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(NJ.com)   I'm going to go with the obvious. Ow, my balls   (nj.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, scrotum, Jersey City Medical Center, light rail  
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18016 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2012 at 10:05 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-26 10:06:09 PM  
Never go to bed angry.
 
2012-10-26 10:06:45 PM  
She does look hungry.
 
2012-10-26 10:09:28 PM  
Never go to bed hangry?
 
2012-10-26 10:10:07 PM  
From the picture I'd say she was probably just hungry.

cgraves67: She does look hungry.


*fistbump*
 
2012-10-26 10:11:03 PM  
Could have been worse.
She could have sat on him.
 
2012-10-26 10:13:24 PM  
Coors just got some free advertising.
 
2012-10-26 10:13:26 PM  
released for incarceration
 
2012-10-26 10:15:04 PM  
That's nuts.
 
2012-10-26 10:15:45 PM  
Such a passive aggressive move on his part. She was just taking the bull by the horns so to speak. Bet he sleeps with one eye open from now on. If they could just Keep Talking, the wouldn't be all this Sorrow. Hope the dr was able to make his junk comfortably numb.
 
2012-10-26 10:19:01 PM  
Balls.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-10-26 10:19:24 PM  
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
 
2012-10-26 10:19:25 PM  
next time leave a turkey on the table
 
2012-10-26 10:20:07 PM  
What a scrotum-biting babe might look like.
i.imgur.com 
/looks hungry
 
2012-10-26 10:21:08 PM  
Pretty ballsy move to go to sleep after starting a fight with Girlzilla.
 
2012-10-26 10:21:54 PM  
Well, you lie down with whales, you get...... bit in the sack, I guess.
 
2012-10-26 10:22:26 PM  
Taste the Rockies!
 
2012-10-26 10:28:24 PM  
Ah yes, the classy, sweatpants and Coors shirt look. What did you think was going to happen.
 
2012-10-26 10:28:28 PM  
C'mon, she's a light rail fare-jumper, he shoulda known what he was getting into!
 
2012-10-26 10:28:52 PM  
So he lost the imaginary argument she was having with him while he was fast asleep?
 
2012-10-26 10:29:05 PM  
Didn't want to press charges? Time to leave stud, be far far way when she gets out.
 
2012-10-26 10:29:17 PM  
Castrating Biatch.
 
2012-10-26 10:29:30 PM  

Buttle not Tuttle: Taste the Rockies!


Ha Ha!!

/nice....
 
2012-10-26 10:30:11 PM  
tsk, tsk....... testy
 
2012-10-26 10:32:09 PM  
Rocky mountain oysters
 
2012-10-26 10:33:00 PM  

"Mendez was also charged on three open warrants, two for light rail fare-jumping violations and the other for a city ordinance violation."


Nice of the cops to wait until she tries to bite someone's balls off to finally get her for her previous violations as well.

 
2012-10-26 10:33:25 PM  
Did they put the guy's balls in a sling or a sling and cast? I'm sure there are Farkers who'd like to autograph such a cast. 

i49.photobucket.com

//So how did she get two PATH violations and a city ordinance violation from just biting a scrotum?
 
2012-10-26 10:34:17 PM  
I'm having trouble with the part where he didn't want to press charges.
He's either the most p-whipped male on the planet or he's afraid for his life.
 
2012-10-26 10:37:45 PM  
Despite the vas deferens between them,they came to an understanding....
 
2012-10-26 10:42:40 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I'm having trouble with the part where he didn't want to press charges.
He's either the most p-whipped male on the planet or he's afraid for his life.


Clearly a severe case of Stockholm's. "I know she bit my nuts...but I love her!!"
 
2012-10-26 10:43:31 PM  

Apos: Despite the vas deferens between them,they came to an understanding....


I laughed at that!
\Would laugh again
 
2012-10-26 10:44:11 PM  
Subby got it right: balls and ball related conversations are pretty obvious here on Fark
 
2012-10-26 10:45:27 PM  
What's this about keeping slugs offa the kids?

I laughed too.
 
2012-10-26 10:46:05 PM  
www.restlessadventurer.net

Just saying.
 
2012-10-26 10:47:26 PM  
It's a Ballsnack Conundrum.
 
2012-10-26 10:48:23 PM  
"Mendez was also charged on three open warrants, two for light rail fare-jumping violations and the other for a city ordinance violation."

To be fair, she couldn't fit through the turnstile, so jumping was the only choice. Also, to be fair, we've all seen the pictures of what happened to the lawn chairs up and down the East Coast when she landed.

(I'm fat, but not cannibalism fat.)
 
2012-10-26 10:48:55 PM  
hollywoodleek.com
 
2012-10-26 10:49:48 PM  
00ps
 
2012-10-26 10:50:55 PM  
www.myteespot.com
 
2012-10-26 10:53:17 PM  
Naturally, Officer, when she said she was going to tear into some Balzac, i assumed she meant an evening reading La Comédie humaine, perhaps La Rabouilleuse.
 
2012-10-26 10:53:45 PM  
She bit him on the neck and scrotum, does he wrap his scrotum around his neck when he sleeps or what?
 
2012-10-26 10:54:05 PM  

wambu: What a scrotum-biting babe might look like.
[i.imgur.com image 104x250] 
/looks hungry


She bears a passing resemblance to a scrotum herself.

shifty lookin bleeder: [hollywoodleek.com image 250x357]


Is that the same idiot fatty kid looking like a doofus throwing gang signs with his cigarette-smoking pal in that one photo? You know, that one.
 
2012-10-26 10:54:56 PM  
At least she didn't yank 'em off like a paper towel.
 
2012-10-26 10:57:29 PM  
Was in the Vegas or Houston airport today, forgot which, but CNN did a "science" story on how "many mammals" shake their wet fur to try themselves off. They had some "Georgia Institute of Technology" dork talking about it as if this were science.

That movie "Idiocracy" seemed silly at the time, but look at it now. Look at Windows 8 and how they do the pane thing. OK, you can figure it out from here....
 
2012-10-26 10:58:52 PM  

buckler: You know, that one.



holy shiat you're right it looks just like him, but I have no idea if that's the same kid.
 
2012-10-26 11:00:26 PM  
He's not pressing charges?!

I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* she really does have him by the balls.
 
2012-10-26 11:00:56 PM  
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

/Phyllis Diller
 
2012-10-26 11:01:25 PM  

FDR Jones: released for incarceration


Should read "released for incineration"
 
2012-10-26 11:02:28 PM  

FunkOut: Pretty ballsy move to go to sleep after starting a fight with Girlzilla.


Broadzilla.

Smarten up.

;-)
 
2012-10-26 11:05:11 PM  
Broadzilla.

Don't call her a broad. Chicks hate that.
 
2012-10-26 11:06:15 PM  
A Jersey City man who went to sleep after an argument with his girlfriend was awakened late Thursday night when she bit his scrotum

Yes, I suppose that would wake a man up.

And probably the rest of the block.
 
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