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(ABC News)   Bulldog pup reunited with family after being dognapped at gunpoint, stuffed in a duffel bag, and involved in a standoff with police   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Oregon, Oregon City, Harpo, possession of stolen property, Clackamas County, gut feeling, Vancouver Police  
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4207 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Oct 2012 at 12:01 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-27 10:59:56 AM  
1 vote:
Got a bulldog asleep on my foot right now so I'm getting a kick, etc.

/ours are rescues
//adorable, sweet, lovable FARTING MACHINES OF DOOM
///just invest in candles; they're worth it
////foot is falling asleep for some reason
2012-10-27 07:03:35 AM  
1 vote:
I must have missed the part where the police needlessly shot the dog.
2012-10-27 01:46:20 AM  
1 vote:

Even made a movie about dognapping.
2012-10-27 01:02:25 AM  
1 vote:
Dayamn.. $4000 for a DOG?!? Amazes me people would pay that much for a dog. Personally a cat person (grew up with ONLY dogs; was not allowed to have cats until I moved out on my own and still had only dogs until a freak flood put mice and rats in our neighborhood and I finally got a cat. Once I saw the difference, I got rid of the stupid dog and never considered getting one ever again). Although I would NEVER sell one of my cats for $4000, I would never pay even $100 to BUY a cat (well, maybe one of those Scottish Folds... maybe)

But, if you can sell them for $4000.. more power to them.. and, after seeing that price tag, damned straight I would fight the asshole with the gun. After I JUST remodeled bathroom and price for the job DOUBLED almost exactly on what was expected, money is tight... push that gun out of the way and go all OZZY on his neck then tell the cops I was in shock and thought he was a bat.

/amazed police did anything
2012-10-27 12:38:58 AM  
1 vote:
Why do you steal something that a) barks and b) bites? Isn't that kind of dumb, even for a thief?
2012-10-27 12:29:39 AM  
1 vote:
Did the police point bullpup rifles at the dognapper?
2012-10-27 12:28:32 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "I couldn't think of selling him right now," Steele said. "People are calling and asking but I've told them I couldn't deal with that right now. I think it would be too traumatic for him too."

I can understand getting the shakes after being robbed at gunpoint. However, you can't put human characteristics like these emotions on dogs. He probably had no idea what was going on. Dogs (especially puppies) don't dwell on things like this anyway. And, look, he apparently got all the crayons he could eat.
2012-10-27 12:04:45 AM  
1 vote:
That's ruff
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