If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Sun Sentinel)   Poetry sessions are now all the rage, putting bingo behind shuffleboard for senior citizens   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 30
    More: Florida, 5minMedia, Poetry sessions, Tamarac, poetry, Howard Ellowis  
•       •       •

934 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Oct 2012 at 3:01 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



30 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-10-26 10:12:46 PM  
No, I don't want to hear your bad song lyrics, and I don't want to pay cover to hear them.
 
2012-10-26 10:34:56 PM  
i.imgur.com

"And then my friend....you die.

AND THEN MY FRIEND YOU DIE MAN!!!!

AND THEN.....my friend......"
 
2012-10-27 01:04:02 AM  
FTFA: Folks who reject poetry, Ellowis said, forego a simple and healthy pleasure. "People are not as interested in poetry as they are in bingo or bridge, but they don't know what they're missing," he said. "Poetry can heal boredom, depression, anxiety."

So can sex, but I guess sex presents more opportunity for throwing a hip out of joint.
 
2012-10-27 03:02:45 AM  
Most liberals are too busy licking their own assholes to describe sex when farking a womans " magic hole". This topic is thus, irrelevant.
 
2012-10-27 03:08:41 AM  
Rape, rape
Oh, you Liberal
Wonder not how you came to be here

Rape, Rape
Oh seriously
you people still read these things?

So impregnates The Lord A-Man
 
2012-10-27 03:11:48 AM  
There once was a wrinkled old muffin
Which when lubed still worked good for stuffin
To young uns it seems
This gives scary dreams
They dont like their grandmas dick puffin
 
2012-10-27 03:13:16 AM  

mikaloyd: There once was a wrinkled old muffin
Which when lubed still worked good for stuffin
To young uns it seems
This gives scary dreams
They dont like their grandmas dick puffin



Uh.....Happy Halloween?
 
2012-10-27 03:13:38 AM  

1ceTr0n: Most liberals are too busy licking their own assholes to describe sex when farking a womans " magic hole". This topic is thus, irrelevant.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-27 03:16:19 AM  

MissyLissy: mikaloyd: There once was a wrinkled old muffin
Which when lubed still worked good for stuffin
To young uns it seems
This gives scary dreams
They dont like their grandmas dick puffin


Uh.....Happy Halloween?


How YOU doin?
 
2012-10-27 03:19:35 AM  
whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets
 
2012-10-27 03:22:02 AM  

Pribar: whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets


You go to farmers market? You liberal dump sewer of a canal
 
2012-10-27 03:24:30 AM  

1ceTr0n: Pribar: whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets

You go to farmers market? You liberal dump sewer of a canal


Wait, but aren't farmers supposed to be those salt of the earth Republicans that the Republican ads make them out to be?
 
2012-10-27 03:27:55 AM  

MissyLissy: 1ceTr0n: Pribar: whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets

You go to farmers market? You liberal dump sewer of a canal

Wait, but aren't farmers supposed to be those salt of the earth Republicans that the Republican ads make them out to be?


Nope, now go back to farking middle school goverment class and try again farktard.
 
2012-10-27 03:28:08 AM  

1ceTr0n: Pribar: whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets

You go to farmers market? You liberal dump sewer of a canal


MissyLissy: 1ceTr0n: Pribar: whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets

You go to farmers market? You liberal dump sewer of a canal

Wait, but aren't farmers supposed to be those salt of the earth Republicans that the Republican ads make them out to be?


two stellar examples of why this country is so farked up
 
2012-10-27 03:32:35 AM  
Pribar:

two stellar examples of why this country is so farked up

Nobody cares about your worthless farking cat veteran
 
2012-10-27 03:34:03 AM  
used to love the challenge of writing poetry
these days i all too often can picture what i'm thinking of
but i can't remember what it's called
and that scares the crap out of me
 
2012-10-27 03:35:12 AM  

mikaloyd: MissyLissy: mikaloyd: There once was a wrinkled old muffin
Which when lubed still worked good for stuffin
To young uns it seems
This gives scary dreams
They dont like their grandmas dick puffin


Uh.....Happy Halloween?

How YOU doin?



Early in the morning
should be asleep
thanks to mikalord
bad dreams will creep
but that's okay
it's Saturday! :)
 
2012-10-27 03:36:52 AM  

1ceTr0n: Pribar: whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets

You go to farmers market? You liberal dump sewer of a canal


seashorepicnic.com
 
2012-10-27 03:38:32 AM  

MissyLissy: Early in the morning
should be asleep
thanks to mikalord
bad dreams will creep
but that's okay
it's Saturday! :)


My work here is done
Two thoughts became one
Of grandma once pure
Now not sure she's demure

Burma Shave
 
2012-10-27 03:52:48 AM  

1ceTr0n: MissyLissy: 1ceTr0n: Pribar: whatever, as long as it keeps em off the road and away from farmers markets

You go to farmers market? You liberal dump sewer of a canal

Wait, but aren't farmers supposed to be those salt of the earth Republicans that the Republican ads make them out to be?

Nope, now go back to farking middle school goverment class and try again farktard.


Wait, the Republicans aren't the ones that promote in increase in the agriculture sector....but..... I ....ah forget it

4/10 I admit I bit, but government classes usually don't start until High School. 

And just to tie this back to the poetry for Pribar


The seniors can haunt
all the farmer's markets
just avoid weekends
 
2012-10-27 04:00:38 AM  
Poetry is fine at an open mic

"Slam Poetry" is complete crap

/no, I don't want to hear about how you're the "Mad Phat Powerhouse Girl" and how everyone should respect your "skillz", in a rap that doesn't contain any music!
 
2012-10-27 09:32:32 AM  
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is not amused.
 
2012-10-27 09:57:59 AM  
A day in the sunset
Body aching
The flower still thrills
In its rising.

Can't lift the shovel
Matters not
Still can lift the pipe
And dig the pot.
 
2012-10-27 10:46:12 AM  
Poetry is what stupid people do once they figure out they can't do anything else of value.

/look, I put words together! I'm a poet!
 
2012-10-27 01:02:06 PM  
There was an old man from Nantucket ....
 
2012-10-27 01:04:44 PM  

1ceTr0n: You liberal dump sewer of a canal


Extreme parity we Canadian dollar also.
 
2012-10-27 01:57:36 PM  
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
Bouncing off my car's front grill
 
2012-10-27 02:13:02 PM  
It's only a matter of time
i237.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-27 03:55:48 PM  
Today I could not
Maybe tomorrow I will
Christ, I need to crap!
 
2012-10-27 05:34:20 PM  

Dragonflew: 1ceTr0n: You liberal dump sewer of a canal

Extreme parity we Canadian dollar also.


Cow plane finds statistical embarrassment acceptable?
 
Displayed 30 of 30 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report