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(KJRH Tulsa)   Inmate being booked into jail learns meaning of "self incrimation," when guards frisk him and find victim's ear and hair in his pocket   (kjrh.com ) divider line 30
    More: Scary, pocket, blood stains, ears, hair  
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2012-10-26 10:12:02 PM  
The suspect requested one phone call and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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/farking suave motherfarker
 
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2012-10-26 10:13:55 PM  
That won't be the last thing he'll hear of it, I'm sure.
 
2012-10-26 10:24:25 PM  
Heh, I was just re-reading Night Watch by Terry Pratchett and got to this part:

Carcer: Now then, what have I got in my pocket for a good lad? Oh yeah, someone's ear. Still warm.
Young Nobby: Cor, thanks mister!
 
2012-10-26 10:52:29 PM  
How do you know the ear belongs to his victim? Maybe a friend just lent it to him.
 
2012-10-26 11:01:06 PM  
I hate headlines like this. Now I have that gruesome image stuck in my head.
 
2012-10-26 11:14:15 PM  
Hair today, con tomorrow
 
2012-10-26 11:25:17 PM  
I've got one ear in my pocket and the other is still on my girlfriend

/former, I'd guess.
 
2012-10-27 12:41:07 AM  
Didn't Frank Capra make a horror film called Pocketful of Earacles?
 
2012-10-27 12:45:49 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: How do you know the ear belongs to his victim? Maybe a friend just lent it to him.


That's disgusting. 
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2012-10-27 01:26:41 AM  
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.....
 
2012-10-27 03:46:48 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: How do you know the ear belongs to his victim? Maybe a friend just lent it to him.


A friend? A Roman? A countryman?
 
2012-10-27 04:25:36 AM  

log_jammin: clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.....


damn you.
 
2012-10-27 06:52:21 AM  
I said - INMATE BEING BOOKED INTO JAIL LEARNS...
 
2012-10-27 06:59:13 AM  
Did he try "IT'S NOT MINE!"?
 
2012-10-27 07:00:25 AM  
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;


I can't find that - ah!! 'ear it is!
 
2012-10-27 07:00:42 AM  
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?
 
2012-10-27 07:01:40 AM  
I'll bet the victim didn't see hear this coming.
 
2012-10-27 07:08:07 AM  
Silly thug, you are supposed to cut your ear off and give it to her!
 
2012-10-27 07:17:56 AM  
www.ibiblio.org
 
2012-10-27 07:21:25 AM  
Poor fella. He just wanted someone to listen to him.
 
2012-10-27 07:50:51 AM  
ossuary.best-horror-movies.com


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2012-10-27 08:29:32 AM  

log_jammin: clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.....


I will always associate that song with Resevoir Dogs. Always.

So thanks, I think

/gives me chills
 
2012-10-27 08:51:21 AM  
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He was just bringing a snack in case he got hungry. Didn't know how long the booking would take; good to be prepared.
 
2012-10-27 09:03:42 AM  
What self incrimation may look like

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2012-10-27 09:15:58 AM  
What would you say If I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
 
2012-10-27 10:16:26 AM  
Amateur. I once found an elephant in my pajamas.


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2012-10-27 11:19:11 AM  
Right ear?

Sure I 'ave it. Right 'ere.
 
2012-10-27 11:28:52 AM  
Just imagine how pissed he is going to be when he learns about self incrimination.
 
2012-10-27 12:31:43 PM  
She said she'd give him an earful.
 
2012-10-27 01:18:58 PM  
Among the evidence collected was the remaining portion of the woman's ear, which officers found in Hall's pocket

This is actually 'inevitable discovery' not self incrimination. Now if he had told them about it or offered it up, well then...

I will agree though that this is quite incriminating. from the case law I've heard of anyway.
 
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