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2012-10-26 12:26:29 PM
Good Job middleofthekkowalski.
 
2012-10-26 12:26:43 PM
i270.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 12:27:13 PM
Hahahha...

So you followed through with this, I see.
 
2012-10-26 12:28:16 PM

myschief: Good Job middleofthekkowalski.

Evening.
 
2012-10-26 12:28:27 PM
"My mom is driving all the female customers from our motel. Wat do?"
 
2012-10-26 12:30:17 PM
I saw a cute girl at the pet store and am thinking of following her out of town. Romantic or stalkery?
 
2012-10-26 12:31:18 PM
Why would submitting threads change what the characters look like?
 
2012-10-26 12:31:57 PM
img854.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-26 12:34:50 PM
Damn ship sank. Stuck in lifeboat with most annoying people ever. Which tfer/ettes would you want to be in a lifeboat with?
 
2012-10-26 12:37:21 PM
In retrospect, Twilight Zone probably would have been better. Like... a guy submitting threads from a sanitarium because nobody believed there was a gremlin farking with the plane.
 
2012-10-26 12:37:43 PM
There are a bunch of crows on my roof. Wat do?
 
2012-10-26 12:40:05 PM
I think this guy is going to kill my wife, who has been cheating on me. Also, I have a tennis match. What do?
 
2012-10-26 12:40:37 PM
Received a letter saying I should go North by Northwest, I went East. Now I'm lost. Wat do?
 
2012-10-26 12:41:34 PM
Pervmitter would rather spy on neighbor than bang Grace Kelly. Am I going to die?
 
2012-10-26 12:42:10 PM
Wtf agrees to criss cross and then doesnt cross after you criss? Ndit for obvious reasons. god damnit so much
 
2012-10-26 12:44:51 PM
This Lurch looking guy poured a bottle of bourbon down my throat and tried to kill me because he thought my name was Kaplan. My name's not Kaplan. WAT DO?
 
2012-10-26 12:46:05 PM
How do I convince my new girlfriend to dress up like my friend's dead ex-wife? NDIT.
 
2012-10-26 12:47:01 PM
Creapy uncle that is always undressing me with his eyes maybe killed someone? So is a taco a sandwhich?
 
2012-10-26 12:51:36 PM
I'm surrounded by crows. I'm so very scared. Need help soonish. DIT
 
2012-10-26 12:57:52 PM
I think I just accidentally shot a guy I know, but so far no one has noticed he's missing. Wat do?
 
2012-10-26 01:05:53 PM
Can't believe how many movies he has directed/produced. I thought I had seen most of them but after looking at IMDB I am probably closer to the half way mark.
 
2012-10-26 02:33:46 PM
Oh God, I think my Mother just stabbed a woman to death in her motel room shower. Blood! Blood everywhere! Wat do?
 
2012-10-26 02:33:52 PM
This thread's about six years too late.
 
2012-10-26 02:42:49 PM
*Survey* What are you listening to?
 
2012-10-26 02:43:03 PM
I'm on temporary disability from a work accident. So bored, thinking of taking up bird watching. What binoculars do you suggest?
 
2012-10-26 02:45:40 PM
Some little Jew is making fun of my movies. Wat do?
 
2012-10-26 03:05:52 PM
Man, whatever. I think I should get one third of a greenlight for this.
 
2012-10-26 03:09:21 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Gone, Madonna of the Wasps
 
2012-10-26 03:11:50 PM
Anyone see HBO's "The Girl"? I'd heard the stories about his infatuation with Hedron, but wow.
 
2012-10-26 03:12:18 PM
Feeling dizzy. Should I go to the top of the bell tower? Wat do?
 
2012-10-26 03:17:02 PM
Birds. Birds everywhere! WUT DO?
 
2012-10-26 03:38:43 PM
Busted my leg, stuck in apartment, sooo bored, entertain me
 
2012-10-26 03:46:39 PM
I'm bored. Do you think an intelligent person could commit murder and not get caught?
 
2012-10-26 03:55:59 PM

Ponzholio: Pervmitter would rather spy on neighbor than bang Grace Kelly. Am I going to die?


Hahaha..awesome
 
2012-10-26 03:56:58 PM
My mother was a slut and her BFs make me distrust men. When will I know I'm ready to love?
 
2012-10-26 03:57:03 PM

Current Resident: Why would submitting threads change what the characters look like?


Submitting to TFD instantly makes the subby 50 pounds heavier and gives them moobs.
 
2012-10-26 04:14:53 PM
In North Africa. Hearing rumors of Arab attack, kidnapping, murder against one of our statesmen. Who do I vote for?
 
2012-10-26 04:21:52 PM
What's the best way to remove bird guano from a woolsuit?
 
2012-10-26 04:31:34 PM
One of my lodgers is a serial murderer. What do?
 
2012-10-26 04:32:49 PM
these people in the house won't let me in to peck out their eyes. TFers with carpentry experience, how do I get my 4 pound body into a building?
 
2012-10-26 04:35:56 PM
You can only stay a night in the Bates Motel with 3 other TFers, who would they be?

/then they'd all say some TFettes hoping for BIE or a slight boost to their already shattered egos
 
2012-10-26 05:15:11 PM
My boyfriend keeps slacking off and whining about having to drive his taxi instead of helping me locate the heir to a fortune. Wat do?
 
2012-10-26 06:14:02 PM
I've heard eating pesticides sprayed on crops is bad for you, but is wearing a layer of them them bad?
 
2012-10-26 06:45:10 PM
Broke my leg and stuck in my apartment with nothing but a pair of binoculars - what should I do to pass the time?
 
2012-10-26 07:19:02 PM
Just widowed and my husband's cop friends are coming over for dinner. What to cook? Difficulty: leg of lamb thawing.
 
2012-10-26 08:04:43 PM
So, I really need to get rid of someone I know. Anybody else got someone they need to "go away"?
 
2012-10-26 08:05:42 PM

Diogenes: Anyone see HBO's "The Girl"? I'd heard the stories about his infatuation with Hedron, but wow.


I saw part of that...Al was pervy old dude
 
2012-10-26 08:25:43 PM
Anyone know a good motel to hide out at after embezzling money from company?
 
2012-10-26 08:43:34 PM
My dear, sweet, sweet mother is having a problem with really dry skin, recommendations?
 
2012-10-26 08:49:23 PM
This gorgeous chick wants me to climb up Mt Rushmore with her, but I'm really afraid of heights. How do I tell her this without sounding like a wuss?
 
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