn't he?


I'm ok with this.
 
2012-10-28 08:08:13 PM  
Orton needs to go heel like yesterday
 
2012-10-28 08:09:15 PM  
JR playing up Orton sans belt...looks like my prediction will come to fruition very very soon.

/Poop
 
2012-10-28 08:09:17 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Orton needs to go heel like yesterday


You spell off-air oddly
 
2012-10-28 08:09:20 PM  
the apex shiattator
 
2012-10-28 08:09:24 PM  
Randy Orton without goals is a man being naked. That's a picture I don't wanna see

Thanks JR
 
2012-10-28 08:09:28 PM  
Has Orton lost his Edge?

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It would appear so.
 
2012-10-28 08:09:36 PM  
Coming to a Shopzone near you:

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2012-10-28 08:09:46 PM  
Oh yeah, front row blondie, your purse has been TARGETED.
 
2012-10-28 08:10:49 PM  

silgryphon: my lip balm addiction: Good. Getting the worst match (next to the Diva BS) out of the way first. Can't stand ADR.


So that means you enjoy Orton matches?


Orton is benign to me - he is there but I don;t mind him and he doesn't affect me. Getting him and ADR both out of the way in one match = bonus.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:01 PM  
Cowboy Bob count as obscure?
 
2012-10-28 08:11:17 PM  
How considerate of Orton, putting JBL's hat back on the table.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:35 PM  

silgryphon: Cowboy Bob count as obscure?


I'm gonna have to say "no" on that.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:55 PM  
"A big shout out to the Armed Forces Network, Brain."

"Yes, the Armed Forces Monsoon. You know the organization that Randy is Dishonorably discharged from."

"Less than Honorable Brain..."

"That's what I said, Dishonorable."
 
2012-10-28 08:11:57 PM  

verbaltoxin: Coming to a Shopzone near you:

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I can only imagine the string of jokes Gagne came up with when it was announced she was in "stable" condition.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:57 PM  
someone hit the bleep button...NOT PG.
 
2012-10-28 08:12:11 PM  

Eddie T. Head: How considerate of Orton, putting JBL's hat back on the table.


Check the inside before you put it on, JBL!
 
2012-10-28 08:12:33 PM  
No PPV for me tonight. Between walking dead and homeland, I am set. I am going to live vicariously through this thread tonight, though.
 
2012-10-28 08:12:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: Coming to a Shopzone near you:

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I can only imagine the string of jokes Gagne came up with when it was announced she was in "stable" condition.


I'm sure Ole' Wolfdick made a few "glue factory" jokes.
 
2012-10-28 08:12:56 PM  
Randy Orton with a history of shoulder problems.

In other news, it was announced that steroids can lead to fractures...
 
2012-10-28 08:13:22 PM  
I love the Cole/JR/JBL team so much. Please, just stay away, Jerry - and pay JBL however much you have to to keep him around.
 
2012-10-28 08:13:29 PM  
Why does that arm bar on the ropes get a 5 count for DQ, but Orton's 10 hour DDT setup doesn't? Whar consistency, whar?
 
2012-10-28 08:13:31 PM  
ADR always looks constipated. He needs to get some advice from Randy on how to stay regular
 
2012-10-28 08:13:54 PM  
So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?
 
2012-10-28 08:14:56 PM  

my lip balm addiction: So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?


There's always a ppv grudenza
 
2012-10-28 08:15:01 PM  
No Mongo for me tonight. Watching the World Series, but I'll be lurking. Hopefully Cain gives the Tigers the Tombstone.
 
2012-10-28 08:15:19 PM  

my lip balm addiction: So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?


103 posts so far... meh, we might make gredunza.
 
2012-10-28 08:15:21 PM  
"Randy Orton has a weak arm. Brain."

"It's genetic Monsoon, Cowboy Bob Orton wore a cast for 20 years."
 
2012-10-28 08:16:01 PM  
This is about alpha males, meaning Orton will piss on the bag to mark his territory after shiatting in it.
 
2012-10-28 08:16:17 PM  

clintster: my lip balm addiction: So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?

103 posts so far... meh, we might make gredunza.


It'll happen...no one likes this match, less talking now
 
2012-10-28 08:16:44 PM  
Orton's left arm damaged.

How dare ADR work on his wiping arm?!
 
2012-10-28 08:16:50 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Randy Orton has a weak arm. Brain."

"It's genetic Monsoon, Cowboy Bob Orton wore a cast for 20 years."


lulz
 
2012-10-28 08:16:54 PM  
Almost time for the second rope ddt
 
2012-10-28 08:17:46 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Randy Orton has a weak arm. Brain."

"It's genetic Monsoon, Cowboy Bob Orton wore a cast for 20 years."


You know, even in threads, better announcing leads to more enjoyment.
 
2012-10-28 08:17:51 PM  
Be careful, ADR, that mat can dislocate a man's shoulder!
 
2012-10-28 08:18:04 PM  
Ok that DDT was very well done
 
2012-10-28 08:18:09 PM  
VINTAGE ORTON!

drink!
 
2012-10-28 08:18:11 PM  
VINTAGE! DRINK!
 
2012-10-28 08:18:52 PM  
ADR with Generic Latino Finisher #1
 
2012-10-28 08:19:01 PM  
The slow moving second rope ddt is what I hate, but that fast one makes more sense
 
2012-10-28 08:19:07 PM  
"Randy Orton is going to that place Brain!"

"The Coach Purse Store, Monsoon?"
 
2012-10-28 08:19:08 PM  
Beat that mat like it owes you money!
 
2012-10-28 08:19:18 PM  
I haven't seen a Vintage Orton like that since I watched Geriatric Granny Scat Play, volume 5!
 
2012-10-28 08:19:40 PM  
SO glad I was able to watch a Randy Orton match with the 8:00 PM start time for this and the 8:20 start time for the Saints game.
 
2012-10-28 08:19:46 PM  

silgryphon: The slow moving second rope ddt is what I hate, but that fast one makes more sense


agreed...that one looked just fine...it's the 619-esque set up DDT that is downright stupid.
 
2012-10-28 08:20:11 PM  
Obscurer mexican reference!

I win
 
2012-10-28 08:20:15 PM  
MIL MASCARAS! Points for me!
 
2012-10-28 08:20:25 PM  
That looked pretty stiff
 
2012-10-28 08:20:28 PM  
wtf was that move Orton?
 
2012-10-28 08:20:34 PM  

FinFangFark: Beat that mat like it owes you money!


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WHY CAN'T YOU BE A BAG?! I NEED TO POOP!!!

 
2012-10-28 08:20:43 PM  
That was almost as contrived as Orton's DDT or the 619
 
2012-10-28 08:20:59 PM  
Botch?
 
2012-10-28 08:21:02 PM  
top rope botch
 
2012-10-28 08:21:02 PM  
Bouncing between this and hurricane news... so far, the hurricane stuff is way more interesting.
 
2012-10-28 08:21:11 PM  
Orton farked up. STUPID STUPID STUPID, Randy.
 
2012-10-28 08:21:20 PM  
Ah, just took an Orton and came back to see it on the screen.

And the patented mat tantrum maneuver.
 
2012-10-28 08:21:38 PM  
"Hey, why'd you just jump off and do nothing?"

"Ugh..fu fuf fufuuuu JUST DO A DROPKICK!!"
 
2012-10-28 08:22:30 PM  
Sorry... working late again...

HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? Yes
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? Someone from Japan
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Randy
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Ziggles-Cena
2 points: What match closes the show? HIAC
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM TH... oh sorry, Team Hell No
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Beat Ziggles
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Show
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes, no cape (no time)
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Punk retains
 
2012-10-28 08:22:38 PM  
Booo Orton wins
 
2012-10-28 08:22:38 PM  
Boreton wins! More points!
 
2012-10-28 08:22:43 PM  
Screw another Orton win, Faith Hill's fark me legs are on TV
 
2012-10-28 08:23:02 PM  
Never mind. I am iPad del rio'ing the PPV....multitasking like a mofo tonight.
 
2012-10-28 08:23:03 PM  
What a terrible ending. Way to give people even fewer reasons to care about ADR.
 
2012-10-28 08:23:06 PM  
If Orton had submitted, I was going to say "I haven't seen an Orton tap like this since Grandpa had a colostomy bag!"

Unfortunately, Super Orton won.
 
2012-10-28 08:23:49 PM  

robsul82: MIL MASCARAS! Points for me!


silgryphon: Obscurer mexican reference!

I win


A) I can't believe someone got that one right, I put that in as a joke
B) Shame on me for not putting a "He hates Mil Mascaras" exception in there.
C) Well played both of you
 
2012-10-28 08:25:00 PM  
Orton wins, we all lose. Zero points.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:13 PM  
That Vickie twitter pic is nightmare fuel.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:14 PM  
I want to know what Orton knows, that he can spend half this year on the shelf for pissing hot and making crap movies, and still waltz back in and be put over.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:14 PM  
Steve Blackman vs. Val Venis on a November 1998 RAW on WWE Classics... Now uncensored thanks to Vince paying the Pandas.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:17 PM  
there's your obscure reference
 
2012-10-28 08:25:37 PM  
Don't care.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:26 PM  
I would rather have Ric Flair as GM

Are they really doing the Claire Lynch story
 
2012-10-28 08:26:36 PM  

verbaltoxin: What a terrible ending. Way to give people even fewer reasons to care about ADR.


Don't worry, he'll beat up Ryder and lock in a long armbreaker before Survivor Series so we can know that he is a tough guy to be taken seriously.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:46 PM  
I wonder if Vickie will reveal the AJ centerfold at Wrestlemania?

/obscure?
//better f*cking not be.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:50 PM  
It would be great if they re-used the old Flair and Liz pics from WWF Magazine with Cena and Skipper's heads photoshopped on the two bodies.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:57 PM  
It's gonna be like the Ric Flair/Miss Elizabeth photos isn't it?
 
2012-10-28 08:27:03 PM  
Eve is the anonymous person who submitted the pic...leading to a match between her and the spinner.
 
2012-10-28 08:27:17 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Orton wins, we all lose. Zero points.


I was only torn on making it worth 2 just so we can say "Orton dropped us a deuce"
 
2012-10-28 08:27:48 PM  
Heyman: "WHARRAGARRBLLLEE!!!"
 
2012-10-28 08:28:19 PM  
NO NO NO!
 
2012-10-28 08:28:25 PM  
Cole, Philips is not next door to the GA dome you dumb shiat
 
2012-10-28 08:28:33 PM  
Punk isn't afraid of the boogeyman?
 
2012-10-28 08:28:39 PM  
I AM THE MOST OVER MAN IN THE WORLD
 
2012-10-28 08:28:40 PM  
YES

YES

YES

YES

YES
 
2012-10-28 08:30:07 PM  
LAA

LAA

LAA

/Arabic for "no."
 
2012-10-28 08:31:01 PM  
WE are the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-10-28 08:31:07 PM  
Dammit, I wanted to post a picture of the Boogyman and Fark won't let me
 
2012-10-28 08:31:11 PM  
TWO IS GREATER THAN ONE!
 
2012-10-28 08:31:17 PM  
Sandow needs to throw somw Frisbees into the crowd if they win the belts
 
2012-10-28 08:31:23 PM  
"LANNY POFFO IS BACK MONSOON!"

"Uh, no, that's Damien Sandow."

"You're pulling my leg..."
 
2012-10-28 08:31:23 PM  
Two guys with mic skills. I like Rhodes Scholars
 
2012-10-28 08:31:26 PM  
The Bear and the Twink will take this.
 
2012-10-28 08:33:32 PM  
Farooq reference...DRINK
 
2012-10-28 08:33:33 PM  

LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.


"Hogan and Beefcake are in the ring, Monsoon?"

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-10-28 08:34:19 PM  
PUNK COULD BEAT:
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2012-10-28 08:34:20 PM  
Would you want to be tag team champions?
 
2012-10-28 08:35:12 PM  
Fark seems to have eaten my last few comments. Oh well.
 
2012-10-28 08:35:26 PM  

LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.


I am hoping we get one more PPV out of Team Hell No before they lose. They are too much fun as champs and Rhodes Scholars can grab it next time.
 
2012-10-28 08:35:27 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.

"Hogan and Beefcake are in the ring, Monsoon?"

"Will you stop?"


Lol. That was good.
 
2012-10-28 08:36:00 PM  
Killer kowalski reference
 
2012-10-28 08:36:55 PM  
Mike Tyson reference
 
2012-10-28 08:37:00 PM  

my lip balm addiction: LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.

I am hoping we get one more PPV out of Team Hell No before they lose. They are too much fun as champs and Rhodes Scholars can grab it next time.


True. Hell No has been Hella Fun so far. Maybe one more PPV to build it more would make the most sense.
 
2012-10-28 08:37:05 PM  
He's no longer vegan JBL...he needs some meat on the road.

Are we still talking about DBD or Kelly Kelly?
 
2012-10-28 08:37:21 PM  
Goatface costume popular with the kids?

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2012-10-28 08:37:26 PM  
I give up, I can't make a boogyman joke. 

For some reason, fark is just crapping out on me. Bad sign for this PPV.
 
2012-10-28 08:37:37 PM  
"All the tuna he ate and Clinton was a Vegan, Monsoon?"

"Again, will you stop!"
 
2012-10-28 08:37:47 PM  
Good match so far. The first one was good too until the ending.
 
2012-10-28 08:38:03 PM  
Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.
 
2012-10-28 08:39:36 PM  
"Frank Brody"...?

Well, JBL is technically correct, since Brusier Brody's name was Frank Goodish, and technically correct is the best kind of correct.
 
2012-10-28 08:39:43 PM  
The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?
 
2012-10-28 08:40:19 PM  
Cody's was on two consecutive tag championship teams. Legacy (Rhodes & DiBiase) defeated Holly & Rhodes.
 
2012-10-28 08:40:31 PM  
That elbow drop ranks up there with Rock's
 
2012-10-28 08:40:45 PM  
Thread is quiet tonight eh
 
2012-10-28 08:40:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: "Frank Brody"...?

Well, JBL is technically correct, since Brusier Brody's name was Frank Goodish, and technically correct is the best kind of correct.


JBL will NOT recognize any gimmick nicknames, no sir.
 
2012-10-28 08:40:59 PM  

LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?


I've just been sitting back and watching the match. It's been good so far.

"LET'S GO, GOATFACE! COME ON GOATFACE LET'S GO!"
 
2012-10-28 08:40:59 PM  

LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?


I was watching the match...it is actually pretty good. But since the crowd is dead...to Vince that means this match has 0 ENTERTAINMENT value. MORE PROMOS
 
2012-10-28 08:40:59 PM  
Latin for elbow of disdain
 
2012-10-28 08:41:03 PM  
LOL @ Kane
 
2012-10-28 08:41:44 PM  

robsul82: Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.


I know it was taking a dump in the football thread.
 
2012-10-28 08:42:06 PM  
Also I'm chatting with a buddy about The Rockets getting James Harden...that was good news when I got that text last night.
 
2012-10-28 08:42:39 PM  

FinFangFark: LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?

I was watching the match...it is actually pretty good. But since the crowd is dead...to Vince that means this match has 0 ENTERTAINMENT value. MORE PROMOS


Fark has been broken all night. Hurricarrana's at fault
 
2012-10-28 08:42:56 PM  

irishman4: Thread is quiet tonight eh


I think some are having crappy connection issues. But a fair amout of the main roster isn't here tonight. At this rate we won't hit 502.
 
2012-10-28 08:43:02 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: robsul82: Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.

I know it was taking a dump in the football thread.


Igor Jakovsky: robsul82: Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.

I know it was taking a dump in the football thread.


I was having some FARK problems a bit earlier, but I'm more interested in a wiki article on the history of color TV.
 
2012-10-28 08:43:05 PM  
and this will cause them to lose
 
2012-10-28 08:43:16 PM  
HA on Kane breaking up the pin
 
2012-10-28 08:43:38 PM  
Rhodes can sell
 
2012-10-28 08:44:11 PM  
They missed Kane by two feet
 
2012-10-28 08:44:13 PM  
Ref isn't even counting him out
 
2012-10-28 08:44:14 PM  

LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?


Well, I'm paying more attention to the Saints game, I'm only here for commercial breaks and halftime the rest of the way.
 
2012-10-28 08:44:57 PM  
That's one way to retain.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:15 PM  
This has been a great match.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:21 PM  
And another weak ppv finish. I expect crap like this on Smackdown, not a f*cking pay per view.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:21 PM  
Allright who agreed to the dusty finish
 
2012-10-28 08:45:28 PM  
So the nerds win, but the weirdos retain. Damn should have seen that coming.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:42 PM  
If this is an excuse to bring back, Harold, I'm okay. Then again...PPV setting up Raw?
 
2012-10-28 08:45:51 PM  
Well. Except for the horse shiat ending. Seems my feed is on a delay.
 
2012-10-28 08:46:15 PM  

my lip balm addiction: That's one way to retain.


And if I wizarded Team Rhodes Scholars winning the Titles in the next PPV that should be worth like 100 points.
 
2012-10-28 08:46:17 PM  

silgryphon: Allright who agreed to the dusty finish


Sapphire?
 
2012-10-28 08:46:23 PM  
Rhodes scholars what?
 
2012-10-28 08:46:25 PM  

silgryphon: Allright who agreed to the dusty finish


Sweet Sapphire.
 
2012-10-28 08:46:49 PM  

TheManofPA: silgryphon: Allright who agreed to the dusty finish

Sapphire?


"That JEZEBEL!"

"Thanks Dusty."
 
2012-10-28 08:46:55 PM  

my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: That's one way to retain.

And if I wizarded Team Rhodes Scholars winning the Titles in the next PPV that should be worth like 100 points.


Sorry, you get the square root of 4 points
 
2012-10-28 08:47:36 PM  
Scrolled right by clintster's comment of Miz's face as Awkward Question Mathews introduces him, that's pretty good timing
 
2012-10-28 08:47:37 PM  
Miz promo = lol que?
 
2012-10-28 08:47:37 PM  
For a second I thought that "Doomsday Preppers" was going to be a promo for Survivor Series.
 
2012-10-28 08:47:39 PM  
So they are selling commercials for other TV shows on A F*CKING PAY PER VIEW?!
 
2012-10-28 08:48:03 PM  
I think Miz finally discovered the late great Macho Man's coke stash.
 
2012-10-28 08:48:09 PM  
Decent promo by Miz
 
2012-10-28 08:48:12 PM  
This is an Ultimate Warrior-like promo.
 
2012-10-28 08:48:48 PM  
Is this an analogy for the November election?
 
2012-10-28 08:48:53 PM  
Miz need to commentate not wrassle
 
2012-10-28 08:49:59 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Miz need to commentate not wrassle


Based on that promo? I'm not so sure about that.
 
2012-10-28 08:50:36 PM  
Awesome balloons are AWESOME!
 
2012-10-28 08:50:48 PM  
Hey, Miz's bubble letters are back
 
2012-10-28 08:50:57 PM  
I love the blow up "AWESOME" but then again, I'm a Miz mark.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:04 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Miz need to commentate not wrassle


Miz needs to do everything more.

Wrestle, promos, commentary, make him a fighting GM where he does whatever he wants to do at any given moment.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:08 PM  
Survivor Series in three weeks, so halfway through this pay per view they'll already have to start shilling hardcore for it.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:20 PM  
They drug the inflatable "Awesome" out of storage again.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:24 PM  
Where is Kofi from these days?
 
2012-10-28 08:52:28 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Ghana. I don't think they announce him from Boston.
 
2012-10-28 08:52:29 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Parts unknown
 
2012-10-28 08:52:37 PM  
"Where does Kofi hail from Brain?"

"Uh, 140th Street Harlem, West Ghana, Jamacia."
 
2012-10-28 08:53:16 PM  
JBL's constant dogging JR over OU/Notre Dame is hilarious.
 
2012-10-28 08:54:03 PM  

penguin31: JBL's constant dogging JR over OU/Notre Dame is hilarious.


Haha yes I was just about to post this
 
2012-10-28 08:54:27 PM  
And our streak of well wrestled, but poorly ended matches stops here. Neither Miz nor Kofi know how to do anything other than their signature spots.
 
2012-10-28 08:54:31 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Truth or Consequences, NM
 
2012-10-28 08:56:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Kiev, Ukraine
 
2012-10-28 08:56:22 PM  
Atlanta fans need start chanting.
 
2012-10-28 08:56:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


WCW Special Forces.
 
2012-10-28 08:57:11 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Web City.
 
2012-10-28 08:57:38 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Trent Baretta's hiding place
 
2012-10-28 08:57:58 PM  
@CEOVinceMcMahon

Only 2 gay men to hold the IC Title. Pat Patterson....and his boyfriend #HellinACell


That made me chuckle.
 
2012-10-28 08:58:46 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


His mom, by way of his dad.
 
2012-10-28 08:59:15 PM  
Yeah...this is a good time to take an Orton.
 
2012-10-28 08:59:35 PM  

LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?

His mom, by way of his dad.


You win.
 
2012-10-28 09:00:34 PM  
Ok, Walking Dead time.

Will leave the PPV on my iPad, no sound though. Gonna miss the JBL commentary.
 
2012-10-28 09:01:19 PM  
I haven't seen Tork on the knee like that since that episode of the Monkees where the bass player proposed to Julie Newmar!

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2012-10-28 09:01:22 PM  
Did Kofi lose a boot?
 
2012-10-28 09:01:25 PM  
Kofi retains.
 
2012-10-28 09:01:53 PM  
TIP - BOOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
 
2012-10-28 09:02:23 PM  
I hate pin falls where they dont try to cover the shoulder. I get it, Miz was out, but if he was out, why both hooking the leg?
 
2012-10-28 09:02:42 PM  

verbaltoxin: Did Kofi lose a boot?


Miz pulled it off during the match.
 
2012-10-28 09:02:54 PM  
And yet another crap finish.

"I'll just jump up and down on these turnbuckles then! Wait, my leg's supposed to be hurt! Sell it, sell it!"
 
2012-10-28 09:03:18 PM  
This promo is... unconvincing.
 
2012-10-28 09:03:34 PM  
Was that promo necessary?
 
2012-10-28 09:03:44 PM  
Kofi feels so rejuvenated, his accent might return!
 
2012-10-28 09:03:46 PM  
Kofi is now gonna be called Wildcat Kofi Kingston now

Just wait
 
2012-10-28 09:04:41 PM  
I hope this leads to Kofi smashing up another one of Randy Orton's cars
 
2012-10-28 09:04:53 PM  
Yeah, all three had really bad finishes.
 
2012-10-28 09:05:33 PM  
Oh no vegan candy on Halloween
 
2012-10-28 09:05:47 PM  
Remember when people said Brian Danielson had no charisma?
 
2012-10-28 09:06:08 PM  
I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-10-28 09:06:15 PM  

Sbdolan: I hate pin falls where they dont try to cover the shoulder. I get it, Miz was out, but if he was out, why both hooking the leg?


WWE's finishes are the worst. It's always the same thing half the time. Face is getting his ass kicked, then hits his finisher after two moves, and wins. They ALWAYS hook the leg, even if it makes no sense to do so.
 
2012-10-28 09:06:32 PM  
"As The Pennies Turn, Monsoon"
 
2012-10-28 09:06:42 PM  
FARK. I was gonna put Gabriel vs. Cesaro as the bonus match.
 
2012-10-28 09:06:48 PM  
I called this one - points for me.
 
2012-10-28 09:06:49 PM  
Antonio Cesaro rocking Dean Malenko's old theme.
 
2012-10-28 09:07:05 PM  
Poor Claudio.
 
2012-10-28 09:07:09 PM  
I approve of Team Hell No and their shenanigans
 
2012-10-28 09:07:19 PM  

silgryphon: Kofi is now gonna be called Wildcat Kofi Kingston now

Just wait


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Just put Alicia Fox or Tamina in for Sable.
 
2012-10-28 09:07:51 PM  
WWE really missed the boat by not calling the PPV Halloween Havok
 
2012-10-28 09:07:53 PM  

robsul82: FARK. I was gonna put Gabriel vs. Cesaro as the bonus match.


Woooooo 2 points for me
 
2012-10-28 09:08:27 PM  
Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.
 
2012-10-28 09:08:37 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Poor Claudio.


He's making good money and getting pushed. I ain't feeling that sorry for him.
 
2012-10-28 09:08:41 PM  
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2012-10-28 09:08:53 PM  
I knew Gabriel had the win over Claudio recently, but I figured they'd rehash Santino on a PPV...I get half, so 1 point for me!
 
2012-10-28 09:08:53 PM  
So is this the obligatory squash match?
 
2012-10-28 09:09:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.


He ain't American, tho.
 
2012-10-28 09:09:30 PM  
I'm too biased for Cesaro to admit he's not really getting over very well. He got some heat there so that was better than his usual reaction.

So any odds on a USA chant breaking out in the match between the Swiss guy and South African guy?
 
2012-10-28 09:09:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.


Fark needs a sad but true button
 
2012-10-28 09:09:42 PM  
So we get to see Cearo fark up Gabriel on the 450 splash again? As long as Gabriel gets the belt - cool. Cesaro is a big fat zero on charisma.
 
2012-10-28 09:10:13 PM  
Justin Gabriel surfs hurricanes? The hell?
 
2012-10-28 09:10:15 PM  
Wow! Justin Gabriel sounds like a real Dynamic Dude.
 
2012-10-28 09:10:17 PM  
This crowd SUCKS
 
2012-10-28 09:11:06 PM  

silgryphon: This crowd SUCKS


A former coworker just moved to work for a station in ATL. He's sitting behind Josh Reddick. Waiting back to see how bad the arena is right now.
 
2012-10-28 09:11:46 PM  
"He told me in German and I answered in Russian"
(Dead silence in the entire arena)
 
2012-10-28 09:11:54 PM  
This crowd is dead
 
2012-10-28 09:12:05 PM  
Atlanta sports (entertainment) crowds suck? Well, I'll be!
 
2012-10-28 09:12:21 PM  
Wooohooo crowd love that random clapping
 
2012-10-28 09:12:59 PM  
Atlanta is an awful place.
 
2012-10-28 09:13:07 PM  
So does the 3MB attack Gabriel after he loses?
 
2012-10-28 09:13:26 PM  

irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.


WCW burned Atlanta worse than Sherman.
 
2012-10-28 09:13:31 PM  
This kind of match needs a manager.
 
2012-10-28 09:13:43 PM  
This crowd is uncomfortably quiet. What the f*ck is your problem, Atlanta? You can't just pick a guy and cheer just for the fun of it? You have to be told by Vince who to cheer?
 
2012-10-28 09:13:45 PM  

robsul82: Atlanta sports (entertainment) crowds suck? Well, I'll be!


Well, give 'em crap and they'll-

I got nothin'.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:07 PM  
fark YOU MIGUEL CABRERA.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:17 PM  
Now the commentators are getting lulled to sleep by this PPV.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:19 PM  

RevMercutio: Antonio Cesaro rocking Dean Malenko's old theme.


It's not like Chicago is using his old theme either
 
2012-10-28 09:14:21 PM  
Christ, I thought that the Green Bay crowd was bad.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:33 PM  
We want Ryder chant
 
2012-10-28 09:14:41 PM  
We want Ryder...

Really?
 
2012-10-28 09:14:43 PM  
We want Ryder chant
 
2012-10-28 09:15:16 PM  

irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.


Some guy should burn it to the ground
 
2012-10-28 09:15:16 PM  
Someone tried to start a "We want Ryder" chant. . .
 
2012-10-28 09:15:44 PM  
Was there a bomb threat? Did the crowd evacuate? Sounds like there are about 500 people there.
 
2012-10-28 09:15:54 PM  

tbaughm: We want Ryder...

Really?


Don't worry, he'll job to someone tomorrow and they'll mock something he said online
 
2012-10-28 09:16:03 PM  

TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground


I see what you did there
 
2012-10-28 09:16:29 PM  
"You're quiet Brain."

"I've been talking Monsoon, just in sign language."
 
2012-10-28 09:16:52 PM  

TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground


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Tonight?
 
2012-10-28 09:17:01 PM  
I, for one, can't wait until Claudio goes back to Chikara. It'll happen sooner than later based on this.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:03 PM  
Is it sad that the only reason I like Cesaro is because his theme reminds me of Dean Malenko?
 
2012-10-28 09:17:08 PM  
Wow, crowd. NO reaction, at all? Christ.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:17 PM  
This match did not belong on this card.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:50 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground

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Tonight?


Obviously, that person would need no fear, no doubt, be all in, testicles out.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:51 PM  

mediablitz: Was there a bomb threat? Did the crowd evacuate? Sounds like there are about 500 people there.


If it isn't Cena, Orton, Rock or Ryback they don't know who anyone is or why they should care.

F*CK THESE F*CKING MARKS.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:55 PM  
Cesarean retains.

Yawn.
 
2012-10-28 09:18:14 PM  
Up next the Divas three-way
 
2012-10-28 09:18:26 PM  
Ah, it's the Layla Breats Cancer ad that really needs a Sarah MacLachlan soundtrack.
 
2012-10-28 09:18:45 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Christ, I thought that the Green Bay crowd was bad.


We still can't live that down ever...
 
2012-10-28 09:18:45 PM  
Well Layla is gonna win. Her momma had breast cancer.
 
2012-10-28 09:18:48 PM  
WHY DOES EVE LOVE CANCER SO MUCH? THAT JEZEBEL!
 
2012-10-28 09:18:55 PM  
Didn't know WWE was in cahoots with Lifetime.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:01 PM  
Vince must want to the US Title to go in the garbage and be forgotten. He keeps pushing loser nobodies that absolutely no one cares about for the title.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:01 PM  
To hell with buying Biden a car. Let's buy Layla a mom.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:03 PM  
I thank Layla for sharing her story, but I f*cking hate Vince for exploiting it. But then again, he gave the world this.

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2012-10-28 09:19:20 PM  
#NOSELLCANCER
 
2012-10-28 09:19:42 PM  
As sad as that story is, every time Layla talks I get distracted by what has to be the strangest accent I have EVER heard.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:49 PM  

verbaltoxin: I thank Layla for sharing her story, but I f*cking hate Vince for exploiting it. But then again, he gave the world this.

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Wait until the "Long Live Layla's Mom!" shirt comes out.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:50 PM  

Triple Oak: Eddie T. Head: Christ, I thought that the Green Bay crowd was bad.

We still can't live that down ever...


When Vince is coming out during commercial breaks to berate you...yeah, it's now wrestling infamy.
 
2012-10-28 09:20:04 PM  
I find it amusing that WWE now claims Punk's never had a cell match.
 
2012-10-28 09:21:03 PM  
Ryback - Not as strong as Antonio Cesaro.
 
2012-10-28 09:21:22 PM  
Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?
 
2012-10-28 09:21:51 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground

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Tonight?


Amazing

Also, I love whoever said that the "2 is greater than 1 guys" should return and cost Ryback the match. Then again, we'd all mark out if ANYONE came down, teamed up with Punk and afterward yelled "2 IS GREATER THAN 1". That would be long-term storytelling.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:28 PM  
Heyman is still awesome.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:32 PM  

LegacyDL: Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?


Remember S1 of NXT? He spoke a lot then.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:41 PM  
what was the point of that promo? Are they scraping to fill time?
 
2012-10-28 09:22:57 PM  

LegacyDL: Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?


Heeeyyyyy yooooooou guuuuuuuuuys!
 
2012-10-28 09:22:59 PM  
Vicky is not a hot cougar. Just stop.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:59 PM  
It's Botchcara time. I win!