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(Fark)   It's Friday, you've been drunk since 9AM, you don't know where your pants are, and now we're making you take the Fark Weird News Quiz on top of that? SCREW IT, LET'S BOUNCE   (fark.com) divider line 41
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2012-10-26 04:04:38 PM
Thanks to the people who helped write the quiz this week:  meow said the dogphlegmmoSim Tree, and  Sinto. Thank you for your help and for making this work.  
 
2012-10-26 04:05:12 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:
 
Oakenraven 1031
jimmiejaz 1021
Nunpoo 1010
ajax 1000
Apok451 998
groppet 984
Ypheus 965
enorth 957
Raven Darke 941
jvl 936
 
May you so as well this week as last
 
2012-10-26 04:05:42 PM
 
2012-10-26 04:10:12 PM
this is not true - i know exactly where i forgot my pants
 
2012-10-26 04:14:09 PM
Final Score:
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 359
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (116 seconds)
stainedglassdoll 855
shopball 830
Spiffmonious 718
The Slush 647
wxboy 536
Majick Thise 519
Hoselman 411
Keigh 359
syrynxx 354
Stoj 266

better than Stoj, i'll take it.
 
2012-10-26 04:15:14 PM
I think I'd rather see cloud atlas without the acid. The first time through anyway.
 
2012-10-26 04:17:00 PM
Yeah i f*cked that one right up.
 
2012-10-26 04:19:20 PM

Unfreakable: May you so as well this week as last


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-26 04:22:36 PM

Unfreakable: May you so as well this week as last


Are you still drunk from last weekend?
 
2012-10-26 04:24:27 PM
This was tougher than usual

/ or I had a stroke, not sure

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 739
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (84 seconds)
 
2012-10-26 04:25:56 PM

CraicBaby: Unfreakable: May you so as well this week as last

Are you still drunk from last weekend?


Not even. Right when I started getting into a drinking rhythm, the damn bar closed. Normally I don't leave a bar that early unless I'm being held in a headlock by an angry bouncer after making lewd insinuations about his mother
 
2012-10-26 04:27:27 PM

Unfreakable: CraicBaby: Unfreakable: May you so as well this week as last

Are you still drunk from last weekend?

Not even. Right when I started getting into a drinking rhythm, the damn bar closed. Normally I don't leave a bar that early unless I'm being held in a headlock by an angry bouncer after making lewd insinuations about his mother


Yeah, we didn't realize the place closed so damn early. Next time will be different.
 
2012-10-26 04:28:08 PM
636

Missed the early top 10 by only 21.
 
2012-10-26 04:31:47 PM
195
 
2012-10-26 04:32:32 PM
Unfreakable: May you so as well this week as last

Thanks to the people who helped write the quiz this week: meow said the dog, phlegmmo, Sim Tree, and Sinto. Thank you for your help and for making this work.


Well there's your problem!
 
2012-10-26 04:34:53 PM
Subby - you just summed up my day in the title. Seriously - 3 beers on the way to work; 2 at lunch, and I'm at the bar again (still?). Ah, beer.

/cue Homer....
 
2012-10-26 04:35:10 PM
632

Laying off the sauce today.
 
2012-10-26 04:35:44 PM
Misread the one about the skunk. Or I'd have had one more correct. I suck.

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Mister Pleco 880
stainedglassdoll 855
shopball 830
jayfurr 825
Ivo Shandor 822
Nunpoo 816
Rufus Lee King 810
g-clef 805
HelperKitty 794
farkingismybusiness 748
 
2012-10-26 04:36:25 PM

jayfurr: Misread the one about the skunk


ughh me too
 
2012-10-26 04:37:37 PM
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

/for now
 
2012-10-26 04:40:38 PM
473
God damn it. I only really knew one of those anyway, random luck carried me the rest of the way.
 
2012-10-26 04:40:49 PM
whatsthisnow?
 
2012-10-26 04:44:20 PM
514

I expected it to be higher given my lack of productivity this week.
 
2012-10-26 04:44:50 PM
for some reason, 1/6 on the ones i thought about, 5/5 on the ones i wildly guessed.
 
2012-10-26 04:47:40 PM
9 /11 not bad for me, i usually have the memory of a leaky ...something that leaks bad.
 
2012-10-26 04:53:51 PM

Keigh: jayfurr: Misread the one about the skunk

ughh me too


this... that was mean
 
2012-10-26 04:56:53 PM
Final Score:

5 out of 11 correct, total points = 454
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (94 seconds)

I did poorly
 
2012-10-26 04:59:30 PM
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 304
3minutes

Pro tip- smoking a cigarette with your dominant hand and doing the quiz with your other- thumb on phone. Not good.

/and cloud atlas on acid might make the movie make too much sense
 
2012-10-26 05:00:24 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: 9 /11 not bad for me, i usually have the memory of a leaky ...something that leaks bad.


Said in his voice:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-26 05:01:15 PM
I did bad. I need to spend more time on tabs that aren't the politics tab.
 
2012-10-26 05:34:08 PM
Another vote for the skunk question being a trap.. I pulled the trigger a little early on that one.

I can't figure it out. I really did bad this week, and yet didn't get much real work done thanks to Fark. I went into it thinking I had a podium finish locked up.
 
2012-10-26 05:35:13 PM
Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 602
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (148 seconds)
 
2012-10-26 05:39:27 PM
I did horribly.

And I've been procrastinating with Fark pretty hard this last week. Damn. :(
 
2012-10-26 05:41:44 PM
freaking skunk question.

/reading comprehension fail
 
2012-10-26 05:53:35 PM
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 910
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (100 seconds)

SoundOfOneHandWanking 921
Wingchild 910
Mister Pleco 880
stainedglassdoll 855
vpc 841
New Farkin User Name 839
VicKevlar 836
shopball 830
M-G 829
jayfurr 825


... Soon to be destroyed, I'm sure, but I'll take the temporary Silver.
 
2012-10-26 06:00:32 PM
Not bad, won't last long though

9 out of 11 correct, total points = 842

SoundOfOneHandWanking 921
Wingchild 910
Mister Pleco 880
stainedglassdoll 855
lokis_mentor 842
vpc 841
New Farkin User Name 839
VicKevlar 836
shopball 830
M-G 829
 
2012-10-26 06:01:37 PM
Worst score evar.

2 out of 11 correct, total points = 173

I blame the vodka. Must get a better brand.
 
2012-10-26 06:02:22 PM
I don't think I was sober enough to drive until 9am.
 
2012-10-26 06:18:31 PM
8/11 for 700, PB here.

Not that anyone is really interested.
 
2012-10-26 06:38:55 PM
How did Subby know that I've been drunk since 09:00?
 
2012-10-26 11:06:45 PM

sixteanine: How did Subby know that I've been drunk since 09:00?


Fark tracks your ratio of all-caps post and cross-references it against your total typos to creat a Fark Poster Drunkenness Probability (FPDP)TM
 
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