Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead

cman: Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead

...you paid for their PPVs?

FirstNationalBastard: cman: Sorry WWE, I have had enough of wasting my cash on your PPV events

Homeland is tonight, and that show is awesome. I recommend everyone to skip this PPV and watch Homeland instead

...you paid for their PPVs?

Yeah, I like the fact that the people who entertain me are getting paid. You are not just farking over Vinny Mac by not paying, but you are also lowering bonuses that wrestlers get from the PPV

FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.

robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.

If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass

TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

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Thats another farking thing...

Vinny Mac should have made some sort of business deal to keep the WWF initials. fark him for that bullshiat

robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.

Oh wait, it's there.



cman: If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass

Ohhhhhhh, so jealous. LOL So, so jealous.

cman: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FarkUs tab? Sounds about right given that the HITC PPV is only going to have ONE HITC match. That's just stupid. Also, Ryback.

If these keep showing up in FarkUs, I'm going to start submitting them with a link to Kickstarter to fund my attempt to resurrect the old Battlemania comic.

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Thats another farking thing...

Vinny Mac should have made some sort of business deal to keep the WWF initials. fark him for that bullshiat

Vince doesn't want to be known for wrestling. He was probably overjoyed to have a reason to stick "Entertainment" in the name of his company. Of course, he was less happy to eventually have to pay the Pandas money to be able to use his own history, but that's his own goddamn fault.

I'm betting the WWE change would have eventually happened with or without a court ruling.

Oh, and we discussed this a bit at the end of the RAW thread, but now we have a decent audience for it...

FTFS:

WWE issued a casting call last week seeking women to apply to become female talent for the sports-entertainment organization as "Divas."

WWE is looking for woman between the ages of 18 and 30 "with charismatic personalities, beautiful faces and great bodies." Resumes as well as headshots and bikini body shots, are being requested.

Wrestling experience was not mentioned in the casting breakdown, with it being noted that WWE Divas "instantly gain a huge fan base", travel the world and appear on television in "600 million homes worldwide," and take part in multimedia shoots and charities.

Looks like WWE hasn't learned a thing with Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.

Style over substance always fails, but they still haven't figured that out.

robsul82: robsul82: Punk tweeted something earlier about a girl sitting on his face and linked a picture, saying to get our minds out of the gutter, hashtagged PG Tweet. It's no longer there, lol.

Oh wait, it's there.

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cman: If there is one thing that I hate about Punk it is that he got to tap Maria's ass

Ohhhhhhh, so jealous. LOL So, so jealous.

Ya damn right I am jealous.

She is so hot that I would put her in a wheelchair for a month after only 10 minutes of sex

FirstNationalBastard: Vince doesn't want to be known for wrestling. He was probably overjoyed to have a reason to stick "Entertainment" in the name of his company. Of course, he was less happy to eventually have to pay the Pandas money to be able to use his own history, but that's his own goddamn fault.

A brand is a brand. He had much capital with the WWF branding. I seriously doubt he would have ever dropped the F if it wasnt for this.

cman: Ya damn right I am jealous.

She is so hot that I would put her in a wheelchair for a month after only 10 minutes of sex

Oh, I meant me, I am OH so very jealous that Punk hit that.

/not in the douchebag fan way, the good way

In honor of rob getting a great Tony Romo opening:

CALCULATING BOTCHS

Sin Cara MITB Rating for all performers: 0.0

TheManofPA: In honor of rob getting a great Tony Romo opening:

CALCULATING BOTCHS

Sin Cara MITB Rating for all performers: 0.0

Mwahaha. +1

Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

No, what'd he do.

HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes
2 points: What match closes the show?
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?
3 points: What does Cena do tonight?
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner?
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?)
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year?

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: Oh, Dolph, after so many Fark hearts.

Did you see him OWN Irish online?

No, what'd he do.

Dolph Ziggler and World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus had a back-and-forth on Twitter last night. Here are a few comments:

Ziggler: "charisma=yelling ARSE or FELLA & nothing else of substance, good @WWE universe get behind who ur told to #ZigglersBetter"

Ziggler: "2 party system works right? Dont tell cena & shamus just keep cheering them & complaining @WWE #HellInACell #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Listen little FELLA when ur ARSE is that close 2 the ground u need ur granny behind u 2 wipe it & carry ur wee blue lunchbox."

Ziggler: "@wwesheamus im the best damn thing going in sports entertainment but youre right, you ARE taller #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Hey blondie, @TheRock just called. He wants most of what u just said or will ever say, back. Jog on son."

Ziggler: "@WWESheamus, @therock wouldnt call you, youre not a movie producer. but u produce a lot of Z's #yawn #ZigglersBetter"

Sheamus: "@HEELZiggler Ok lad, it's quite obvious ur kid sister hacked in 2 ur account & hijacked this little chat.So let's just leave it in the ring."

And for a lame 3 posts in a row:

1 point: Diva's match winner: EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?: YES
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?: Not that obscure, but I think he mentions Fabulous Moola tonight
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? No one
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes; BOTCHES EVERYWHERE! vs. Analogous to Rape
2 points: What match closes the show? Pink Eye vs. Stink Eye
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner The guy who needs to be given a chance to see if he bombs on the mic
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS STILL
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Pre-show and then of course saves the day after the HITC, in general looks like he is the best to earn his SS title shot
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) No, and even sadder, no
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? CM Punk holds on but looks incredibly weak doing it and we go "this was the worst PPV of the year" (i.e. no cash-in kills it) and it ends up being horribly rated because the smarks hate Ryback and the marks want Cena.

/I'm bitter
//going to miss Andy Reid

TheManofPA: Ziggler: "@wwesheamus im the best damn thing going in sports entertainment but youre right, you ARE taller #ZigglersBetter"

+eleventy

Glorious.

HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? NO
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? DOINK THE CLOWN
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ADR LOSE
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes USA TITLE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH vs who knows
2 points: What match closes the show? HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live?
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight?
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton?
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes
2 points: What match closes the show? PUNK VS ROID RAGE
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAMCHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? TOUT
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? WEEE--EEE--EELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) NO CASH IN - NO ASS CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? PUNK HOLDS TITLE

my lip balm addiction: HITC Half-Assed Guessing Game Challenge

1 point: Diva's match winner EVE
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? NO
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? DOINK THE CLOWN
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ADR LOSE
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes USA TITLE
2 points: What match closes the show? PUNK VS ROID RAGE
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner KOFI
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? TOUT
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? WEEE--EEE--EELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) NO CASH IN - NO ASS CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? PUNK HOLDS TITLE

Well that first one was a major farking botch. Thanks Fark.

1 point: Diva's match winner Eve.
1 point: Does Vince show up tonight live? Yes, most likely for AJgate
2 points: What obscure wrestler does JBL reference tonight? Johnny K-9
0 points: Del Rio vs. Orton? Beats the shiat outta me
2 points: Predict what match gets added when they realized Ryback can't go for 40 minutes Team Botch19 vs. PTP
2 points: What match closes the show? Smores/Punk
2 points: Miz vs. Kofi winner Kofi
3 points: WHO WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS? DANIEL BRYAN WILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
3 points: What does Cena do tonight? Interfere in Smores/Punk (and it'll still be hailed as heroic by TPTB)
4 points: Irish-Big Show winner? Irish, after 2 WMDs
4 points: Does Ziggler cash it in? (Bonus point: Is there an ass-cape?) Ziggles cashes, and NO CAPE
5 points: Does CM Punk become a smore or hold the belt for one solid PPV year? He wins, but Cenaference will make sure that we have SuperCena getting a crack at the title at Survivor Series

So the preshow is a Cena interview? Really?

ThatGuyGreg: So the preshow is a Cena interview? Really?

And a trainwreck of one at that

Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?

tbaughm: clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?

I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look

Indeed.

More FTFS:

- Lillian Garcia was hit by a car Friday. Cuts and bruises to her side, she spent the night and is expected to make a full recovery.

- John Cena is *rumored* to be involved in HIAC in some way, and his elbow is supposedly healed.

- TNA's ratings are down .17 points since last year at this time. Last Thursday's show was a .97, down from last week's .99 and last year's 1.14.

- Colt Cabana won the final level of the Seven Levels of Hate series against Adam Pearce; however, NWA's new regime said this match was unsanctioned and not for the NWA World Championship. After the match, Pearce put Cabana in a promo and handed him the belt anyway, but Cabana refused. Cabana buried the belt and the NWA, handing it back to Pearce, who simultaneously vacated the belt also, leaving it lying in the ring.

- NWA has also crowned new Light Heavyweight, North American and World Women's champions over the last three weeks, at different NWA promotions.

- CM Punk turned 24 on Friday.

- Linda McMahon has spent $43 mil. on her campaign so far to prove Vince is not just some carny trash AND YOU WILL ACCEPT ME AND MY SHRUNKEN, ROIDED GRAPEFRUITS GODDAMMIT!!

- WWE stock was downgraded by two financial analysis agencies this past week. They do not believe WWE has the cash they say they have, and have a negative outlook on the long-delayed WWE Network.

- Vince of course insists the F*CKING NETWORK IS COMING GODDAMMIT, AND WE WILL MAKE MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS, AND ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMIT NOT WRESTLING!

- More in WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.

CUT. OKAY.

verbaltoxin: More FTFS:

- Lillian Garcia was hit by a car Friday. Cuts and bruises to her side, she spent the night and is expected to make a full recovery.

- John Cena is *rumored* to be involved in HIAC in some way, and his elbow is supposedly healed.

- TNA's ratings are down .17 points since last year at this time. Last Thursday's show was a .97, down from last week's .99 and last year's 1.14.

- Colt Cabana won the final level of the Seven Levels of Hate series against Adam Pearce; however, NWA's new regime said this match was unsanctioned and not for the NWA World Championship. After the match, Pearce put Cabana in a promo and handed him the belt anyway, but Cabana refused. Cabana buried the belt and the NWA, handing it back to Pearce, who simultaneously vacated the belt also, leaving it lying in the ring.

- NWA has also crowned new Light Heavyweight, North American and World Women's champions over the last three weeks, at different NWA promotions.

- CM Punk turned 24 on Friday.

- Linda McMahon has spent $43 mil. on her campaign so far to prove Vince is not just some carny trash AND YOU WILL ACCEPT ME AND MY SHRUNKEN, ROIDED GRAPEFRUITS GODDAMMIT!!

- WWE stock was downgraded by two financial analysis agencies this past week. They do not believe WWE has the cash they say they have, and have a negative outlook on the long-delayed WWE Network.

- Vince of course insists the F*CKING NETWORK IS COMING GODDAMMIT, AND WE WILL MAKE MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS, AND ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMIT NOT WRESTLING!

- More in WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.

CUT. OKAY.
From Wikipedia

Ring name(s) CM Punk[1]
Billed height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)[1]
Billed weight 218 lb (99 kg)[1]
Born October 26, 1978 (age 34)

tbaughm: clintster: Anyone know a good waterway a guy could jump into?

I hear the VIPBOX has some good TV, if you know where to look

Muchas gracias!

/love swimming in Europe

Typo. He's 34 going on 17. I say that because CM Punk is a 34 year old man who still puts x's on his hands, and calls himself "straightedge."

The toime for foighting is NOW!
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Back from the Packers game, chillin on the couch, most of the zombie facepaint removed, ready for the ppv