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(ImageShack)   GOP candidate in NH pulls back the pink curtains to show us what Maggie Hassan is hiding. Wait, um, is that a vulva? Fear the vulva   (img189.imageshack.us) divider line 31
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2012-10-28 10:22:54 AM
4 votes:

rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]
2012-10-28 03:44:58 PM
3 votes:

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Someone needs some remedial anatomy lessons. A product of wonderful American sex ed, I'm sure.
2012-10-28 10:31:54 AM
3 votes:

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


Not to mention, that sounds like a wholly unsatisfying BJ.

Perhaps if rubi_con_man learned a thing or two about female pleasure, he could find himself a lady who knows how to both wash her junk and give head.
2012-10-28 02:28:38 PM
2 votes:
Wow. There is a republican lack of understanding about how lady bits work in this thread.
2012-10-28 11:26:28 AM
2 votes:
Hardwood flooring is nice, but I miss the days when carpeting was more fashionable.

/get off my lawn
//that reminds me - neatly trimmed is also quite nice
2012-10-28 10:41:30 AM
2 votes:

rubi_con_man:

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Hey, that's exactly what I did the first time I gave a blowjob!

It only took about... um, 45 minutes or so.

Seriously, dude. I'd feel bad for your girlfriend if it weren't so obvious you've never had one.
2012-10-28 10:21:10 AM
2 votes:

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Man up, nancy.
2012-10-27 09:42:13 PM
2 votes:
i1214.photobucket.com
Approves.
2012-10-28 04:45:00 PM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

When did my fellow men (and I use that term lightly) become such utter and complete pussies?


Right around the time dudes started shaving their chest.
2012-10-28 03:59:44 PM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


When did my fellow men (and I use that term lightly) become such utter and complete pussies?
2012-10-28 12:07:08 PM
1 votes:

Polyhazard: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Dan Savage, is that you?


Having met Dan Savage, I approve of this snark.

/if you know that somebody is "musky" and "unwashed" then why are you sleeping with their nastiness in the first place?
2012-10-28 11:52:44 AM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh i


That's two thirds on an inch. Lose some weight and you'll stop confusing your outie for your dick.
2012-10-28 11:32:35 AM
1 votes:

Polyhazard: rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?
No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.
Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.
Only if you shave your wedding tackle.
Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Dan Savage, is that you?


Dan Savage knows that the clitoris is not located inside the vagina.
2012-10-28 11:22:35 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-28 10:36:54 AM
1 votes:

YoungSwedishBlonde: Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)

Oh-ho no, I'm not falling for this again.


All for the better... Im sure your old lady is glad to be saved another round of "What happens if I poke you here? Here? What about here?"
2012-10-28 10:28:03 AM
1 votes:

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


I would be world-famous if I had the g-spot lick in my cunniligual repertoire. As it stands, I have to settle for local celebrity.
2012-10-28 10:24:25 AM
1 votes:

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.
2012-10-28 10:21:35 AM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Dan Savage, is that you?
2012-10-28 10:07:57 AM
1 votes:
Let's just cut to the chase.....

i45.tinypic.com
2012-10-28 10:03:32 AM
1 votes:
I like how the one audio clip from Hassan in the video is "We need to have a discussion," after the audience has been primed with all this pinkness and swirly script font.

Make no mistake, the GOP has chosen its demographic and it knows exactly what buttons to push.
2012-10-28 09:31:39 AM
1 votes:
Follow the vulva!
2012-10-28 09:02:40 AM
1 votes:
www.creatingacomic.com

Photo of the director of the ad.
2012-10-28 08:55:15 AM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.


Only if you shave your wedding tackle.
2012-10-28 08:50:46 AM
1 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?


No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.
2012-10-28 08:36:25 AM
1 votes:
'What is she hiding?' Why do you want to know what's up there? Think she has a secret pregnancy?
2012-10-28 08:32:29 AM
1 votes:

YoungSwedishBlonde: To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.


IT'S JUST A HAIRY VERTICAL LINE
2012-10-28 08:28:31 AM
1 votes:
I, for one, am calling the FCC now and tell them that someone is broadcasting cooters on the public airwaves.

Can we get a letter writing campaign going?
2012-10-27 10:00:15 PM
1 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.


Pussies.
2012-10-27 09:38:04 PM
1 votes:
They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.
2012-10-27 09:17:05 PM
1 votes:
That's hilarious.
2012-10-27 08:47:14 PM
1 votes:
WTF is this shiat? Really?
 
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