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(SeattlePI)   Truck spills thousands of fish heads on a Seattle highway giving motorists a major haddock   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 80
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2012-10-27 12:20:50 PM

maxwellton: Sushi what I see? I bet it was some kind of fluke.


Jewfish much or are you a troller?
 
2012-10-27 12:23:06 PM

LordOfThePings: By "Seattle highway", you must mean a three-hour drive from Seattle.


Is there anything else in Washington State besides Seattle?
 
2012-10-27 12:24:21 PM
Subby, he who would pun would pick a pocket. Wait, this is Fark. Never mind.
 
2012-10-27 12:31:16 PM

Mael99: LordOfThePings: By "Seattle highway", you must mean a three-hour drive from Seattle.

Is there anything else in Washington State besides Seattle?


Nope
 
2012-10-27 12:31:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Were these fish heads roly-poly?


Ah Fark... I knew before clicking that this would be somewhere in the first few comments. Excellent work.
 
2012-10-27 12:31:51 PM

El Brujo: Mael99: LordOfThePings: By "Seattle highway", you must mean a three-hour drive from Seattle.

Is there anything else in Washington State besides Seattle?

Nope


Apples.
 
2012-10-27 12:35:21 PM

Eckyhade: El Brujo: Mael99: LordOfThePings: By "Seattle highway", you must mean a three-hour drive from Seattle.

Is there anything else in Washington State besides Seattle?

Nope

Apples.


And Subarus. And me. I'm here.
 
2012-10-27 12:41:08 PM

El Brujo: Eckyhade: El Brujo: Mael99: LordOfThePings: By "Seattle highway", you must mean a three-hour drive from Seattle.

Is there anything else in Washington State besides Seattle?

Nope

Apples.

And Subarus. And me. I'm here.


Fish heads.......lots of 'em
 
2012-10-27 12:49:22 PM

Eckyhade: maxwellton: Sushi what I see? I bet it was some kind of fluke.

Jewfish much or are you a troller?


I wish people would clam up with the fish puns. i've haddock with them!
 
2012-10-27 01:25:36 PM
It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
 
2012-10-27 01:27:46 PM
Shocking, but I'm sure they'll be charged and thrown in a dry cell.
 
2012-10-27 01:30:39 PM

jim515: Eckyhade: maxwellton: Sushi what I see? I bet it was some kind of fluke.

Jewfish much or are you a troller?

I wish people would clam up with the fish puns. i've haddock with them!


Stink bait will make you crawdad from your position. Minnow and they know who you are and who dealt what we smelt.
 
2012-10-27 02:12:15 PM

chatoyance:


Ya know that could be fun.

A bunch of cats, perhaps hundreds even, gathered together on an open highway where lots of vehicles are driving at a high rate of speed.
 
2012-10-27 02:34:58 PM
Holy carp!
 
2012-10-27 02:39:58 PM

Ford Perfect: It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever se ...


Ok, I think that does it. Thread over.
 
2012-10-27 02:57:45 PM

G.I.R.B.: Dr. Quasius: Seattle Highway, Washington State Highway, It's all the same, right?

Does it go to Seattle...hmmm?


Yeah. That's why even though I live in Rochester, NY, I call that highway that runs just south of us "The Seattle Highway." The other tards around these parts call it Interstate 90.
 
2012-10-27 04:22:40 PM

El Brujo: Eckyhade: El Brujo: Mael99: LordOfThePings: By "Seattle highway", you must mean a three-hour drive from Seattle.

Is there anything else in Washington State besides Seattle?

Nope

Apples.

And Subarus. And me. I'm here.


Don't forget all the good wineries and breweries
 
2012-10-27 04:47:03 PM
Well that explains where my cats have gotten to then.
 
2012-10-27 06:10:03 PM

Benjimin_Dover: G.I.R.B.: Dr. Quasius: Seattle Highway, Washington State Highway, It's all the same, right?

Does it go to Seattle...hmmm?

Yeah. That's why even though I live in Rochester, NY, I call that highway that runs just south of us "The Seattle Highway." The other tards around these parts call it Interstate 90.


Ok that got an actual laugh, nice.

/and what about the H-1 in Hawaii? How do you have an INTERSTATE on an island, I mean, what's up with that?
 
2012-10-27 06:21:43 PM

Thelyphthoric: /and what about the H-1 in Hawaii? How do you have an INTERSTATE on an island, I mean, what's up with that?


Try driving I-405 from California through Oregon to Washington.
 
2012-10-27 06:28:16 PM
i303.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-27 06:34:59 PM
♬♬ We've got tuna fish, codfish, smelt fish, dog fish, first tuna, second tuna, barracuda, bass. ♬♬

/Obscure?
/Swing it!
 
2012-10-27 06:50:20 PM

El Brujo: On a Seattle highway, 170 miles away from the city of Seattle, on the Pacific Ocean.


It might as well be a Portland highway
 
2012-10-27 06:53:49 PM

Thelyphthoric: Benjimin_Dover: G.I.R.B.: Dr. Quasius: Seattle Highway, Washington State Highway, It's all the same, right?

Does it go to Seattle...hmmm?

Yeah. That's why even though I live in Rochester, NY, I call that highway that runs just south of us "The Seattle Highway." The other tards around these parts call it Interstate 90.

Ok that got an actual laugh, nice.

/and what about the H-1 in Hawaii? How do you have an INTERSTATE on an island, I mean, what's up with that?


And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
 
2012-10-27 07:17:44 PM
another one who came for Barnes and Barnes, Leaving satisfied
 
2012-10-27 07:20:45 PM
OMC!
 
2012-10-27 08:34:28 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the force.
 
2012-10-27 09:52:09 PM
 
2012-10-28 02:06:53 AM
Yeah, that happened on the 'pike once.
 
2012-10-28 02:14:44 AM
Wanted for questioning

t2.gstatic.com
 
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