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(CBS Detroit)   Zooey Deschanel will be singing the national anthem for Game 3 of the World Series in Detroit. Which would be great except for the fact that Zooey's a Giants fan   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 67
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2012-10-26 05:23:32 PM  
GO GIANTS!Link
 
2012-10-26 05:26:25 PM  

I have no problem with that

GO GIANTS!
 
2012-10-26 05:29:53 PM  
Maybe it's actually Katy Perry. Common mistake.
 
2012-10-26 06:26:49 PM  

Cyberluddite: Maybe it's actually Katy Perry. Common mistake.


It's all right, they're both terrible.
 
2012-10-26 06:30:04 PM  
So she would sing it differently or something if she were a Tigers fan?
 
2012-10-26 06:35:30 PM  

BSABSVR: So she would sing it differently or something if she were a Tigers fan?


Think Roseanne Barr
 
2012-10-26 06:57:59 PM  
At least they didn't get Booth to sing at a Red Wings game.
 
2012-10-26 07:09:33 PM  
Pray for rain early in the day, folks... If she wakes up to rain, she'll just stay home and call for a home soup delivery.
 
2012-10-26 07:15:08 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: At least they didn't get Booth to sing at a Red Wings game.


What Red Wings game?

/farking lockout.
 
2012-10-26 08:05:39 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Pray for rain early in the day, folks... If she wakes up to rain, she'll just stay home and call for a home soup delivery.


Only if she gets confirmation that the water falling from the sky is actually rain
 
2012-10-26 08:16:58 PM  
Does she have anything that is on FOX? If so, that is why she is singing the national anthem.
 
2012-10-26 08:35:39 PM  
The guy you see charging the mound to propose to her after she's done singing will be me.
 
2012-10-26 08:35:51 PM  

Cyberluddite: Maybe it's actually Katy Perry. Common mistake.


Or it could be Emily Blunt. You never see any of them in the same place together.
 
2012-10-26 08:40:47 PM  

skinink: Or it could be Emily Blunt. You never see any of them in the same place together.


You obviously have a very stunted dream life.
 
2012-10-26 08:53:58 PM  
I always am reminded of Booger from RotN when it comes to girls like this doing things I'm not interested in. Pan down, I want bush.
 
2012-10-26 09:08:50 PM  
I suppose all of Fark's misanthropes have our fantasies about who should be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. For me, all cross marketers will be exterminated like filthy rats.
 
2012-10-26 09:19:57 PM  
I hate that Fox controls everything about the game including who sings the National Anthem.

If only there was musical talent in the world that came out of Detroit/Michigan.
 
2012-10-26 09:33:43 PM  

srhp29: If only there was musical talent in the world that came out of Detroit/Michigan.


If you asked FOX, or probably any other major broadcast network to pick a musician "representing" Detroit, they'll end up serving Kid Rock.
 
2012-10-26 09:34:43 PM  

srhp29: I hate that Fox controls everything about the game including who sings the National Anthem.

If only there was musical talent in the world that came out of Detroit/Michigan.


Aretha's singing before game 5.
 
2012-10-26 09:37:32 PM  
Okay, so add an asterisk to that.
 
2012-10-26 09:39:56 PM  

GAT_00: Cyberluddite: Maybe it's actually Katy Perry. Common mistake.

It's all right, they're both terrible.


true that, but Katy has GIANTS
 
2012-10-26 09:42:06 PM  
Yeah, but EVERYBODY loves Zooey.
 
2012-10-26 09:53:17 PM  
Game 6 (if necessary) should be Seth MacFarlane. Dude's got some decent pipes, and it would take the shameless cross-promotion to new heights.
 
2012-10-26 09:57:15 PM  
That douche Joel Osteen came from Houston to throw the first pitch at a Nats x Astros game this season. I was more offended by his wearing a Nats jersey, and most offended for his being Joel Osteen.
 
2012-10-26 09:57:57 PM  
I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.
 
2012-10-26 10:06:08 PM  

Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.


What was with the "Please rise" bit before the song? Is this supposed to be our new Fascist America national anthem or something?
 
2012-10-26 10:09:10 PM  
so when is this game 3 thingy?
 
Slu
2012-10-26 10:11:17 PM  

Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.


I agree with you 100%. In fact, I don't know why they sing the National Anthem either, to be honest.
 
2012-10-26 10:16:31 PM  

Slu: Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.

I agree with you 100%. In fact, I don't know why they sing the National Anthem either, to be honest.


Glad I'm not the only one, it's a horrible song. I can understand the National Anthem, or at least I understood that back when there were Canadian teams, not so much now though.
 
2012-10-26 10:31:01 PM  
wtf Fark.... no Zooey picks?!

Im ashamed of you all
 
2012-10-26 10:33:53 PM  

zzottt: wtf Fark.... no Zooey picks?!

Im ashamed of you all


Wait until after the wedding. Now you have a reason to root for me.
 
2012-10-26 10:37:58 PM  
I want to see her hit that high note three times like a Hunter Pence Double.
 
2012-10-26 10:39:34 PM  
for shame. not a single picture? Here, let me halp.

www.fansshare.com

/hot
 
2012-10-26 10:45:37 PM  

srhp29: I hate that Fox controls everything about the game including who sings the National Anthem.


Fox tried to have the American Idol winner sing the national anthem when the Bears hosted the NFC championship game a few years ago. People flipped the fark out because everyone in Chicago wanted the guy who does the anthem at Blackhawks games (this was on the heels of the 'Hawks winning the cup) and Fox eventually gave in. I agree-- it's horrible.
 
2012-10-26 10:48:09 PM  

Zizzowop: Slu: Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.

I agree with you 100%. In fact, I don't know why they sing the National Anthem either, to be honest.


Glad I'm not the only one, it's a horrible song. I can understand the National Anthem, or at least I understood that back when there were Canadian teams, not so much now though.



Hey! It hasn't yet been 20 years since the last Canadian World Series champion...

/at least they were spared the embarrassment of being the only team not to win the AL East in the new millennium.
 
2012-10-26 10:54:33 PM  
I'd star spangle her banner, if you know what I mean. All o'er her ramparts.
 
2012-10-26 10:54:51 PM  
but shes so cute and quirky

everyone loves quirky girls who have it over the other girls
 
2012-10-26 11:07:12 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Game 6 (if necessary) should be Seth MacFarlane. Dude's got some decent pipes, and it would take the shameless cross-promotion to new heights.


Game seven (if necessary), Ashkon?
 
2012-10-26 11:54:51 PM  

Zizzowop: Slu: Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.

I agree with you 100%. In fact, I don't know why they sing the National Anthem either, to be honest.

Glad I'm not the only one, it's a horrible song. I can understand the National Anthem, or at least I understood that back when there were Canadian teams, not so much now though.


Completely agree. Should we also be standing for America by Neil Diamond? Living in America by James Brown? American Idiot?

I'll stand for the National Anthem, and only the National Anthem, thank you very much.
 
2012-10-27 12:24:31 AM  
Huh.... Disney/Mighty Ducks tapped Lucy Lawless (NSFW Pic) to sing the National Anthem for an NHL playoffs a while back.... and she was a huge Detroit Red Wings fan (her Detroit-native husband turned her on to Hockey and the Wings), spending pre-game time in the Wings' dressing room talking to players and such.

Those of us in the local Detroit (at the time, Channel 50) market got more of her topless performance than ESPN viewers did, I might add.
 
2012-10-27 12:29:24 AM  
That's what you get... she has a show on FOX.

/Go Giants
 
2012-10-27 12:31:44 AM  
Wait. Its the world series? Who's playin?
 
2012-10-27 12:34:31 AM  

ChrisDe: Completely agree. Should we also be standing for America by Neil Diamond? Living in America by James Brown? American Idiot?

I'll stand for the National Anthem, and only the National Anthem, thank you very much.


I'll stand for the National Anthem and "America, Fark Yeah" by DVDA. But that's where I draw the line.

bartink: Wait. Its the world series? Who's playin?


The Lions and the 49ers. (The Niners have home field, FYI.)
 
2012-10-27 01:34:07 AM  
WTF is a Zooey Deschanel, and what does it have to do with baseball?
 
2012-10-27 01:35:00 AM  
Gee...
I'm bettin' it might sound sorta like this in last year's World Series.

Link 

/she did look cuter than hell.
 
2012-10-27 01:35:21 AM  

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: srhp29: I hate that Fox controls everything about the game including who sings the National Anthem.

If only there was musical talent in the world that came out of Detroit/Michigan.

Aretha's singing before game 5.


What game 5?
 
2012-10-27 02:01:59 AM  
I'd like to ejaculate in Zooey's mouth...
 
2012-10-27 02:02:29 AM  
this chick isn't some super babe. she is at best, some chick anyone of us might encounter at a weekend bar.
 
2012-10-27 02:02:42 AM  
I'd like to ejaculate white sticky semen in Zooey's mouth...
 
2012-10-27 02:04:44 AM  

The Smails Kid: WTF is a Zooey Deschanel, and what does it have to do with baseball?


She likes to wear pajamas on rainy days and talks to her phone a lot.

Oh, and she likes to have tomato soup delivered to her home.

What that has to do with baseball, I have no idea.
 
2012-10-27 02:06:49 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: The Smails Kid: WTF is a Zooey Deschanel, and what does it have to do with baseball?

She likes to wear pajamas on rainy days and talks to her phone a lot.

Oh, and she likes to have tomato soup delivered to her home.

What that has to do with baseball, I have no idea.


it is wrong you know those things, deliver your man card in immediately
 
2012-10-27 02:11:16 AM  

Hempmonkey: Gee...
I'm bettin' it might sound sorta like this in last year's World Series.

Link 

/she did look cuter than hell.


I actually liked that of her. Not just the cuter than hell part, but the fact that she didn't go and try to glam/whore up the Star Spangled Banner. Just sing the damn song so we can get on with the damn game. Don't put your stamp on it.

/would put my stamp on her... hint hint wink wink nudge nudge
 
2012-10-27 02:12:57 AM  

Killer Cars: srhp29: If only there was musical talent in the world that came out of Detroit/Michigan.

If you asked FOX, or probably any other major broadcast network to pick a musician "representing" Detroit, they'll end up serving Kid Rock.


CSN:

I was hanging out with some 22-year-olds from work a few months ago (they're a few years younger than I am, but I'm in my late 20s, so I didn't think it was totally weird or inappropriate). We were drinking beer and smoking some pot, and the host -- a guy who sleeps with a lot of girls but who talked at length, and unironically, about his appreciation for the latest "Fast and the Furious" movie -- raised the question of what musical talent has ever come from a fly-over state, and he mentioned Detroit specifically.

I realized then that I couldn't ever hang out with those people again.
 
2012-10-27 02:25:39 AM  

Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.


It's complete bullshiat jingoism and needs to go away. After 9/11 they started doing it on Sunday games. The Yankees do it all the farking time. The NYPD even settled a lawsuit over a cop power tripping on someone who said "I don't care about this dumb song, I have to go pee".
 
2012-10-27 02:30:45 AM  
The thing is, I hope that somebody lets her know that she should tell her mother Mary Jo that Ray Wise is possessed by Killer BOB and is responsible for the death of Laura Palmer. She lives under the same roof with him, for Christ's sake, she ought to know.
 
2012-10-27 02:41:30 AM  

thegod082: Killer Cars: srhp29: If only there was musical talent in the world that came out of Detroit/Michigan.

If you asked FOX, or probably any other major broadcast network to pick a musician "representing" Detroit, they'll end up serving Kid Rock.

CSN:

I was hanging out with some 22-year-olds from work a few months ago (they're a few years younger than I am, but I'm in my late 20s, so I didn't think it was totally weird or inappropriate). We were drinking beer and smoking some pot, and the host -- a guy who sleeps with a lot of girls but who talked at length, and unironically, about his appreciation for the latest "Fast and the Furious" movie -- raised the question of what musical talent has ever come from a fly-over state, and he mentioned Detroit specifically.

I realized then that I couldn't ever hang out with those people again.


you have us baffled, who?
 
2012-10-27 02:45:55 AM  

kptchris: for shame. not a single picture? Here, let me halp.

[www.fansshare.com image 850x1053]

/hot


Wow. She's pretty cute when you can't see the soulless voids that are her eyes.
 
2012-10-27 05:36:48 AM  

GAT_00: Cyberluddite: Maybe it's actually Katy Perry. Common mistake.

It's all right, they're both terrible.

 

farm9.staticflickr.com


Reason number 1 why you're wrong

Reason number 2 why you're wrong



farm4.staticflickr.com


And to think I was just starting to like you in the Politics tab. :-/
 
2012-10-27 06:32:41 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: GAT_00: Cyberluddite: Maybe it's actually Katy Perry. Common mistake.

It's all right, they're both terrible. 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 346x385]

Reason number 1 why you're wrong

Reason number 2 why you're wrong



[farm4.staticflickr.com image 300x425]

And to think I was just starting to like you in the Politics tab. :-/


My guess is that not liking Katy, Zoey is a part of GAT_00 you can never take from him.
 
2012-10-27 10:55:55 AM  
Once again, a thread with a good looking chick and baseball in the headline leads to nerdish debate and a lack of pics.

Stunning.
 
2012-10-27 01:10:33 PM  
Will only watch for Zooey, once Joe and Tim come on, CHANGE CHANNEL!

/Gnats are gonna win it but I can not stand Buck, he farked up Pablo's big game on Wednesday, that man can not call a game, get Gus to replace him, Buck can not be announcer of the World Series for another 10 years!
 
2012-10-27 02:02:21 PM  

Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.


upload.wikimedia.org

You know who else was a terrible American?
 
2012-10-27 02:34:19 PM  
did anyone mention how cute and quirky she is?

i would hit that over and over and her sister too
 
2012-10-27 04:49:30 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: did anyone mention how cute and quirky she is?

i would hit that over and over and her sister too


she has sister?
 
2012-10-27 05:40:53 PM  

Zizzowop: I know everyone will call me a terrible Amurican for saying this, but I cannot stand the God Bless America song they sing during 7th inning stretch.


It is an awful song with bs lyrics
 
2012-10-27 06:15:59 PM  

kvinesknows: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: did anyone mention how cute and quirky she is?

i would hit that over and over and her sister too

she has sister?


Not sure if serious.

Anyhoo, I'd like to make Zooey gooey.

I know it doesn't rhyme. But it should.
 
2012-10-28 01:06:46 AM  
It DOES rhyme.

She's the one with the problem of mispronouncing a non made up name.

I vote she either pronounces her name right or take the extra O out. Doesn't matter.

BTW, ever notice in the Iphone commercial ZOOey stars in, Siri doesn't say her name?

That's right, Siri knows best. Siri would pronounce her name with the extra O.

Bye.
 
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