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(Buzzfeed) Video Reporting 101: If you're a too-perky, semi-annoying journalist covering the largest dog and cat show, don't hold a microphone up to a Corgi and ask its name   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 54
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2012-10-27 11:49:03 AM  
I would have sexual relations with her.
 
2012-10-27 12:40:57 PM  
Ironing your clothes before turning on the camera would be nice too.
 
2012-10-27 12:44:05 PM  

jaylectricity: I would have sexual relations with her.


"RELATIONS"

www.artmoth.com
 
2012-10-27 12:44:35 PM  
Queue Ghostbuster quote in 3...2..
 
2012-10-27 12:45:23 PM  
I can't believe that they included the footage of that Corgi jumping up and tearing into her face. Jesus, farking, snarling demon dogs. Not cute, subby. Not cute. I hate Corgis.
 
2012-10-27 12:46:06 PM  
Ok face, big ears, but a pooter that passes muster. Bring her to me.

/reporter is ok too.
 
2012-10-27 12:51:19 PM  
Love the Weeners in the comments section:

"Awesome, advertise an event that promotes animal abuse, inbreeding and health defects! Well done you! The quest to breed the 'perfect' speciman of a dog leads to so many problems! Cross breeds and mutts are much healthier and happier."

cdn.styleforum.net
 
2012-10-27 12:54:47 PM  
It's a bullshiat assignment, and she was trying her best to have fun with it, big farkin deal.

/I would trade Greg Jennings to Taco for her.
 
2012-10-27 12:56:20 PM  
i189.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-27 12:59:13 PM  
Why the fark was this greenlit?
 
2012-10-27 01:01:02 PM  

Treygreen13: Why the fark was this greenlit?


Cuz its not news?
 
2012-10-27 01:05:34 PM  
interviewing dogs has the risks

www.opposingviews.com
 
2012-10-27 01:07:22 PM  

wrenchboy: Treygreen13: Why the fark was this greenlit?

Cuz its not news?


It's not even interesting. Nothing of note happens in it. I cold go find the rubber chicken circuit clips from my local news station and submit somebody walking around a hot sauce festival asking people about what kind of salt they prefer, but I don't, because nothing is interesting about it.
 
2012-10-27 01:08:00 PM  
The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird-ass owners.
 
2012-10-27 01:10:46 PM  

entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird-ass owners.


Now you know why Al Qaida wants us dead

/they may have a point
 
2012-10-27 01:11:34 PM  

entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird-ass owners.


So much this. You do not need to farking dress your cats up.
 
2012-10-27 01:17:31 PM  

Treygreen13: I cold go find the rubber chicken circuit clips from my local news station and submit somebody walking around a hot sauce festival asking people about what kind of salt they prefer,


And it would probably get greenlit.
 
2012-10-27 01:31:43 PM  

Crewmannumber6: entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird-ass owners.

Now you know why Al Qaida wants us dead

/they may have a point


Just for the record, you now know that I want all Al Qaida goons dead because they eat dogs while the dogs are still alive, ripping out chunks of Spot and Rover, as shrieking canine howls and screams are carried away by the blistering winds of the Safed Koh mountain range. The bloodthirsty Koran literalist freakaziod reptile-brains delight in torturing the dogs as they are eaten alive, and look lustfully and longingly at each other's jabba jabba bungholes with bloody gaping mouths as they go "ooga-booga, womenses inferier, le's'all blow shiat up hurr-durr."

Gowddayum I hate farkin Al Qiada and their dog hatin', foot washing, butt misting weirdness. Up with dogs and cats! Fark Al Cooda................
 
2012-10-27 01:45:37 PM  

lantawa: I can't believe that they included the footage of that Corgi jumping up and tearing into her face. Jesus, farking, snarling demon dogs. Not cute, subby. Not cute. I hate Corgis.


We have a Corgi. We name her Sissy for a reason.
 
2012-10-27 01:47:27 PM  
i.imgur.com

/corgi lobster sticks to magnet
 
2012-10-27 02:00:46 PM  

LoneWolf343: lantawa: I can't believe that they included the footage of that Corgi jumping up and tearing into her face. Jesus, farking, snarling demon dogs. Not cute, subby. Not cute. I hate Corgis.

We have a Corgi. We name her Sissy for a reason.


My Corgi is laying beside me right now -no doubt waiting for me to fall asleep so she can tear me to pieces for lunch...her name is Miss Trixie because she was older when I adopted her. There is not a vicious bone her body but , since you seem to think they are serial killers, can we also call them "The dog of peace?"
 
2012-10-27 02:08:37 PM  
I bet the dogs enjoyed attending that show. I'm equally certain the cats did not. Seriously people, why do you dress your cats up in costumes? I can guarantee the cat hates it.
 
2012-10-27 02:18:49 PM  

Need_MindBleach: I bet the dogs enjoyed attending that show. I'm equally certain the cats did not. Seriously people, why do you dress your cats up in costumes? I can guarantee the cat hates it.


The gay ones might get a kick out of it.
 
2012-10-27 02:28:45 PM  
What's on a tree?
--Bark, bark.
What's on top of a house?
--Roof, roof.
Who the greatest baseball player of all time?
--Ruth, Ruth.
>Boo! Boo! Booooo!--I should have said Dimaggio?
 
2012-10-27 02:30:48 PM  

jaylectricity: I would have sexual relations with her.


Not me. She's way below my standards, weird pointy nose, and really, girl, do something about that hair! Now the reporter, on the other hand, yeah, I'd hit it.
 
2012-10-27 02:37:25 PM  
www.dorkazine.com

"Soon, my dears..... soon....."
 
2012-10-27 03:00:32 PM  

Mr.Poops: Love the Weeners in the comments section:

"Awesome, advertise an event that promotes animal abuse, inbreeding and health defects! Well done you! The quest to breed the 'perfect' speciman of a dog leads to so many problems! Cross breeds and mutts are much healthier and happier."

[cdn.styleforum.net image 299x223]


Bulldogs have been bred to be so misshapen that they can no longer successfully mate without human assistance. We've bred them to the point that they can't fark.

No creature deserves to live like that.
 
2012-10-27 03:48:27 PM  
She looks like a blond Lizzy Caplan.
 
2012-10-27 03:50:16 PM  
Does anyone remember the SNL sketch where Anthony Edwards impersonated Princess Diana? It features the line "This is the sound a corgi dog makes: BAROOO! BAROOO!" I can't find it anywhere on teh internets.
 
2012-10-27 04:01:15 PM  

entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird-ass owners.


I liked the one part of the clip where the owner was gushing, " We just LOVE CATS!!" and the expression on the cat's face was more like, " well, we're not so crazy about you right at this moment".
 
2012-10-27 04:08:51 PM  

Treygreen13: Why the fark was this greenlit?


Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.
 
2012-10-27 04:35:45 PM  
UH, nothing? How about nothing?
How much coffee do you have to drink to be a perky reporter nowadays?
 
2012-10-27 04:37:12 PM  

nytmare: Treygreen13: Why the fark was this greenlit?

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.


Subby butthurt because the worthless submission was greenlit and someone point out the naked emperor?
 
2012-10-27 04:44:35 PM  
Was it a data dog?
api.ning.com
 
2012-10-27 04:55:16 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: nytmare: Treygreen13: Why the fark was this greenlit?

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.

Subby butthurt because the worthless submission was greenlit and someone point out the naked emperor?



I am writing to complain about the people who complain about subby complaining about the people who complain about the article. This must be stopped!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-27 04:56:28 PM  
1:42 I'll never get back - I came for some maiming.
 
2012-10-27 05:18:05 PM  

nytmare: Treygreen13: Why the fark was this greenlit?

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-27 05:28:43 PM  
So you're saying there were...

2.bp.blogspot.com

/(Nobody yet?)
 
2012-10-27 05:44:37 PM  

entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird-ass owners.


Creepy and stupid combined.

And as bad as it is, and it is, it's not as bad as those losers who dress up their ferrets.

Last year the local PBS ran (and re-ran) a documentary on ferret owners and they are weird/creepy/scary/sad, sad, sad.
 
2012-10-27 05:47:04 PM  
Wonder if the reporter likes it doggy-style?
 
2012-10-27 05:58:29 PM  
Animals in costumes is just wrong. The dogs are probably OK with it, but I'm sure the cats hated just leaving the house,
 
2012-10-27 05:58:35 PM  

Serial: She looks like a blond Lizzy Caplan.


Also got a mild Piper Perabo vibe for a second. Smaller mouth though.

/that music, though.
 
Skr
2012-10-27 06:26:58 PM  
Anything related to the mystery, wrapped in enigma that is the Corgi is worth a green light. She even properly recognized that the Corgi booth was the most exciting of them all.


I present to you, The Queen of England being pulled on her Dogsled by corgis.
www.welshcorgi-news.ch 

/some facts may be exaggerated
 
2012-10-27 06:27:53 PM  

oryx: Animals in costumes is just wrong. The dogs are probably OK with it, but I'm sure the cats hated just leaving the house,


Those cats should've started biting & scratching eveyone in sight. No court would convict them.
 
2012-10-27 06:29:55 PM  
I was fully expecting either 1) Corgi would bite the microphone or 2) Corgi would bite reporter. The lulzy video was unexpected, and I would barely call that reporting.

/Cat costumes were creepy
//Especially the hairless cat dressed like some kind of farked up flamenco dancer showgirl; WTFark?!
 
2012-10-27 07:25:46 PM  

nytmare: Treygreen13: Why the fark was this greenlit?

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.


*sniff sniff*
Smells like butthurtmitter.

This video was useless. Deal with it.
 
2012-10-27 09:17:46 PM  

entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird ass-owners.


FTFY
 
2012-10-27 09:51:49 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird ass-owners.

FTFY


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-10-27 10:40:33 PM  
I was going to use this:
i486.photobucket.com
You know, a semi-clever (retarded) play on the dog show/I'd like to do the reporter thing.
But then...

i486.photobucket.com
I saw this photo (GIS dogs), Now the other one is completely ruined for me.


i486.photobucket.comi486.photobucket.com

/I'm drunk as hell right now.  And scared.
 
2012-10-27 10:53:07 PM  

limboslam: /I'm drunk as hell right now. And scared.


Too bad you're drunk, I was hoping you could do a facemorph GIF for us.
 
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