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(Some Guy)   Subby's roommate is in one of the band on a cruise ship for a week. Submit your revenge suggestions for welcoming him home   (bluescruise.com ) divider line 23
    More: Spiffy, police lineup, San Juan, dynasty, Puerto Rico, 6PM  
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2012-10-27 10:44:54 PM  
Put a huge wet spot on his bed with some cheap sex toys, spray some perfumeand leave some women's hair on the pillow.


And don't say anything. Let his imagination do the rest.
 
2012-10-28 06:30:21 AM  
Call in a tip to the DEA. Bonus if he actually does have drugs on him
 
2012-10-28 07:38:41 AM  
7 days confined on a boat with only the blues to listen to? I think he will have suffered enough.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:44 AM  
Take all his stuff to the pawn shop?
 
2012-10-28 08:29:40 AM  
I don't think any revenge you could come up with beats Montezuma's revenge.
 
2012-10-28 08:43:32 AM  

gaslight: Put a huge wet spot on his bed with some cheap sex toys, spray some perfume and leave some women's hair on the pillow.


And don't say anything. Let his imagination do the rest.


Might just as well close the thread right now.
 
2012-10-28 09:05:58 AM  
Subby: Subby's roommate is in one of the band on a cruise ship for a week.

Like, sexually?
 
2012-10-28 10:10:48 AM  

Friskya: gaslight: Put a huge wet spot on his bed with some cheap sex toys, spray some perfume and leave some women's hair on the pillow.


And don't say anything. Let his imagination do the rest.

Might just as well close the thread right now.


I'm afraid to make any suggestions right now.

There isn't enough coffee for me to make a sensible decision.
 
2012-10-28 10:30:21 AM  
Hide half of his stuff, at random. On the rest, put those little price tag stickers that people use at garage sales. Act innocent.
 
2012-10-28 11:29:59 AM  
if its just the two of you go sleep at a couples house you know who hes never met on the night hes coming home. have them sleep in your beds. have them insist its their place and they'll call the police if he doesn't go.

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for night he returns:
hide your car or means of transportation. remove battery from cell phone, unplug house phone, have your place in silence and darkness. have artistic friend put fake blood spatter on front door. change door locks. have yellow POLICE caution tape in place criss-crossing front doorway.
 
2012-10-28 11:38:28 AM  
Fill his room with balloons, it will take most of the week so you will need to get started today and just try for around 50-75 balloons a day unless you have help.

Now the real fun part is you need to get some glitter or talcom powder and fill random balloons with that, so that when he starts to pop balloons in order to get into his room he will be met by that nice little surprise.
 
2012-10-28 11:47:01 AM  
Drywall, patch and paint over the door to his room.
 
2012-10-28 12:03:17 PM  
Lava_Backflips: Drywall, patch and paint over the door to his room.

Oh my god... combine this with:

KrispyKritter: if its just the two of you go sleep at a couples house you know who hes never met on the night hes coming home. have them sleep in your beds. have them insist its their place and they'll call the police if he doesn't go.

and I think we have a truly epic prank.
 
2012-10-28 12:07:58 PM  
Fill his room with popcorn, unbuttered, unsalted or packing peanuts
 
2012-10-28 12:11:53 PM  
Change the locks, the external street address numbers, and buy a cheap sign for the front walk that says "The Smiths live here".
 
2012-10-28 02:42:15 PM  
Remove his bedroom door and exterior trim, fill in the space with drywall and paint to match the walls around it. For added points, put a working wall sconce on it, then arrange a nice end table with a vase in front of that space. Hire someone he doesn't know to sit in the house when he arrives, who will insist your roommate doesn't live there, never has, and there isn't even a room for him there.
 
2012-10-28 03:39:46 PM  
Subby here. The last time he went on tour I "pinked" his room with the help of a female friend. We replaced his sheets with pink satin ones. Tossed down a pink fake fur rug. Threw around pink panties and other intimate clothes. The amount of pink was rather overwhelming. We also covered the wall with boy band posters. The best part was it was his girlfriend's very first time visiting here and she just stood there with a shocked look on her face.

I like the idea of filling his room with balloons. I'd need an air tank for that since blowing up the required number would be exhausting.

If this wasn't a rental apartment, I'd go with drywalling his door.

/FYI, he plays keyboard for a popular Blues band.
 
2012-10-28 06:11:20 PM  
Load up a browser on his computer, make sure it doesn't automatically dump the history, and visit a bunch of twisted fetish sites, republican candidate websites, and any sites of him and/or his family. Then glue several keyboard keys together, and leave a little standing glue on the keys, mouse, and table.
 
2012-10-28 11:06:33 PM  

JonZoidberg: Load up a browser on his computer, make sure it doesn't automatically dump the history, and visit a bunch of twisted fetish sites, republican candidate websites, and any sites of him and/or his family. Then glue several keyboard keys together, and leave a little standing glue on the keys, mouse, and table.


If it wasn't a mac laptop I'd go for it. PC keyboards are cheap and would be worth the small cost to do this prank. Replacing the keyboard in a mac laptop, not so cheap.
 
2012-10-29 02:01:01 AM  
Dude's in a shiatty band on a shiatty cruise line. Where is the need for vengeance?
 
2012-10-29 02:02:40 AM  

ParagonComplex: Dude's in a shiatty band on a shiatty cruise line. Where is the need for vengeance?


Troll. You don't even know which band he is in.
 
2012-10-29 12:16:44 PM  

ParagonComplex: Dude's in a shiatty band on a shiatty cruise line. Where is the need for vengeance?


You have a shiatty handle on a shiatty news site.. what gives, troll?
 
2012-10-31 01:36:33 AM  
You could just do his mom on his bed while videotaping the event then put in on a big screen on endless loop.

Failing that, install several small speakers and play mouse sounds. Add shadow mice running around the room in the semi-darkness.
 
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