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2012-10-27 08:47:14 PM  
WTF is this shiat? Really?
 
2012-10-27 08:51:42 PM  
Who?
 
2012-10-27 08:52:38 PM  
Sadly, I must see that ad 10 times a night, and it finally caught my eye. At first I thought- "no way", then "holy shiat!"
 
2012-10-27 09:17:05 PM  
That's hilarious.
 
2012-10-27 09:23:02 PM  
Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.
 
2012-10-27 09:38:04 PM  
They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.
 
2012-10-27 09:42:13 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
Approves.
 
2012-10-27 10:00:15 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.


Pussies.
 
2012-10-27 10:10:06 PM  
Here's the ad video

Link
 
2012-10-27 10:42:59 PM  

Bucky Katt: Who?


Twat?
 
2012-10-28 12:58:16 AM  
Be careful... they might try to rape it.
 
2012-10-28 08:27:07 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
Gil-Gavag, Lord of the Elves approves.
 
2012-10-28 08:27:33 AM  
"Make a run for the border!"
 
2012-10-28 08:28:15 AM  
Someone needs a good tongue lashing for that one
 
2012-10-28 08:28:31 AM  
I, for one, am calling the FCC now and tell them that someone is broadcasting cooters on the public airwaves.

Can we get a letter writing campaign going?
 
2012-10-28 08:29:11 AM  
Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?
 
2012-10-28 08:31:26 AM  
To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.
 
2012-10-28 08:32:29 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.


IT'S JUST A HAIRY VERTICAL LINE
 
2012-10-28 08:33:49 AM  

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


What a cunning stunt!
 
2012-10-28 08:35:39 AM  
Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg/
 
2012-10-28 08:36:25 AM  
'What is she hiding?' Why do you want to know what's up there? Think she has a secret pregnancy?
 
2012-10-28 08:45:00 AM  
It took me a while, but I finally saw it...
 
2012-10-28 08:50:46 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?


No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:37 AM  
All it needs now is a pair of hands pulling the curtain apart.

/YOU know who's hands! ;)
 
2012-10-28 08:53:46 AM  

2wolves: Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.


Iknowthatreference.jpg
 
2012-10-28 08:55:15 AM  

rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.


Only if you shave your wedding tackle.
 
2012-10-28 09:02:40 AM  
www.creatingacomic.com

Photo of the director of the ad.
 
2012-10-28 09:05:30 AM  
Is... is it that she's a Muslim? Because Hassan is an Arabic surname...

/it can also be a Hebrew or Irish last name
 
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2012-10-28 09:30:44 AM  
please tell me they didn't intend to do this.
 
2012-10-28 09:31:39 AM  
Follow the vulva!
 
2012-10-28 09:38:09 AM  
Well, that clinches it for me. I've always been pro vulva.
 
2012-10-28 09:41:09 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.


Of course it is. It's only common courtesy/reciprocity.
 
2012-10-28 09:41:58 AM  
Maggie Hassan? My guess is either underbrush or suicide belt. What do I win?
 
2012-10-28 09:52:56 AM  

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


I'd be more concerned about the person who went through that frame by frame, to find the one frame that is suggestive.
 
2012-10-28 10:03:32 AM  
I like how the one audio clip from Hassan in the video is "We need to have a discussion," after the audience has been primed with all this pinkness and swirly script font.

Make no mistake, the GOP has chosen its demographic and it knows exactly what buttons to push.
 
2012-10-28 10:07:57 AM  
Let's just cut to the chase.....

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-28 10:09:54 AM  
img593.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-28 10:12:22 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.


Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.
 
2012-10-28 10:14:44 AM  
Sounds like a job for Transssssvaginal Ullllllltraaaahsound!
 
2012-10-28 10:18:15 AM  

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


Is Mr Lamontagne suggesting she pay a poll tax?
 
2012-10-28 10:21:10 AM  

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Man up, nancy.
 
2012-10-28 10:21:35 AM  

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Dan Savage, is that you?
 
2012-10-28 10:22:54 AM  

rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]
 
2012-10-28 10:24:25 AM  

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.
 
2012-10-28 10:28:03 AM  

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


I would be world-famous if I had the g-spot lick in my cunniligual repertoire. As it stands, I have to settle for local celebrity.
 
2012-10-28 10:31:54 AM  

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


Not to mention, that sounds like a wholly unsatisfying BJ.

Perhaps if rubi_con_man learned a thing or two about female pleasure, he could find himself a lady who knows how to both wash her junk and give head.
 
2012-10-28 10:32:27 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.


As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)
 
2012-10-28 10:33:15 AM  

Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)


Oh-ho no, I'm not falling for this again.
 
2012-10-28 10:33:28 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.


New Hampshire isn't on the internets.
 
2012-10-28 10:34:00 AM  

Polyhazard: Not to mention, that sounds like a wholly unsatisfying BJ.


Indeed.
 
2012-10-28 10:36:54 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)

Oh-ho no, I'm not falling for this again.


All for the better... Im sure your old lady is glad to be saved another round of "What happens if I poke you here? Here? What about here?"
 
2012-10-28 10:38:44 AM  

Need Help Soonish: All for the better... Im sure your old lady is glad to be saved another round of "What happens if I poke you here? Here? What about here?"


Hey, I'll bruise all the damn navels I damn well please.
 
2012-10-28 10:41:30 AM  

rubi_con_man:

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Hey, that's exactly what I did the first time I gave a blowjob!

It only took about... um, 45 minutes or so.

Seriously, dude. I'd feel bad for your girlfriend if it weren't so obvious you've never had one.
 
2012-10-28 10:43:53 AM  
To all the ladies in this thread claiming to have (nice) vaginas: pics or it didn't happen. For science, of course
.
 
2012-10-28 10:52:57 AM  

PonceAlyosha: [www.creatingacomic.com image 400x267]

Photo of the director of the ad.


Heh. Just watched that again last night. I've probably seen it 30 times by now. Still good.
 
2012-10-28 10:54:38 AM  
We've gone beyond satire. The GOP really, really hates/fears vaginas, don't they?
 
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2012-10-28 10:59:04 AM  

Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.


HEY-O!
 
2012-10-28 11:03:41 AM  
Sure takes balls to do an ad like that and then broadcast it.


//Georgia O'Keefe would be so proud. Arizona New Mexico republicans are kicking themselves for not being first. 

Here's a sample of Georgia's oeuvre

i201.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-28 11:04:54 AM  

Need Help Soonish: As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.


that's cool and all but this is 2012. That's kinda misogynistic, brah
 
2012-10-28 11:10:07 AM  

whereisian: Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link

I'd be more concerned about the person who went through that frame by frame, to find the one frame that is suggestive.


a bunch of "this"
 
2012-10-28 11:22:35 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-28 11:26:28 AM  
Hardwood flooring is nice, but I miss the days when carpeting was more fashionable.

/get off my lawn
//that reminds me - neatly trimmed is also quite nice
 
2012-10-28 11:30:18 AM  

the_rhino: To all the ladies in this thread claiming to have (nice) vaginas: pics or it didn't happen. For science, of course
.


Fine, fine. Just this once.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-28 11:32:35 AM  

Polyhazard: rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?
No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.
Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.
Only if you shave your wedding tackle.
Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Dan Savage, is that you?


Dan Savage knows that the clitoris is not located inside the vagina.
 
2012-10-28 11:42:00 AM  

Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)


This is relevant to my interests.

/already well-versed
//always down for a refresher
 
2012-10-28 11:45:07 AM  
Nice ti see my belief at Repubs have the emotional growth of teenage boys confirmed.
 
2012-10-28 11:49:31 AM  

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Stop making out with Tom Selleck.
 
2012-10-28 11:52:44 AM  

rubi_con_man: 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh i


That's two thirds on an inch. Lose some weight and you'll stop confusing your outie for your dick.
 
2012-10-28 11:53:06 AM  

Zmog: Well, that clinches it for me. I've always been pro vulva.


Sounds to me like you're pro Kegels.
 
2012-10-28 11:56:22 AM  

thamike: rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Stop making out with Tom Selleck.


That's quite possibly the strangest way to lay the carpet I've ever heard. I don't think I'd be able to contain the laughter if I saw that in a woman.
 
2012-10-28 11:57:28 AM  

Summoner101: thamike: rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Stop making out with Tom Selleck.

That's quite possibly the strangest way to lay the carpet I've ever heard. I don't think I'd be able to contain the laughter if I saw that in a woman.


ON a woman.
 
2012-10-28 12:00:11 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.


img.photobucket.com

"Eewwww, it looks like a sad old man."
 
2012-10-28 12:02:57 PM  

Summoner101: That's quite possibly the strangest way to lay the carpet I've ever heard. I don't think I'd be able to contain the laughter if I saw that in a woman.


4.bp.blogspot.com


"If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong."
 
2012-10-28 12:07:08 PM  

Polyhazard: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Dan Savage, is that you?


Having met Dan Savage, I approve of this snark.

/if you know that somebody is "musky" and "unwashed" then why are you sleeping with their nastiness in the first place?
 
2012-10-28 12:11:16 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: /if you know that somebody is "musky" and "unwashed" then why are you sleeping with their nastiness in the first place?


Hey, now don't knock it til you try it.
 
2012-10-28 12:12:32 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: /if you know that somebody is "musky" and "unwashed" then why are you sleeping with their nastiness in the first place?


By the time you get to the point where you find that out, it's already to late.

/Meh, what the hell...
 
2012-10-28 12:16:59 PM  
Ahh, the conservative party's twatting about again, aren't they...
 
2012-10-28 12:43:59 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Mulva?
 
2012-10-28 12:44:50 PM  

theteacher: 2wolves: Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.

Iknowthatreference.jpg


That makes two of us.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2012-10-28 01:09:05 PM  
oi47.tinypic.com

Really?!
 
2012-10-28 01:11:07 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Polyhazard: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

Dan Savage, is that you?

Having met Dan Savage, I approve of this snark.

/if you know that somebody is "musky" and "unwashed" then why are you sleeping with their nastiness in the first place?


Alcohol, how does it work?
 
2012-10-28 01:48:48 PM  
Non-story. Overzealous snapper.
 
2012-10-28 02:10:20 PM  
I'm convinced that the GOP happened to watch 'Teeth' during Congress Horror Movie Night and thought it to be a true story.
 
2012-10-28 02:28:38 PM  
Wow. There is a republican lack of understanding about how lady bits work in this thread.
 
2012-10-28 02:36:37 PM  

2wolves: theteacher: 2wolves: Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.

Iknowthatreference.jpg

That makes two of us.


Three
 
2012-10-28 02:40:21 PM  

Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)


I can summarize.

- Buy lots of sushi.

- Memorize this line: "No, you don't need to wear Spanks to pull that top off."

- Apologize quickly, and often.

Hit all of these points in one night? Boom. Instant Chickgasm.
 
2012-10-28 03:07:43 PM  

thamike: The My Little Pony Killer: /if you know that somebody is "musky" and "unwashed" then why are you sleeping with their nastiness in the first place?

Hey, now don't knock it til you try it.


Pussy is pussy.

Be a good wing man and take the fat friend.
 
2012-10-28 03:32:57 PM  

Need Help Soonish:
All for the better... Im sure your old lady is glad to be saved another round of "What happens if I poke you here? Here? What about here?"


You can't be 'soonish.
Who are you and what have you done with Fark's favorite pillow-biter?
 
2012-10-28 03:44:58 PM  

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Someone needs some remedial anatomy lessons. A product of wonderful American sex ed, I'm sure.
 
2012-10-28 03:53:13 PM  

rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.


Grow a pair, you pansy.
 
2012-10-28 03:59:44 PM  

rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


When did my fellow men (and I use that term lightly) become such utter and complete pussies?
 
2012-10-28 04:36:48 PM  

Ed Grubermann:

When did my fellow men (and I use that term lightly) become such utter and complete pussies?


Shhhh, don't compliment them.
 
2012-10-28 04:42:25 PM  
Well, that's not a VolvO...
 
2012-10-28 04:45:00 PM  

Ed Grubermann: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

When did my fellow men (and I use that term lightly) become such utter and complete pussies?


Right around the time dudes started shaving their chest.
 
2012-10-28 07:08:05 PM  

Summoner101: Someone needs a good tongue lashing for that one


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-28 07:33:07 PM  

Ed Grubermann: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

When did my fellow men (and I use that term lightly) become such utter and complete pussies?


Hey, not all of us are like that. I don't like hairy pussies, but I'll deal with it with no complaints. Shaved ladybits are kind of like getting a second order of fries at McDonald's for free. You're not really expecting it, but it's awesome when it happens.
 
2012-10-28 07:46:17 PM  

twat_waffle: Shaved ladybits are kind of like getting a second order of fries at McDonald's for free. You're not really expecting it, but it's awesome when it happens.


This is probably the most hilariously disturbing metaphor I've heard on Fark. Congratulations.
 
2012-10-28 08:26:14 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: twat_waffle: Shaved ladybits are kind of like getting a second order of fries at McDonald's for free. You're not really expecting it, but it's awesome when it happens.

This is probably the most hilariously disturbing metaphor I've heard on Fark. Congratulations.


Would've been better and more accurate had he said poutine instead of fries.
 
2012-10-28 09:05:12 PM  

TommyDeuce: 2wolves: theteacher: 2wolves: Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.

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That makes two of us.

Three


And none of the three of you have the quote correct.
 
2012-10-28 09:31:32 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

"We totally do"
 
2012-10-28 10:26:18 PM  
Wow...

This thread delivers!
 
2012-10-29 12:56:57 AM  
HASSAN TWAT.
 
2012-10-29 06:26:56 AM  
Pudding?
 
2012-10-29 06:45:28 AM  

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

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At first I couldn't even comprehend that level of anatomy fail so I was trying to figure out what the fark kind of walmart shopping women he was picking up that had 4-6 inches of flesh to get through before you hit the clit.
 
2012-10-29 12:26:15 PM  
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