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(Daily Mail)   MILM wins Guinness World Record for breast milk donation after pumping 86 gallons to help premature babies   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 111
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2012-10-27 08:21:33 AM
Welp, now I have an erection.
 
2012-10-27 08:33:23 AM
I would suck 86 gallons out of those melons
 
2012-10-27 09:26:13 AM
"I don't always drink breast milk, but when I do, I prefer this Texas chick
 
2012-10-27 09:50:23 AM
This needs better pictures of the delivery puppies.
 
2012-10-27 01:02:20 PM
She deserves the presidential medal of Boner

/got nothin
 
2012-10-27 01:04:26 PM
Not being an infant I am personally rather indifferent to the product itself, but damned if I'm not a big, big fan of the packaging.
 
2012-10-27 01:06:08 PM
Um...............................I'll be right back
 
2012-10-27 01:07:48 PM
This story makes me happy on many levels.
 
2012-10-27 01:08:17 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
"It would have been 90 gallons, but them's my boobies too dammit"
 
2012-10-27 01:09:46 PM
I envy the judge that had to "monitor" the situation.
 
2012-10-27 01:10:36 PM
Took me a couple seconds to work out "MILM"

Thanks for teh chuckles subs.
 
2012-10-27 01:11:55 PM
wow that's awesome.

and she's pretty farkin hot to boot!

my wife breastfed for a lllllllllllllllong time. people thought we did it too long frankly (she'd kill me for saying this "publicly") but the kids are in one case, literally off the charts for height percentile and the other also "ahead" of schedeule. towers over her peers.

yay b00bs!
 
2012-10-27 01:12:23 PM
that dude must have one helluva well paying job.
 
2012-10-27 01:14:28 PM
I was born with two teeth so never got to breast feed. I never regretted it until now.
 
2012-10-27 01:16:15 PM
I suspect i have pumped more gallons of man-milk.
In all seriousness, though, how do you wedge something like that into a conversation?
 
2012-10-27 01:17:00 PM
Thanks Subby I sprayed milk outta my nose with that headline
 
2012-10-27 01:17:36 PM
Give a child a milkshake and you'll feed him for a day, but give him a pair of boobies and he'll be well happy.
 
2012-10-27 01:18:24 PM

Nick Nostril: that dude must have one helluva well paying job.


This just in, decent looking chicks marry successful, wealthy, and/or decent looking guys that will support them.
 
2012-10-27 01:18:41 PM
Don't get me wrong because what she did is great but my small sample size of associates has shown the passionate breast feeders are a little off. The act begins to consume their lives and almost becomes an addiction. My cousins wife forced her four year old to feed every night even though the kid did not want to. Another friend went through counseling after her son weened himself at ten months. Maybe because I'm a guy and I don't get it but it seems to be a really great bodily function to help your kids but not this amazing experience many of the women I know describe. Even my wife felt this way when she nursed our daughter. I've also observed the women who are more passionate about this usually have sons.....

I work with tons of women of breeding age....this is a very popular conversation I over hear.
 
2012-10-27 01:20:07 PM
Put me in a basket, cover me in a blanket and leave me on her stoop.

/make sure to include plenty of Chapstik. Brother, I'm gonna need it. Oh and some Bag Balm for her.
 
2012-10-27 01:21:45 PM
img829.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-27 01:24:28 PM

oukewldave: Nick Nostril: that dude must have one helluva well paying job.

This just in, decent looking chicks marry successful, wealthy, and/or decent looking guys that will support them.


(That'sthejoke.jpg)
 
2012-10-27 01:26:58 PM
champagnemanagement.com
 
2012-10-27 01:28:33 PM
Her breasts must be in fantastic shape.
 
2012-10-27 01:29:48 PM
But where are her boobies? :(
 
2012-10-27 01:32:43 PM
Hey she's a cutie!
 
2012-10-27 01:33:28 PM
I can't be the only one who expected her to have huge tits.... I am shocked, actually, at how thin and topless she was.
 
2012-10-27 01:33:29 PM
Mom I'd like to Mpregnate

/knowumsayin
 
2012-10-27 01:36:07 PM
Formula takes a lot less effort.
 
2012-10-27 01:37:53 PM

MaxSupernova: My cousins wife forced her four year old to feed every night even though the kid did not want to. Another friend went through counseling after her son weened himself at ten months. Maybe because I'm a guy and I don't get it but it seems to be a really great bodily function to help your kids but not this amazing experience many of the women I know describe. Even my wife felt this way when she nursed our daughter. I've also observed the women who are more passionate about this usually have sons.....



huh. my wife basically took the position of self-weaning. so my oldest didn't really stop until she was about 3, but that's also when our second was born, and she also went about 2.5-3 years.

to your "not the amazing experince women you know" angle, she got kinda "done" with it but figured if the kids wanted to, she'd go along. but she was happy when they were done.

s'allgood.
 
2012-10-27 01:40:06 PM
Oh so amazingly hot.

Mmmm

What you can do with a little oxytocin and domperidone.
 
2012-10-27 01:41:00 PM

oukewldave: Nick Nostril: that dude must have one helluva well paying job.

This just in, decent looking chicks marry successful, wealthy, and/or decent looking guys that will support them.


This also just in, some women work hard at their own careers and don't need to be supported. In this one's case, she's a Realtor.
 
2012-10-27 01:42:35 PM
"The rest is for the Guinness Book of World Records, honey." 

blog.imperfectparent.com
 
2012-10-27 01:44:28 PM
i877.photobucket.com

You'd think by now we would have been breeding women to be more useful in situations like these.
 
2012-10-27 01:52:36 PM
ow my boobs
 
2012-10-27 01:55:29 PM

skinink: [img829.imageshack.us image 365x516]


TIL: There is a genre called "pink films" that seems to make sense only in Japan.
 
2012-10-27 01:56:42 PM
... and boy are her nipples sore.
 
2012-10-27 01:57:18 PM

chatoyance: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
"It would have been 90 gallons, but them's my boobies too dammit"


Is that guy 40?
 
2012-10-27 01:57:18 PM

fudgefactor7: I can't be the only one who expected her to have huge tits.... I am shocked, actually, at how thin and topless she was.


Take a closer look at the pic where she is holding the record cert. They grew quite a bit after pregnancy.
 
2012-10-27 01:57:27 PM

MaxSupernova: Don't get me wrong because what she did is great but my small sample size of associates has shown the passionate breast feeders are a little off. The act begins to consume their lives and almost becomes an addiction. My cousins wife forced her four year old to feed every night even though the kid did not want to. Another friend went through counseling after her son weened himself at ten months. Maybe because I'm a guy and I don't get it but it seems to be a really great bodily function to help your kids but not this amazing experience many of the women I know describe. Even my wife felt this way when she nursed our daughter. I've also observed the women who are more passionate about this usually have sons.....

I work with tons of women of breeding age....this is a very popular conversation I over hear.


From the article it just sounds like she just has better than average milk production. She pumped for about a year, feeding her son and the rest went to the bank.

She didn't make any holier-than-thou pronouncements about her choice to breast feed, just that she was glad she was able to help other children who needed the nutrition.
 
2012-10-27 01:58:39 PM

rickythepenguin: MaxSupernova: My cousins wife forced her four year old to feed every night even though the kid did not want to. Another friend went through counseling after her son weened himself at ten months. Maybe because I'm a guy and I don't get it but it seems to be a really great bodily function to help your kids but not this amazing experience many of the women I know describe. Even my wife felt this way when she nursed our daughter. I've also observed the women who are more passionate about this usually have sons.....


huh. my wife basically took the position of self-weaning. so my oldest didn't really stop until she was about 3, but that's also when our second was born, and she also went about 2.5-3 years.

to your "not the amazing experince women you know" angle, she got kinda "done" with it but figured if the kids wanted to, she'd go along. but she was happy when they were done.

s'allgood.


My wife just stopped producing at about five months and at ten our kid was like "fark this formula shiat gimnie some bacon!"
 
2012-10-27 01:59:53 PM

Molavian: Formula takes a lot less effort.


Is exponentially more expensive, and provides less nutrition.

But we are a country of "what's the LEAST effort I can put out?", so your point is taken.
 
2012-10-27 02:04:37 PM

fudgefactor7: I can't be the only one who expected her to have huge tits.... I am shocked, actually, at how thin and topless she was.


Size of the boobs has nothing to do with milk production. Some of our mothers have D's and produce less than another's A's.
 
2012-10-27 02:05:09 PM
since nobody else stepped up, i'm volunteering to "freshen" her. somebody has to sacrifice to help her continue her good work.
 
2012-10-27 02:05:49 PM

Aikidogamer: rickythepenguin: MaxSupernova: My cousins wife forced her four year old to feed every night even though the kid did not want to. Another friend went through counseling after her son weened himself at ten months. Maybe because I'm a guy and I don't get it but it seems to be a really great bodily function to help your kids but not this amazing experience many of the women I know describe. Even my wife felt this way when she nursed our daughter. I've also observed the women who are more passionate about this usually have sons.....


huh. my wife basically took the position of self-weaning. so my oldest didn't really stop until she was about 3, but that's also when our second was born, and she also went about 2.5-3 years.

to your "not the amazing experince women you know" angle, she got kinda "done" with it but figured if the kids wanted to, she'd go along. but she was happy when they were done.

s'allgood.

My wife just stopped producing at about five months and at ten our kid was like "fark this formula shiat gimnie some bacon!"


Ten months that is.
 
2012-10-27 02:08:13 PM

Aikidogamer: rickythepenguin: MaxSupernova: My cousins wife forced her four year old to feed every night even though the kid did not want to. Another friend went through counseling after her son weened himself at ten months. Maybe because I'm a guy and I don't get it but it seems to be a really great bodily function to help your kids but not this amazing experience many of the women I know describe. Even my wife felt this way when she nursed our daughter. I've also observed the women who are more passionate about this usually have sons.....


huh. my wife basically took the position of self-weaning. so my oldest didn't really stop until she was about 3, but that's also when our second was born, and she also went about 2.5-3 years.

to your "not the amazing experince women you know" angle, she got kinda "done" with it but figured if the kids wanted to, she'd go along. but she was happy when they were done.

s'allgood.

My wife just stopped producing at about five months and at ten our kid was like "fark this formula shiat gimnie some bacon!"


*sniff & wipes tear

That is so beautiful.
 
2012-10-27 02:09:40 PM

MaxSupernova: Don't get me wrong because what she did is great but my small sample size of associates has shown the passionate breast feeders are a little off. The act begins to consume their lives and almost becomes an addiction. My cousins wife forced her four year old to feed every night even though the kid did not want to. Another friend went through counseling after her son weened himself at ten months. Maybe because I'm a guy and I don't get it but it seems to be a really great bodily function to help your kids but not this amazing experience many of the women I know describe. Even my wife felt this way when she nursed our daughter. I've also observed the women who are more passionate about this usually have sons.....

I work with tons of women of breeding age....this is a very popular conversation I over hear.


Boob envy, you haz it.
 
2012-10-27 02:13:43 PM
...aaaand now her tits will look like dried up prunes.
 
2012-10-27 02:23:27 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: ...aaaand now her tits will look like dried up prunes.


Much more important than helping feed babies that need it.
 
2012-10-27 02:24:14 PM
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Eli Lapp: You never had your hands on a teat before.

John Book: Not one this big.

[Long pause; then Eli Lapp roars with laughter]
 
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