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(Talking Points Memo)   Turns out people were making jokes comparing sex to voting since before Lena Dunham was born: "I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great," quipped President Ronald Reagan about voting Republican   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 108
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2012-10-26 02:19:21 PM
Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.
 
2012-10-26 02:27:27 PM
Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham and why am I supposed to be outraged or not outraged?
 
2012-10-26 02:30:13 PM
I tell you, there is just something about Lena Dunham. I want to not like her, but I would do disappointingly dirty things to her.
 
2012-10-26 02:34:53 PM

GAT_00: Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham and why am I supposed to be outraged or not outraged?


I keep thinking of either Olivia Dunham on Fringe or Lena Heady on Terminator, Game of Thrones, or the criminally underrated Dredd.
 
2012-10-26 02:34:57 PM

St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.


Why do you hate conservatives? Have they done something to you?
 
2012-10-26 02:38:02 PM

sethen320: St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.

Why do you hate conservatives? Have they done something to you?


My name is Inigo Montoya. Conservatives killed my father.
 
2012-10-26 02:40:42 PM
Good answer.
 
2012-10-26 02:42:41 PM

sethen320: St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.

Why do you hate conservatives? Have they done something to you?


They're pro-rape.
 
2012-10-26 02:51:36 PM

GAT_00: Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham and why am I supposed to be outraged or not outraged?


She is an actress, director and writer, whose most prominent success is HBO's "Girls." She is usually described as being part of the indie "mumblecore" subgenre. Very clever, intelligent people whose tastes do not happen align with her work like to quite sophisticatedly describe her as fat, ugly and/or porcine.
 
2012-10-26 02:52:53 PM

Aarontology: sethen320: St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.

Why do you hate conservatives? Have they done something to you?

They're pro-rape.


And they're soft on God.

Meaning they think that conception was God's will, but you know, the direct cause of the conception was kind of out of His hands. Not his deal, not his bag.
 
2012-10-26 02:55:14 PM

kronicfeld: GAT_00: Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham and why am I supposed to be outraged or not outraged?

She is an actress, director and writer, whose most prominent success is HBO's "Girls." She is usually described as being part of the indie "mumblecore" subgenre. Very clever, intelligent people whose tastes do not happen align with her work like to quite sophisticatedly describe her as fat, ugly and/or porcine.


Oh that thing. I watched a couple of episodes and I couldn't decide if it was the worst thing I'd ever seen or the most realistic TV show I'd ever seen.
 
2012-10-26 03:07:40 PM
That line Reagan used sounds kind of like something Republicans would use to justify rape too...
 
2012-10-26 03:07:57 PM
Lena Dunham

Stanley "Anne" Dunham.

Dr. Stanley was found in Kenya> by Dr. Livingstone.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 
2012-10-26 03:09:34 PM

sethen320: St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.

Why do you hate conservatives? Have they done something to you?


Well, they've stolen from us, lied to us, killed our friends and damaged the underpinnings of modern society. For a start.
 
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2012-10-26 03:09:41 PM
I don't know, the votes for Regan in 1980 still sting.
 
2012-10-26 03:11:44 PM
Reagan? Never heard of her
 
2012-10-26 03:11:51 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: sethen320: St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.

Why do you hate conservatives? Have they done something to you?

Well, they've stolen from us, lied to us, killed our friends and damaged the underpinnings of modern society. For a start.


yea. this.

and yet, mothers who have lost their elder son to iraq, will gladly vote for the lying shiatbag who wants to send her younger son to die in the next country over.
 
2012-10-26 03:12:04 PM
*looks up wtf Lena Dunham is*

Oh for farks sake.
 
2012-10-26 03:12:29 PM
at first i thought lena dunham was not good at running a tv show because girls is thuroughly unlikable. then i realised it was supposed to be unlikable, and therefore she was doing a good job. I am still unclear, however, on how/why there is an audience for an extremely unlikable show.
 
2012-10-26 03:13:12 PM
St. Ronnie of Reagan... *swoooooon*
 
2012-10-26 03:14:15 PM

GAT_00: Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham and why am I supposed to be outraged or not outraged?



You should be outraged because her show on HBO sucks.
 
2012-10-26 03:14:47 PM

tlchwi02: at first i thought lena dunham was not good at running a tv show because girls is thuroughly unlikable. then i realised it was supposed to be unlikable, and therefore she was doing a good job. I am still unclear, however, on how/why there is an audience for an extremely unlikable show.


I like it, which surprised me, and it's not just because I want to do unholy things to David Mamet's daughter.
 
2012-10-26 03:14:48 PM
Don't people trying to get out the youth vote do this same ad every 4 years?

I wonder what is different this time? hrm... oh wait, the president is a ni BONNNG
 
2012-10-26 03:17:10 PM
Republicans hate sex.
 
2012-10-26 03:17:47 PM

propasaurus: I tell you, there is just something about Lena Dunham. I want to not like her, but I would do disappointingly dirty things to her.



Go for it....you'll be the first/only guy in line.
 
2012-10-26 03:18:07 PM
The guy I work with has one of those talk radio airheads biatching about this voting is like sex ad. Could someone please find a video of Reagan saying what the article states? I'd really like to just blast this out of my speakers when he cuts to commercial.
 
2012-10-26 03:18:22 PM
That's because back then, Republicans were only using tip. Now they just jam the whole thing in there.
 
2012-10-26 03:19:28 PM

hillbillypharmacist: Aarontology: sethen320: St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.

Why do you hate conservatives? Have they done something to you?

They're pro-rape.

And they're soft on God.

Meaning they think that conception was God's will, but you know, the direct cause of the conception was kind of out of His hands. Not his deal, not his bag.


So He helpfully stepped up AFTER the rape to ensure the victim would have a lifelong reminder of that rape. Hey, the child might even LOOK LIKE the rapist!

God works in mysterious dickish ways.
 
2012-10-26 03:21:28 PM
What is the difference between a joke and two dicks?

//some people can't take a joke
 
2012-10-26 03:22:27 PM
And...now we know why the Gipper was called the Great Communicator, and Lena Dunham plays the self-absorbed lead on a cable comedy show watched by less than 1/3 of 1% of the American population. It's called innuendo, and when it's done right, it's genius. When it's not, it's juvenile and cringe-inducing.
 
2012-10-26 03:22:57 PM

Citrate1007: Republicans hate sex.


No, it's just that the kinds of sex they do like force them to cry and beg Jeebus for forgiveness.
 
2012-10-26 03:23:34 PM

farvour: That line Reagan used sounds kind of like something Republicans would use to justify rape too...


Or heroin.
 
2012-10-26 03:27:31 PM

Citrate1007: Republicans hate sex.


They're certainly fixated on rape.
 
2012-10-26 03:28:53 PM
Oh, she's the one who made that show about the obnoxious, bourgeoisie, trust fund, suburban white kids living the "bohemian" artist lifestyle on their parents' dime in gentrified, boring Brooklyn?
 
2012-10-26 03:32:16 PM
I can't think of many things that would stop me from voting for Obama at this point, but an endorsement from Lena Dunham comes pretty f*cking close.
 
2012-10-26 03:35:20 PM

GAT_00: I watched a couple of episodes and I couldn't decide if it was the worst thing I'd ever seen or the most realistic TV show I'd ever seen.


It is both.
 
2012-10-26 03:35:27 PM

kronicfeld: I like it, which surprised me, and it's not just because I want to do unholy things to David Mamet's daughter.


what precisely do you like about it? my objection to it is that, while it may be realistic to potray the characters and their personalities as the show does, they are deeply unlikable characters. without some character to "root for" if you will, i can't maintain any interest in the show.
 
2012-10-26 03:38:16 PM

tlchwi02: what precisely do you like about it? my objection to it is that, while it may be realistic to potray the characters and their personalities as the show does, they are deeply unlikable characters. without some character to "root for" if you will, i can't maintain any interest in the show.


I guess I just don't feel the need to like or root for any of them. There are plenty of other enjoyable shows with unlikable characters: Sunny, The League, and I'm sure others that would come to mind if I really thought on it. I like her writing and dialogue, I like that they're all f*cked up and that there aren't a lot of tropes and cliches thrown in.
 
2012-10-26 03:41:55 PM

kronicfeld: I like that they're all f*cked up and that there aren't a lot of tropes and cliches thrown in.


Yeah, a show about rich, young, aimless New Yorkers? Who'd have thought something that off-the-wall would ever get greenlit?

What's next? A show about lawyers or cops?
 
2012-10-26 03:44:06 PM
Sounds like Reagan is talking anal. Which is also a lot like electing Republicans.
 
2012-10-26 03:46:26 PM

kronicfeld: I guess I just don't feel the need to like or root for any of them. There are plenty of other enjoyable shows with unlikable characters: Sunny, The League, and I'm sure others that would come to mind if I really thought on it. I like her writing and dialogue, I like that they're all f*cked up and that there aren't a lot of tropes and cliches thrown in.


i guess i feel differently about sunny or the league because they seem to be less grounded in reality. the actors in those shows all play broad characters who do ridiculous and over the top things. girls, it seems like the characters are supposed to be more grounded in reality. in sunny, or the league, the routinely get into situations and do things that would get them killed/arrested/divorced but the style of the show handwaves it all away. in girls, it seems like they are supposed to be in the real world, so when the character steals tip money from the help, that seems far more despicable than say dennis's reason for buying a boat.
 
2012-10-26 03:51:17 PM

sigdiamond2000: What's next? A show about lawyers or cops?


That's like saying that The Chicago Code, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, and The Mob Doctor are all the same because they're about organized crime.
 
2012-10-26 03:53:11 PM
Jasper Carrot did it the in the UK for the 1979 elections. I don't remember the British conservatives being outraged then, although I was only 8 years old at the time.
 
2012-10-26 03:57:36 PM
Just now had time to RTA.. obviously the problem with the ad was that she didn't compare it to rape. It would have been okay then. Consensual sex, not so much
 
2012-10-26 04:00:25 PM
She is an actress, director and writer, whose most prominent success is HBO's "Girls." She is usually described as being part of the indie "mumblecore" subgenre. Very clever, intelligent people whose tastes do not happen align with her work like to quite sophisticatedly describe her as fat, ugly and/or porcine.

She also directed the semiautobiographical "Tiny Furniture," a film that contained one of the saddest, least sexy sex scenes I've ever seen involving relatively young and healthy individuals.


And a pipe in the street.
 
2012-10-26 04:02:50 PM

stoli n coke: Citrate1007: Republicans hate sex.

No, it's just that the kinds of sex they do like force them to cry and beg Jeebus for forgiveness.


Rough butt sex in truck stop restrooms will do that to you.
 
2012-10-26 04:05:53 PM

Bloody William: GAT_00: Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham and why am I supposed to be outraged or not outraged?

I keep thinking of either Olivia Dunham on Fringe or Lena Heady on Terminator, Game of Thrones, or the criminally underrated Dredd.


Lena Heady was my first thought. (marginally NSFW)
 
2012-10-26 04:16:08 PM
Turns out people were making jokes comparing sex to voting since before Lena Dunham was born: "I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great," quipped President Ronald Reagan about voting Republican

A rapist would know.
 
2012-10-26 04:20:25 PM
I don't see what's so amusing about any of this.

Republican is by and large a selfish sociopathic ideology, you kind of have to be an asshole to "quip" about the joys of supporting it.
 
2012-10-26 04:20:52 PM

rufus-t-firefly: God works in mysterious dickish ways.


Exactly.

People love to talk about whether or not God exists. And I guess that's only fair and natural.

But very few people talk about whether God is worthy of worship (given He exists). And that's the more interesting question in my mind.
 
2012-10-26 04:22:29 PM
I'm taking it one step further to say that I'm "biting the pillow" with my voting choice.
 
2012-10-26 04:25:27 PM

hillbillypharmacist: But very few people talk about whether God is worthy of worship (given He exists). And that's the more interesting question in my mind.


To paraphrase Somerset Maugham's Razor Edge, How can I call him a God, when he doesn't even meet the standard of a decent human being? What kind of a monster makes his children bow down and grovel and give thanks for food, when the fundamental duty of a father is to provide for his children?
 
2012-10-26 04:26:40 PM

InmanRoshi: hillbillypharmacist: But very few people talk about whether God is worthy of worship (given He exists). And that's the more interesting question in my mind.

To paraphrase Somerset Maugham's Razor Edge, How can I call him a God, when he doesn't even meet the standard of a decent human being? What kind of a monster makes his children bow down and grovel and give thanks for food, when the fundamental duty of a father is to provide for his children?


The Republican God doesn't concern itself with such philosophical trivialities, it just expects your obedience.
 
2012-10-26 04:27:07 PM
If you want to know what Ronald Reagan was really like, watch The Last Mogul (it's about Lew Wasserman, the last Hollywood mogul).

Let's see.

Ronald Reagan sold Wasserman's company some land valued at $1 million for $5 million.

Aw, forget it. Watch the damn thing on Netflix.

BTW, long before there was the PATCO strike firings when Reagan took office as POTUS, during the Delano Grape strike, as governor of California, he was seen eating grapes. Nixon and Reagan both ate grapes on camera at their California campaign stops.

Reagan was a corrupt a-hole all his life. He got his, he made sure a few got theirs, and he made sure the rest got screwed.
 
2012-10-26 04:27:10 PM

InmanRoshi: hillbillypharmacist: But very few people talk about whether God is worthy of worship (given He exists). And that's the more interesting question in my mind.

To paraphrase Somerset Maugham's Razor Edge, How can I call him a God, when he doesn't even meet the standard of a decent human being? What kind of a monster makes his children bow down and grovel and give thanks for food, when the fundamental duty of a father is to provide for his children?


Epicurus, etc.
 
2012-10-26 04:28:56 PM
Are we still destined for the fire?
 
2012-10-26 04:29:02 PM

Garet Garrett: And...now we know why the Gipper was called the Great Communicator, and Lena Dunham plays the self-absorbed lead on a cable comedy show watched by less than 1/3 of 1% of the American population. It's called innuendo, and when it's done right, it's genius. When it's not, it's juvenile and cringe-inducing.



Or, you know... the dependable bigots of the GOP are absolutely horrified by the display of a filthy mud shark engaging in sexual innuendo about a colored without even the decency to be hiding away in shame.
 
2012-10-26 04:30:28 PM

InmanRoshi: To paraphrase Somerset Maugham's Razor Edge, How can I call him a God, when he doesn't even meet the standard of a decent human being? What kind of a monster makes his children bow down and grovel and give thanks for food, when the fundamental duty of a father is to provide for his children?


Precisely. We're dealing with an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent and profoundly insecure being.
 
2012-10-26 04:33:14 PM
Add "dirty old lecher" to the list of honorifics piled on St Ronald.
 
2012-10-26 04:36:28 PM

hillbillypharmacist: Precisely. We're dealing with an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent and profoundly insecure being.


I'd be insecure too if I insisted I were those things and then couldn't actually deliver.
 
2012-10-26 04:37:07 PM

GAT_00: Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham


Someone you (and I) never heard of before today and are unlikely to hear about ever again, but is apparently one of the Most Important People™ for a day or two.

So you show some respect, Mister!!
 
2012-10-26 04:40:08 PM
I feel bad. Everytime I see a dipshiat like BabyBreitbart John Nolte feign outrage about the newest liberal holocaust, I want to beat him with a baseball bat.
 
2012-10-26 04:43:20 PM

kronicfeld: GAT_00: Who the f*ck is Lena Dunham and why am I supposed to be outraged or not outraged?

She is an actress, director and writer, whose most prominent success is HBO's "Girls." She is usually described as being part of the indie "mumblecore" subgenre. Very clever, intelligent people whose tastes do not happen align with her work like to quite sophisticatedly describe her as fat, ugly and/or porcine.


I don't watch the show and I'm not a fan of the ink, but she cleans up ok.

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2012-10-26 04:49:27 PM
My first time with Obama, he had to use a stimulus package.
 
2012-10-26 04:54:12 PM

Citrate1007: Republicans like hate sex.


FTFY
 
2012-10-26 05:00:47 PM

ManRay: My first time with Obama, he had to use a stimulus package.


My first time with Obama, all he had to do was drop his pants and say "I got this."
 
2012-10-26 05:04:49 PM
I have no idea who Lena Dunham is, but that was a funny video.
 
2012-10-26 05:07:35 PM
Is this the same Lena Dunham that made light of rape and murder on Twitter just last week?

Link

/awkward
 
2012-10-26 05:08:51 PM

sinanju: I don't watch the show and I'm not a fan of the ink, but she cleans up ok.


You know who is "edgy" these days? People without tattoos.

/you all can do your thing, and I'll keep doing mine
 
2012-10-26 05:17:12 PM

St_Francis_P: Gee, conservatives with faulty memories. No idea how that could happen.


Romnesia

/surprised no one said that already
 
2012-10-26 05:18:19 PM
"I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.",

So, Reagan got pegged?
 
2012-10-26 05:22:00 PM
"I wonder what Lena Dunham thinks" - no one, ever
 
2012-10-26 05:23:24 PM
Knowing Reagan's age at the time, I'm pretty sure he was talking about pooping.
 
2012-10-26 05:26:50 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Knowing Reagan's age at the time, I'm pretty sure he was talking about pooping

trading arms for Iranian hostages, trading arms for Latin American cocaine or maybe refusing to fund research for or even acknowledging the AIDS epidemic.

FTF all the dead people Ronald Reagan had a hand in killing, whether they were disappeared Latin Americans, inner city youth caught up in the crack cocaine violence or AIDS patients who died because of federal inaction.
 
2012-10-26 05:42:31 PM

whidbey: Republican is by and large a selfish sociopathic ideology, you kind of have to be an asshole to "quip" about the joys of supporting it.



YEAH! And anyone who is against Obamacare is racist!
 
2012-10-26 05:43:45 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: Republican is by and large a selfish sociopathic ideology, you kind of have to be an asshole to "quip" about the joys of supporting it.


YEAH! And anyone who is against Obamacare is racist!


Sucks that you need to carry water for the pro-rape party, eh?
 
2012-10-26 05:46:49 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: Republican is by and large a selfish sociopathic ideology, you kind of have to be an asshole to "quip" about the joys of supporting it.


YEAH! And anyone who is against Obamacare is racist!


They aren't racist. No one is suggesting that. We are stating that they are morons.
 
2012-10-26 06:04:48 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: Republican is by and large a selfish sociopathic ideology, you kind of have to be an asshole to "quip" about the joys of supporting it.


YEAH! And anyone who is against Obamacare is racist!


Seeing as how there is no real criticism of it to be had, and it certainly doesn't affect you that it's law, the only remaining options are in fact bigotry and racism.

But thanks for attempting to challenge my statement of fact regarding the morally bankrupt Republican Party ideology.
 
2012-10-26 06:10:25 PM

whidbey: the only remaining options are in fact bigotry and racism.



Why? Because your little mind says so?
 
2012-10-26 06:11:10 PM

Epoch_Zero: They aren't racist. No one is suggesting that.



whidbey has done so in the past, and has done so in this very thread.
 
2012-10-26 06:12:07 PM

whidbey: hillbillypharmacist: Precisely. We're dealing with an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent and profoundly insecure being.

I'd be insecure too if I insisted I were those things and then couldn't actually deliver.


*snert*
 
2012-10-26 06:12:23 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: the only remaining options are in fact bigotry and racism.


Why? Because your little mind says so?


Simple deduction.

You support racist policies. if you don't want to be called a racist, stop doing it.
 
2012-10-26 06:13:31 PM

whidbey: The_Sponge: whidbey: the only remaining options are in fact bigotry and racism.


Why? Because your little mind says so?

Simple deduction.

You support racist policies. if you don't want to be called a racist, stop doing it.



It's nice to see that your assumptions are simplistic and childish....way to go, pal.
 
2012-10-26 06:14:38 PM

whidbey: Simple deduction.

You support racist policies. if you don't want to be called a racist, stop doing it.



Does Obamacare only affect minorites? No? Then stop saying stupid things.
 
2012-10-26 06:17:22 PM

whidbey: You support racist policies. if you don't want to be called a racist, stop doing it.



Oh really? Because when a poll was taken back in June, 56% of Americans opposed it.

WOW! That's a lot of racists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patient_Protection_and_Affordable_Care_ Ac t
 
2012-10-26 06:18:46 PM
The actress in this Obama video, Lena Dunham, tweeted last week that her and her friends should go as Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka for Halloween. Could you imagine if the outrage if it were the other way around?

24.media.tumblr.com


The "Ken and Barbie" murderers. While dating, Bernardo and Homolka drugged and raped 15 year old Tammy Holmoka, Karla's younger sister. The couple videotaped the night; Tammy choked to death on her own vomit. Their second victim was 14 year old Leslie Mahaffy, who they kidnapped while she was locked out of her home in June 1991. Mahaffy was raped and beaten for over 24 hours until Bernado strangled her with an electircal cord. They body was cut into pieces, encased in cement, and thrown into a lake. The cement quickly broke apart and the body was discovered. The same day that Mahaffy's body was discovered, Bernardo and Holmoka got married. The third victim was 15-year old Kristen French who, like Mahaffy, was raped, tortured, and strangled with the same electrical cord. French's body was left in an illegal garbage dump.

Bernardo and Holmoka were caught in late 1992. Bernardo, who is also believed to be the Scarborough Rapist as their DNA matched, was sentenced to life in the Kinston Penetentiary. Holmoka made a plea bargain, was convicted of manslaughter, and spent only twelve years in prison.

/She is farking hilarious!
 
2012-10-26 06:19:22 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: Simple deduction.

You support racist policies. if you don't want to be called a racist, stop doing it.


Does Obamacare only affect minorites? No? Then stop saying stupid things.


Who cares? It does affect minorities. And poor people. Overwhelmingly.

If you have no dog in the fight, kinda STFU about it. Or yeah, you're going to be lumped in with the sh*tstains.
 
2012-10-26 06:28:56 PM

whidbey: Who cares? It does affect minorities. And poor people. Overwhelmingly.

If you have no dog in the fight, kinda STFU about it. Or yeah, you're going to be lumped in with the sh*tstains.



You know what I love? The fact that you're the only airhead here who wants to claim that opposition to Obamacare is racist.
 
2012-10-26 06:30:07 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: You support racist policies. if you don't want to be called a racist, stop doing it.


Oh really? Because when a poll was taken back in June, 56% of Americans opposed it.

WOW! That's a lot of racists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patient_Protection_and_Affordable_Care_ Ac t


Yeah. Half the country has the same kind of contempt for minorities and the struggling poor just the same as you do. it's actually part of the problem with this society.

Not sure why you feel the need to act surprised about it.
 
2012-10-26 07:03:37 PM
why is it people don't see the BIG PICTURE?
it does NOT matter what party is in control of the white house or congress, they do what is demanded by their masters, and their masters don't elect them...
we the people have been usurped by the elite, those people that have so much money, they don't live by the same laws we the people do...
 
2012-10-26 07:12:03 PM

bullsballs: why is it people don't see the BIG PICTURE?


Don't listen to this Republican, higher voter turnout favors the Democrats so get out and VOTE!
 
2012-10-26 07:15:21 PM

bullsballs: we the people have been usurped by the elite, those people that have so much money, they don't live by the same laws we the people do...


Yes, and the Democratic party's pledge to regulate business and make the rich pay more is just liberal propaganda.

/hurr
 
2012-10-26 07:21:26 PM
Her "first" time was probably like all the other times that required one of these.

i125.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 08:02:40 PM
- The actress in this Obama video, Lena Dunham, tweeted last week that her and her friends should go as Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka for Halloween. Could you imagine if the outrage if it were the other way around? -

You mean if she went as Paul? Goddamn crossdressers
 
2012-10-26 08:12:36 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: Who cares? It does affect minorities. And poor people. Overwhelmingly.

If you have no dog in the fight, kinda STFU about it. Or yeah, you're going to be lumped in with the sh*tstains.


You know what I love? The fact that you're the only airhead here who wants to claim that opposition to Obamacare is racist.


I doubt I'm the only person here who understands that bigots are pretty much the only people who oppose it.
 
2012-10-26 08:14:14 PM

badaboom: The actress in this Obama video, Lena Dunham, tweeted last week that her and her friends should go as Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka for Halloween. Could you imagine if the outrage if it were the other way around?

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The "Ken and Barbie" murderers. While dating, Bernardo and Homolka drugged and raped 15 year old Tammy Holmoka, Karla's younger sister. The couple videotaped the night; Tammy choked to death on her own vomit. Their second victim was 14 year old Leslie Mahaffy, who they kidnapped while she was locked out of her home in June 1991. Mahaffy was raped and beaten for over 24 hours until Bernado strangled her with an electircal cord. They body was cut into pieces, encased in cement, and thrown into a lake. The cement quickly broke apart and the body was discovered. The same day that Mahaffy's body was discovered, Bernardo and Holmoka got married. The third victim was 15-year old Kristen French who, like Mahaffy, was raped, tortured, and strangled with the same electrical cord. French's body was left in an illegal garbage dump.

Bernardo and Holmoka were caught in late 1992. Bernardo, who is also believed to be the Scarborough Rapist as their DNA matched, was sentenced to life in the Kinston Penetentiary. Holmoka made a plea bargain, was convicted of manslaughter, and spent only twelve years in prison.

/She is farking hilarious!


She is also a kid, and American, she was 6 when they were caught. We all know how fond of history kids are...
context matters. And it was still stupid.
 
2012-10-26 08:54:38 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: bullsballs: why is it people don't see the BIG PICTURE?

Don't listen to this Republican, higher voter turnout favors the Democrats so get out and VOTE!


Repugnican?? dipshiat demoncrap, burn BOTH parties to the ground round up the mindless slaves that still vote and show them the true history of the elite ruling party BEHIND the scenes...
keep drinking the koolaide, kid...
your vote does NOT count...
 
2012-10-26 08:58:53 PM

whidbey: bullsballs: we the people have been usurped by the elite, those people that have so much money, they don't live by the same laws we the people do...

Yes, and the Democratic party's pledge to regulate business and make the rich pay more is just liberal propaganda.

/hurr


when does the empty promise happen?
they have been spouting the same crap over 50 years, and it never happens, but why would the ruling elite allow taxes to be raised on themselves?
and when new taxes are enacted, you ever notice the tax breaks the super rich get??
 
2012-10-26 09:00:47 PM
compare sex to voting, like in the fact we are all fuct?
 
2012-10-26 11:12:16 PM
How do you figure Reagan was referring to sex beyond imagining that's what you thought he meant? I've had sex probably about the average number of times for a man my age and it has never hurt for a minute or any other amount of time. I suppose you could say the same about the Obama ad, except they admit that they're using a clever double entendre.
 
2012-10-27 12:03:21 AM

bullsballs: whidbey: bullsballs: we the people have been usurped by the elite, those people that have so much money, they don't live by the same laws we the people do...

Yes, and the Democratic party's pledge to regulate business and make the rich pay more is just liberal propaganda.

/hurr

when does the empty promise happen?
they have been spouting the same crap over 50 years, and it never happens, but why would the ruling elite allow taxes to be raised on themselves?
and when new taxes are enacted, you ever notice the tax breaks the super rich get??


Shhh.......he actually believes the Dems care about poor people....
 
2012-10-27 02:59:45 AM
And I should give a rat's ass about Lena Dunham because....why? I'm certainly not going to vote for Romney, but Lena Dunham? Who gives a fark?
 
2012-10-27 02:22:21 PM

whidbey: I doubt I'm the only person here who understands that bigots are pretty much the only people who oppose it.



Just you, pal.
 
2012-10-27 02:32:09 PM
Reagan's comment wasn't even close to the Obama ad. It wasn't even overtly sexual. What guy feels pain for a minute during their first time having sex? Are Democrats that desperate to find a Republican using this type of innuendo or are they having sex incorrectly?

Obama's ad wasn't the first to do this btw. His people stole the idea from Putin. So they couldn't even be original when they were lowering the standard of political ads.

No outrage here btw so don't even try to paint it that way. The ad just made me shake my head.
 
2012-10-27 04:06:06 PM

The_Sponge: whidbey: I doubt I'm the only person here who understands that bigots are pretty much the only people who oppose it.


Just you, pal.


No, it isn't.

And yeah, we could back and forth on this page after page.

All it does is raise even more red flags for anyone who happens to notice that you keep responding to this. The honorable thing to do is admit that what you support also supports bigotry, and if you don't want to be lumped in with that, then maybe you ought to re-evaluate your political ideology.
 
2012-10-27 07:24:49 PM

whidbey: The_Sponge: whidbey: I doubt I'm the only person here who understands that bigots are pretty much the only people who oppose it.


Just you, pal.

No, it isn't.

And yeah, we could back and forth on this page after page.

All it does is raise even more red flags for anyone who happens to notice that you keep responding to this. The honorable thing to do is admit that what you support also supports bigotry, and if you don't want to be lumped in with that, then maybe you ought to re-evaluate your political ideology.


Hey former welfare queen....do you want to keep losing this argument or should I stop being awesome?

Call me crazy, but non-bigots do not appreciate being called bigots, especially when it's done by a childish moonbat like yourself.

Did you notice how nobody else on this page stuck up for you idiotic perspective?
 
2012-10-27 07:32:30 PM

Brubold: Reagan's comment wasn't even close to the Obama ad. It wasn't even overtly sexual. What guy feels pain for a minute during their first time having sex?



Duh... Reagan was a bottom, dumbass.

Gipper/Catcher
 
2012-10-28 07:42:36 PM
Yeah, but she's a woman, and women aren't allowed to acknowledge sex without immediately following it up with a dewy-eyed statement about babies.
 
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