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2012-10-27 07:14:23 PM  

czetie: Come on, son. This is Fark. We expect a higher grade of trolling around here, especially if you ever want to graduate from the weekend shift.


Eh, it's election season, home stretch. This is like the world series of Trolling in progress.

They're bringing trolls up from the minor leagues to fill it out, we've got third and fourth-stringers here trying to knock one out of the park and make a name for himself before he strikes out and gets plonked too many times.
 
2012-10-27 07:15:57 PM  

Gotfire: panti


My pantry is full of rices?
 
2012-10-27 07:15:57 PM  

Silverstaff: czetie: Come on, son. This is Fark. We expect a higher grade of trolling around here, especially if you ever want to graduate from the weekend shift.

Eh, it's election season, home stretch. This is like the world series of Trolling in progress.

They're bringing trolls up from the minor leagues to fill it out, we've got third and fourth-stringers here trying to knock one out of the park and make a name for himself before he strikes out and gets plonked too many times.


Too bad trolling is so 2008, and isn't really cool or impressive anymore.
 
2012-10-27 07:16:43 PM  

Vectron: Smelly McUgly: Vectron: If this guy is right, why is it that any black person can walk through and white neighborhood safely while a white person cannot walk through a black neighborhood safely?

Your premise is incorrect.


Maybe, but not too far off. I'm playing contrary man tonight for laughs. People don't think enough about race. I get tired of knee jerk white liberals. God, they love themselves their black people.


There are whole states that I won't even put up with the trouble of going into as a black person, so that part of your premise is incorrect. I know quite a few white folks that have walked through primarily black neighborhoods and lived (without being harassed, even!), so that other part of your premise is also wrong, but that's not the point, I guess.

The point is that you're bored on a Saturday afternoon, I guess.
 
2012-10-27 07:18:03 PM  
somebody at work was flabbergasted when i said i thought a picture was in asia somewhere because of the decor and an asian was in the photograph. she said i shouldn't say 'asian' when describing a person. wtf ever.
 
2012-10-27 07:18:38 PM  

whidbey: Silverstaff: czetie: Come on, son. This is Fark. We expect a higher grade of trolling around here, especially if you ever want to graduate from the weekend shift.

Eh, it's election season, home stretch. This is like the world series of Trolling in progress.

They're bringing trolls up from the minor leagues to fill it out, we've got third and fourth-stringers here trying to knock one out of the park and make a name for himself before he strikes out and gets plonked too many times.

Too bad trolling is so 2008, and isn't really cool or impressive anymore.


don't go, W!
 
2012-10-27 07:18:52 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: So they're now going to support a guy who was only elected because of skin color. Racist much?


cry harder.
 
2012-10-27 07:19:13 PM  
John Sununu has always been a creep.
 
2012-10-27 07:19:35 PM  

Smelly McUgly: Yeah, I think it's more of a southern thing than anything. I picked it up when I lived in Texas for awhile.


I was raised in Texas. I don't refer to people as white folks and black folks. I refer to them as Bill or Steve or Lena or Georgia. If I refer to a group of people, they are people.
 
2012-10-27 07:19:55 PM  

beta_plus: What the party of "not racists" looks like:


Holy shiat! Black people! Get in the car and lock the doors! Hurry!

Hold me, I'm so scared.
 
2012-10-27 07:20:10 PM  
I also think it's weird that Republicans are shocked that most black people vote for the Democratic Party. They act like Barry Goldwater was the one threatening US senators to get the Civil Rights Act passed rather than LBJ.

I can't think of an argument for voting for a party that is pretty openly contemptuous of me because of my skin color - look at the party's own spokespeople like Limbaugh, Santorum, pretty much every Republican from the South, etc.
 
2012-10-27 07:20:15 PM  

a_bilge_monkey: I refer to them as Bill or Steve or Lena or Georgia


ANYTHING BUT SUE!
 
2012-10-27 07:20:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-27 07:22:42 PM  

indylaw: Vectron: I get tired of knee jerk white liberals. God, they love themselves their black people.

THAT'S what you're bringing? "N****r-lover"? Go fark yourself with a pineapple, you racist turd.



You sound like scumbag, cockroach lawyer, putting words in someone's mouth. Go chase an ambulance. Or better yet do some pro bono work for a whore and get your blowjob.
 
2012-10-27 07:23:43 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 377x270]


Did no one notice that he didn't start the thread out like this? That he kinda did a 180 right in the middle there?
 
2012-10-27 07:25:39 PM  

Smelly McUgly: Vectron: Smelly McUgly: Vectron: If this guy is right, why is it that any black person can walk through and white neighborhood safely while a white person cannot walk through a black neighborhood safely?

Your premise is incorrect.


Maybe, but not too far off. I'm playing contrary man tonight for laughs. People don't think enough about race. I get tired of knee jerk white liberals. God, they love themselves their black people.

There are whole states that I won't even put up with the trouble of going into as a black person, so that part of your premise is incorrect. I know quite a few white folks that have walked through primarily black neighborhoods and lived (without being harassed, even!), so that other part of your premise is also wrong, but that's not the point, I guess.

The point is that you're bored on a Saturday afternoon, I guess.


true!

But I would imagine you would be perfectly safe in those states just I might survive a walk though Oakland.
 
2012-10-27 07:26:08 PM  

Vectron: I think this is all a ploy to get more white people to vote for Obama.
The biggest fear white people have is being called a racist. It wrecks careers and moves one outside respectable society.
White people are pussies that are easily manipulated.


That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. If racists are afraid of being called racists - why wouldn't they just vote for the misogynistic gay-hating white guy but then CLAIM to have voted for Obama? No one ever sees their ballot.
 
2012-10-27 07:28:36 PM  

whidbey: a_bilge_monkey: I refer to them as Bill or Steve or Lena or Georgia

ANYTHING BUT SUE!


Unless it's a boy.
 
2012-10-27 07:28:46 PM  

Mentat: My hovercraft is full of eels.


Came for this one. Thanks!
 
2012-10-27 07:29:49 PM  

buster_v: Vectron: I think this is all a ploy to get more white people to vote for Obama.
The biggest fear white people have is being called a racist. It wrecks careers and moves one outside respectable society.
White people are pussies that are easily manipulated.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. If racists are afraid of being called racists - why wouldn't they just vote for the misogynistic gay-hating white guy but then CLAIM to have voted for Obama? No one ever sees their ballot.



I don't think it is the dumbest thing you have ever heard. Really!
It is speculation. But you're right. They could just get a I VOTED FOR OBAMA sticker to wear after they voted for Romney.
 
2012-10-27 07:30:15 PM  

Vectron: indylaw: Vectron: I get tired of knee jerk white liberals. God, they love themselves their black people.

THAT'S what you're bringing? "N****r-lover"? Go fark yourself with a pineapple, you racist turd.


You sound like scumbag, cockroach lawyer, putting words in someone's mouth. Go chase an ambulance. Or better yet do some pro bono work for a whore and get your blowjob.


Bwahahahaha. O cupcake. If you ever end up in jail played Chinese fingercuffs, give me a call.
 
2012-10-27 07:30:15 PM  

buster_v: Vectron: I think this is all a ploy to get more white people to vote for Obama.
The biggest fear white people have is being called a racist. It wrecks careers and moves one outside respectable society.
White people are pussies that are easily manipulated.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. If racists are afraid of being called racists - why wouldn't they just vote for the misogynistic gay-hating white guy but then CLAIM to have voted for Obama? No one ever sees their ballot.


Why can't I vote this Smartest and Funniest?
 
2012-10-27 07:30:18 PM  

CreamFilling: So is the other one.


So vote Republican.
 
2012-10-27 07:31:18 PM  
Please. We know the Republican party is full of nubianr lovers. Just look at their advertising.
 
2012-10-27 07:31:42 PM  

intelligent comment below: Vectron: Or better yet do some pro bono work for a whore and get your blowjob.


That's strange since the only way you get a girlfriend is to hang out with strippers and give them drugs and money


I object, your honor. That is just speculation from the counsel!
 
2012-10-27 07:32:29 PM  
There are many black folks that are intelligent. I'm a big fan of Rev Manning, because he speaks the truth, and has the balls to stand up to Sharpton, Jackson, and Liberal race baiters

Link
 
2012-10-27 07:33:16 PM  
www.indecisionforever.com

Colonel, Please. We know the Republican party is full of nubianr lovers. Just look at their advertising.
 
2012-10-27 07:35:11 PM  

DeltaPunch: [ct.fra.bz image 311x327]

I love conservative humor. It's not nuanced, intelligent, or even remotely funny. It's simply underlining their frustration.

I imagine the person making this was thinking something like "Grrrrrr, I keep getting schooled in these racial arguments, I'll just HIGHLIGHT THE SOURCE OF MY FRUSTRATION ON A WILLY WONKA MEME. That'll teach 'em."


I don't get it. Voting (or not voting) for someone because of their race is bigoted. This controversial for you?
 
2012-10-27 07:38:16 PM  

Gyrfalcon: whidbey: a_bilge_monkey: I refer to them as Bill or Steve or Lena or Georgia

ANYTHING BUT SUE!

Unless it's a boy.


MY NAME IS SUE
HOW DO YOU DO
NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
 
2012-10-27 07:38:29 PM  

herrDrFarkenstein: [www.indecisionforever.com image 400x496]

Colonel, Please. We know the Republican party is full of nubianr lovers. Just look at their advertising.


Well they do claim to sympathize with the taxpayer, so there's that...
 
2012-10-27 07:39:45 PM  

hbk72777: There are many black folks that are intelligent. I'm a big fan of Rev Manning, because he speaks the truth, and has the balls to stand up to Sharpton, Jackson, and Liberal race baiters

Link


"Ahem and boom shakalacka!"

Did he say that?

I would vote for him.
 
2012-10-27 07:40:11 PM  

phantomht: Smeggy Smurf: So they're now going to support a guy who was only elected because of skin color. Racist much?

cry harder.


More like mock and abuse the Democrats for being the party of racism since forever
 
2012-10-27 07:40:57 PM  

Vectron: Smelly McUgly: Vectron: If this guy is right, why is it that any black person can walk through and white neighborhood safely while a white person cannot walk through a black neighborhood safely?

Your premise is incorrect.


Maybe, but not too far off. I'm playing contrary man tonight for laughs. People don't think enough about race. I get tired of knee jerk white liberals. God, they love themselves their black people.


4/10

too obvious

a.abcnews.com
 
2012-10-27 07:42:45 PM  

Vectron: As Election Day 2012 nears, Obama appears unlikely to come anywhere near to attracting the percentage of overall white voters he did four years ago......How bad are Obama's prospects with white voters? A recent Washington Post-ABC News poll put Obama's support among white voters at 38 percent, dangerous territory for a president seeking re-election.


And it's almost entirely a Southern problem. Obama is actually leading among whites in the Midwest, and is only a couple of points behind Romney among whites in the West and Northeast. It's in the eternally ignorant and backwards South that he has a huge deficit.

www.motherjones.com
 
2012-10-27 07:43:14 PM  

CreamFilling: cameroncrazy1984: CreamFilling: So is the other one.

Tea Party?

Oh, I don't know. I didn't actually read the article. But if you believe that racism is limited to one party you're deluding yourself.


Yep, the 90% plus White Republican party isn't the only party with racism problems.

I just love this quote by the Republican subject of the article I just have to post it here:

...the real reason a considerable portion of my party wants President Obama out of the White House has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his competence as commander-in-chief and president, and everything to do with the color of his skin, and that's despicable.

The reason a considerable portion of Republicans want Obama defeated:

1. content of his character
2. competence as commander-in-chief
3. competence as president
4. he's a Nibong
 
2012-10-27 07:44:52 PM  

valar_morghulis: Vectron: Smelly McUgly: Vectron: If this guy is right, why is it that any black person can walk through and white neighborhood safely while a white person cannot walk through a black neighborhood safely?

Your premise is incorrect.


Maybe, but not too far off. I'm playing contrary man tonight for laughs. People don't think enough about race. I get tired of knee jerk white liberals. God, they love themselves their black people.

4/10

too obvious

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]



Isn't he cute! Why did that bad WHITE man kill him? I wish the racist media would have covered that story. I heard on one of the news channels a recording of the 911 call that made it obvious the WHITE man killed him because he was black.
 
2012-10-27 07:44:56 PM  
If you want to see racism, be a minority that disagrees with a liberal. Not only will they gladly use racial epithets they might even go so far as to start hitting you (SEIU members beating a black man). The racist vitriol that got spewed at that Af. American actress. How the left reacted when Rice became Sec of State. So on and so forth.

As with all things, the left only ever has a problem with offensive ideas and or behaviors when it's a non-liberal doing them.
 
2012-10-27 07:45:46 PM  

soia: I think the best shirt i have seen said
"Don't ReNIG in 2012"


I used to work with a guy that had that bumper sticker. Swore up and down there was nothing racist about it. When I asked how it wasn't racist to not only misspell the word "renege" with the first part of a racial slur, but to capitalize only the letters of which said racial slur consists of, he accused me of projecting my own racism onto him. When I asked him to explain how voting for Obama has anything to do with "failing to carry out a promise or commitment," he asked what made me think that bumper sticker had anything to do with Obama. When I responded by asking him what the hell else it could possibly be about, he told me to figure it out myself.

/I don't miss that racist asshole
//I do miss schooling his ass and watching other people school his ass
///So I guess I do kinda miss him.
 
2012-10-27 07:46:00 PM  

DeltaPunch: [ct.fra.bz image 311x327]

I love conservative humor. It's not nuanced, intelligent, or even remotely funny. It's simply underlining their frustration.

I imagine the person making this was thinking something like "Grrrrrr, I keep getting schooled in these racial arguments, I'll just HIGHLIGHT THE SOURCE OF MY FRUSTRATION ON A WILLY WONKA MEME. That'll teach 'em."



It's the old "My party is full of racists who keep trying to take away the right to vote from black people and enact legislation that puts more of them in jail than white people and is just generally terrible for blacks, and as a result 97% of all black people are voting for the democratic candidate, who happens to be black, therefore black people are voting for the black guy and are 100% racist" argument.

/Republicans are stupid
//And getting stupider by the minute.
 
2012-10-27 07:47:01 PM  
Oh Lawdy, there's three of 'em in the house now... I'm gonna go outside.
 
2012-10-27 07:49:24 PM  

randomjsa: If you want to see racism, be a minority that disagrees with a liberal. Not only will they gladly use racial epithets they might even go so far as to start hitting you (SEIU members beating a black man). The racist vitriol that got spewed at that Af. American actress. How the left reacted when Rice became Sec of State. So on and so forth.

As with all things, the left only ever has a problem with offensive ideas and or behaviors when it's a non-liberal doing them.



I hit the smart buttton for that.
This "racist" thing is just a club to hit Republicans with. Its a guilt trip.

/not a Republican. Would never vote for Mitt.
 
2012-10-27 07:50:37 PM  

mrlewish: Silly Jesus: [ct.fra.bz image 311x327]

So blacks that have been voting for whites for decades (if they were allowed to vote at all) because of institutional, cultural, legal, and economic oppression are the racists?

As the song goes.

"Well if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before, my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am?
Well I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin
Know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies"


BA DAM BA DAMP BA DAMP BADAM DAMP DAMP

/sorry
//I just have to do that every time I hear it
 
2012-10-27 07:50:52 PM  

Vectron: I hit the smart buttton for that.
This "racist" thing is just a club to hit Republicans with. Its a guilt trip.


Not sure if stupid, ignorant, or just racist yourself.
 
2012-10-27 07:51:13 PM  

Vectron: If this guy is right, why is it that any black person can walk through and white neighborhood safely while a white person cannot walk through a black neighborhood safely?


as a white person who lived in west africa, I find this statement hilariously stupid

/and no, I didn't live in a gated community, nor did I have a guard, nor did I have a car.
 
2012-10-27 07:51:19 PM  
I thought that said "panty" in the headline.
That would have been a far better story.
 
2012-10-27 07:51:34 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Oh Lawdy, there's three of 'em in the house now... I'm gonna go outside.



If you can't take the heat, get our of the kitchen.
 
2012-10-27 07:53:45 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: I just found this on AP. So actually everybody is bad and nobody likes black people. An actual survey of the parties on racism

Link


Interesting. What I find to be ironic is that a majority of people thought that race relations would get better when a black president was elected. But what I think really happened is that older white people were already frustrated because of 9/11 and "dem muslums." People forget that some of the people who protested segregation are still around and voting. Once President Obama took office, the dog whistle was loud and clear and all of the dogs showed up. Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity and so on. So you have a set of people who are completely amazed and shocked at the level of hatred for a man who is just trying to do his job. And you have another set of people who feel a true loss of control. Then you had Fox News telling them that it was perfectly fine to feel hatred toward this illegitimate president and that it's ok, it doesn't mean you're racist. The sad part is that people are working themselves up in a frenzy for absolutely NO GOOD REASON. Yet, they are making that inevitable hike to a civil or a race war. And not to mention that this all has to do with money and power. Somewhere out there is an old white man laughing at all of us.
 
2012-10-27 07:54:13 PM  
So... Kenyan or Mexican... who to pick.. who to pick?
 
2012-10-27 07:55:27 PM  

randomjsa: If you want to see racism, be a minority that disagrees with a liberal. Not only will they gladly use racial epithets they might even go so far as to start hitting you (SEIU members beating a black man). The racist vitriol that got spewed at that Af. American actress. How the left reacted when Rice became Sec of State. So on and so forth.

As with all things, the left only ever has a problem with offensive ideas and or behaviors when it's a non-liberal doing them.


I know you're just trolling for hits, but black people don't like Condoleezza Rice either. It's because she's, you know, a Republican, and you mother farkers are pure evil.

Also, I have lived in red states before (unfortunately). Nope, Republicans are the Real Racists. Sorry bud.
 
2012-10-27 07:55:40 PM  

Vectron: randomjsa:[words]


I hit the smart buttton for that.


I hit the funny button for this.
 
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