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(Washington Post)   Woman runs 12 marathons over the last 7 years. With brain and bladder cancer. She may not technically have 'em, but if she did they'd be made of brass   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 20
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2012-10-27 02:18:50 PM
Is she on steroids? Then it doesn't count.

Just kidding. Settle down.
 
2012-10-27 02:37:24 PM
The following has nothing to do with this person, but is my statement on this whole era of running nerds:

Pheidippides may have made his great run and the announcement of victory, but then he died before bragging about his running accomplishments. At times, I wish that would happen to every person who brags about running marathons. Literally and figuratively, imagine if these people had put this energy to a different use.
 
2012-10-27 02:42:41 PM

puffy999: The following has nothing to do with this person, but is my statement on this whole era of running nerds:

Pheidippides may have made his great run and the announcement of victory, but then he died before bragging about his running accomplishments. At times, I wish that would happen to every person who brags about running marathons. Literally and figuratively, imagine if these people had put this energy to a different use.


You need one of these stickers.
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2012-10-27 03:11:53 PM
Eww gross cancer
 
2012-10-27 03:24:26 PM
And they'd probably have cancer too
 
2012-10-27 03:47:59 PM
No subby, you are way off.

A brass vagina would be able to take more of a pounding.
 
2012-10-27 04:42:01 PM
Osmium ovaries?
 
2012-10-27 04:49:42 PM
She does have them, except they're made of tumor
 
2012-10-27 04:50:30 PM

Saborlas: Osmium ovaries?


Technetium testicles?
 
2012-10-27 04:56:28 PM

puffy999: The following has nothing to do with this person, but is my statement on this whole era of running nerds:

Pheidippides may have made his great run and the announcement of victory, but then he died before bragging about his running accomplishments. At times, I wish that would happen to every person who brags about running marathons. Literally and figuratively, imagine if these people had put this energy to a different use.


Yes, because of being proud of your accomplishments is a terrible thing. I'm sure you take pride in your hotdog eating prowess.

/Never ran a marathon.
//Training to.
///Lost 28lbs since I started running. 20 more to go.
////CSB
 
2012-10-27 05:59:10 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Technetium testicles?


Gadolinium gonads.
 
2012-10-27 06:25:31 PM

puffy999: The following has nothing to do with this person, but is my statement on this whole era of running nerds:

Pheidippides may have made his great run and the announcement of victory, but then he died before bragging about his running accomplishments. At times, I wish that would happen to every person who brags about running marathons. Literally and figuratively, imagine if these people had put this energy to a different use.


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I bet you're fun at parties.
 
2012-10-27 07:38:02 PM

puffy999: The following has nothing to do with this person, but is my statement on this whole era of running nerds:

Pheidippides may have made his great run and the announcement of victory, but then he died before bragging about his running accomplishments. At times, I wish that would happen to every person who brags about running marathons. Literally and figuratively, imagine if these people had put this energy to a different use.


you sound fat

/used to be fat
//started running
///finished 2 tough mudders
////training for 3rd marathon
//gotta be at the track in 26 minutes
 
2012-10-27 10:18:50 PM
What Lance Armstrong should have been.
 
2012-10-28 12:57:27 AM
Brass cancers?
 
2012-10-28 01:08:17 AM
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puffy999: The following has nothing to do with this person, but is my statement on this whole era of running nerds:

Pheidippides may have made his great run and the announcement of victory, but then he died before bragging about his running accomplishments. At times, I wish that would happen to every person who brags about running marathons. Literally and figuratively, imagine if these people had put this energy to a different use.

Yes, because of being proud of your accomplishments is a terrible thing. I'm sure you take pride in your hotdog eating prowess.

/Never ran a marathon.
//Training to.
///Lost 28lbs since I started running. 20 more to go.
////CSB 


You sound like you used to be fat. :D

/good job, best of luck!
 
2012-10-28 05:42:54 AM
Well, this should serve me as inspiration. I just found out I have Deep Vein Thrombosis, and that sort of thing is not only painful, but actually pretty lethal if the blood clot goes to your lungs. I'm farking scared now.

Dammit PC, you're trying to kill me by having me seating down for extended periods of time.
 
2012-10-28 05:48:26 AM
I'm using my phone timer to remind me to get up and do some calisthenics every 45 minutes to see if I can avoid the thing getting worse.

My left leg started to develop paresthesia, so the lower leg and the foot feel kinda numb.

The thigh has a pulsating crippling pain. Every 5-10 seconds I receive a discharge and fark me this shiat hurts.
 
2012-10-28 12:45:00 PM
She may not technically have 'em, but if she did they'd be made of brass . . .

And the size of cue balls.
 
2012-10-28 05:39:46 PM

New Age Redneck: You sound like you used to be fat. :D

/good job, best of luck!


I'm still a little fat, but working on it. I'm less fat than I used to be.

Thanks!
 
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