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(UPI)   Aye, I've hud enaw ay these motherfarkin' snakes oan thes motherfarkin' plane, I have   (upi.com) divider line 17
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2012-10-27 01:27:20 PM  
Crickeys!

since I have to apparently make this shiat clear, I know crickeys is a word in usage in the Australian English
 
2012-10-27 01:55:40 PM  
Snakespotting
 
2012-10-27 02:01:00 PM  
Is that supposed to be a Scottish accent? Jeez, that's bad.
 
2012-10-27 02:04:36 PM  
I'm Scottish. I don't know anyone who would talk like that.
 
2012-10-27 02:17:01 PM  
Its probably just plain old british.
Those farkers can't speak proper english to save their asses.
Which by the way, they are bad at doing anyway considering we've had to save it for them numerous times.
 
2012-10-27 02:19:52 PM  
Is that supposed to be Jackson, or the Demoman?
 
2012-10-27 02:35:08 PM  
I've had it with this single farking snake on this arrived-on-Friday plane.
 
2012-10-27 03:22:25 PM  

DownDaRiver: Its probably just plain old british.
Those farkers can't speak proper english to save their asses.
Which by the way, they are bad at doing anyway considering we've had to save it for them numerous times.


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2012-10-27 03:54:56 PM  
Whit tha shiate wis that, subby?

Ye takkin' tha pish? Coont! Ye wannt a square go likes? Oooootside, wanka!!!
 
2012-10-27 04:16:11 PM  
ERMAHGERD!

ERNERGH ERS ERNERGH! I HERV HERD ERT WERTH THERS MAHTHERFERCKERN' SNERKS ERN THERS MAHTHERFERCKERN' PLERN!
 
2012-10-27 04:18:27 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: DownDaRiver: Its probably just plain old british.
Those farkers can't speak proper english to save their asses.
Which by the way, they are bad at doing anyway considering we've had to save it for them numerous times.

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Excuse me, I speak actual english.
What's 'jimmies' in british?
 
2012-10-27 04:20:36 PM  
Back to the loch with ye subby
 
2012-10-27 04:21:31 PM  
Our next in-flight meal on Scottish Airways will be the VERY fresh.........
 
2012-10-27 04:21:53 PM  
For fun, try sitting in a bar next to a service buddy from outport Newfoundland who'd never left town before going to boot camp( which you both just finished a week earlier) and is trying to tell you his life story while periodically decrying the qualities of the local beer compared to Black Horse. After his fifth drink you can understand about every third word.
Just keep nodding, smiling, and every now and then interject a "Lord T'underin!" and "What c'n ya do, bye?".
 
2012-10-27 04:34:13 PM  
If the story is in Scotland why is the headline in a Pakistani accent, via Australia?
 
2012-10-27 05:13:14 PM  
"Furtivo will remain in our care until we can find him an expert home with someone who has the necessary experience and knowledge to be able to look after such a creature," Linton said.

Put in tank. Give heat lamp. Feed mice.

Ta-da!
 
2012-10-27 07:12:12 PM  
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Oay!
 
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