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(Charlotte Observer)   Things to do with your mom. A) Visit museums. B) Bake cookies. C) Rob banks   (charlotteobserver.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-27 05:07:27 PM
A boy's best friend is his mother.
 
2012-10-27 05:10:26 PM
Heh.
 
2012-10-27 05:11:02 PM
P.S. Not necessarily.
 
2012-10-27 05:12:07 PM
I have a fourth option for your mom, subby.
 
2012-10-27 05:14:07 PM

Bathia_Mapes: A boy's best friend is his mother.


D) Stuff birds.
 
2012-10-27 05:16:13 PM
D) Put her in the fruit cellar.
 
2012-10-27 05:18:41 PM
 
2012-10-27 05:20:32 PM
The Simpsons were arrested and charged with common law robbery and conspiracy to commit robbery.


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2012-10-27 05:26:45 PM
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Proud.
 
2012-10-27 05:28:54 PM
man. Kids these days. Whatever happened to the traditional hookers and blow?
 
2012-10-27 05:36:40 PM
Wasn't this a plot in one of the Police Squad movies?
 
2012-10-27 05:37:27 PM
That's why we call her "Ma", not "Mommy".
 
2012-10-27 05:37:28 PM
A-C sound fairly normal compared to the stuff I've seen on Fark.
 
2012-10-27 05:37:39 PM
Well, why not?
 
2012-10-27 05:39:12 PM
"I'm here to kick your ass and shoot you, and bad news, Sonny. I'm not wearing my ass-kicking shoes today."
 
2012-10-27 05:45:00 PM
Based on the awful cookies she has tried to make, and her skill with a handgun, robbing banks would turn out better than baking cookies. Mom - I love you, but you cannot bake very well. Cookies should not be interchangable with plywood.
 
2012-10-27 05:45:41 PM
I rather rob banks with my mom than shop at an outlet mall for the 100th time.
 
2012-10-27 05:50:56 PM
D) Throw her from a train.
 
2012-10-27 05:53:46 PM

Mentat: D) Throw her from a train.


*sigh*
 
2012-10-27 05:54:53 PM
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So that's what they're up to these days.
 
2012-10-27 05:55:44 PM
Question could definetly go with a D: All of the Above.
But that would be an incorrect answer.
From the looks of those two, I highly doubt they know what a museum is. And she looks more like a McD's and DQ type mom.
 
2012-10-27 06:12:58 PM

AmbassadorBooze: Based on the awful cookies she has tried to make, and her skill with a handgun, robbing banks would turn out better than baking cookies. Mom - I love you, but you cannot bake very well. Cookies should not be interchangable with plywood.


Can she drive a nail? Maybe your time with her should be better spent building a spare room with those cookies.
 
2012-10-27 06:23:55 PM
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2012-10-27 06:43:00 PM

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So the one with the beard is the son?
 
2012-10-27 06:50:45 PM
Freeze! Ahm Ma Baker. Put yer hands in the air and gimme all yer money.
 
2012-10-27 08:14:37 PM
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2012-10-27 08:32:38 PM
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2012-10-27 09:48:50 PM
Happy Mothers Day

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2012-10-27 09:57:19 PM
Mom buys cookies at the store. Frees up time for slot club at the casino.
 
2012-10-28 12:23:02 AM
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2012-10-28 08:23:06 AM
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