p4p3rm4t3: Magnetic rails circling the moon could be used to fire high mass objects at the asteroid./idunno
TheOther: The fancy paint gun plan has collapsed.Now our only hope is to do the job manually.Meet America's newest astronaut heroes!Que?
p4p3rm4t3: Magnetic rails circling the moon could be used to fire high mass objects at the asteroid.
The One True TheDavid: Wait, the other option was shooting Bruyce Willis at it? Maybe through one of those huge cannons Saddam was supposed to have?
Charles_Nelson_Reilly: That's a strange way for scientists to propose. It's easier to use the jumbotron.
PirateKing: We're far closer to a Farside Cannon.Send a solar powered laser factory to the moon, and let it convert the surface into solar powered lasers. Then point all the lasers at whatever you want to destroy. Also take over the solar system sort of by accident.
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