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2012-10-27 01:28:10 AM
This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.

/Nothing is obscure on fark
 
2012-10-27 01:31:13 AM
Mr. Cool Ice just shakes his head and walks away.
 
2012-10-27 01:33:23 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-27 01:37:13 AM

Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]


Wait - tattoos on the forearms affect employability? Really?

I'm so glad I live in Seattle, and I don't even have any tattoos.
 
2012-10-27 01:38:00 AM
People still get Bob Dole ass-tattoos every day.
 
2012-10-27 01:41:19 AM

RedPhoenix122: Itchy Feets: What a shiatty tattoo. Not only is it stupid, but it's poorly executed.

Christ, if you're going to get a facial tat, spend the extra cash to get it done right.

There is no right way to get a facial tattoo.

/In order to get the tattoo, you have to have a job, which you will be out of once you put that shiat on your face.


Not true. Failing dive bars will always hire freaks to bar back and bounce on busy nights. You get paid under the table, get up to $10 worth of chow from the kitchen per shift, and don't need to wake up til 2pm.

That's living, man.
 
2012-10-27 01:41:59 AM

BMulligan: Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]

Wait - tattoos on the forearms affect employability? Really?

I'm so glad I live in Seattle, and I don't even have any tattoos.


it's a requisite photo to post in tattoo threads.
 
2012-10-27 01:42:15 AM

Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]


I have a tat in a blue region that actually makes me more respectable and has been known to make old church ladies go, "Oh, I wish more young people were like you!" WAT DO.
 
2012-10-27 01:45:11 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]

I have a tat in a blue region that actually makes me more respectable and has been known to make old church ladies go, "Oh, I wish more young people were like you!" WAT DO.


Crown of thorns?
 
2012-10-27 01:46:33 AM

MrSplifferton: A Dark Evil Omen: Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]

I have a tat in a blue region that actually makes me more respectable and has been known to make old church ladies go, "Oh, I wish more young people were like you!" WAT DO.

Crown of thorns?


Wedding band.
 
2012-10-27 01:46:37 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]

I have a tat in a blue region that actually makes me more respectable and has been known to make old church ladies go, "Oh, I wish more young people were like you!" WAT DO.


1) Randomly pon-n'-lock
2) Do not adorn it with nugget jewelry
3) Refrain from making statements about smelling cornbread.
 
2012-10-27 01:47:22 AM
Doesn't see what the big deal is
i131.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-27 01:56:39 AM

WizardofToast: Blue_Blazer: Wow, TFA has a fairly hilarious slideshow of horrible political tattoos.

This one made me stain my drawers a bit, he's so dreamy.

[i.huffpost.com image 850x617]

That must be creepy if that person was having sex. Imagine trying to get down and you see Clinton just staring at you with that smile.


I once knew a death metal rocker, the dude was ripped and had tattoos of skulls, eyeballs, eyeballs shooting out of skulls, etc., like a Metalocalypse character. Sex with him would be like having a sweaty side of beef covered in graffiti comin' atcha.
 
2012-10-27 01:58:37 AM
knew a kid in HS shaved his head, got a huge pot leaf tattoo on his noggin. he laughed, it was a goof, let his hair grow in. then he went bald in his 20's.
 
2012-10-27 01:59:51 AM
Sir, I knew Mr. Cool Ice, and you sir, are no Mr. Cool Ice.
 
2012-10-27 02:01:12 AM

KrispyKritter: knew a kid in HS shaved his head, got a huge pot leaf tattoo on his noggin. he laughed, it was a goof, let his hair grow in. then he went bald in his 20's.


That is hilarious.
 
2012-10-27 02:13:23 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: MrSplifferton: A Dark Evil Omen: Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]

I have a tat in a blue region that actually makes me more respectable and has been known to make old church ladies go, "Oh, I wish more young people were like you!" WAT DO.

Crown of thorns?

Wedding band.


Apparently I'm color blind. Anyways, I knew a guy who got a tatoo in the blue area. It said 'I eat pus*y' on his neck. Oddly enough he's in jail for kidnapping and assault. Go figure.
 
2012-10-27 02:25:12 AM
If there is one thing I learned from this, neither party has a monopoly on bad tattoos.
 
2012-10-27 02:30:21 AM
hurtyelbow.typepad.com 

Pffft, should have held out for 10K.

/it's still stupid.
 
2012-10-27 02:33:26 AM

Dr.Fey: Not suggesting that anyone go through the slideshow of political tattoos, but I was amused by 12 of 24.

It's a tattooed verse from Leviticus against gays, and the author points out:
"You know what else Leviticus says? No tattoos. Also no haircuts. "


Every time I see that tattoo, i just think "man, that guy is repressing a serious desire to suck a cock."
 
2012-10-27 02:34:50 AM

Dr.Fey: Not suggesting that anyone go through the slideshow of political tattoos, but I was amused by 12 of 24.

It's a tattooed verse from Leviticus against gays, and the author points out:
"You know what else Leviticus says? No tattoos. Also no haircuts. "


This. Like tattooing is supposed to be a horrible, horrible thing to do acccording to the Bible. I'm not entirely sure, but I even believe that if you are Jewish and you get a tattoo many Jewish cemeteries won't allow you to be buried there.

Of course, I doubt the guy is Jewish, but still these so called religious people have no problem swearing by Leviticus when it suits them.
 
2012-10-27 02:45:50 AM

MissyLissy: Of course, I doubt the guy is Jewish, but still these so called religious people have no problem swearing by Leviticus when it suits them.


I'm curious about the mindset of someone who gets a tattoo as a goof. You're disfiguring yourself and limiting your future options for a pathetically small amount of money. Think about it: most people who are unable to secure a job due to misfortune get at least five figures. This idiot backed a losing candidate two weeks before the election with a facial tattoo.

This isn't even funny, it's just pathetic. Either this guy is hard up or he's so desperate for attention that he needs something that stands out to initiate any sort of human contact.
 
2012-10-27 02:50:20 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Fista-Phobia: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]

I have a tat in a blue region that actually makes me more respectable and has been known to make old church ladies go, "Oh, I wish more young people were like you!" WAT DO.


Pics.
 
2012-10-27 03:02:28 AM

Guntram Shatterhand: MissyLissy: Of course, I doubt the guy is Jewish, but still these so called religious people have no problem swearing by Leviticus when it suits them.

I'm curious about the mindset of someone who gets a tattoo as a goof. You're disfiguring yourself and limiting your future options for a pathetically small amount of money. Think about it: most people who are unable to secure a job due to misfortune get at least five figures. This idiot backed a losing candidate two weeks before the election with a facial tattoo.

This isn't even funny, it's just pathetic. Either this guy is hard up or he's so desperate for attention that he needs something that stands out to initiate any sort of human contact.


I think it's the attention thing. I mean it would be like a teenager doing a silly stunt that could get himself killed just to impress his friends (or youtube). I think what this guy did was very similar just on a different level. And we are talking about him now. Maybe we're not impressed. But I'll bet there are a few people out there who are impressed by his commitment
 
2012-10-27 03:13:45 AM

Guntram Shatterhand: This isn't even funny, it's just pathetic. Either this guy is hard up or he's so desperate for attention that he needs something that stands out to initiate any sort of human contact.


When i was younger and even more of a dick than today my friends and I had a running game.

We'd pay people insignificant amounts of money (our part-time jobs didn't pay much to begin with) to do stupid embarrassing shiat. Just to see what we could get them to do for $5 or $10.

Nothing incredibly cruel, like bumfights. More like, chew up that unlit cigarette, or go in the bathroom put your underwear on teh outside of your pants and go to class, put food on your head and stand on your chair in the cafeteria.... really juvinille acts.

I think we stopped playing because we started to realize it was cruel. We all had decent upbringings and as a result actually had a conscience. No matter how small or silly the act seemed we eventually figured out we were taking advantage of...as you said it, pathetic people that had a want for attention they couldn't seem to satisfy in any normal way.

Getting our laughs at their expense. And that it was wrong, even if they seemed to WANT to participate.

Kids can be cruel... fortunately most of us can grow out of that (at least mostly). I still catch myself lol'ing at stuff I know really isn't funny, and then feel bad. Like most of us do.

But that starved need for attention and the inability to satisfy it in any normal way? That seems to have a tendency to stick with a person.

These people are everywhere.
They are to both be pitied and viewed cautiously,

Because it's crazy that what you or I might find to be stupid or silly or dangerous or even destructive, these people will commit for no other reason than because someone told them to. Or to get people to stop and point. Mindless drones with no thought to repercussions.

And it's amazing what they will do and what they can accomplish with the right cruel bastard to lead them on their way (and that really is meant to be a non-partisan statement).

And in 'Merica, it seems we now celebrate these people by raising them to celebrity status.

/csb
 
2012-10-27 03:23:02 AM

MurphyMurphy: Guntram Shatterhand: This isn't even funny, it's just pathetic. Either this guy is hard up or he's so desperate for attention that he needs something that stands out to initiate any sort of human contact.

When i was younger and even more of a dick than today my friends and I had a running game.

We'd pay people insignificant amounts of money (our part-time jobs didn't pay much to begin with) to do stupid embarrassing shiat. Just to see what we could get them to do for $5 or $10.

Nothing incredibly cruel, like bumfights. More like, chew up that unlit cigarette, or go in the bathroom put your underwear on teh outside of your pants and go to class, put food on your head and stand on your chair in the cafeteria.... really juvinille acts.

I think we stopped playing because we started to realize it was cruel. We all had decent upbringings and as a result actually had a conscience. No matter how small or silly the act seemed we eventually figured out we were taking advantage of...as you said it, pathetic people that had a want for attention they couldn't seem to satisfy in any normal way.

Getting our laughs at their expense. And that it was wrong, even if they seemed to WANT to participate.

Kids can be cruel... fortunately most of us can grow out of that (at least mostly). I still catch myself lol'ing at stuff I know really isn't funny, and then feel bad. Like most of us do.

But that starved need for attention and the inability to satisfy it in any normal way? That seems to have a tendency to stick with a person.

These people are everywhere.
They are to both be pitied and viewed cautiously,

Because it's crazy that what you or I might find to be stupid or silly or dangerous or even destructive, these people will commit for no other reason than because someone told them to. Or to get people to stop and point. Mindless drones with no thought to repercussions.

And it's amazing what they will do and what they can accomplish with the right cruel bastard to lead them on ...


If you believe in hell you have a lot of repenting to do...
 
2012-10-27 03:34:46 AM

MrSplifferton: If you believe in hell you have a lot of repenting to do...


I really wish I did.

Because if I did end up there, I'd get some satisfaction out of seeing so many others that really really deserve to be there. Going to hell would almost be worth it just to confirm some of histories truly evil bastards got their comeuppance in a real and lasting way.

But I don't.
Like most rational adults, I don't need the threat of a magical pit of fire to coerce me into doing the right thing.
I try to just learn from my mistakes and make better decisions going forward.

/early Christians didn't even believe in hell, wasn't invented yet
//The Church came up with that shiat, just like Purgatory
 
2012-10-27 03:37:18 AM
Huh! I thought it was a blue sea-gull carrying half of a red herring.
 
2012-10-27 03:42:18 AM

WizardofToast: That must be creepy if that person was having sex. Imagine trying to get down and you see Clinton just staring at you with that smile.


Along similar lines, I've always thought that it must be interesting to take that guy home, get his kit off and find that big gay White Power unicorn tattoo on his ass. It's just screaming for rough and angry hate-sex.
 
2012-10-27 03:52:43 AM

Itchy Feets: RedPhoenix122: Itchy Feets: What a shiatty tattoo. Not only is it stupid, but it's poorly executed.

Christ, if you're going to get a facial tat, spend the extra cash to get it done right.

There is no right way to get a facial tattoo.

/In order to get the tattoo, you have to have a job, which you will be out of once you put that shiat on your face.

Not true. Failing dive bars will always hire freaks to bar back and bounce on busy nights. You get paid under the table, get up to $10 worth of chow from the kitchen per shift, and don't need to wake up til 2pm.

That's living, man.


It's not living WELL, but it's living.
 
2012-10-27 05:00:56 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: YOLO, I was born with a forehead.

I'm going to start using that as my excuse for EVERYTHING.


www.maximumpc.com
 
2012-10-27 05:05:30 AM

Gyrfalcon: Itchy Feets: RedPhoenix122: Itchy Feets: What a shiatty tattoo. Not only is it stupid, but it's poorly executed.

Christ, if you're going to get a facial tat, spend the extra cash to get it done right.

There is no right way to get a facial tattoo.

/In order to get the tattoo, you have to have a job, which you will be out of once you put that shiat on your face.

Not true. Failing dive bars will always hire freaks to bar back and bounce on busy nights. You get paid under the table, get up to $10 worth of chow from the kitchen per shift, and don't need to wake up til 2pm.

That's living, man.

It's not living WELL, but it's living.


As what? I'm guessing the dude has some plan to tat his whole face but, well that assumes he ever had a plan.
 
2012-10-27 09:29:24 AM
6 of 24 in the slideshow IS zuneguy! that is not a coverup tat at all and he is just proving he likes to double down when it comes to bad tat decisions.
 
2012-10-27 09:35:30 AM

Lionel Mandrake: OK, this is seriously funny/sad/aggrivating:

[i.huffpost.com image 426x308] 

Anti-Gay Bible Scripture

You know what else Leviticus says? No tattoos.

Also no haircuts.


The guy is so righteously anti-gay that he drops his Bible and immediately runs off to get a tattoo. If he had finished just one chapter more he would have seen - maybe even on the same fkn page - that tattoos, like teh ghey, are not allowed.

What a perfect mascot for homophobes.


Let's see if I can find the verse...

You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Now that would make a better tattoo.
 
2012-10-27 09:54:54 AM

smitty04: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]
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People are crazy.


'ofama'??
 
2012-10-27 09:58:35 AM
Romney supporters come cheap...is this news?

I wonder how much to golden shower him?
 
2012-10-27 10:07:43 AM
"But you only live once, and I was born with a forehead, so why not?"

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-27 10:08:53 AM
Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.

lon-cdn220-is-11.se.bpimagedownload.ngcdn.telstra.com
 
2012-10-27 10:23:51 AM

BMulligan: By the way, say what you will about Mr. Cool Ice, but I for one admire his Tattoo Artist's extraordinary symmetry.


FTFY

RE: White Power Unicorn: Way back when I used to work at a shop, we had this girl come in who wanted an Iron Cross with the Ying Yang symbol in the middle. We told her no one at the shop would do that for her....

We also had this one girl who wanted to show her support for the Tr-Kappas by having the initials in large block letters on her ankle; problem: she was black. It took a lot of work to SHOW her why this was a bad idea without coming right out and saying it. One of the guys made up the stencil, put it on her ankle and made her stand in front of the mirror. "You don't see anything wrong here?" It took her awhile, though once she finally did see it she couldn't wash the stencil off fast enough.
 
2012-10-27 10:25:06 AM
*Tri-Kappas

/dammit, I previewed and everything
 
2012-10-27 10:35:43 AM

Lionel Mandrake: OK, this is seriously funny/sad/aggrivating:

[i.huffpost.com image 426x308] 

Anti-Gay Bible Scripture

You know what else Leviticus says? No tattoos.

Also no haircuts.


The guy is so righteously anti-gay that he drops his Bible and immediately runs off to get a tattoo. If he had finished just one chapter more he would have seen - maybe even on the same fkn page - that tattoos, like teh ghey, are not allowed.

What a perfect mascot for homophobes.


I want to know why people were apparently cutting their bodies for the dead back then. Seems strange.
 
2012-10-27 11:03:04 AM

platedlizard:
I want to know why people were apparently cutting their bodies for the dead back then. Seems strange.


www.wearysloth.com
"Man comes up against that kind of will, only way to deal with it, I suspect... is to become it. First he'll try and make himself look like one, cut on himself, desecrate his flesh. Then he'll start acting like one..."

/first thing that came to mind...
 
2012-10-27 11:29:06 AM
i.huffpost.com

Is this a political tattoo, or a South Park tattoo?
 
2012-10-27 11:39:23 AM
Dole Kemp '96. There was an uninspired campaign, I hardly remember any of it. Granted I was just a wee lass of 10, and now am a grown man.

/wait a second
 
2012-10-27 12:00:32 PM
The only way this could get any better is if this guy forgets to vote on the 7th.
 
2012-10-27 12:31:08 PM
It would be funny if he asked the tat artist to do romney logo and they put this on his face.

www.atlnightspots.com 

Flies no necessary.
 
2012-10-27 12:31:44 PM

cretinbob: [i36.photobucket.com image 450x300]

//yes I'm going to get as much milage out of this as I can



Please do. That cracks me right the hell up every time I see it.

But has anyone seen the ol' switcheroo of Romney and his wife? It was around quite a bit a few days ago and then it just vanished.

Perhaps it's prophetic on some level.
 
2012-10-27 01:00:23 PM
Well he could always go work for a shoe company

www.theshopforshoes.com
 
2012-10-27 01:19:56 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

/Hot.
 
2012-10-27 01:25:45 PM
Hartsburg tweeted his intentions, fully acknowledging the permanence of his offer -- and someone, presumably a Romney supporter, handed over the $5,000.

The guy who got the tattoo is an idiot.

The guy who paid for it is an asshole.

Meh, at least the tat guy got paid.
 
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