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2012-10-28 09:28:19 AM  
Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead
 
2012-10-28 01:21:39 PM  

cman: Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead


...you paid for their PPVs?
 
2012-10-28 01:23:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead

...you paid for their PPVs?


Yeah, I like the fact that the people who entertain me are getting paid. You are not just farking over Vinny Mac by not paying, but you are also lowering bonuses that wrestlers get from the PPV
 
2012-10-28 02:41:51 PM  
FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.
 
2012-10-28 02:49:24 PM  

TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.


smores.

pink eye.

I've got nothing.
 
2012-10-28 04:21:44 PM  
Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.
 
2012-10-28 04:22:40 PM  

robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.


If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass
 
2012-10-28 04:23:30 PM  

TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.


If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

media.comicvine.com
 
2012-10-28 04:24:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

[media.comicvine.com image 400x517]


Thats another farking thing...

Vinny Mac should have made some sort of business deal to keep the WWF initials. fark him for that bullshiat
 
2012-10-28 04:26:56 PM  

robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.


Oh wait, it's there.

kwout.com

cman: If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass


Ohhhhhhh, so jealous. LOL So, so jealous.
 
2012-10-28 04:31:22 PM  

cman: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

[media.comicvine.com image 400x517]

Thats another farking thing...

Vinny Mac should have made some sort of business deal to keep the WWF initials. fark him for that bullshiat


Vince doesn't want to be known for wrestling. He was probably overjoyed to have a reason to stick "Entertainment" in the name of his company. Of course, he was less happy to eventually have to pay the Pandas money to be able to use his own history, but that's his own goddamn fault.

I'm betting the WWE change would have eventually happened with or without a court ruling.

Oh, and we discussed this a bit at the end of the RAW thread, but now we have a decent audience for it...

FTFS:

WWE issued a casting call last week seeking women to apply to become female talent for the sports-entertainment organization as "Divas."

WWE is looking for woman between the ages of 18 and 30 "with charismatic personalities, beautiful faces and great bodies." Resumes as well as headshots and bikini body shots, are being requested.

Wrestling experience was not mentioned in the casting breakdown, with it being noted that WWE Divas "instantly gain a huge fan base", travel the world and appear on television in "600 million homes worldwide," and take part in multimedia shoots and charities.


Looks like WWE hasn't learned a thing with Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.

Style over substance always fails, but they still haven't figured that out.
 
2012-10-28 04:32:03 PM  

robsul82: robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.

Oh wait, it's there.

[kwout.com image 399x481]

cman: If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass

Ohhhhhhh, so jealous. LOL So, so jealous.


Ya damn right I am jealous.

She is so hot that I would put her in a wheelchair for a month after only 10 minutes of sex
 
2012-10-28 04:35:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Vince doesn't want to be known for wrestling. He was probably overjoyed to have a reason to stick "Entertainment" in the name of his company. Of course, he was less happy to eventually have to pay the Pandas money to be able to use his own history, but that's his own goddamn fault.


A brand is a brand. He had much capital with the WWF branding. I seriously doubt he would have ever dropped the F if it wasnt for this.
 
2012-10-28 04:48:39 PM  

cman: Ya damn right I am jealous.

She is so hot that I would put her in a wheelchair for a month after only 10 minutes of sex


Oh, I meant me, I am OH so very jealous that Punk hit that.

/not in the douchebag fan way, the good way
 
2012-10-28 05:17:43 PM  
In honor of rob getting a great Tony Romo opening:

CALCULATING BOTCHS

Sin Cara MITB Rating for all performers: 0.0
 
2012-10-28 05:21:42 PM  

TheManofPA: In honor of rob getting a great Tony Romo opening:

CALCULATING BOTCHS

Sin Cara MITB Rating for all performers: 0.0


Mwahaha. +1
 
2012-10-28 06:15:09 PM  
kwout.com

Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.
 
2012-10-28 06:22:06 PM  

robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.


Did you see him OWN Irish online?
 
2012-10-28 06:45:55 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?


Ziggles is on a interwebs rampage. Why not, since Vince and Co buried Ryder and his internet momentum.

I do hope Sheamus wins, and he cashes in and wins. Time for a change in the WHC scene. That is, until he beats Sheamus and we get the bag shiatter...ugh.
 
2012-10-28 07:01:43 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?


No, what'd he do.
 
2012-10-28 07:02:22 PM  
HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes
2 points: What match closes the show?
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?
3 points: What does Cena do tonight?
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner?
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?)
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year?
 
2012-10-28 07:03:16 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

No, what'd he do.


Dolph Ziggler and World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus had a back-and-forth on Twitter last night. Here are a few comments:

Ziggler: "charisma=yelling ARSE or FELLA & nothing else of substance, good @WWE universe get behind who ur told to #ZigglersBetter"

Ziggler: "2 party system works right? Dont tell cena & shamus just keep cheering them & complaining @WWE #HellInACell #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Listen little FELLA when ur ARSE is that close 2 the ground u need ur granny behind u 2 wipe it & carry ur wee blue lunchbox."

Ziggler: "@wwesheamus im the best damn thing going in sports entertainment but youre right, you ARE taller #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Hey blondie, @TheRock just called. He wants most of what u just said or will ever say, back. Jog on son."

Ziggler: "@WWESheamus, @therock wouldnt call you, youre not a movie producer. but u produce a lot of Z's #yawn #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Ok lad, it's quite obvious ur kid sister hacked in 2 ur account & hijacked this little chat.So let's just leave it in the ring."
 
2012-10-28 07:04:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Looks like WWE hasn't learned a thing with Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.

Style over substance always fails, but they still haven't figured that out.


I know HHH hired Kharma and Sara Del Rey but this reeks of Vince bad. Is he ever gonna leave? Punk's champ and all but you know they want to give it to Cena. I'm hoping for Rock-Punk but after MITB, I have no hope at all.
 
2012-10-28 07:07:35 PM  
I have a feeling this ppv is gonna suck
 
2012-10-28 07:07:35 PM  
And for a lame 3 posts in a row:

1 point: Diva's match winner: EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?: YES
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?: Not that obscure, but I think he mentions Fabulous Moola tonight
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? No one
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes; BOTCHES EVERYWHERE! vs. Analogous to Rape
2 points: What match closes the show? Pink Eye vs. Stink Eye
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner The guy who needs to be given a chance to see if he bombs on the mic
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS STILL
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Pre-show and then of course saves the day after the HITC, in general looks like he is the best to earn his SS title shot
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) No, and even sadder, no
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? CM Punk holds on but looks incredibly weak doing it and we go "this was the worst PPV of the year" (i.e. no cash-in kills it) and it ends up being horribly rated because the smarks hate Ryback and the marks want Cena.

/I'm bitter
//going to miss Andy Reid
 
2012-10-28 07:10:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Ziggler: "@wwesheamus im the best damn thing going in sports entertainment but youre right, you ARE taller #ZigglersBetter"


+eleventy

Glorious.
 
2012-10-28 07:12:02 PM  

FinFangFark: TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

Ziggles is on a interwebs rampage. Why not, since Vince and Co buried Ryder and his internet momentum.

I do hope Sheamus wins, and he cashes in and wins. Time for a change in the WHC scene. That is, until he beats Sheamus and we get the bag shiatter...ugh.


and that lets me bring up ziggs. Why did they let the MITB guy destroyed by Ryberg?
 
2012-10-28 07:15:03 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

Ziggles is on a interwebs rampage. Why not, since Vince and Co buried Ryder and his internet momentum.

I do hope Sheamus wins, and he cashes in and wins. Time for a change in the WHC scene. That is, until he beats Sheamus and we get the bag shiatter...ugh.

and that lets me bring up ziggs. Why did they let the MITB guy destroyed by Ryberg?


Cause Vince is a dumbass and doesn't see real talent when he see's it
 
2012-10-28 07:18:25 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner - Eve...ugh.
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? No chance in hell.
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? Al Snow?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? We all lose.
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes? Ryder vs Dean Ambrose
2 points: What match closes the show? WWE Title
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner - KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? DBD...Kane..DBD...Kane...
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? A fat chick
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? SHOOWWWWWWW
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes to both
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Punk retains courtesy a returning Lesnar or Mizark
 
2012-10-28 07:27:02 PM  
Something tells me Ryback is going to be gassed as hell after tonight's match and it won't be due to him eating something.
 
2012-10-28 07:29:07 PM  
HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? NO
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? DOINK THE CLOWN
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ADR LOSE
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes USA TITLE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH vs who knows
2 points: What match closes the show? HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes
2 points: What match closes the show? PUNK VS ROID RAGE
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAMCHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? TOUT
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? WEEE--EEE--EELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) NO CASH IN - NO ASS CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? PUNK HOLDS TITLE
 
2012-10-28 07:31:01 PM  

my lip balm addiction: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? NO
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? DOINK THE CLOWN
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ADR LOSE
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes USA TITLE
2 points: What match closes the show? PUNK VS ROID RAGE
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? TOUT
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? WEEE--EEE--EELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) NO CASH IN - NO ASS CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? PUNK HOLDS TITLE


Well that first one was a major farking botch. Thanks Fark.
 
2012-10-28 07:31:44 PM  
HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner - Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? - Yes
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? - Chief Jay Strongbow (a sleeper hold moment)
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? - Orton...they've been playing up Del Rio way too much, a win will give Orton WHC buzz against Ziggles.
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes - Santino v Claudio
2 points: What match closes the show? - Punk v Ryback (only b/c Cena will get involved)
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner - the psuedo Jamaican wins again.
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? - The Rhode Scholars
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? - Will show hustle, loyalty and respect. But will cost Ryberg the title, which will lead to a triple threat next month
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Sheamus will win...Big Show will get pissed, punch him, leading too....
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) No ass cape entrance by Ziggles, cashing in and beating Sheamus
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Now that Punk is heel, he'll hold it for a full 365.
 
2012-10-28 07:35:30 PM  

TheManofPA: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? YES
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? some random lucha
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? ADR
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Tag Team match
2 points: What match closes the show? Punk vs Smores
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? PTP
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Wears a new shirt
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Show
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year?

Retains
 
2012-10-28 07:36:41 PM  

silgryphon: TheManofPA: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? YES
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? some random lucha
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? ADR
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Tag Team match
2 points: What match closes the show? Punk vs Smores
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? PTPTeam Hellno
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Wears a new shirt
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Show
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Retains

 
2012-10-28 07:41:07 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner .. Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? Yep
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? A-Train
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Orton
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes ..... Either Orton for MITB or Kane v. DB
2 points: What match closes the show? Orton for MITB
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I am the Tag Team Champions.... then they fight
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? biatch and whine till added to Punk card for 3 way
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) No - Viper steals it in add on match
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? retains it to be the greatest heel ever
 
2012-10-28 07:41:16 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner Eve.
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? Yes, most likely for AJgate
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? Johnny K-9
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Beats the shiat outta me
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Team Botch19 vs. PTP
2 points: What match closes the show? Smores/Punk
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? DANIEL BRYAN WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Interfere in Smores/Punk (and it'll still be hailed as heroic by TPTB)
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish, after 2 WMDs
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Ziggles cashes, and NO CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? He wins, but Cenaference will make sure that we have SuperCena getting a crack at the title at Survivor Series
 
2012-10-28 07:42:15 PM  
So the preshow is a Cena interview? Really?
 
2012-10-28 07:43:05 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: So the preshow is a Cena interview? Really?


And a trainwreck of one at that
 
2012-10-28 07:43:43 PM  
Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?
 
2012-10-28 07:45:37 PM  

clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?


I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look
 
2012-10-28 07:48:59 PM  

tbaughm: clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?

I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look


Indeed.
 
2012-10-28 07:49:47 PM  
More FTFS:

- Lillian Garcia was hit by a car Friday. Cuts and bruises to her side, she spent the night and is expected to make a full recovery.

- John Cena is *rumored* to be involved in HIAC in some way, and his elbow is supposedly healed.

- TNA's ratings are down .17 points since last year at this time. Last Thursday's show was a .97, down from last week's .99 and last year's 1.14.

- Colt Cabana won the final level of the Seven Levels of Hate series against Adam Pearce; however, NWA's new regime said this match was unsanctioned and not for the NWA World Championship. After the match, Pearce put Cabana in a promo and handed him the belt anyway, but Cabana refused. Cabana buried the belt and the NWA, handing it back to Pearce, who simultaneously vacated the belt also, leaving it lying in the ring.

- NWA has also crowned new Light Heavyweight, North American and World Women's champions over the last three weeks, at different NWA promotions.

- CM Punk turned 24 on Friday.

- Linda McMahon has spent $43 mil. on her campaign so far to prove Vince is not just some carny trash AND YOU WILL ACCEPT ME AND MY SHRUNKEN, ROIDED GRAPEFRUITS GODDAMMIT!!

- WWE stock was downgraded by two financial analysis agencies this past week. They do not believe WWE has the cash they say they have, and have a negative outlook on the long-delayed WWE Network.

- Vince of course insists the F*CKING NETWORK IS COMING GODDAMMIT, AND WE WILL MAKE MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS, AND ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMIT NOT WRESTLING!

- More in WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.

CUT. OKAY.
 
2012-10-28 07:52:02 PM  

verbaltoxin: More FTFS:

- Lillian Garcia was hit by a car Friday. Cuts and bruises to her side, she spent the night and is expected to make a full recovery.

- John Cena is *rumored* to be involved in HIAC in some way, and his elbow is supposedly healed.

- TNA's ratings are down .17 points since last year at this time. Last Thursday's show was a .97, down from last week's .99 and last year's 1.14.

- Colt Cabana won the final level of the Seven Levels of Hate series against Adam Pearce; however, NWA's new regime said this match was unsanctioned and not for the NWA World Championship. After the match, Pearce put Cabana in a promo and handed him the belt anyway, but Cabana refused. Cabana buried the belt and the NWA, handing it back to Pearce, who simultaneously vacated the belt also, leaving it lying in the ring.

- NWA has also crowned new Light Heavyweight, North American and World Women's champions over the last three weeks, at different NWA promotions.

- CM Punk turned 24 on Friday.

- Linda McMahon has spent $43 mil. on her campaign so far to prove Vince is not just some carny trash AND YOU WILL ACCEPT ME AND MY SHRUNKEN, ROIDED GRAPEFRUITS GODDAMMIT!!

- WWE stock was downgraded by two financial analysis agencies this past week. They do not believe WWE has the cash they say they have, and have a negative outlook on the long-delayed WWE Network.

- Vince of course insists the F*CKING NETWORK IS COMING GODDAMMIT, AND WE WILL MAKE MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS, AND ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMIT NOT WRESTLING!

- More in WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.

CUT. OKAY.

From Wikipedia

Ring name(s) CM Punk[1]
Billed height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)[1]
Billed weight 218 lb (99 kg)[1]
Born October 26, 1978 (age 34)
 
2012-10-28 07:52:40 PM  

tbaughm: clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?

I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look


Muchas gracias!

/love swimming in Europe
 
2012-10-28 07:52:50 PM  

verbaltoxin: WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.


Really?
 
2012-10-28 07:53:06 PM  
Typo. He's 34 going on 17. I say that because CM Punk is a 34 year old man who still puts x's on his hands, and calls himself "straightedge."
 
2012-10-28 07:55:34 PM  
This is interesting, Link 2 on firstrow has soccer commercials with writing in what looks to be Hebrew.
 
2012-10-28 07:56:18 PM  
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
The toime for foighting is NOW!
 
2012-10-28 07:57:32 PM  
Back from the Packers game, chillin on the couch, most of the zombie facepaint removed, ready for the ppv
 
2012-10-28 07:58:37 PM  
So, did anyone get to ask Cena about fat chicks on his interview?
 
2012-10-28 07:58:38 PM  
It's almost go time
 
2012-10-28 07:59:20 PM  
FEED ME CHILIS!


FEED ME CHILIS!

/got Chilis take out.
 
2012-10-28 08:00:16 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner: Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?: Yes
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?: Mil Mascaras. Not obscure, but we're guaranteed one during the match with muy botches.
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Blandy Boreton
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes; Sin Cara/Rey tag match
2 points: What match closes the show? CM Punk vs. Ryback
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? THEY WILL STILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Gives another promo for Ryback, looks VERY ANGRY after the Brock run-in
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Sheamus, Big Show KO punch afterwards...
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) YES! Sadly, no.
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Punk wins after Brock does his best 1997 Kane impression
 
2012-10-28 08:00:37 PM  
THEN
NOW
TRIPLE OAK
 
2012-10-28 08:00:49 PM  
Now...forever...Vinceback
 
2012-10-28 08:00:50 PM  
This program also contains strobe lighting effects...
 
2012-10-28 08:00:51 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
Let's go rasslin, boys!
 
2012-10-28 08:00:56 PM  
ONOES!

POST WATERSHED!

STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS!
 
2012-10-28 08:01:18 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN. NOW. GAGNE.
 
2012-10-28 08:01:26 PM  
And it's on!
 
2012-10-28 08:01:30 PM  

Eddie T. Head: This program also contains strobe lighting effects...


Now I understand that comment.
 
2012-10-28 08:01:39 PM  
Is Show vs Iriish hell in a cell match?
 
2012-10-28 08:02:23 PM  
Rumors have been going around that Taker is too hurt to compete at Wrestlemania. If this is true, why not bring him back at HITC to be Team Hell No's manager?

Taker (even if not competing) = Buys
 
2012-10-28 08:02:45 PM  

clintster: Eddie T. Head: This program also contains strobe lighting effects...

Now I understand that comment.


Yeah, I don't think I had ever heard the announcement before tonight, either.
 
2012-10-28 08:03:42 PM  
So, when Ryberg says "Feed Me Punk", does he expect someone to do to Punk what Bossman did to Pepper?
 
2012-10-28 08:04:08 PM  
Our video game presents our PPV.

Twitter Twitter recap recap Twitter tout promo of recap
 
2012-10-28 08:04:35 PM  
koi 2 ctv1 has a clear view of the sky
 
2012-10-28 08:04:41 PM  
"Here we go Brain... HELL IN A CELL!"

"Or looking at Ryback's record, more than likely, Heck in a Sec. Monsoon!"
 
2012-10-28 08:04:44 PM  
If they're only going to do one HIAC match, they might as well call the PPV "Halloween Havoc" or "Fall Brawl".
 
2012-10-28 08:04:47 PM  
Why is this PPV called Hell in a Cell when only match occurs in it?


It's RIcardo and that other guy
 
2012-10-28 08:04:53 PM  
Atlanta, eh? Are we going to see that "Made. . . in Georgia" card at the end of the show?
 
2012-10-28 08:04:56 PM  
Boreton is curtainjerking!
 
2012-10-28 08:05:03 PM  
The bag shiatter curtain jerks this PPV folks...that leaves a lot of empty bags for the next 3 hours.
 
2012-10-28 08:05:11 PM  
Good. Getting the worst match (next to the Diva BS) out of the way first. Can't stand ADR.
 
2012-10-28 08:05:33 PM  

TheManofPA: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner: Eve
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? No chance
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? So obscure, I cant tell you
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes: Cesaro vs. that elbow shakin' dude
2 points: What match closes the show? HIAC
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? Rhodes Scholars
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Preshow
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner?
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes/no
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year?

 
2012-10-28 08:06:04 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Good. Getting the worst match (next to the Diva BS) out of the way first. Can't stand ADR.



So that means you enjoy Orton matches?
 
2012-10-28 08:06:08 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Atlanta, eh? Are we going to see that "Made. . . in Georgia" card at the end of the show?


Yep.

IIRC, Georgia pays them money for that.
 
2012-10-28 08:07:04 PM  
"Orton vs. Del Rio kicks us off Brain."

"Great, my gardener vs. my plumber, Monsoon."

"Plumber?"

"It's the only reason I can think why he spends so much time in the bathroom."
 
2012-10-28 08:07:28 PM  
JBL just called Smackdown the A-show? He's going to go full troll tonight, isn't he?
 
2012-10-28 08:08:06 PM  

tbaughm: JBL just called Smackdown the A-show? He's going to go full troll tonight, isn't he?


I'm ok with this.
 
2012-10-28 08:08:13 PM  
Orton needs to go heel like yesterday
 
2012-10-28 08:09:15 PM  
JR playing up Orton sans belt...looks like my prediction will come to fruition very very soon.

/Poop
 
2012-10-28 08:09:17 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Orton needs to go heel like yesterday


You spell off-air oddly
 
2012-10-28 08:09:20 PM  
the apex shiattator
 
2012-10-28 08:09:24 PM  
Randy Orton without goals is a man being naked. That's a picture I don't wanna see

Thanks JR
 
2012-10-28 08:09:28 PM  
Has Orton lost his Edge?

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

It would appear so.
 
2012-10-28 08:09:36 PM  
Coming to a Shopzone near you:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-28 08:09:46 PM  
Oh yeah, front row blondie, your purse has been TARGETED.
 
2012-10-28 08:10:49 PM  

silgryphon: my lip balm addiction: Good. Getting the worst match (next to the Diva BS) out of the way first. Can't stand ADR.


So that means you enjoy Orton matches?


Orton is benign to me - he is there but I don;t mind him and he doesn't affect me. Getting him and ADR both out of the way in one match = bonus.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:01 PM  
Cowboy Bob count as obscure?
 
2012-10-28 08:11:17 PM  
How considerate of Orton, putting JBL's hat back on the table.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:35 PM  

silgryphon: Cowboy Bob count as obscure?


I'm gonna have to say "no" on that.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:55 PM  
"A big shout out to the Armed Forces Network, Brain."

"Yes, the Armed Forces Monsoon. You know the organization that Randy is Dishonorably discharged from."

"Less than Honorable Brain..."

"That's what I said, Dishonorable."
 
2012-10-28 08:11:57 PM  

verbaltoxin: Coming to a Shopzone near you:

[i.imgur.com image 850x498]


I can only imagine the string of jokes Gagne came up with when it was announced she was in "stable" condition.
 
2012-10-28 08:11:57 PM  
someone hit the bleep button...NOT PG.
 
2012-10-28 08:12:11 PM  

Eddie T. Head: How considerate of Orton, putting JBL's hat back on the table.


Check the inside before you put it on, JBL!
 
2012-10-28 08:12:33 PM  
No PPV for me tonight. Between walking dead and homeland, I am set. I am going to live vicariously through this thread tonight, though.
 
2012-10-28 08:12:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: Coming to a Shopzone near you:

[i.imgur.com image 850x498]

I can only imagine the string of jokes Gagne came up with when it was announced she was in "stable" condition.


I'm sure Ole' Wolfdick made a few "glue factory" jokes.
 
2012-10-28 08:12:56 PM  
Randy Orton with a history of shoulder problems.

In other news, it was announced that steroids can lead to fractures...
 
2012-10-28 08:13:22 PM  
I love the Cole/JR/JBL team so much. Please, just stay away, Jerry - and pay JBL however much you have to to keep him around.
 
2012-10-28 08:13:29 PM  
Why does that arm bar on the ropes get a 5 count for DQ, but Orton's 10 hour DDT setup doesn't? Whar consistency, whar?
 
2012-10-28 08:13:31 PM  
ADR always looks constipated. He needs to get some advice from Randy on how to stay regular
 
2012-10-28 08:13:54 PM  
So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?
 
2012-10-28 08:14:56 PM  

my lip balm addiction: So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?


There's always a ppv grudenza
 
2012-10-28 08:15:01 PM  
No Mongo for me tonight. Watching the World Series, but I'll be lurking. Hopefully Cain gives the Tigers the Tombstone.
 
2012-10-28 08:15:19 PM  

my lip balm addiction: So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?


103 posts so far... meh, we might make gredunza.
 
2012-10-28 08:15:21 PM  
"Randy Orton has a weak arm. Brain."

"It's genetic Monsoon, Cowboy Bob Orton wore a cast for 20 years."
 
2012-10-28 08:16:01 PM  
This is about alpha males, meaning Orton will piss on the bag to mark his territory after shiatting in it.
 
2012-10-28 08:16:17 PM  

clintster: my lip balm addiction: So is there any kind of PPV gredunza tonight or just the guessing game?

103 posts so far... meh, we might make gredunza.


It'll happen...no one likes this match, less talking now
 
2012-10-28 08:16:44 PM  
Orton's left arm damaged.

How dare ADR work on his wiping arm?!
 
2012-10-28 08:16:50 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Randy Orton has a weak arm. Brain."

"It's genetic Monsoon, Cowboy Bob Orton wore a cast for 20 years."


lulz
 
2012-10-28 08:16:54 PM  
Almost time for the second rope ddt
 
2012-10-28 08:17:46 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Randy Orton has a weak arm. Brain."

"It's genetic Monsoon, Cowboy Bob Orton wore a cast for 20 years."


You know, even in threads, better announcing leads to more enjoyment.
 
2012-10-28 08:17:51 PM  
Be careful, ADR, that mat can dislocate a man's shoulder!
 
2012-10-28 08:18:04 PM  
Ok that DDT was very well done
 
2012-10-28 08:18:09 PM  
VINTAGE ORTON!

drink!
 
2012-10-28 08:18:11 PM  
VINTAGE! DRINK!
 
2012-10-28 08:18:52 PM  
ADR with Generic Latino Finisher #1
 
2012-10-28 08:19:01 PM  
The slow moving second rope ddt is what I hate, but that fast one makes more sense
 
2012-10-28 08:19:07 PM  
"Randy Orton is going to that place Brain!"

"The Coach Purse Store, Monsoon?"
 
2012-10-28 08:19:08 PM  
Beat that mat like it owes you money!
 
2012-10-28 08:19:18 PM  
I haven't seen a Vintage Orton like that since I watched Geriatric Granny Scat Play, volume 5!
 
2012-10-28 08:19:40 PM  
SO glad I was able to watch a Randy Orton match with the 8:00 PM start time for this and the 8:20 start time for the Saints game.
 
2012-10-28 08:19:46 PM  

silgryphon: The slow moving second rope ddt is what I hate, but that fast one makes more sense


agreed...that one looked just fine...it's the 619-esque set up DDT that is downright stupid.
 
2012-10-28 08:20:11 PM  
Obscurer mexican reference!

I win
 
2012-10-28 08:20:15 PM  
MIL MASCARAS! Points for me!
 
2012-10-28 08:20:25 PM  
That looked pretty stiff
 
2012-10-28 08:20:28 PM  
wtf was that move Orton?
 
2012-10-28 08:20:34 PM  

FinFangFark: Beat that mat like it owes you money!


i6.photobucket.com

WHY CAN'T YOU BE A BAG?! I NEED TO POOP!!!

 
2012-10-28 08:20:43 PM  
That was almost as contrived as Orton's DDT or the 619
 
2012-10-28 08:20:59 PM  
Botch?
 
2012-10-28 08:21:02 PM  
top rope botch
 
2012-10-28 08:21:02 PM  
Bouncing between this and hurricane news... so far, the hurricane stuff is way more interesting.
 
2012-10-28 08:21:11 PM  
Orton farked up. STUPID STUPID STUPID, Randy.
 
2012-10-28 08:21:20 PM  
Ah, just took an Orton and came back to see it on the screen.

And the patented mat tantrum maneuver.
 
2012-10-28 08:21:38 PM  
"Hey, why'd you just jump off and do nothing?"

"Ugh..fu fuf fufuuuu JUST DO A DROPKICK!!"
 
2012-10-28 08:22:30 PM  
Sorry... working late again...

HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? Yes
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? Someone from Japan
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Randy
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Ziggles-Cena
2 points: What match closes the show? HIAC
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM TH... oh sorry, Team Hell No
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Beat Ziggles
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Show
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Yes, no cape (no time)
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? Punk retains
 
2012-10-28 08:22:38 PM  
Booo Orton wins
 
2012-10-28 08:22:38 PM  
Boreton wins! More points!
 
2012-10-28 08:22:43 PM  
Screw another Orton win, Faith Hill's fark me legs are on TV
 
2012-10-28 08:23:02 PM  
Never mind. I am iPad del rio'ing the PPV....multitasking like a mofo tonight.
 
2012-10-28 08:23:03 PM  
What a terrible ending. Way to give people even fewer reasons to care about ADR.
 
2012-10-28 08:23:06 PM  
If Orton had submitted, I was going to say "I haven't seen an Orton tap like this since Grandpa had a colostomy bag!"

Unfortunately, Super Orton won.
 
2012-10-28 08:23:49 PM  

robsul82: MIL MASCARAS! Points for me!


silgryphon: Obscurer mexican reference!

I win


A) I can't believe someone got that one right, I put that in as a joke
B) Shame on me for not putting a "He hates Mil Mascaras" exception in there.
C) Well played both of you
 
2012-10-28 08:25:00 PM  
Orton wins, we all lose. Zero points.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:13 PM  
That Vickie twitter pic is nightmare fuel.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:14 PM  
I want to know what Orton knows, that he can spend half this year on the shelf for pissing hot and making crap movies, and still waltz back in and be put over.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:14 PM  
Steve Blackman vs. Val Venis on a November 1998 RAW on WWE Classics... Now uncensored thanks to Vince paying the Pandas.
 
2012-10-28 08:25:17 PM  
there's your obscure reference
 
2012-10-28 08:25:37 PM  
Don't care.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:26 PM  
I would rather have Ric Flair as GM

Are they really doing the Claire Lynch story
 
2012-10-28 08:26:36 PM  

verbaltoxin: What a terrible ending. Way to give people even fewer reasons to care about ADR.


Don't worry, he'll beat up Ryder and lock in a long armbreaker before Survivor Series so we can know that he is a tough guy to be taken seriously.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:46 PM  
I wonder if Vickie will reveal the AJ centerfold at Wrestlemania?

/obscure?
//better f*cking not be.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:50 PM  
It would be great if they re-used the old Flair and Liz pics from WWF Magazine with Cena and Skipper's heads photoshopped on the two bodies.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:57 PM  
It's gonna be like the Ric Flair/Miss Elizabeth photos isn't it?
 
2012-10-28 08:27:03 PM  
Eve is the anonymous person who submitted the pic...leading to a match between her and the spinner.
 
2012-10-28 08:27:17 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Orton wins, we all lose. Zero points.


I was only torn on making it worth 2 just so we can say "Orton dropped us a deuce"
 
2012-10-28 08:27:48 PM  
Heyman: "WHARRAGARRBLLLEE!!!"
 
2012-10-28 08:28:19 PM  
NO NO NO!
 
2012-10-28 08:28:25 PM  
Cole, Philips is not next door to the GA dome you dumb shiat
 
2012-10-28 08:28:33 PM  
Punk isn't afraid of the boogeyman?
 
2012-10-28 08:28:39 PM  
I AM THE MOST OVER MAN IN THE WORLD
 
2012-10-28 08:28:40 PM  
YES

YES

YES

YES

YES
 
2012-10-28 08:30:07 PM  
LAA

LAA

LAA

/Arabic for "no."
 
2012-10-28 08:31:01 PM  
WE are the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-10-28 08:31:07 PM  
Dammit, I wanted to post a picture of the Boogyman and Fark won't let me
 
2012-10-28 08:31:11 PM  
TWO IS GREATER THAN ONE!
 
2012-10-28 08:31:17 PM  
Sandow needs to throw somw Frisbees into the crowd if they win the belts
 
2012-10-28 08:31:23 PM  
"LANNY POFFO IS BACK MONSOON!"

"Uh, no, that's Damien Sandow."

"You're pulling my leg..."
 
2012-10-28 08:31:23 PM  
Two guys with mic skills. I like Rhodes Scholars
 
2012-10-28 08:31:26 PM  
The Bear and the Twink will take this.
 
2012-10-28 08:33:32 PM  
Farooq reference...DRINK
 
2012-10-28 08:33:33 PM  

LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.


"Hogan and Beefcake are in the ring, Monsoon?"

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-10-28 08:34:19 PM  
PUNK COULD BEAT:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-28 08:34:20 PM  
Would you want to be tag team champions?
 
2012-10-28 08:35:12 PM  
Fark seems to have eaten my last few comments. Oh well.
 
2012-10-28 08:35:26 PM  

LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.


I am hoping we get one more PPV out of Team Hell No before they lose. They are too much fun as champs and Rhodes Scholars can grab it next time.
 
2012-10-28 08:35:27 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.

"Hogan and Beefcake are in the ring, Monsoon?"

"Will you stop?"


Lol. That was good.
 
2012-10-28 08:36:00 PM  
Killer kowalski reference
 
2012-10-28 08:36:55 PM  
Mike Tyson reference
 
2012-10-28 08:37:00 PM  

my lip balm addiction: LoR75: The Bear and the Twink will take this.

I am hoping we get one more PPV out of Team Hell No before they lose. They are too much fun as champs and Rhodes Scholars can grab it next time.


True. Hell No has been Hella Fun so far. Maybe one more PPV to build it more would make the most sense.
 
2012-10-28 08:37:05 PM  
He's no longer vegan JBL...he needs some meat on the road.

Are we still talking about DBD or Kelly Kelly?
 
2012-10-28 08:37:21 PM  
Goatface costume popular with the kids?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-28 08:37:26 PM  
I give up, I can't make a boogyman joke. 

For some reason, fark is just crapping out on me. Bad sign for this PPV.
 
2012-10-28 08:37:37 PM  
"All the tuna he ate and Clinton was a Vegan, Monsoon?"

"Again, will you stop!"
 
2012-10-28 08:37:47 PM  
Good match so far. The first one was good too until the ending.
 
2012-10-28 08:38:03 PM  
Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.
 
2012-10-28 08:39:36 PM  
"Frank Brody"...?

Well, JBL is technically correct, since Brusier Brody's name was Frank Goodish, and technically correct is the best kind of correct.
 
2012-10-28 08:39:43 PM  
The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?
 
2012-10-28 08:40:19 PM  
Cody's was on two consecutive tag championship teams. Legacy (Rhodes & DiBiase) defeated Holly & Rhodes.
 
2012-10-28 08:40:31 PM  
That elbow drop ranks up there with Rock's
 
2012-10-28 08:40:45 PM  
Thread is quiet tonight eh
 
2012-10-28 08:40:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: "Frank Brody"...?

Well, JBL is technically correct, since Brusier Brody's name was Frank Goodish, and technically correct is the best kind of correct.


JBL will NOT recognize any gimmick nicknames, no sir.
 
2012-10-28 08:40:59 PM  

LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?


I've just been sitting back and watching the match. It's been good so far.

"LET'S GO, GOATFACE! COME ON GOATFACE LET'S GO!"
 
2012-10-28 08:40:59 PM  

LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?


I was watching the match...it is actually pretty good. But since the crowd is dead...to Vince that means this match has 0 ENTERTAINMENT value. MORE PROMOS
 
2012-10-28 08:40:59 PM  
Latin for elbow of disdain
 
2012-10-28 08:41:03 PM  
LOL @ Kane
 
2012-10-28 08:41:44 PM  

robsul82: Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.


I know it was taking a dump in the football thread.
 
2012-10-28 08:42:06 PM  
Also I'm chatting with a buddy about The Rockets getting James Harden...that was good news when I got that text last night.
 
2012-10-28 08:42:39 PM  

FinFangFark: LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?

I was watching the match...it is actually pretty good. But since the crowd is dead...to Vince that means this match has 0 ENTERTAINMENT value. MORE PROMOS


Fark has been broken all night. Hurricarrana's at fault
 
2012-10-28 08:42:56 PM  

irishman4: Thread is quiet tonight eh


I think some are having crappy connection issues. But a fair amout of the main roster isn't here tonight. At this rate we won't hit 502.
 
2012-10-28 08:43:02 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: robsul82: Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.

I know it was taking a dump in the football thread.


Igor Jakovsky: robsul82: Fark's been crapping out all day, it's been harsh.

I know it was taking a dump in the football thread.


I was having some FARK problems a bit earlier, but I'm more interested in a wiki article on the history of color TV.
 
2012-10-28 08:43:05 PM  
and this will cause them to lose
 
2012-10-28 08:43:16 PM  
HA on Kane breaking up the pin
 
2012-10-28 08:43:38 PM  
Rhodes can sell
 
2012-10-28 08:44:11 PM  
They missed Kane by two feet
 
2012-10-28 08:44:13 PM  
Ref isn't even counting him out
 
2012-10-28 08:44:14 PM  

LoR75: The comments seem to have dropped off a cliff, suddenly. Wonder who else is having Fark Orton out on them?


Well, I'm paying more attention to the Saints game, I'm only here for commercial breaks and halftime the rest of the way.
 
2012-10-28 08:44:57 PM  
That's one way to retain.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:15 PM  
This has been a great match.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:21 PM  
And another weak ppv finish. I expect crap like this on Smackdown, not a f*cking pay per view.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:21 PM  
Allright who agreed to the dusty finish
 
2012-10-28 08:45:28 PM  
So the nerds win, but the weirdos retain. Damn should have seen that coming.
 
2012-10-28 08:45:42 PM  
If this is an excuse to bring back, Harold, I'm okay. Then again...PPV setting up Raw?
 
2012-10-28 08:45:51 PM  
Well. Except for the horse shiat ending. Seems my feed is on a delay.
 
2012-10-28 08:46:15 PM  

my lip balm addiction: That's one way to retain.


And if I wizarded Team Rhodes Scholars winning the Titles in the next PPV that should be worth like 100 points.
 
2012-10-28 08:46:17 PM  

silgryphon: Allright who agreed to the dusty finish


Sapphire?
 
2012-10-28 08:46:23 PM  
Rhodes scholars what?
 
2012-10-28 08:46:25 PM  

silgryphon: Allright who agreed to the dusty finish


Sweet Sapphire.
 
2012-10-28 08:46:49 PM  

TheManofPA: silgryphon: Allright who agreed to the dusty finish

Sapphire?


"That JEZEBEL!"

"Thanks Dusty."
 
2012-10-28 08:46:55 PM  

my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: That's one way to retain.

And if I wizarded Team Rhodes Scholars winning the Titles in the next PPV that should be worth like 100 points.


Sorry, you get the square root of 4 points
 
2012-10-28 08:47:36 PM  
Scrolled right by clintster's comment of Miz's face as Awkward Question Mathews introduces him, that's pretty good timing
 
2012-10-28 08:47:37 PM  
Miz promo = lol que?
 
2012-10-28 08:47:37 PM  
For a second I thought that "Doomsday Preppers" was going to be a promo for Survivor Series.
 
2012-10-28 08:47:39 PM  
So they are selling commercials for other TV shows on A F*CKING PAY PER VIEW?!
 
2012-10-28 08:48:03 PM  
I think Miz finally discovered the late great Macho Man's coke stash.
 
2012-10-28 08:48:09 PM  
Decent promo by Miz
 
2012-10-28 08:48:12 PM  
This is an Ultimate Warrior-like promo.
 
2012-10-28 08:48:48 PM  
Is this an analogy for the November election?
 
2012-10-28 08:48:53 PM  
Miz need to commentate not wrassle
 
2012-10-28 08:49:59 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Miz need to commentate not wrassle


Based on that promo? I'm not so sure about that.
 
2012-10-28 08:50:36 PM  
Awesome balloons are AWESOME!
 
2012-10-28 08:50:48 PM  
Hey, Miz's bubble letters are back
 
2012-10-28 08:50:57 PM  
I love the blow up "AWESOME" but then again, I'm a Miz mark.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:04 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Miz need to commentate not wrassle


Miz needs to do everything more.

Wrestle, promos, commentary, make him a fighting GM where he does whatever he wants to do at any given moment.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:08 PM  
Survivor Series in three weeks, so halfway through this pay per view they'll already have to start shilling hardcore for it.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:20 PM  
They drug the inflatable "Awesome" out of storage again.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:24 PM  
Where is Kofi from these days?
 
2012-10-28 08:52:28 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Ghana. I don't think they announce him from Boston.
 
2012-10-28 08:52:29 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Parts unknown
 
2012-10-28 08:52:37 PM  
"Where does Kofi hail from Brain?"

"Uh, 140th Street Harlem, West Ghana, Jamacia."
 
2012-10-28 08:53:16 PM  
JBL's constant dogging JR over OU/Notre Dame is hilarious.
 
2012-10-28 08:54:03 PM  

penguin31: JBL's constant dogging JR over OU/Notre Dame is hilarious.


Haha yes I was just about to post this
 
2012-10-28 08:54:27 PM  
And our streak of well wrestled, but poorly ended matches stops here. Neither Miz nor Kofi know how to do anything other than their signature spots.
 
2012-10-28 08:54:31 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Truth or Consequences, NM
 
2012-10-28 08:56:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Kiev, Ukraine
 
2012-10-28 08:56:22 PM  
Atlanta fans need start chanting.
 
2012-10-28 08:56:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


WCW Special Forces.
 
2012-10-28 08:57:11 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Web City.
 
2012-10-28 08:57:38 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


Trent Baretta's hiding place
 
2012-10-28 08:57:58 PM  
@CEOVinceMcMahon

Only 2 gay men to hold the IC Title. Pat Patterson....and his boyfriend #HellinACell


That made me chuckle.
 
2012-10-28 08:58:46 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?


His mom, by way of his dad.
 
2012-10-28 08:59:15 PM  
Yeah...this is a good time to take an Orton.
 
2012-10-28 08:59:35 PM  

LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: Where is Kofi from these days?

His mom, by way of his dad.


You win.
 
2012-10-28 09:00:34 PM  
Ok, Walking Dead time.

Will leave the PPV on my iPad, no sound though. Gonna miss the JBL commentary.
 
2012-10-28 09:01:19 PM  
I haven't seen Tork on the knee like that since that episode of the Monkees where the bass player proposed to Julie Newmar!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 09:01:22 PM  
Did Kofi lose a boot?
 
2012-10-28 09:01:25 PM  
Kofi retains.
 
2012-10-28 09:01:53 PM  
TIP - BOOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
 
2012-10-28 09:02:23 PM  
I hate pin falls where they dont try to cover the shoulder. I get it, Miz was out, but if he was out, why both hooking the leg?
 
2012-10-28 09:02:42 PM  

verbaltoxin: Did Kofi lose a boot?


Miz pulled it off during the match.
 
2012-10-28 09:02:54 PM  
And yet another crap finish.

"I'll just jump up and down on these turnbuckles then! Wait, my leg's supposed to be hurt! Sell it, sell it!"
 
2012-10-28 09:03:18 PM  
This promo is... unconvincing.
 
2012-10-28 09:03:34 PM  
Was that promo necessary?
 
2012-10-28 09:03:44 PM  
Kofi feels so rejuvenated, his accent might return!
 
2012-10-28 09:03:46 PM  
Kofi is now gonna be called Wildcat Kofi Kingston now

Just wait
 
2012-10-28 09:04:41 PM  
I hope this leads to Kofi smashing up another one of Randy Orton's cars
 
2012-10-28 09:04:53 PM  
Yeah, all three had really bad finishes.
 
2012-10-28 09:05:33 PM  
Oh no vegan candy on Halloween
 
2012-10-28 09:05:47 PM  
Remember when people said Brian Danielson had no charisma?
 
2012-10-28 09:06:08 PM  
I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-10-28 09:06:15 PM  

Sbdolan: I hate pin falls where they dont try to cover the shoulder. I get it, Miz was out, but if he was out, why both hooking the leg?


WWE's finishes are the worst. It's always the same thing half the time. Face is getting his ass kicked, then hits his finisher after two moves, and wins. They ALWAYS hook the leg, even if it makes no sense to do so.
 
2012-10-28 09:06:32 PM  
"As The Pennies Turn, Monsoon"
 
2012-10-28 09:06:42 PM  
FARK. I was gonna put Gabriel vs. Cesaro as the bonus match.
 
2012-10-28 09:06:48 PM  
I called this one - points for me.
 
2012-10-28 09:06:49 PM  
Antonio Cesaro rocking Dean Malenko's old theme.
 
2012-10-28 09:07:05 PM  
Poor Claudio.
 
2012-10-28 09:07:09 PM  
I approve of Team Hell No and their shenanigans
 
2012-10-28 09:07:19 PM  

silgryphon: Kofi is now gonna be called Wildcat Kofi Kingston now

Just wait


24.media.tumblr.com
Just put Alicia Fox or Tamina in for Sable.
 
2012-10-28 09:07:51 PM  
WWE really missed the boat by not calling the PPV Halloween Havok
 
2012-10-28 09:07:53 PM  

robsul82: FARK. I was gonna put Gabriel vs. Cesaro as the bonus match.


Woooooo 2 points for me
 
2012-10-28 09:08:27 PM  
Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.
 
2012-10-28 09:08:37 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Poor Claudio.


He's making good money and getting pushed. I ain't feeling that sorry for him.
 
2012-10-28 09:08:41 PM  
cdn.chud.com
 
2012-10-28 09:08:53 PM  
I knew Gabriel had the win over Claudio recently, but I figured they'd rehash Santino on a PPV...I get half, so 1 point for me!
 
2012-10-28 09:08:53 PM  
So is this the obligatory squash match?
 
2012-10-28 09:09:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.


He ain't American, tho.
 
2012-10-28 09:09:30 PM  
I'm too biased for Cesaro to admit he's not really getting over very well. He got some heat there so that was better than his usual reaction.

So any odds on a USA chant breaking out in the match between the Swiss guy and South African guy?
 
2012-10-28 09:09:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Why does Cesaro sound like he's gargling cock?

Hey, Justin Gabriel, an African-American WWE might push.


Fark needs a sad but true button
 
2012-10-28 09:09:42 PM  
So we get to see Cearo fark up Gabriel on the 450 splash again? As long as Gabriel gets the belt - cool. Cesaro is a big fat zero on charisma.
 
2012-10-28 09:10:13 PM  
Justin Gabriel surfs hurricanes? The hell?
 
2012-10-28 09:10:15 PM  
Wow! Justin Gabriel sounds like a real Dynamic Dude.
 
2012-10-28 09:10:17 PM  
This crowd SUCKS
 
2012-10-28 09:11:06 PM  

silgryphon: This crowd SUCKS


A former coworker just moved to work for a station in ATL. He's sitting behind Josh Reddick. Waiting back to see how bad the arena is right now.
 
2012-10-28 09:11:46 PM  
"He told me in German and I answered in Russian"
(Dead silence in the entire arena)
 
2012-10-28 09:11:54 PM  
This crowd is dead
 
2012-10-28 09:12:05 PM  
Atlanta sports (entertainment) crowds suck? Well, I'll be!
 
2012-10-28 09:12:21 PM  
Wooohooo crowd love that random clapping
 
2012-10-28 09:12:59 PM  
Atlanta is an awful place.
 
2012-10-28 09:13:07 PM  
So does the 3MB attack Gabriel after he loses?
 
2012-10-28 09:13:26 PM  

irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.


WCW burned Atlanta worse than Sherman.
 
2012-10-28 09:13:31 PM  
This kind of match needs a manager.
 
2012-10-28 09:13:43 PM  
This crowd is uncomfortably quiet. What the f*ck is your problem, Atlanta? You can't just pick a guy and cheer just for the fun of it? You have to be told by Vince who to cheer?
 
2012-10-28 09:13:45 PM  

robsul82: Atlanta sports (entertainment) crowds suck? Well, I'll be!


Well, give 'em crap and they'll-

I got nothin'.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:07 PM  
fark YOU MIGUEL CABRERA.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:17 PM  
Now the commentators are getting lulled to sleep by this PPV.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:19 PM  

RevMercutio: Antonio Cesaro rocking Dean Malenko's old theme.


It's not like Chicago is using his old theme either
 
2012-10-28 09:14:21 PM  
Christ, I thought that the Green Bay crowd was bad.
 
2012-10-28 09:14:33 PM  
We want Ryder chant
 
2012-10-28 09:14:41 PM  
We want Ryder...

Really?
 
2012-10-28 09:14:43 PM  
We want Ryder chant
 
2012-10-28 09:15:16 PM  

irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.


Some guy should burn it to the ground
 
2012-10-28 09:15:16 PM  
Someone tried to start a "We want Ryder" chant. . .
 
2012-10-28 09:15:44 PM  
Was there a bomb threat? Did the crowd evacuate? Sounds like there are about 500 people there.
 
2012-10-28 09:15:54 PM  

tbaughm: We want Ryder...

Really?


Don't worry, he'll job to someone tomorrow and they'll mock something he said online
 
2012-10-28 09:16:03 PM  

TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground


I see what you did there
 
2012-10-28 09:16:29 PM  
"You're quiet Brain."

"I've been talking Monsoon, just in sign language."
 
2012-10-28 09:16:52 PM  

TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground


blogs.sfweekly.com

Tonight?
 
2012-10-28 09:17:01 PM  
I, for one, can't wait until Claudio goes back to Chikara. It'll happen sooner than later based on this.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:03 PM  
Is it sad that the only reason I like Cesaro is because his theme reminds me of Dean Malenko?
 
2012-10-28 09:17:08 PM  
Wow, crowd. NO reaction, at all? Christ.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:17 PM  
This match did not belong on this card.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:50 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground

[blogs.sfweekly.com image 434x399]

Tonight?


Obviously, that person would need no fear, no doubt, be all in, testicles out.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:51 PM  

mediablitz: Was there a bomb threat? Did the crowd evacuate? Sounds like there are about 500 people there.


If it isn't Cena, Orton, Rock or Ryback they don't know who anyone is or why they should care.

F*CK THESE F*CKING MARKS.
 
2012-10-28 09:17:55 PM  
Cesarean retains.

Yawn.
 
2012-10-28 09:18:14 PM  
Up next the Divas three-way
 
2012-10-28 09:18:26 PM  
Ah, it's the Layla Breats Cancer ad that really needs a Sarah MacLachlan soundtrack.
 
2012-10-28 09:18:45 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Christ, I thought that the Green Bay crowd was bad.


We still can't live that down ever...
 
2012-10-28 09:18:45 PM  
Well Layla is gonna win. Her momma had breast cancer.
 
2012-10-28 09:18:48 PM  
WHY DOES EVE LOVE CANCER SO MUCH? THAT JEZEBEL!
 
2012-10-28 09:18:55 PM  
Didn't know WWE was in cahoots with Lifetime.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:01 PM  
Vince must want to the US Title to go in the garbage and be forgotten. He keeps pushing loser nobodies that absolutely no one cares about for the title.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:01 PM  
To hell with buying Biden a car. Let's buy Layla a mom.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:03 PM  
I thank Layla for sharing her story, but I f*cking hate Vince for exploiting it. But then again, he gave the world this.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-28 09:19:20 PM  
#NOSELLCANCER
 
2012-10-28 09:19:42 PM  
As sad as that story is, every time Layla talks I get distracted by what has to be the strangest accent I have EVER heard.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:49 PM  

verbaltoxin: I thank Layla for sharing her story, but I f*cking hate Vince for exploiting it. But then again, he gave the world this.

[i.imgur.com image 640x375]


Wait until the "Long Live Layla's Mom!" shirt comes out.
 
2012-10-28 09:19:50 PM  

Triple Oak: Eddie T. Head: Christ, I thought that the Green Bay crowd was bad.

We still can't live that down ever...


When Vince is coming out during commercial breaks to berate you...yeah, it's now wrestling infamy.
 
2012-10-28 09:20:04 PM  
I find it amusing that WWE now claims Punk's never had a cell match.
 
2012-10-28 09:21:03 PM  
Ryback - Not as strong as Antonio Cesaro.
 
2012-10-28 09:21:22 PM  
Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?
 
2012-10-28 09:21:51 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: irishman4: Atlanta is an awful place.

Some guy should burn it to the ground

[blogs.sfweekly.com image 434x399]

Tonight?


Amazing

Also, I love whoever said that the "2 is greater than 1 guys" should return and cost Ryback the match. Then again, we'd all mark out if ANYONE came down, teamed up with Punk and afterward yelled "2 IS GREATER THAN 1". That would be long-term storytelling.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:28 PM  
Heyman is still awesome.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:32 PM  

LegacyDL: Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?


Remember S1 of NXT? He spoke a lot then.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:41 PM  
what was the point of that promo? Are they scraping to fill time?
 
2012-10-28 09:22:57 PM  

LegacyDL: Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?


Heeeyyyyy yooooooou guuuuuuuuuys!
 
2012-10-28 09:22:59 PM  
Vicky is not a hot cougar. Just stop.
 
2012-10-28 09:22:59 PM  
It's Botchcara time. I win!
 
2012-10-28 09:23:01 PM  
IT'S BOTCHIN' TIME!
 
2012-10-28 09:23:07 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-28 09:23:11 PM  
Botchometer boot up sequence initiated
 
2012-10-28 09:23:19 PM  
Who gets to awkwardly fall into the ropes tonight?
 
2012-10-28 09:23:34 PM  
Team MiniMex versus?
 
2012-10-28 09:23:37 PM  

LegacyDL: Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?


www.toptenz.net

RO-CKY ROAD?
 
2012-10-28 09:23:45 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Vince must want to the US Title to go in the garbage and be forgotten. He keeps pushing loser nobodies that absolutely no one cares about for the title.


I'm convinced he has to be reminded weekly that it exists.

"Hey Vince, the US belt replicas sold another 50 units this week."

"US BELT WHAT THE F*CK? I THOUGHT WE GAVE THAT TO BOBO WHEN HE RETIRED?!"

"No Vince, the one you bought from WCW, not your dad's old one."

"WELL GODDAMMIT PUT IT ON SANTINO OR SOMETHING SO THE LITTLE BRATS WILL BUY MORE!"

"Actually we did and it's on Antonio Cesaro now."

"WHO IN THE BLUE HELL IS LITTLE CAESERO?!"

"He works here. He's the US champion. He's got a gimmick where speaks five languages, Vince."

"GODDAMMIT KIDMAN, WHY THE F*CK DON'T YOU KEEP ME IN THE LOOP ON THESE THINGS. PUT HIM IN THE PAY PER VIEW, MAKE HIM GO OVER....HEY! YOU!"

(Gabriel) "Me? Yes, Vince, how are you?"

"YOU'RE GOING TO JOB FOR GIUSEPPE VERDE AT THE HELL IN THE CELL! YOU GET A $2K BONUS FOR IT, TAKE IT, SHUT THE F*CK UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Vince?"

"WHAT IN THE F*CKING THAI coont F*CK DO YOU WANT, KIDMAN?"

"Nevermind. I'll tell Justin who he's wrestling and have Arn script out the match."

"YOUR GODDAMN RIGHT YOU ARE! TELL HAYES TO GET IN HERE WITH MY FOOT POWDER AND A HOT TOWEL! MY CORNS ARE KILLING ME!"
 
2012-10-28 09:24:15 PM  
oh man...someone is gonna die via botch in ATL tonight...this is apart from the usual death via shooting.
 
2012-10-28 09:24:38 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 09:24:59 PM  
Two matches added? They have no faith in Ryback - gonna be a 10 minute match later.
 
2012-10-28 09:25:00 PM  
Usually they have the big shiny belt match by now, interesting to use all the throwaway matches early but definitely not one way to build up to the finishing matches, boring everyone to sleep for an hour and a half...
 
2012-10-28 09:25:08 PM  
HA, I win the random match title as well. Hooray for 2 UNANNOUNCED MATCHES. Poor Punk tonight.
 
2012-10-28 09:25:28 PM  
Probably well know, but Sin Cara means "faceless."
 
2012-10-28 09:25:28 PM  
Hey, a WWE show on National Geographic would be a great place to see Vickie's large, though most likely saggy, tits.
 
2012-10-28 09:25:29 PM  
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Team Botch19 vs. PTP

WIZARD!
 
2012-10-28 09:25:50 PM  
Earlier....
In honor of rob getting a great Tony Romo opening:

CALCULATING BOTCHS

Sin Cara MITB Rating for all performers: 0.0
 
2012-10-28 09:26:05 PM  
Hey, I did get A bonus match!
 
2012-10-28 09:26:11 PM  
Ooooh, Chili is in the crowd tonight.
 
2012-10-28 09:26:54 PM  
I agree with the Vickie Guerrero = Kennesaw Mountain Landis comparison.

Why, in every picture you saw of him, Ol' Judge Landis was wearing a necklace that said "Cougar".
 
2012-10-28 09:26:55 PM  
"Two Mexicans and Two large black men in the ring Monsoon. We're just a small white girl with a broken down car away from one hell of a movie!"

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-10-28 09:27:00 PM  
Kennesaw Mountain Landis also kept African-Americans out of major league baseball for 25 years, JBL.
 
2012-10-28 09:27:21 PM  

RevMercutio: LegacyDL: Is it true that Ryback sounds like Sloth from Goonies?

Remember S1 of NXT? He spoke a lot then.


Yup yup yup
 
2012-10-28 09:27:28 PM  
Lilian got hurt in a car accident?,
 
2012-10-28 09:27:54 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Lilian got hurt in a car accident?,


i think she got hit by a car in a parking lot or something
 
2012-10-28 09:28:07 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Ooooh, Chili is in the crowd tonight.


Chili is in my crock pot...who the fark was that chick?
 
2012-10-28 09:28:19 PM  
It's like John Cena + Black Dynamite in yellow underwear.
 
2012-10-28 09:28:27 PM  
God never thought he was Steve S.
 
2012-10-28 09:29:10 PM  

LegacyDL: It's like John Cena + Black Dynamite in yellow underwear.


Yeah, but with Cena's in-ring charisma.
 
2012-10-28 09:29:18 PM  
Hah! Dig at Steve Spurrier from JBL
 
2012-10-28 09:29:34 PM  

tbaughm: Eddie T. Head: Ooooh, Chili is in the crowd tonight.

Chili is in my crock pot...who the fark was that chick?


The hot one from TLC.
 
2012-10-28 09:29:43 PM  
Did JBL just call Sin Cara a can of Tecate?
 
2012-10-28 09:29:43 PM  
Dr Karate in Mexico

nice JBL
 
2012-10-28 09:30:18 PM  
That was botched
 
2012-10-28 09:32:23 PM  
who would have thought teaming up Botch Cara with Rey Rey would have resulted in a drop in Cara's attempted murder rate.
 
2012-10-28 09:32:52 PM  
Sin Care-a? Come on, JR, you know better than that.
 
2012-10-28 09:33:12 PM  
PTP has really become a fun team.
 
2012-10-28 09:33:50 PM  
Crowd cheered for a near nut shot
 
2012-10-28 09:34:07 PM  

RevMercutio: PTP has really become a fun team.


as fun as a night in Kobe Bryant's hotel room?

Hahahahaha "Speak ENGLISH!" that was funny.
 
2012-10-28 09:34:31 PM  
So, 45 minutes of this PPV is going to be unannounced matches isn't it?
 
2012-10-28 09:34:41 PM  
Whoa, Titus trying to get some heat there. Of course it would've been cheered in Georgia, if they were awake to hear.
 
2012-10-28 09:35:06 PM  
Was that Rey who tried to get that chant going?
 
2012-10-28 09:35:16 PM  

FinFangFark: RevMercutio: PTP has really become a fun team.

as fun as a night in Kobe Bryant's hotel room?

Hahahahaha "Speak ENGLISH!" that was funny.


AW could have made the same cross the border joke in this match that he used back in the Rosa's ass match
 
2012-10-28 09:35:32 PM  
This. audience. blows.
 
2012-10-28 09:36:27 PM  
Well, at least Titus is f*cking trying to wake this crowd up.
 
2012-10-28 09:36:33 PM  

penguin31: This. audience. blows.


This match blows.
 
2012-10-28 09:36:37 PM  
Oh, NOW you boo, audience? Your Falcons are 7-0.
 
2012-10-28 09:36:40 PM  

penguin31: This. audience. blows.


I am gonna ask my friend about this at work tomorrow. He's sitting in the upper deck somewhere with his kid
 
2012-10-28 09:36:48 PM  
Jesus, did the Botchmaster just land on his head??
 
2012-10-28 09:36:48 PM  
shiat, even the football dig from Titus didn't get much of a reaction.
 
2012-10-28 09:37:15 PM  

clintster: Oh, NOW you boo, audience? Your Falcons are 7-0.


Heh, like anyone in Atlanta cares about pro football.
 
2012-10-28 09:37:22 PM  
Double 619 coming...
 
2012-10-28 09:38:12 PM  
I can't remember how first made the Rey Mysterio "fat kid at the pool" shirt reference...but everytime he comes out...I laugh.
 
2012-10-28 09:38:37 PM  
Yawn.
 
2012-10-28 09:38:46 PM  
Mistico's hurt again.
 
2012-10-28 09:38:48 PM  
Sin cara vs ppv that is what you paid for folks?
 
2012-10-28 09:38:52 PM  
*who 

and I think Sin Cara did fall on his head.
 
2012-10-28 09:38:57 PM  
Botch Cara's out. He's consistent if nothing else
 
2012-10-28 09:39:05 PM  
Hey look, another "faces get beat up, hit two moves and win" finish!
 
2012-10-28 09:39:09 PM  
Botchcara botched himself somehow
 
2012-10-28 09:39:26 PM  
This match should never happen again.
 
2012-10-28 09:39:33 PM  
Those of you who had Hell in a Cell in your "Sin Cara botches himself into another injury" pool, step forward to claim your earnings.
 
2012-10-28 09:39:45 PM  
What did PTP deserve to have them be buried by the gardners?
 
2012-10-28 09:40:12 PM  

LoR75: What did PTP deserve to have them be buried by the gardners?


They're black?
 
2012-10-28 09:40:12 PM  
Yikes. He Sasuke'd himself.
 
2012-10-28 09:40:14 PM  
WWE Takes care of its performers?

What, with a pillow?
 
2012-10-28 09:40:30 PM  

penguin31: Those of you who had Hell in a Cell in your "Sin Cara botches himself into another injury" pool, step forward to claim your earnings.


Sin Cara is apparently OK after all. Which means the pool continues. Don't worry, there'll be another payout tomorrow.
 
2012-10-28 09:40:31 PM  

LoR75: What did PTP deserve to have them be buried by the gardners?


WWE's oppressive, "Faces always win after a quick reversal, heels ONLY win by cheating" booking rule.
 
2012-10-28 09:40:59 PM  
Rolling Stones "One More Match" promo. Oy.
 
2012-10-28 09:41:08 PM  
The Rolling Stones: Just because you can doesn't mean you should
 
2012-10-28 09:41:32 PM  
Let's fist again, like we did last summer.

Let's fist again, like we did last yeeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrr
 
2012-10-28 09:41:52 PM  
It's the huge, pale racist vs the dancing bear, next!
 
2012-10-28 09:42:01 PM  
i561.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 09:42:55 PM  
So Ziggles world champ in 30 minute?

I can haz asscape?
 
2012-10-28 09:43:19 PM  
WTF is this Rocky IV?
 
2012-10-28 09:43:35 PM  

verbaltoxin: LoR75: What did PTP deserve to have them be buried by the gardners?

WWE's oppressive, "Faces always win after a quick reversal, heels ONLY win by cheating" booking rule.


This PPV is so textbook with the shiat booking. I feel for those who laid out money for this one.


Also, "they're black" is also a semi acceptable answer. I like PTP I think they have potential. Instead they lose to the fat kid at the pool and Botch Himself.
 
2012-10-28 09:43:36 PM  
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2012-10-28 09:44:23 PM  
ih2.redbubble.net
 
2012-10-28 09:44:59 PM  
They want Dolph as a bad guy so he'd only cash on Irish, but man it would be funny if Show won only to get cashed in on again.

No cash-in tonight. Too crappy a crowd that Vince will audible.
 
2012-10-28 09:45:00 PM  
Crowd is coming alive a little. THEY KNOW this guy
 
2012-10-28 09:45:05 PM  
Five minute recap, ten minute ring walks, twelve minute match.
 
2012-10-28 09:45:26 PM  

lokis_mentor: koi 2 ctv1


Thanks
 
2012-10-28 09:45:35 PM  
Big Show is wrong, the most devastating move in WWE history is D-Lo Brown's running powerbomb.
 
2012-10-28 09:45:57 PM  

silgryphon: Crowd is coming alive a little. THEY KNOW this guy


Sheamus is one of the four guys they're conditioned to cheer tonight.
 
2012-10-28 09:46:41 PM  
Lime status? I have many...also fark Notre dame
 
2012-10-28 09:47:18 PM  
everyone ready for ziggler to cash in? this will be awesome
 
2012-10-28 09:47:31 PM  
I'm begging for a Mizark sighting tonight, though this crowd makes it unlikely
 
2012-10-28 09:47:41 PM  
So... Not a cell match, then.
 
2012-10-28 09:48:15 PM  

penguin31: penguin31: Those of you who had Hell in a Cell in your "Sin Cara botches himself into another injury" pool, step forward to claim your earnings.

Sin Cara is apparently OK after all. Which means the pool continues. Don't worry, there'll be another payout tomorrow.


He does not win the modified Delhomme. Which is good, because rob has to write an epic Romo post.
 
2012-10-28 09:48:18 PM  
HIAC PPV, and we've yet to have a HIAC match...What?
 
2012-10-28 09:49:05 PM  
Bell Canada wanted me to pay 50 dollars to watch this PPV.

I said no.
 
2012-10-28 09:49:10 PM  

LegacyDL: Big Show is wrong, the most devastating move in WWE history is D-Lo Brown's running powerbomb.


I was going to say Owen's piledriver, but seeing as how Droz was actually crippled from that botch where Austin actually recovered, yeah.
 
2012-10-28 09:50:46 PM  
Also, Samuel Adams White Christmas is good. I had to stall with beer because Great Lake's Christmas Ale has a spot in stores, but is not there yet. I keep checking every day since it sells out so fast.
 
2012-10-28 09:50:57 PM  
I'm really starting to get worried Ziggler is going to cash in and lose.
 
2012-10-28 09:51:59 PM  
Yes, JBL, Ireland consists of Dublin and emptiness.
 
2012-10-28 09:52:05 PM  

DaFlava737: I'm really starting to get worried Ziggler is going to cash in and lose.


He's going to win................................................and then lose to Cena.
 
2012-10-28 09:52:34 PM  
Ziggler will cash in, and be stopped............by John Cena.
 
2012-10-28 09:52:49 PM  
Those hands are like Catcher's Mitts!

Coincidentally, so is Vickie Guerrero's coont!
 
2012-10-28 09:53:06 PM  
Let's go Ziggler chants. Atlanta is trying to redeem itself
 
2012-10-28 09:53:49 PM  

verbaltoxin: Ziggler will cash in, and be stopped............by John Cena.


Talk about a way to turn Cena heel. NO ONE STOPS THE ASSCAPE!
 
2012-10-28 09:53:58 PM  

ontariolightning: Bell Canada wanted me to pay 50 dollars to watch this PPV.

I said no.


You are a smart man.

I get Rogers PPV for half price and even then I wasn't going to pay for it.

/Cut!
 
2012-10-28 09:54:26 PM  

LegacyDL: Big Show is wrong, the most devastating move in WWE history is D-Lo Brown's running powerbomb.


My vote would go to the Crippler Crossface

/ducks
 
2012-10-28 09:54:33 PM  

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Ziggler will cash in, and be stopped............by John Cena.

Talk about a way to turn Cena heel. NO ONE STOPS THE ASSCAPE!


It's Atlanta, they'll blow the roof off cheering for Cena.
 
2012-10-28 09:54:43 PM  
Big show will eventually get tired
 
2012-10-28 09:55:06 PM  
Is Sheamus's chest split open from those chops?
 
2012-10-28 09:55:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Those hands are like Catcher's Mitts!

Coincidentally, so is Vickie Guerrero's coont!


Dry and worked in?
 
2012-10-28 09:55:52 PM  
WWE's Hell in A Cell....for one match only. All others will be booked like it's a Wrestling Challenge taping on a Tuesday evening.
 
2012-10-28 09:55:56 PM  
"I'm bored, anyone else bored?"

"Yep"
 
2012-10-28 09:56:56 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I'm bored, anyone else bored?"

"Yep"


Say the two guys who used to call Barry Horowitz vs Bastion Booger for weeks at a time.
 
2012-10-28 09:56:56 PM  
Damn I think Sheamus is bleeding from his chest
 
2012-10-28 09:57:08 PM  
All right, 15 minutes of WWE free and clear, let's go.
 
2012-10-28 09:57:32 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I'm bored, anyone else bored?"

"Yep"


At least The Walking Dead has been good tonight.
 
2012-10-28 09:57:54 PM  

silgryphon: Damn I think Sheamus is bleeding from his chest


CHESTICAL BLEEDING.
 
2012-10-28 09:58:05 PM  

silgryphon: Damn I think Sheamus is bleeding from his chest


Link
 
2012-10-28 09:58:24 PM  

verbaltoxin: WWE's Hell in A Cell....for one match only. All others will be booked like it's a Wrestling Challenge taping on a Tuesday evening.


I'm hoping Punk/Ryback do something tonight that makes JR sound like he's at a BBQ fair with no sauce.
 
2012-10-28 09:58:31 PM  

LoR75: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I'm bored, anyone else bored?"

"Yep"

At least The Walking Dead has been good tonight.


I should have watched that instead of this. Oh well I'll catch it on demad
 
2012-10-28 09:58:46 PM  
Commentators are putting over how Sheamus is unable to handle Big Show...meaning in five minutes he'll do a counter, two moves, hit his finisher, hook the leg and get the win. JUST LIKE EVERY F*CKING WWE MATCH FINISH WHEN A FACE WINS.
 
2012-10-28 09:59:07 PM  
Winner of this match can be NWA champ too! Nobody else wants the belt.
 
2012-10-28 09:59:27 PM  
So, this thread may hit 800 posts
 
2012-10-28 09:59:42 PM  
BUSTER MOTHERfarkING POSEY~!
 
2012-10-28 09:59:57 PM  
Halftime and I get to watch bearhugs and punches? Man...
 
2012-10-28 10:00:42 PM  

TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts


May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.
 
2012-10-28 10:01:56 PM  
JR pretty much gave away the cheap, stupid finish to this match.
 
2012-10-28 10:03:25 PM  

FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.


Speaking of, who all in here is in the path of said storm?
 
2012-10-28 10:03:33 PM  

FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.


Fair point.

Walking Dead ended and switched to halftime of the football game. Paying more attention to that instead of the Big Slow and Beluga rest spots.
 
2012-10-28 10:03:33 PM  
That was a near pinfall botch
 
2012-10-28 10:03:37 PM  
Show is wearing a LOT of leg support these days.
 
2012-10-28 10:03:37 PM  

TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts


May his 10th reign live long and forever, HAIL, champion of the LARPing neckbeards!!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-28 10:03:56 PM  

FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.


I have enough beer and battery power to get through tomorrow night. Bring on this storm.
 
2012-10-28 10:04:04 PM  
the Irishman using the cloverleaf is not ironic JR.

If Sheamus had lost to a potato via cloverleaf finish, however, is ironic.
 
2012-10-28 10:04:15 PM  
This match is too long...
 
2012-10-28 10:04:50 PM  
One thing that keeps me from marking out for a Big Show match is I can never believe any guy can actually hurt him.
 
2012-10-28 10:04:52 PM  
Unrelated, but Virginia Tech sent out an email 30 minutes ago cancelling classes and work except for emergency personnel because of the governor's order.

Now they just sent a "OOPS, we misread it. Everyone else needs to stay safe EXCEPT state universities. Classes are back on and everyone is expected to come into work as normal"

BEST SWERVE EVER. If you see a news article on the outrage, make sure to fark it.
 
2012-10-28 10:05:02 PM  
Holy crap he lifted Show up
 
2012-10-28 10:05:09 PM  
I DO know what that means, Cole. A two count is about to happen.
 
2012-10-28 10:05:14 PM  
WHITE NOISE!!
 
2012-10-28 10:05:15 PM  

tbaughm: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.

Speaking of, who all in here is in the path of said storm?


Toronto is going to get the tail end of it which is a ton of rain until Friday coupled by very cold temperatures.

Feel bad for my inlaws in Jersey though.
 
2012-10-28 10:05:23 PM  
Show REALLY shouldn't have taken that spot.
 
2012-10-28 10:05:53 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May his 10th reign live long and forever, HAIL, champion of the LARPing neckbeards!!

[i.imgur.com image 641x354]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 10:05:56 PM  
Holy lol, Cole is reading a page from JR's book.
 
2012-10-28 10:05:56 PM  
This match is Lesnar-Cena all over again...
 
2012-10-28 10:06:00 PM  
Ziggler time soon.
 
2012-10-28 10:06:24 PM  

tbaughm: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.

Speaking of, who all in here is in the path of said storm?


Path? Try bulls-eye. Two miles inland from Atlantic City. Totally battened down, hunkered in, generator gassed up. Beer, booze, and my broad. Not going anywhere for two days.
 
2012-10-28 10:06:26 PM  
McCena Being McCena
 
2012-10-28 10:06:31 PM  
Big Show will lose his smile and want his country back if he loses here.
 
2012-10-28 10:07:03 PM  
222222222222
 
2012-10-28 10:07:06 PM  
Show kicks out of the Brogue Kick.
 
2012-10-28 10:07:16 PM  
Did not expect Show to kick out...
 
2012-10-28 10:07:19 PM  
can we have a possible simultaneous brogue kick and WMD at the same time? any physics majors here?
 
2012-10-28 10:08:04 PM  
They knock each other out
 
2012-10-28 10:08:10 PM  
HERE COMES ZIGGLER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
 
2012-10-28 10:08:10 PM  

irishman4: can we have a possible simultaneous brogue kick and WMD at the same time? any physics majors here?


Wizard

NEW CHAMP!
 
2012-10-28 10:08:10 PM  
Paging Mr. Ziggles
 
2012-10-28 10:08:10 PM  
KO PUNCH #2

Show wins the title!
 
2012-10-28 10:08:23 PM  
Ziggles not cashing it in.
 
2012-10-28 10:08:24 PM  
SHOW WINS! SHOW WINS! SHOW WINS!
 
2012-10-28 10:08:27 PM  
Ziggles de donde esta?!?!
 
2012-10-28 10:08:28 PM  
Oh thank god, they did something different. A clean heel win. Mark it, it happens in WWE maybe once a year.
 
2012-10-28 10:08:28 PM  
Ziggles cash in??
 
2012-10-28 10:08:29 PM  
Wait for the Asscape
 
2012-10-28 10:08:38 PM  
C'mon Ziggles!
 
2012-10-28 10:08:44 PM  
Whoa, they let Big Show win a match?

/now Ziggles?
 
2012-10-28 10:09:04 PM  

irishman4: can we have a possible simultaneous brogue kick and WMD at the same time? any physics majors here?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-28 10:09:07 PM  
Cue the hall of pain!
 
2012-10-28 10:09:11 PM  
Sheamus is staying down, shiat. No cash in.
 
2012-10-28 10:09:16 PM  
Nice touch having a trainer check Sheamus,
 
2012-10-28 10:09:20 PM  
Another horse shiat finish!?!

Wtf WWE. Wtf?
 
2012-10-28 10:09:20 PM  
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish, after 2 WMDs

Well, I called the WMDs.
 
2012-10-28 10:09:43 PM  
Why would Ziggler cash in when Show is still standing. That would be stupid
 
2012-10-28 10:09:47 PM  

verbaltoxin: Oh thank god, they did something different. A clean heel win. Mark it, it happens in WWE maybe once a year.


Smackdown is now unwatchable with BigShow as champ. Glad i sold my ringside seats for Smackdown in Cleveland Nov 13 (airing the 16th)
 
2012-10-28 10:09:52 PM  
Nice to know Atlanta is such a shiatty town that it doesn't deserve Ziggler's appearance.
 
2012-10-28 10:09:55 PM  
I'm in Ohio, it's debatable about everything.
 
2012-10-28 10:10:26 PM  
So, what's left, piss break and HIAC?
 
2012-10-28 10:10:46 PM  

LoR75: Another horse shiat finish!?!

Wtf WWE. Wtf?


What was wrong with that finish?
 
2012-10-28 10:10:52 PM  
That kid they just showed was all like "WTF I can't believe my parents paid for this shiat. I am going to be grounded for a week for just asking for tix"
 
2012-10-28 10:10:57 PM  
Which means he'll hold it until the next big PPV.
 
2012-10-28 10:11:02 PM  
Goddamn, Ziggler needs to cash in after the main event because Vicki set it all up. Like have Vicki help Punk/Paul only to bring in Ziggles.

That would be amazing and save this shiat PPV
 
2012-10-28 10:11:44 PM  

LoR75: That kid they just showed was all like "WTF I can't believe my parents paid for this shiat. I am going to be grounded for a week for just asking for tix"


I think someone told him that if he were about 10 years older, WWF/E had lesbians and tits and interesting storylines.
 
2012-10-28 10:11:49 PM  
No cash-in. Can't have a heel go over a heel. Violates WWE booking rules.

Crap, are they having a divas match this late?
 
2012-10-28 10:12:05 PM  
Hahaha, no Austin WM13 moment for you, Sheamus.
 
2012-10-28 10:12:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: That kid they just showed was all like "WTF I can't believe my parents paid for this shiat. I am going to be grounded for a week for just asking for tix"

I think someone told him that if he were about 10 years older, WWF/E had lesbians and tits and interesting storylines.


Hell, maybe he was conceived b/c of the Attitude Era.
 
2012-10-28 10:12:34 PM  

verbaltoxin: No cash-in. Can't have a heel go over a heel. Violates WWE booking rules.

Crap, are they having a divas match this late?


www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2012-10-28 10:12:37 PM  

Earguy: tbaughm: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.

Speaking of, who all in here is in the path of said storm?

Path? Try bulls-eye. Two miles inland from Atlantic City. Totally battened down, hunkered in, generator gassed up. Beer, booze, and my broad. Not going anywhere for two days.


I feel for you, man. Hang in there.

My aunt in law bailed from her place in Brigantine because of what may rip through there.
 
2012-10-28 10:12:42 PM  
Wait, Ryder remembers his heat with Eve?
 
2012-10-28 10:12:43 PM  
What? Can't say biatch anymore?
 
2012-10-28 10:12:43 PM  
She's a watch?
 
2012-10-28 10:12:56 PM  
Zack Ryder sighting. Even if it's in a witch costume.
 
2012-10-28 10:13:11 PM  
Hey Ryder gets on PPV!. What the fark am I watching


DAMN!

Simmons!
 
2012-10-28 10:13:19 PM  
Ryder and Santino: Why the E makes me sad sometimes
 
2012-10-28 10:13:22 PM  
DAMN!
 
2012-10-28 10:13:34 PM  
DAMN
 
2012-10-28 10:13:35 PM  
Just say it, Ron.
 
2012-10-28 10:14:09 PM  

silgryphon: Hey Ryder gets on PPV!. What the fark am I watching


DAMN!

Simmons!


I'm surprised they didn't change his catchphrase to DARN or GEE WHILLIKERS!
 
2012-10-28 10:14:23 PM  
Vince can't say "WWE." He either almost says, "WWF" or only says "WE."
 
2012-10-28 10:14:27 PM  
Hey look.

NO POINTS

I've got

NO POINTS FOR VINCE
 
2012-10-28 10:14:34 PM  

Sbdolan: verbaltoxin: Oh thank god, they did something different. A clean heel win. Mark it, it happens in WWE maybe once a year.

Smackdown is now unwatchable with BigShow as champ. Glad i sold my ringside seats for Smackdown in Cleveland Nov 13 (airing the 16th)


That is a busy week for me. Watching RUSH on the 13th and Red Hot Chili Peppers on the 15th. WWWYKI
 
2012-10-28 10:14:52 PM  

RevMercutio: LoR75: Another horse shiat finish!?!

Wtf WWE. Wtf?

What was wrong with that finish?


As someone suggested it should have been a double KO with show winning only for Ziggles to cash.

Then again, as many said, this crowd doesn't deserve him.
 
2012-10-28 10:15:07 PM  
Eve looks good to me, too.
 
2012-10-28 10:15:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Hey Ryder gets on PPV!. What the fark am I watching


DAMN!

Simmons!

I'm surprised they didn't change his catchphrase to DARN or GEE WHILLIKERS!


SHUCKS!
 
2012-10-28 10:15:13 PM  

LoR75: Earguy: tbaughm: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.

Speaking of, who all in here is in the path of said storm?

Path? Try bulls-eye. Two miles inland from Atlantic City. Totally battened down, hunkered in, generator gassed up. Beer, booze, and my broad. Not going anywhere for two days.

I feel for you, man. Hang in there.

My aunt in law bailed from her place in Brigantine because of what may rip through there.


Yeah, full evacuation on all the islands. Atlantic City Casinos are dark, and that never happens.
 
2012-10-28 10:15:36 PM  
Damn Eve has been working on the abs...she is looking extra tight tonight.

/tight, like a tiger
 
2012-10-28 10:15:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Hey Ryder gets on PPV!. What the fark am I watching


DAMN!

Simmons!

I'm surprised they didn't change his catchphrase to DARN or GEE WHILLIKERS!


No shiat, especially with the rumors of changing the name of Hell in a Cell to Rage in a Cage or some other nonsense.
 
2012-10-28 10:15:52 PM  
God Layla's music is horrendous
 
2012-10-28 10:16:00 PM  
Call off the match. That....actually makes sense, honestly. They could just come out and say, "Eh, you know and we know Ryback is a roid freak who'll go down to Superstars if he loses, and CM Punk is going to be fed to Rock in three weeks, so.....ladies and gentlemen, Conway Twitty."
 
2012-10-28 10:16:01 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Which means he'll hold it until the next big PPV.


I'm thinking we are close to Mizzark coming back - they could have a good feud again for the title.
 
2012-10-28 10:16:01 PM  
Recycled Tiffany music!
 
2012-10-28 10:16:14 PM  
I got one point for Vince
 
2012-10-28 10:16:14 PM  
Actually, Cole, Hulu cuts about an hour of show out of each RAW broadcast, so you're really not catching up on anything.
 
2012-10-28 10:16:21 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Hey Ryder gets on PPV!. What the fark am I watching


DAMN!

Simmons!

I'm surprised they didn't change his catchphrase to DARN or GEE WHILLIKERS!

SHUCKS!


Golly!
 
2012-10-28 10:16:22 PM  
Layla has the strangest Floridian accent.
 
2012-10-28 10:16:27 PM  
Kaitlyn's theme is completely bland. How appropriate.
 
2012-10-28 10:16:40 PM  
Lovely breasteses, blonde girl whose name I'm unaware of.
 
2012-10-28 10:17:12 PM  
I know I am in the minority but I can't stand any of these divas.
 
2012-10-28 10:17:36 PM  
I really don't think that WWE has been good for wresting, having grown up with Gordon Solie and the regionals, but back in the old days, the female wrestlers were pretty heinous compared to what WWE has now.
 
2012-10-28 10:18:03 PM  

Sbdolan: verbaltoxin: Oh thank god, they did something different. A clean heel win. Mark it, it happens in WWE maybe once a year.

Smackdown is now unwatchable with BigShow as champ. Glad i sold my ringside seats for Smackdown in Cleveland Nov 13 (airing the 16th)


HA! Good one, you almost had me believing anyone watches Smackdown! Oh you. Stop that, my wife's trying to go to sleep now.
 
2012-10-28 10:18:07 PM  

LoR75: I know I am in the minority but I can't stand any of these divas.


Only if the minority is everyone.
 
2012-10-28 10:18:28 PM  
when the hell did this become a triple threat match
 
2012-10-28 10:18:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: I know I am in the minority but I can't stand any of these divas.

Only if the minority is everyone.


We are one of us.
 
2012-10-28 10:18:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Actually, Cole, Hulu cuts about an hour of show out of each RAW broadcast, so you're really not catching up on anything.


So you're saying Hulu makes it better?
 
2012-10-28 10:19:12 PM  

Earguy: LoR75: Earguy: tbaughm: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.

Speaking of, who all in here is in the path of said storm?

Path? Try bulls-eye. Two miles inland from Atlantic City. Totally battened down, hunkered in, generator gassed up. Beer, booze, and my broad. Not going anywhere for two days.

I feel for you, man. Hang in there.

My aunt in law bailed from her place in Brigantine because of what may rip through there.

Yeah, full evacuation on all the islands. Atlantic City Casinos are dark, and that never happens.


Really!? Even the casinos? Even Revel? Wow that's just insane.

Here's hoping things go ok out there. Stay safe.
 
2012-10-28 10:19:14 PM  
Kaitlyn's accidental push continues!
 
2012-10-28 10:19:18 PM  
pretty awesome that this his higher on the card than the tag titles, Int Cont title and the WHC.
 
2012-10-28 10:20:01 PM  

FinFangFark: pretty awesome that this his higher on the card than the tag titles, Int Cont title and the WHC.


it's kinda sad actually
 
2012-10-28 10:20:35 PM  

FinFangFark: pretty awesome that this his higher on the card than the tag titles, Int Cont title and the WHC.


They really do have Kidman with a clipboard, while Triple Gagne and Vince throw dice and make up the show as they go. I'm convinced of this.
 
2012-10-28 10:20:48 PM  

FinFangFark: pretty awesome that this his higher on the card than the tag titles, Int Cont title and the WHC.


This is typical WWE layout. Diva match cleanses the palate between money matches.
 
2012-10-28 10:21:10 PM  

LoR75: Yeah, full evacuation on all the islands. Atlantic City Casinos are dark, and that never happens.

Really!? Even the casinos? Even Revel? Wow that's just insane.

Here's hoping things go ok out there. Stay safe.


Yeah, Revel, Borgata, all of them. Dark. Unconfirmed that at least one pier has already been busted up, and this is going to run until Tuesday.
 
2012-10-28 10:21:15 PM  
Starting to get snow up here in the NC mountains. Maybe I'll watch it for a bit.
 
2012-10-28 10:21:19 PM  

verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Actually, Cole, Hulu cuts about an hour of show out of each RAW broadcast, so you're really not catching up on anything.

So you're saying Hulu makes it better?

The following segments were cut from this week's Hulu Plus version of RAW:

* Kofi Kingston vs. Michael McGillicutty
* Antonio Cesaro vs. Justin Gabriel
* Backstage interview between Josh Mathews and Sheamus
* Alberto Del Rio vs. Zack Ryder
* Backstage segment with Vickie Guerrero and John Cena
* Backstage interview with Josh Mathews and Dolph Ziggler
* Ryback video package
* Backstage segment with Paul Heyman and CM Punk


So, if you actually like seeing matches instead of Cena segments, no, Hulu does not make RAW better.
 
2012-10-28 10:21:26 PM  
That's a unique way to apply an ankle lock
 
2012-10-28 10:21:27 PM  

LoR75: Really!? Even the casinos? Even Revel? Wow that's just insane.

Here's hoping things go ok out there. Stay safe.


Yeah, they made that call early. Pretty much everyone that didn't live in AC had to GTFO before sundown.
 
2012-10-28 10:22:49 PM  

tbaughm: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: So, this thread may hit 800 posts

May is a very strong word. With football, world series, and the storm...this was destined to be a low count night.

Speaking of, who all in here is in the path of said storm?


Omarion is not, but let's continue to pray for his safety.
 
2012-10-28 10:22:54 PM  
Call this JR.

Well...I...I'd rather just let the pictures tell the story...


farking AWESOME
 
2012-10-28 10:23:07 PM  
Yeah, JBL has checked out...I think he might whip out the Clothesline from Hell on one of these biatches.
 
2012-10-28 10:23:23 PM  

FinFangFark: pretty awesome that this his higher on the card than the tag titles, Int Cont title and the WHC.


Vince wanted to see how long people could hold their piss. This PPV is like an ironman match, loser pisses his pants.
 
2012-10-28 10:24:00 PM  
I think even the announce team is getting tired of this.
 
2012-10-28 10:24:05 PM  
The building has become a vacuum.
 
2012-10-28 10:24:45 PM  
I never thought I'd say this...I miss Kelly Kelly. The screaming would have at least generated some sound on my TV
 
2012-10-28 10:24:53 PM  

RevMercutio: The building has become a vacuum.


I haven't seen something suck like this since Lanny Poffo demonstrated how flexible he is.
 
2012-10-28 10:25:07 PM  
The announcers care more about the result of a stupid, college football game (F*ck OU and ND) that happened a day ago. Jim f*cking Ross and JBL aren't even trying. And did Cole slip out to get a coke?
 
2012-10-28 10:25:20 PM  
1 point: Diva's match winner Eve.

Yikes.
 
2012-10-28 10:26:14 PM  
Why does Triple Gagne look like the cowardly lion on WWE '13?
 
2012-10-28 10:26:15 PM  

Earguy: LoR75: Yeah, full evacuation on all the islands. Atlantic City Casinos are dark, and that never happens.

Really!? Even the casinos? Even Revel? Wow that's just insane.

Here's hoping things go ok out there. Stay safe.

Yeah, Revel, Borgata, all of them. Dark. Unconfirmed that at least one pier has already been busted up, and this is going to run until Tuesday.


How bad is it currently?

Aunt has retreated to Cherry Hill, but a cousin in Franklinville dealt with a flooded basement last time, and is more worried about what Sandy can do.
 
2012-10-28 10:26:21 PM  
Cash-in?
 
2012-10-28 10:26:46 PM  
Emo Show
 
2012-10-28 10:26:55 PM  
Big Show getting forgetful, calls himself "The Giant".
 
2012-10-28 10:27:12 PM  
owen talk on Sheamus
 
2012-10-28 10:27:28 PM  
You know, I'm glad Show won clean and gets a title run. Like Mizark, he did deserve one even if they kind of spoiled him a bit earlier in the year.
 
2012-10-28 10:27:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Big Show getting forgetful, calls himself "The Giant".


I think he's earned himself the title. I'm of the opinion that he's better than Andre was.
 
2012-10-28 10:27:42 PM  
26th annual?

Good, Cole.
 
2012-10-28 10:27:48 PM  
Crowd has been stunned into silence by Big Show's promo, retroactively.
 
2012-10-28 10:27:57 PM  

silgryphon: owen talk on Sheamus


I now hate Matt Stryker. Correlation is causation in this case.
 
2012-10-28 10:28:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Big Show getting forgetful, calls himself "The Giant".


He may have a concussion.
 
2012-10-28 10:28:33 PM  
So Cena has to get involved in the Main Event somehow. No way he is limited to the preshow
 
2012-10-28 10:28:41 PM  
Heh. Now that's odd coincidence. Aunt in law just called our house to check in that everyone has made it to their destinations.
 
2012-10-28 10:29:12 PM  
FEED ME
littledebbie.com
 
2012-10-28 10:30:00 PM  

clintster: FEED ME
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Oh no way! they sell those now?
 
2012-10-28 10:30:03 PM  

RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: Big Show getting forgetful, calls himself "The Giant".

I think he's earned himself the title. I'm of the opinion that he's better than Andre was.


Agreed, I think Show works hard and deserves some late-career accolades.
 
2012-10-28 10:30:08 PM  
Let's hope Ryberg's pillow was fart free lat night.

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 10:30:38 PM  
Heel Punk is still Best Punk. I hate Scaredy Punk. Get rid of that whiny peon and make sure the heel champion is true heel.
 
2012-10-28 10:30:48 PM  
What? They're going to give Ryback and Punk a half hour?
 
2012-10-28 10:31:02 PM  

silgryphon: clintster: FEED ME
[littledebbie.com image 285x158]

Oh no way! they sell those now?


Yep, saw them in the grocery store this afternnon. I almost bought a box for the show tonight.
 
2012-10-28 10:31:17 PM  
Ryback wins?
 
2012-10-28 10:31:18 PM  
Oh hell no CHAMP DOES NOT GO FIRST
 
2012-10-28 10:31:21 PM  
*START STATIC*

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
 
2012-10-28 10:31:42 PM  

FinFangFark: Let's hope Ryberg's pillow was fart free lat night.

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Can Cody and DB be trusted not to do that?
 
2012-10-28 10:31:49 PM  
They're cheering! Quick, have Punk put down the Falcons! Oh wait nobody in Atlanta actually cares about NFL.
 
2012-10-28 10:31:55 PM  

clintster: silgryphon: clintster: FEED ME
[littledebbie.com image 285x158]

Oh no way! they sell those now?

Yep, saw them in the grocery store this afternnon. I almost bought a box for the show tonight.


How much were they?
 
2012-10-28 10:31:56 PM  
And yes, RYBACK goes second.
 
2012-10-28 10:32:00 PM  

LegacyDL: Ryback wins?


Cena and Big Show interfere, Big Show loses to Ziggles.
 
2012-10-28 10:32:10 PM  
This is only the second CM Punk Main Event not to involve Cena.

Fun Fact: On both of those PPVs, Cena was not on the card.

Punk has yet to Main Event ALONE a PPV that involved Cena....across an ENTIRE FARKING YEAR. And you wonder why no one else is over.
 
2012-10-28 10:32:18 PM  
Didn't Punk beat Undetaker in the cell?
 
2012-10-28 10:32:28 PM  
i107.photobucket.com

343, biatches
 
2012-10-28 10:32:31 PM  

verbaltoxin: They're cheering! Quick, have Punk put down the Falcons! Oh wait nobody in Atlanta actually cares about NFL.


The Falcons are 7-0. They REALLY care about the NFL for now.
 
2012-10-28 10:32:33 PM  

RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: Big Show getting forgetful, calls himself "The Giant".

I think he's earned himself the title. I'm of the opinion that he's better than Andre was.


You never saw Andre in his younger days. Guy was fricking amazing.
 
2012-10-28 10:32:42 PM  

LoR75: Earguy: LoR75: Yeah, full evacuation on all the islands. Atlantic City Casinos are dark, and that never happens.

Really!? Even the casinos? Even Revel? Wow that's just insane.

Here's hoping things go ok out there. Stay safe.

Yeah, Revel, Borgata, all of them. Dark. Unconfirmed that at least one pier has already been busted up, and this is going to run until Tuesday.

How bad is it currently?

Aunt has retreated to Cherry Hill, but a cousin in Franklinville dealt with a flooded basement last time, and is more worried about what Sandy can do.


Wind is picking up, Wildwood is already flooding, waves approaching 20 feet, storm is pushing the water inward, we're expecting a hell of a high tide at 8:00 tomorrow morning. So far, it's just a steady rain with reasonably high winds. I'm kinda surprised my DirecTV is still working.