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(ImageShack)   GOP candidate in NH pulls back the pink curtains to show us what Maggie Hassan is hiding. Wait, um, is that a vulva? Fear the vulva   (img189.imageshack.us) divider line 105
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2012-10-27 08:47:14 PM  
WTF is this shiat? Really?
 
2012-10-27 08:51:42 PM  
Who?
 
2012-10-27 08:52:38 PM  
Sadly, I must see that ad 10 times a night, and it finally caught my eye. At first I thought- "no way", then "holy shiat!"
 
2012-10-27 09:17:05 PM  
That's hilarious.
 
2012-10-27 09:23:02 PM  
Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.
 
2012-10-27 09:38:04 PM  
They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.
 
2012-10-27 09:42:13 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
Approves.
 
2012-10-27 10:00:15 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.


Pussies.
 
2012-10-27 10:10:06 PM  
Here's the ad video

Link
 
2012-10-27 10:42:59 PM  

Bucky Katt: Who?


Twat?
 
2012-10-28 12:58:16 AM  
Be careful... they might try to rape it.
 
2012-10-28 08:27:07 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
Gil-Gavag, Lord of the Elves approves.
 
2012-10-28 08:27:33 AM  
"Make a run for the border!"
 
2012-10-28 08:28:15 AM  
Someone needs a good tongue lashing for that one
 
2012-10-28 08:28:31 AM  
I, for one, am calling the FCC now and tell them that someone is broadcasting cooters on the public airwaves.

Can we get a letter writing campaign going?
 
2012-10-28 08:29:11 AM  
Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?
 
2012-10-28 08:31:26 AM  
To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.
 
2012-10-28 08:32:29 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: To be fair, I don't think most GOP men that age remember what a vagina looks like.


IT'S JUST A HAIRY VERTICAL LINE
 
2012-10-28 08:33:49 AM  

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


What a cunning stunt!
 
2012-10-28 08:35:39 AM  
Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg/
 
2012-10-28 08:36:25 AM  
'What is she hiding?' Why do you want to know what's up there? Think she has a secret pregnancy?
 
2012-10-28 08:45:00 AM  
It took me a while, but I finally saw it...
 
2012-10-28 08:50:46 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?


No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.
 
2012-10-28 08:51:37 AM  
All it needs now is a pair of hands pulling the curtain apart.

/YOU know who's hands! ;)
 
2012-10-28 08:53:46 AM  

2wolves: Vulvas, they're boxy but they're safe.


Iknowthatreference.jpg
 
2012-10-28 08:55:15 AM  

rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.


Only if you shave your wedding tackle.
 
2012-10-28 09:02:40 AM  
www.creatingacomic.com

Photo of the director of the ad.
 
2012-10-28 09:05:30 AM  
Is... is it that she's a Muslim? Because Hassan is an Arabic surname...

/it can also be a Hebrew or Irish last name
 
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2012-10-28 09:30:44 AM  
please tell me they didn't intend to do this.
 
2012-10-28 09:31:39 AM  
Follow the vulva!
 
2012-10-28 09:38:09 AM  
Well, that clinches it for me. I've always been pro vulva.
 
2012-10-28 09:41:09 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.


Of course it is. It's only common courtesy/reciprocity.
 
2012-10-28 09:41:58 AM  
Maggie Hassan? My guess is either underbrush or suicide belt. What do I win?
 
2012-10-28 09:52:56 AM  

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


I'd be more concerned about the person who went through that frame by frame, to find the one frame that is suggestive.
 
2012-10-28 10:03:32 AM  
I like how the one audio clip from Hassan in the video is "We need to have a discussion," after the audience has been primed with all this pinkness and swirly script font.

Make no mistake, the GOP has chosen its demographic and it knows exactly what buttons to push.
 
2012-10-28 10:07:57 AM  
Let's just cut to the chase.....

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2012-10-28 10:09:54 AM  
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2012-10-28 10:12:22 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.


Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.
 
2012-10-28 10:14:44 AM  
Sounds like a job for Transssssvaginal Ullllllltraaaahsound!
 
2012-10-28 10:18:15 AM  

Cuchulane: Here's the ad video

Link


Is Mr Lamontagne suggesting she pay a poll tax?
 
2012-10-28 10:21:10 AM  

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Man up, nancy.
 
2012-10-28 10:21:35 AM  

rubi_con_man: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: rubi_con_man: Bonanza Jellybean: Jesus fark, what next? Conservatards filming themselves pissing on/setting fire to the Venus symbol?

No, they were probably were blessed to grow up with women who didn't expect them to lick their front-butts.

Seriously, ladies. Shave that thing.

Only if you shave your wedding tackle.

Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


Dan Savage, is that you?
 
2012-10-28 10:22:54 AM  

rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.


You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]
 
2012-10-28 10:24:25 AM  

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.
 
2012-10-28 10:28:03 AM  

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


I would be world-famous if I had the g-spot lick in my cunniligual repertoire. As it stands, I have to settle for local celebrity.
 
2012-10-28 10:31:54 AM  

Need Help Soonish: rubi_con_man: Yes, because asking you to lick the end of a 4/6 inch tube of naked flesh is exactly the same as asking us to put musky, unwashed hair into our mouth to reach a tiny spot 4-6 inches in a hairy flesh-cave.

You have never actually *seen* a vagina, have you?

K. Here goes.

Your not supposed to try and lick the *G* spot... Your supposed to lick the clitoris. The clitoris is located OUTSIDE of the vagina if you wanna hit the *G* spot, use your fingers or your penis.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


Not to mention, that sounds like a wholly unsatisfying BJ.

Perhaps if rubi_con_man learned a thing or two about female pleasure, he could find himself a lady who knows how to both wash her junk and give head.
 
2012-10-28 10:32:27 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.


As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)
 
2012-10-28 10:33:15 AM  

Need Help Soonish: YoungSwedishBlonde: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, THIS FOOL STILL BELIEVES IN THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD.

Women have no pleasure spots other than the part of the brain that detects plastic and gems.

As the owner of a very nice vagina, might I just say that... yes... yes it does indeed exist.

I can even tell you have to find it, should you be so interested.

As an aside, if you only date gold-digging skank bags, that more of a *you* issue :)


Oh-ho no, I'm not falling for this again.
 
2012-10-28 10:33:28 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: They're doing a good job keeping it off the internets. As of 9:37pm ET, "what is maggie hassan hiding" produces zero google results.


New Hampshire isn't on the internets.
 
2012-10-28 10:34:00 AM  

Polyhazard: Not to mention, that sounds like a wholly unsatisfying BJ.


Indeed.
 
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