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(ImageShack)   GOP candidate in NH pulls back the pink curtains to show us what Maggie Hassan is hiding. Wait, um, is that a vulva? Fear the vulva   (img189.imageshack.us) divider line 46
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2012-10-27 09:23:02 PM
10 votes:
Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.
2012-10-28 11:30:18 AM
5 votes:

the_rhino: To all the ladies in this thread claiming to have (nice) vaginas: pics or it didn't happen. For science, of course
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Fine, fine. Just this once.

i49.tinypic.com
2012-10-28 10:07:57 AM
5 votes:
Let's just cut to the chase.....

i45.tinypic.com
2012-10-28 08:28:15 AM
4 votes:
Someone needs a good tongue lashing for that one
2012-10-27 10:00:15 PM
4 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.


Pussies.
2012-10-28 11:52:44 AM
3 votes:

rubi_con_man: 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh i


That's two thirds on an inch. Lose some weight and you'll stop confusing your outie for your dick.
2012-10-28 11:49:31 AM
3 votes:

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Stop making out with Tom Selleck.
2012-10-28 10:36:54 AM
3 votes:

YoungSwedishBlonde: Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)

Oh-ho no, I'm not falling for this again.


All for the better... Im sure your old lady is glad to be saved another round of "What happens if I poke you here? Here? What about here?"
2012-10-28 10:28:03 AM
3 votes:

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


I would be world-famous if I had the g-spot lick in my cunniligual repertoire. As it stands, I have to settle for local celebrity.
2012-10-28 10:21:35 AM
3 votes:

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Dan Savage, is that you?
2012-10-28 10:09:54 AM
3 votes:
img593.imageshack.us
2012-10-28 09:38:09 AM
3 votes:
Well, that clinches it for me. I've always been pro vulva.
2012-10-28 09:02:40 AM
3 votes:
www.creatingacomic.com

Photo of the director of the ad.
2012-10-28 12:58:16 AM
3 votes:
Be careful... they might try to rape it.
2012-10-28 01:48:48 PM
2 votes:
Non-story. Overzealous snapper.
2012-10-28 11:45:07 AM
2 votes:
Nice ti see my belief at Repubs have the emotional growth of teenage boys confirmed.
2012-10-28 10:38:44 AM
2 votes:

Need Help Soonish: All for the better... Im sure your old lady is glad to be saved another round of "What happens if I poke you here? Here? What about here?"


Hey, I'll bruise all the damn navels I damn well please.
2012-10-28 10:24:25 AM
2 votes:

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.
2012-10-28 10:22:54 AM
2 votes:

rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]
2012-10-28 08:51:37 AM
2 votes:
All it needs now is a pair of hands pulling the curtain apart.

/YOU know who's hands! ;)
2012-10-28 08:33:49 AM
2 votes:

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


What a cunning stunt!
2012-10-28 08:31:26 AM
2 votes:
To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.
2012-10-27 10:42:59 PM
2 votes:

Bucky Katt: Who?


Twat?
2012-10-28 04:42:25 PM
1 votes:
Well, that's not a VolvO...
2012-10-28 04:36:48 PM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann:

When did my fellow men (and I use that term lightly) become such utter and complete pussies?


Shhhh, don't compliment them.
2012-10-28 03:44:58 PM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Someone needs some remedial anatomy lessons. A product of wonderful American sex ed, I'm sure.
2012-10-28 02:28:38 PM
1 votes:
Wow. There is a republican lack of understanding about how lady bits work in this thread.
2012-10-28 02:10:20 PM
1 votes:
I'm convinced that the GOP happened to watch 'Teeth' during Congress Horror Movie Night and thought it to be a true story.
2012-10-28 12:43:59 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Mulva?
2012-10-28 12:02:57 PM
1 votes:

Summoner101: That's quite possibly the strangest way to lay the carpet I've ever heard. I don't think I'd be able to contain the laughter if I saw that in a woman.


4.bp.blogspot.com


"If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong."
2012-10-28 11:32:35 AM
1 votes:

Polyhazard: rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?
No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.
Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.
Only if you shave your wedding tackle.
Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Dan Savage, is that you?


Dan Savage knows that the clitoris is not located inside the vagina.
2012-10-28 11:26:28 AM
1 votes:
Hardwood flooring is nice, but I miss the days when carpeting was more fashionable.

/get off my lawn
//that reminds me - neatly trimmed is also quite nice
2012-10-28 10:54:38 AM
1 votes:
We've gone beyond satire. The GOP really, really hates/fears vaginas, don't they?
2012-10-28 10:41:30 AM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man:

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Hey, that's exactly what I did the first time I gave a blowjob!

It only took about... um, 45 minutes or so.

Seriously, dude. I'd feel bad for your girlfriend if it weren't so obvious you've never had one.
2012-10-28 10:32:27 AM
1 votes:

YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.


As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)
2012-10-28 10:21:10 AM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Man up, nancy.
2012-10-28 10:18:15 AM
1 votes:

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


Is Mr Lamontagne suggesting she pay a poll tax?
2012-10-28 10:14:44 AM
1 votes:
Sounds like a job for Transssssvaginal Ullllllltraaaahsound!
2012-10-28 09:31:39 AM
1 votes:
Follow the vulva!
2012-10-28 08:55:15 AM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.


Only if you shave your wedding tackle.
2012-10-28 08:50:46 AM
1 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?


No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.
2012-10-28 08:36:25 AM
1 votes:
'What is she hiding?' Why do you want to know what's up there? Think she has a secret pregnancy?
2012-10-28 08:32:29 AM
1 votes:

YoungSwedishBlonde: To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.


IT'S JUST A HAIRY VERTICAL LINE
2012-10-28 08:28:31 AM
1 votes:
I, for one, am calling the FCC now and tell them that someone is broadcasting cooters on the public airwaves.

Can we get a letter writing campaign going?
2012-10-27 09:42:13 PM
1 votes:
i1214.photobucket.com
Approves.
2012-10-27 08:47:14 PM
1 votes:
WTF is this shiat? Really?
 
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