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2012-10-26 12:31:26 PM
If it exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34.
 
2012-10-26 12:45:19 PM
My first thought was "bookmark". I think I need counseling.
 
2012-10-26 12:59:42 PM
What are they goblin?
 
2012-10-26 01:05:38 PM
Well, at least there isn't "Nilbog" porn...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-26 01:14:05 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

"Do I make you horny, baby?"
 
2012-10-26 01:37:37 PM
May be innocent, may be sweet...ain't half as nice as rotting meat.
 
2012-10-26 01:48:39 PM
Even worse -- right now there's someone out there thinking "I just can't fap to this anymore. I need to find something stranger."
 
2012-10-26 01:53:38 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Even worse -- right now there's someone out there thinking "I just can't fap to this anymore. I need to find something stranger."


"You know what would make this awesome? Midgets and fire. Definitely midgets and fire."
 
2012-10-26 01:58:27 PM
I was kinda hoping this meant that a Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olson sex tape has been leaked.
 
2012-10-26 01:58:49 PM
I'm dissapointed at the lack of goblin porn in the article, so I'm probably getting a kick from this.
 
2012-10-26 01:59:07 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I was kinda hoping this meant that a Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olson sex tape has been leaked.


I was sure it had to do with a Snooki sextape.
 
2012-10-26 02:02:32 PM
Dear Forum, I can't believe I'm writing to you about this.

My best friend, a 4th level Wizard, asked me to go pick up some spell supplies from his mom's shop on the other side of the village. When I got there,...
 
2012-10-26 02:03:34 PM
Will not click,subby. I'd rather not hear about a Danny DeVito this close to my lunch break.
 
2012-10-26 02:04:24 PM

Apos: Will not click,subby. I'd rather not hear about a Danny DeVito sex tape this close to my lunch break.


Fixed.
 
2012-10-26 02:04:37 PM
There's a subgenre of furry porn that focuses on anthropomorphic dragons having sex with classic automobiles. Goblin porn doesn't even register on my weirdness index.
 
2012-10-26 02:04:56 PM

Nrokreffefp: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I was kinda hoping this meant that a Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olson sex tape has been leaked.

I was sure it had to do with a Snooki sextape.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-26 02:05:17 PM
They'll write about it, but give no examples..
 
2012-10-26 02:08:07 PM
FTA: They'll do a fairy image where they look like they're 10 years old with wings and, no, that's not gonna fly.

Well, that would depend on how large they made the wings, wouldn't it?
 
2012-10-26 02:09:25 PM
ninjawiththeorangetshirt.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-26 02:16:47 PM
gay
but then again pretty much every kind of porn and everything is gay according to me
 
2012-10-26 02:18:40 PM
www.heavymetal.com
 
2012-10-26 02:21:42 PM

Cthulhu11: Nrokreffefp: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I was kinda hoping this meant that a Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olson sex tape has been leaked.

I was sure it had to do with a Snooki sextape.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]


That kind of reminds me of "Splice".
 
2012-10-26 02:21:48 PM
I did not think the DeVito/Pearlman sex tape would have leaked this quickly.
 
2012-10-26 02:23:19 PM
Ron Jeremy has been in the biz since the 70's.
 
2012-10-26 02:25:30 PM

IrateShadow: There's a subgenre of furry porn that focuses on anthropomorphic dragons having sex with classic automobiles.


My brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
 
2012-10-26 02:26:12 PM
Snooki?
 
2012-10-26 02:28:02 PM
25 posts and no Zappa reference?

Farkers be slippin'.
 
2012-10-26 02:29:37 PM
Perfect soundtrack for said porn provided by:

walrusmusicblog.com


/been listening to Suspiria soundtrack today...
 
2012-10-26 02:31:32 PM
3D porn... Ric Romero reporting.
 
2012-10-26 02:33:59 PM

IrateShadow: There's a subgenre of furry porn that focuses on anthropomorphic dragons having sex with classic automobiles.


i555.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 02:36:58 PM

Deucednuisance: 25 posts and no Zappa reference?

Farkers be slippin'.


Came in for the same reason. You beat me to it.
 
2012-10-26 02:37:24 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: IrateShadow: There's a subgenre of furry porn that focuses on anthropomorphic dragons having sex with classic automobiles.

My brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.


http://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfarkingcars

You'll need to replace the obvious filter change, so there's no real reason to link it. Not even close to safe for work or sanity.
 
2012-10-26 02:40:16 PM

Kraftwerk Orange: IrateShadow: There's a subgenre of furry porn that focuses on anthropomorphic dragons having sex with classic automobiles.

[i555.photobucket.com image 850x615]


hey, those retractable teeth are quite handy
 
2012-10-26 02:41:41 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Do I make you horny, baby?"


gah, and i read it in the austin powers accent!
 
2012-10-26 02:41:56 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 02:42:31 PM

EyeballKid: Perfect soundtrack for said porn provided by:

walrusmusicblog.com


/been listening to Suspiria soundtrack today...


Harry Potter and Inigo Montoya were in Goblin?
 
2012-10-26 02:48:06 PM
Screw goblins (well not literally). I want to know what terms you can use with fantasy dwarf porn.
 
2012-10-26 02:56:18 PM

Nrokreffefp: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I was kinda hoping this meant that a Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olson sex tape has been leaked.

I was sure it had to do with a Snooki sextape.


I was thinking Snooki as well.

When i saw it was actual goblins, and thought, well duh. That's old news.

Interesting take away for me is the guy running the site doesn't consider goblin or werewolf pron to be bestiality.
 
2012-10-26 03:03:59 PM

dahmers love zombie: Well, at least there isn't "Nilbog" porn...

[i.imgur.com image 850x611]


You have failed to consider Rule 35.
 
2012-10-26 03:09:25 PM

mcmnky: Interesting take away for me is the guy running the site doesn't consider goblin or werewolf pron to be bestiality.


I think the idea is that you wouldn't watch goblin or werewolf porn and then find a real goblin or werewolf to re-enact what you just watched. Probably the same reason they don't allow children to be depicted. But I dunno, I can't say I understand how these people think.
 
2012-10-26 03:09:27 PM
www.elftown.com

Illithids are clearly the most underrated fantasy creature in terms of pornographic application.
 
2012-10-26 03:11:50 PM

dahmers love zombie: Well, at least there isn't "Nilbog" porn...


I don't get it... what does a movie about trolls have to do with Goblins?

/Love the Rifftrax.
 
2012-10-26 03:19:07 PM

tlchwi02: DjangoStonereaver: Do I make you horny, baby?"

gah, and i read it in the austin powers accent!


Then my plan worked.

Back in the 80s, I played in a WARHAMMER FANTASY ROLEPLAYING game, and the GM always had the 'gobbos'
speak with cockney/cartoon British accents. I always liked that, and have continued it whenever I've had to speak
as a goblinoid in RPGs ever since, and from my time playing the late, lamented LIVING GREYHAWK campaign
apparently I'm not the only one who was inspired to do that.
 
2012-10-26 03:20:21 PM

odinsposse: [www.elftown.com image 250x394]

Illithids are clearly the most underrated fantasy creature in terms of pornographic application.


yeah, about that...
 
2012-10-26 03:33:57 PM

odinsposse: [www.elftown.com image 250x394]

Illithids are clearly the most underrated fantasy creature in terms of pornographic application.


Illithid porn tends to shy a bit too close to vore territory. Vores always gotta be messing up perfectly good smut; nothing ruins your day like surprise gorn on your image board.
 
2012-10-26 03:38:24 PM

mcmnky: Nrokreffefp: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I was kinda hoping this meant that a Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olson sex tape has been leaked.

I was sure it had to do with a Snooki sextape.

I was thinking Snooki as well.

When i saw it was actual goblins, and thought, well duh. That's old news.

Interesting take away for me is the guy running the site doesn't consider goblin or werewolf pron to be bestiality.


Well goblins are demi-humans, so unless you classify, say, Vulcan porn as bestiality, then they're in the clear. As to werewolves, that's really getting into the whole "furry" discussion and do we really want to go there? Is it the humanized animal or the animalized human that people find attractive about that? It doesn't really matter because just by using the f-word I've probably already summoned the Grey Knights and this thread will be declared Exterminatus shortly.
 
2012-10-26 03:45:40 PM

dahmers love zombie: Well, at least there isn't "Nilbog" porn...

[i.imgur.com image 850x611]


LOL...I did (and still do) find that witch from Troll 2 really hot. When she seduces the one kid in the RV in an ocean of popcorn - awwww yeaaaaaah! hot hot hot! There's also some dom/sub elements in how she traps the other kid in the plant pot completely immobile and taunts him.

/sorry
 
2012-10-26 03:54:17 PM

Optimus Primate: dahmers love zombie: Well, at least there isn't "Nilbog" porn...

[i.imgur.com image 850x611]

LOL...I did (and still do) find that witch from Troll 2 really hot. When she seduces the one kid in the RV in an ocean of popcorn - awwww yeaaaaaah! hot hot hot! There's also some dom/sub elements in how she traps the other kid in the plant pot completely immobile and taunts him.

/sorry


She's reasonably attractive, but oh, holy hell is her acting horrible. The popcorn scene simply makes me giggle.
 
2012-10-26 04:01:15 PM

Mrbogey: 3D porn... Ric Romero reporting.


This. Damn near every streaming site pops up with ads for it.

Er...that's what my friend tells me.
 
2012-10-26 04:17:14 PM
blog.poemofquotes.com

So they all run a train on her, including Hoggle?
 
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