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(WTKR)   8th-grader sees Texas cheerleader set world record with 36 back handsprings, says that's nothing and promptly rips off 40 for the cameras. Fark: She almost lost her leg when a dog attacked her in 2004   (wtkr.com) divider line 102
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2012-10-27 01:42:01 PM
Looks like those cheerleaders need to learn how to count.
 
2012-10-27 02:35:23 PM
This will spawn a fad that will end badly.
 
2012-10-27 03:34:37 PM
Probably could've used those 40 back handsprings to get away from the dog. 20/20 hindsight, I guess.
 
2012-10-27 04:04:56 PM
Gregory Mallory?
 
2012-10-27 04:31:28 PM
is this the part where we discuss the breed of the dog that attacked her?
 
2012-10-27 04:46:18 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: is this the part where we discuss the breed of the dog that attacked her?


Great whites -- I know it was them! Even if it was bears, I know it was them.
 
2012-10-27 04:46:51 PM
I'm just disappointed that college cheerleaders don't wear thongs as much as I thought they did. Think about it. They don't have to wear thongs to avoid VPL, since the cheerleader outfit essentially is granny panties.

Those prudes.
 
2012-10-27 04:48:22 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: is this the part where we discuss the breed of the dog that attacked her?


pics.livejournal.com
 
2012-10-27 04:49:19 PM
Many.
 
2012-10-27 04:51:00 PM

BarkingUnicorn: This will spawn a fad that will end badly.


i290.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-27 04:51:49 PM
Thanks for spoiling the video, subby. Completely ruined the surprise.
 
2012-10-27 04:52:25 PM

Jamdug!: Looks like those cheerleaders need to learn how to count.


I think you were out counted by some eighth grade girls.
 
2012-10-27 04:53:01 PM
Look at me! I am a bigger attention whore!
 
2012-10-27 04:53:09 PM
She's obviously a witch!

Burn her now!!
 
2012-10-27 04:53:19 PM
I'm glad they corrected the counting at the end, since that irked me right at the beginning. But, I suspect it's actually 41, since I doubt they count the first one as a back handspring.

In any event, kudos.
 
2012-10-27 04:54:09 PM
Nice butt.
 
2012-10-27 04:55:57 PM
Cheerleaders Has Thank Jeebus Now?


i651.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-27 04:57:46 PM
That's pretty crazy stuff. Good for her.
 
2012-10-27 04:57:47 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Nice butt.


Fifteen will get you twenty to life...
 
2012-10-27 04:59:27 PM

Rufus Lee King: suziequzie: Evenbiggerknickers: is this the part where we discuss the breed of the dog that attacked her?

FARK is nothing if not entirely predictable.


You must be an Obamatard or something who likes abortions and Jesus. Probably got sharp knees as well.
 
2012-10-27 05:00:26 PM

BassChild: Gregory Mallory?


Forget it, she's on a roll
 
2012-10-27 05:00:34 PM
What cheerleaders might look like

www.digdang.com

images.pictureshunt.com
 
2012-10-27 05:02:06 PM

Cymbal: I'm just disappointed that college cheerleaders don't wear thongs as much as I thought they did. Think about it. They don't have to wear thongs to avoid VPL, since the cheerleader outfit essentially is granny panties.

Those prudes.


1.bp.blogspot.com

You're welcome
 
2012-10-27 05:04:26 PM
Meh.. I only date those in 11th grade or higher.
 
2012-10-27 05:04:43 PM
How come all those girls all look the same? Even if they are not pinky-white in color?
It's like they all be cloned and shiat.
 
2012-10-27 05:05:46 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: is this the part where we discuss the breed of the dog that attacked her?


I bet it was a chihuahua. They're by far the most likely breed to bite, and all dog bites are equally bad.

/just like all dog breeds are equal
//some are more equal than others
 
2012-10-27 05:06:28 PM
Who says white girls can't jump?
 
2012-10-27 05:06:30 PM
But ... but ... the backflips were bigger in Texas.
 
2012-10-27 05:07:09 PM
At the end it sounded like one of the girls said "pizza party". Fark yeah, pizza party.
 
ecl
2012-10-27 05:08:13 PM

hasty ambush: What cheerleaders might look like

[www.digdang.com image 450x350]

[images.pictureshunt.com image 500x375]


Texans ftw. F*ck the team but I'll root for that chick.
 
2012-10-27 05:09:19 PM
Why the fark are the two idiot reporters holding tablets for no apparent farking reason? Let me answer my own question. Because the neckbeard producer thinks holding inanimate glowing objects makes the reporters look more interesting and hip with the times..

God damn give me an old man sitting at a desk with an analog clock behind him just reading the news again.
 
2012-10-27 05:09:56 PM

GungFu: How come all those girls all look the same? Even if they are not pinky-white in color?
It's like they all be cloned and shiat.


It's all about the crap in hair products.
 
ecl
2012-10-27 05:11:48 PM

PYROY: At the end it sounded like one of the girls said "pizza party". Fark yeah, pizza party.


http://cl.jroo.me/z3/2/O/6/d/a.baa-Do-you-like-pizza.jpg
 
2012-10-27 05:13:50 PM

titwrench: Look at me! I am a bigger attention whore!


Not really. She did it on an empty field with friends and family. An attention whore would have done it at football game... Seems the news was more interested in sharing her story then she was.
 
2012-10-27 05:13:50 PM

BassChild: Gregory Mallory?


I know, right? I thought Albert Hillary said that
 
2012-10-27 05:14:05 PM
I think I got dizzy and puked after the 10th flip.
 
2012-10-27 05:20:53 PM
I don't even need to watch the news anymore, Farkers are submitting every local article for me. Thanks guys!
 
2012-10-27 05:25:45 PM

ZoeNekros: I'm glad they corrected the counting at the end, since that irked me right at the beginning. But, I suspect it's actually 41, since I doubt they count the first one as a back handspring.

In any event, kudos.


I'm only counting 39. The first one isn't a back handspring and the last one isn't fully completed. (though her friends don't count the last one either).

Also; holy hell that green screen.
 
2012-10-27 05:27:07 PM

Cymbal: I'm just disappointed that college cheerleaders don't wear thongs as much as I thought they did. Think about it. They don't have to wear thongs to avoid VPL, since the cheerleader outfit essentially is granny panties.
Link
Those prudes.


Oddly enough vpl.com is a veterinary supply company website.

These NSFW pages on the other hand...

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Are not.

/You're welcome
 
2012-10-27 05:29:36 PM
Someone dared to mess with Texas...and kicked its ass.
 
2012-10-27 05:32:04 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-27 05:39:46 PM
nice work kid

/yer a farker, eh?
 
2012-10-27 05:42:02 PM
Do Guinness accept video submissions for those type of world records? Don't they normally require a Guinness official to be present?
 
2012-10-27 05:42:12 PM
Impressive
 
2012-10-27 05:43:43 PM
/was disappointed when her shirt rode up and she had something on underneath.
 
2012-10-27 05:44:52 PM
Aww headline made it sound like it was right after the Texas one. As in she came out of the stands and beat the record.
 
2012-10-27 05:45:48 PM

MemeSlave: /was disappointed when her shirt rode up and she had something on underneath.


i62.photobucket.com
Dude, she's 12
 
2012-10-27 05:51:00 PM
ts.vimeo.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Approves.

/Link 
 
2012-10-27 06:02:42 PM
Good job kid!
 
2012-10-27 06:04:04 PM
I wonder how much the green overshirt hampered her by falling over her arms.

"I've never seen anyone do that many in a row." NO SHIAT IT'S A WORLD RECORD.

Also that's the most atrocious green-screening in the bookends of the video. Like, REALLY ugly looking.
 
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