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2012-10-26 12:27:20 PM
I'm meat0918, and I approve this message
 
2012-10-26 12:28:33 PM
I'm so farking glad I don't have cable and I can't get a good TV signal where I live. An hour of the current crop of contlentless attack ads running on TV make me want to punch puppies.
 
2012-10-26 12:29:29 PM

meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message


Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.
 
2012-10-26 12:30:29 PM

meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message


Meat0918 talks a fine talk, but does he walk the walk? What to we really know about meat0918?
Choose someone you can trust.
Paid for by Citizens for BDMurray
 
2012-10-26 12:35:21 PM

bdMurray: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Meat0918 talks a fine talk, but does he walk the walk? What to we really know about meat0918?
Choose someone you can trust.
Paid for by Citizens for BDMurray


BDMurray tries to talk about taking the talk and walking the walk. But what does he really want?
BDMurray is rumored by unnamed sources to enjoy the company of children. Also, here's a picture of some lady that had to be restrained that you could possibly be BDMurray.

www.thegatewaypundit.com

BDMurray. Bad for Fark. Bad for America.
 
2012-10-26 12:37:20 PM

DeathBySmiley: bdMurray: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Meat0918 talks a fine talk, but does he walk the walk? What to we really know about meat0918?
Choose someone you can trust.
Paid for by Citizens for BDMurray

BDMurray tries to talk about taking the talk and walking the walk. But what does he really want?
BDMurray is rumored by unnamed sources to enjoy the company of children. Also, here's a picture of some lady that had to be restrained that you could possibly be BDMurray.

[www.thegatewaypundit.com image 580x323]

BDMurray. Bad for Fark. Bad for America.


Ask yourself: were you better off five minutes ago, before you read DeathbySmiley's post?

Why not vote for real change?
 
2012-10-26 12:37:57 PM
A vote for Obama is a vote to murder your grandparents. Obama has already killed over 500 million people, shouldn't we put an end to his reign of terror? This election day, remember to vote for Hitler as the sane, rational alternative

/Paid for by Future American for Perfection
 
2012-10-26 12:39:40 PM

DeathBySmiley: bdMurray: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Meat0918 talks a fine talk, but does he walk the walk? What to we really know about meat0918?
Choose someone you can trust.
Paid for by Citizens for BDMurray

BDMurray tries to talk about taking the talk and walking the walk. But what does he really want?
BDMurray is rumored by unnamed sources to enjoy the company of children. Also, here's a picture of some lady that had to be restrained that you could possibly be BDMurray.

[www.thegatewaypundit.com image 580x323]

BDMurray. Bad for Fark. Bad for America.


BDMurray and meat0918 both tell us they're right for America but what do we really know about them? Do they really hate each other? Some people say that the two of them once fondled it up in a nightclub one day. Do you really want them fondling up America?

BDMurray and meat0918. Lovers of America? ....or each other?

Paid for by the committee to reelect somedude210
 
2012-10-26 12:39:59 PM

born_yesterday: DeathBySmiley: bdMurray: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Meat0918 talks a fine talk, but does he walk the walk? What to we really know about meat0918?
Choose someone you can trust.
Paid for by Citizens for BDMurray

BDMurray tries to talk about taking the talk and walking the walk. But what does he really want?
BDMurray is rumored by unnamed sources to enjoy the company of children. Also, here's a picture of some lady that had to be restrained that you could possibly be BDMurray.

[www.thegatewaypundit.com image 580x323]

BDMurray. Bad for Fark. Bad for America.

Ask yourself: were you better off five minutes ago, before you read DeathbySmiley's post?

Why not vote for real change?


born_yesterday has been running a smear campaign against DeathbySmiley this year, but what are the facts?

Fact: born_yesterday probably does drugs
Fact: born_yesterday has been divorced 132 times
Fact: born_yesterday thought the door to his doctor's office was locked, when his real problem was pulling on the push side.

Call born_yesterday and tell him this election is too important for personal attacks.
 
2012-10-26 12:40:15 PM
I just want to know, which of you is gonna legalize pot?
 
2012-10-26 12:41:37 PM
Bring it. It's time to stop being polite and start being honest about how shiatty each others' ideas are. It's fake decorum that leads to bullshiat and talking points, like when senators profess their "sadness" and "disappointment" with the other side's "unwillingness" to blah blah blah. Call their ideas terrible and impugn their commitment to public service. Get them angry, make them defend their ideas and their record. Make them mad enough to be honest.
 
2012-10-26 12:42:13 PM
somedude210 may want you to think America means more to him than hot man-on-man action between BDMurray and meat0918, but can we really take that chance?

The content of this ad was paid for by "Trolololololololo-ing for America"
 
2012-10-26 12:44:13 PM

DeathBySmiley: somedude210 may want you to think America means more to him than hot man-on-man action between BDMurray and meat0918, but can we really take that chance?

The content of this ad was paid for by "Trolololololololo-ing for America"


DeathBySmiley may be trolling America or maybe he's projecting his own hot farker on farker action. Do you really want a troll or a farking farker? Why not go for change? Why not smoke up with somedude210. A man for change, a man of fark, a man...for you
 
2012-10-26 12:48:02 PM

somedude210: DeathBySmiley: somedude210 may want you to think America means more to him than hot man-on-man action between BDMurray and meat0918, but can we really take that chance?

The content of this ad was paid for by "Trolololololololo-ing for America"

DeathBySmiley may be trolling America or maybe he's projecting his own hot farker on farker action. Do you really want a troll or a farking farker? Why not go for change? Why not smoke up with somedude210. A man for change, a man of fark, a man...for you


somedude210 may what you to believe he's the type of guy you could blaze with, but fellow blazers have been quoted as saying "He would totally bogart that shiat".

Don't let him Bogart your shiat America.
 
2012-10-26 12:50:41 PM

DeathBySmiley: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.


Can we really trust a man with Death in his name, no matter how pleasant that death may be?

DeathBySmiley killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
DeathBySmiley pushed veterans into burning rings of fire.
DeathBySmiley went to Jackson to mess around.

DeathBySmiley: Wrong for America.
 
2012-10-26 12:51:20 PM
I'm really thankful that I live in a state that doesn't matter during election season. I visited Denver a couple of weeks ago and could not believe how many political ads were showing back-to-back-to-back. It was kind of sickening.
 
2012-10-26 12:51:40 PM

DeathBySmiley: somedude210: DeathBySmiley: somedude210 may want you to think America means more to him than hot man-on-man action between BDMurray and meat0918, but can we really take that chance?

The content of this ad was paid for by "Trolololololololo-ing for America"

DeathBySmiley may be trolling America or maybe he's projecting his own hot farker on farker action. Do you really want a troll or a farking farker? Why not go for change? Why not smoke up with somedude210. A man for change, a man of fark, a man...for you

somedude210 may what you to believe he's the type of guy you could blaze with, but fellow blazers have been quoted as saying "He would totally bogart that shiat".

Don't let him Bogart your shiat America.


DeathBySmiley may want you to believe that he's all for blazers and not to bogart America but that doesn't mean he should butcher the English language. Don't butcher the English language, butcher DeathBySmiley in the polls. Vote for somedude210, and bogart his chances at destroying America

Paid for by "somedude210 for America" PAC
 
2012-10-26 12:52:38 PM
I can't wait to get home today to find 2 or 3 political mailers in my mail box. Like I have for the past three weeks.
 
2012-10-26 12:53:43 PM

meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.

Can we really trust a man with Death in his name, no matter how pleasant that death may be?

DeathBySmiley killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
DeathBySmiley pushed veterans into burning rings of fire.
DeathBySmiley went to Jackson to mess around.

DeathBySmiley: Wrong for America.


meat0918 has gone too far.
He has begun attacking candidates over their names. Do we really want the figurehead of America to be calling out people for their cultural heritage? Can we allow someone so openly racist to be the chief enforcer of our laws?

meat0918: Like Hitler, but worse.
 
2012-10-26 12:55:33 PM
somedude210 wants to to believe he's for potheads.

But in a recent attack ad, somedude210 went after DeathBySmiley's grammar. How many potheads have you met that attack grammar on the internet? That's what we thought do.

somedude210 lies about his drug use. It makes you wonder what else he lies about.
 
2012-10-26 01:09:46 PM

DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.

Can we really trust a man with Death in his name, no matter how pleasant that death may be?

DeathBySmiley killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
DeathBySmiley pushed veterans into burning rings of fire.
DeathBySmiley went to Jackson to mess around.

DeathBySmiley: Wrong for America.

meat0918 has gone too far.
He has begun attacking candidates over their names. Do we really want the figurehead of America to be calling out people for their cultural heritage? Can we allow someone so openly racist to be the chief enforcer of our laws?

meat0918: Like Hitler, but worse.


DeathBySmiley says he would reach out to the worst of our enemies, rather than hold the line.

He insults our allies, while emboldening our enemies.

Can we stand by while DeathBySmiley decimates our strength and fractures long standing alliances by pointing out that German (some of our greatest friends and allies in these dark times) heritage includes mass murderers?

I will stop the hemorrhaging of America's friends, and rebuild our fractured relationships.

America, nay, the World, cannot afford 4 years of DeathBySmiley.
 
2012-10-26 01:12:08 PM

bdMurray: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Meat0918 talks a fine talk, but does he walk the walk? What to we really know about meat0918?
Choose someone you can trust.
Paid for by Citizens for BDMurray


bdMurray hates beer and puppies.

Paid for by SuperMeatpackersforMeat0918PAC, which has absolutely zero coordination with meat0918's campagn
 
2012-10-26 01:18:00 PM

meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.

Can we really trust a man with Death in his name, no matter how pleasant that death may be?

DeathBySmiley killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
DeathBySmiley pushed veterans into burning rings of fire.
DeathBySmiley went to Jackson to mess around.

DeathBySmiley: Wrong for America.

meat0918 has gone too far.
He has begun attacking candidates over their names. Do we really want the figurehead of America to be calling out people for their cultural heritage? Can we allow someone so openly racist to be the chief enforcer of our laws?

meat0918: Like Hitler, but worse.

DeathBySmiley says he would reach out to the worst of our enemies, rather than hold the line.

He insults our allies, while emboldening our enemies.

Can we stand by while DeathBySmiley decimates our strength and fractures long standing alliances by pointing out that German (some of our greatest friends and allies in these dark times) heritage includes mass murderers?

I will stop the hemorrhaging of America's friends, and rebuild our fractured relationships.

America, nay, the World, cannot afford 4 years of DeathBySmiley.


meat0918 may say he's going to stop America's hemorrhaging, but can you really trust an elitist that can actually spell hemorrhaging? Tell meat0918 that he can take his "education" and shove it up his a**. We Americans don't need his science and world experience. We have common sense.

Also, meat0918's wife is a biatch. Seriously, doesn't she seem shrill to you? Do you want her as your first lady?

DeathbySmiley is a ladies man who will bring home a new First Lady every night. That's because he realizes the world is a dynamic place where things always change.

So the chose is yours America: Education and Biatch wives, or chicks. And if you pick the first one, we all know it's because you're secretly into men.
 
2012-10-26 01:19:58 PM
Fantastic work, farkers!
 
2012-10-26 01:22:42 PM
i144.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 01:27:38 PM

DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.

Can we really trust a man with Death in his name, no matter how pleasant that death may be?

DeathBySmiley killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
DeathBySmiley pushed veterans into burning rings of fire.
DeathBySmiley went to Jackson to mess around.

DeathBySmiley: Wrong for America.

meat0918 has gone too far.
He has begun attacking candidates over their names. Do we really want the figurehead of America to be calling out people for their cultural heritage? Can we allow someone so openly racist to be the chief enforcer of our laws?

meat0918: Like Hitler, but worse.

DeathBySmiley says he would reach out to the worst of our enemies, rather than hold the line.

He insults our allies, while emboldening our enemies.

Can we stand by while DeathBySmiley decimates our strength and fractures long standing alliances by pointing out that German (some of our greatest friends and allies in these dark times) heritage includes mass murderers?

I will stop the hemorrhaging of America's friends, and rebuild our fractured relationships.

America, nay, the World, cannot afford 4 years of DeathBySmiley.

meat0918 may say he's going to stop America's hemorrhaging, but can you really trust an elitist that can actually spell hemorrhaging? Tell meat0918 that he can take his "education" and shove it up his a**. We Americans don't need his science and world experience. We have common sense.

Also, meat0918's wife is a biatch. Seriously, doesn't she seem shrill to you? Do you want her as your first la ...


Our campaigns had previously agreed to keep our family out of the campaigns, and now DeathBySmiley is attempting to drag my wife's good name through the mud and filth that has permeated our election system for far too long. It's time to rise about the fray and stop these vicious personal attacks. DeathBySmiley has no record, no goals, and no faith in America.

This is the same DeathBySmiley that used his pull in Washington to secure his alcoholic mother a cushy gig as a state department secretary.

This is the same DeathBySmiley whose bath salt addicted second cousin assaulted a school bus full of nuns and special needs children.

I also have it on good authority DeathBySmiley himself puts ketchup on his steak.
 
2012-10-26 01:43:09 PM
I'm Captain Dan. I'd like to earn your vote, but I'm not going to attack my opponent to do so. There's enough mudslinging already. I'd rather focus on the future of Fark.

Fark is the greatest best website Drew Curtis has ever given man on the face of the Earth. My great mission is to keep it that way. I want to leave Fark as exciting and wonderful for the next generation as it was for mine.

Meat0918? He won't say that Fark is great. Meat0918 seems more comfortable going on an apology tour, criticizing Fark for the gleeful appreciation of Redditors, Slashdotters, and goons. That's not just misguided - it's wrong. And it's not what this website needs.

Fark needs positive, unapologetic leadership. I won't be afraid to call out right and wrong. My opponent, meat0918, has never posted to condemn child sex slavery. Maybe he needs more time to come up with a position on the issue. Or maybe he secretly sympathizes with radical causes. Either way, that's not a risk I'm willing to take. Fark can't afford any more apologetic waffling.

Thanks for your time, and if I'm so lucky, for your vote. God bless you all, and God bless Fark.
 
2012-10-26 01:45:08 PM
meat0918 has recently attacked DeathBySmiley's second cousin over an incident involving bath salts.

However, meat0918 fails to mention that at the time bath salts were legal.

Does this tell us what a meat0918 administration would act like? Enforcing laws retroactively after their enacted? This is just a slippery slope to more government overreach. What if they retroactively say living in Ohio is illegal? Can you Ohioans, who I'm certainly not kowtowing to on the basis of you being a swing state, take that risk?

meat0918: He'll retroactively outlaw America.

Paid for by the "Man, this thread isn't as fun as I would hope it would be" PAC
 
2012-10-26 01:47:16 PM

Captain Dan: I'm Captain Dan. I'd like to earn your vote, but I'm not going to attack my opponent to do so. There's enough mudslinging already. I'd rather focus on the future of Fark.

Fark is the greatest best website Drew Curtis has ever given man on the face of the Earth. My great mission is to keep it that way. I want to leave Fark as exciting and wonderful for the next generation as it was for mine.

Meat0918? He won't say that Fark is great. Meat0918 seems more comfortable going on an apology tour, criticizing Fark for the gleeful appreciation of Redditors, Slashdotters, and goons. That's not just misguided - it's wrong. And it's not what this website needs.

Fark needs positive, unapologetic leadership. I won't be afraid to call out right and wrong. My opponent, meat0918, has never posted to condemn child sex slavery. Maybe he needs more time to come up with a position on the issue. Or maybe he secretly sympathizes with radical causes. Either way, that's not a risk I'm willing to take. Fark can't afford any more apologetic waffling.

Thanks for your time, and if I'm so lucky, for your vote. God bless you all, and God bless Fark.


Captain Dan has never served in the military. So why does he call himself captain?

Here's the truth: Captain Dan's boat is a yacht worth millions of dollars that he wrote off as a business expense.

Captain Dan: disrespecting our troops. Disrespecting us.
 
2012-10-26 01:52:03 PM

DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.

Can we really trust a man with Death in his name, no matter how pleasant that death may be?

DeathBySmiley killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
DeathBySmiley pushed veterans into burning rings of fire.
DeathBySmiley went to Jackson to mess around.

DeathBySmiley: Wrong for America.

meat0918 has gone too far.
He has begun attacking candidates over their names. Do we really want the figurehead of America to be calling out people for their cultural heritage? Can we allow someone so openly racist to be the chief enforcer of our laws?

meat0918: Like Hitler, but worse.

DeathBySmiley says he would reach out to the worst of our enemies, rather than hold the line.

He insults our allies, while emboldening our enemies.

Can we stand by while DeathBySmiley decimates our strength and fractures long standing alliances by pointing out that German (some of our greatest friends and allies in these dark times) heritage includes mass murderers?

I will stop the hemorrhaging of America's friends, and rebuild our fractured relationships.

America, nay, the World, cannot afford 4 years of DeathBySmiley.

meat0918 may say he's going to stop America's hemorrhaging, but can you really trust an elitist that can actually spell hemorrhaging? Tell meat0918 that he can take his "education" and shove it up his a**. We Americans don't need his science and world experience. We have common sense.

Also, meat0918's wife is a biatch. Seriously, doesn't she seem shrill to you? Do you want her as your first la ...


DeathBySmiley has criticized his opponents for being "elitist" by knowing how to spell basic words and caring about proper grammer. What do we think? DeathBySmiley is waging a War on Education because he failed out of elementary school. He may think he's too cool for school but is that the type of person you want your kids to be? A bunch of low-brow dumbasses?

Don't be a dumbass, vote to elect somedude210/meat0918 so that those losers you remember from highschool, like DeathBySmiley don't control your children's future

Paid for by the "Holy fark, we're now a team?" SuperPAC
 
2012-10-26 01:54:19 PM

Captain Dan: I'm Captain Dan. I'd like to earn your vote, but I'm not going to attack my opponent to do so. There's enough mudslinging already. I'd rather focus on the future of Fark.

Fark is the greatest best website Drew Curtis has ever given man on the face of the Earth. My great mission is to keep it that way. I want to leave Fark as exciting and wonderful for the next generation as it was for mine.

Meat0918? He won't say that Fark is great. Meat0918 seems more comfortable going on an apology tour, criticizing Fark for the gleeful appreciation of Redditors, Slashdotters, and goons. That's not just misguided - it's wrong. And it's not what this website needs.

Fark needs positive, unapologetic leadership. I won't be afraid to call out right and wrong. My opponent, meat0918, has never posted to condemn child sex slavery. Maybe he needs more time to come up with a position on the issue. Or maybe he secretly sympathizes with radical causes. Either way, that's not a risk I'm willing to take. Fark can't afford any more apologetic waffling.

Thanks for your time, and if I'm so lucky, for your vote. God bless you all, and God bless Fark.


Captain Dan may have been a captain, but the title is misleading. He's trying to win you over with the idea that he served in the military. He didn't. You know who else wanted you to believe that? Colonel Sanders. That's right, Captain Dan wants you to believe he's as much of a military man as Colonel Sanders.

Captain Dan: weak on our enemies, not at all finger-licking good for America
 
2012-10-26 01:57:33 PM
Maybe the plan is to literally drive people bugnuts thereby causing several mass shootings at polls and driving down the number of votes?
 
2012-10-26 02:03:24 PM
You may have seem some ads recently, in which my opponent somedude210 denigrates my service to this website. Typical. When you have no vision for the future, tear down to your opponent.

We've seen this tactic time and again, and we're sick of it. It's the response of a candidate who wants to deflect attention away from his own failures. As the good people of this website know, somedude210 has been posting on Fark for the past six years - not coincidentally, the time in which gas prices have gone up, Gabrielle Gifford was shot, and two new albums were released by Nickelback.

It's time for change. I believe in Fark, and in its great future. If you're like me, and you believe that greatness is not too much to ask for, I'd appreciate your vote. God bless you, and God bless Fark.
 
2012-10-26 02:06:07 PM

somedude210: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: DeathBySmiley: meat0918: I'm meat0918, and I approve this message

Are we really going to allow meat0918 to convince us what messages should and should not be approved of? Haven't we already been through 4 years of meat0918's failed comments? Smartest and Funniest votes are at all time lows, and never before have we seen Farkers browsing comments for just the pictures at this amount.

It's time to end meat0918's failed agenda, before it ends America.

Can we really trust a man with Death in his name, no matter how pleasant that death may be?

DeathBySmiley killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
DeathBySmiley pushed veterans into burning rings of fire.
DeathBySmiley went to Jackson to mess around.

DeathBySmiley: Wrong for America.

meat0918 has gone too far.
He has begun attacking candidates over their names. Do we really want the figurehead of America to be calling out people for their cultural heritage? Can we allow someone so openly racist to be the chief enforcer of our laws?

meat0918: Like Hitler, but worse.

DeathBySmiley says he would reach out to the worst of our enemies, rather than hold the line.

He insults our allies, while emboldening our enemies.

Can we stand by while DeathBySmiley decimates our strength and fractures long standing alliances by pointing out that German (some of our greatest friends and allies in these dark times) heritage includes mass murderers?

I will stop the hemorrhaging of America's friends, and rebuild our fractured relationships.

America, nay, the World, cannot afford 4 years of DeathBySmiley.

meat0918 may say he's going to stop America's hemorrhaging, but can you really trust an elitist that can actually spell hemorrhaging? Tell meat0918 that he can take his "education" and shove it up his a**. We Americans don't need his science and world experience. We have common sense.

Also, meat0918's wife is a biatch. Seriously, doesn't she seem shrill to you? Do you want her a ...


somedude210 Drinks pee. R. Kelly told me so.

DBS 2012
 
2012-10-26 02:07:03 PM
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These 30 seconds of silence were brought to you by 2Wolves. I refuse to run for any elected office.
 
2012-10-26 02:23:43 PM
My opponent, 2wolves, was recently caught on tape being silent for 30 seconds.

Some people are saying that he was silently praying to the Muslim god Allah. Maybe. But even if he wasn't, his words were equal to his vision for the future. He has no positive agenda.

If you prefer a more positive, optimistic Fark, I'd appreciate your vote. God bless you, and God bless Fark.
 
2012-10-26 02:30:14 PM

Captain Dan: My opponent, 2wolves, was recently caught on tape being silent for 30 seconds.

Some people are saying that he was silently praying to the Muslim god Allah. Maybe. But even if he wasn't, his words were equal to his vision for the future. He has no positive agenda.

If you prefer a more positive, optimistic Fark, I'd appreciate your vote. God bless you, and God bless Fark.


Captain Dan wastes time assaulting a private citizen that isn't even running for public office.

If he's willing to denigrate and slander a decent human being like 2wolves, what might he do to YOU?!?

That's why I've proposed my five point positives plan to get America back on the right moral track.

No more of character assassination by the likes of Captain Dan. No more of the lies and half truths from people like Captain Dan.

We will right this great ship through our positive message.
 
2012-10-26 02:40:39 PM
I'm Gonz, and I approve this message.

I'm running a quiet campaign, and most people agree with me on around 65-80% of the issues. On the remainder, I can at least explain my reasoning in a manner that's understandable.

I'm living American dream. From a small town, went to college on the GI Bill, have a nice house in the quiet suburbs. I want to run for office to make a difference, and end the petty squabbling that people hate, and my campaign is primarily funded by local kids running lemonade stands. In short, I'm everything Americans say they want in a politician.

Oh, by the way... I'm running as a third-party candidate.
 
2012-10-26 02:49:38 PM
That should say "living the American dream".

I miss preview. Not enough to actually use it, mind you.
 
2012-10-26 02:52:42 PM

Gonz: I'm Gonz, and I approve this message.

I'm running a quiet campaign, and most people agree with me on around 65-80% of the issues. On the remainder, I can at least explain my reasoning in a manner that's understandable.

I'm living American dream. From a small town, went to college on the GI Bill, have a nice house in the quiet suburbs. I want to run for office to make a difference, and end the petty squabbling that people hate, and my campaign is primarily funded by local kids running lemonade stands. In short, I'm everything Americans say they want in a politician.

Oh, by the way... I'm running as a third-party candidate.


What Gonz fails to mention is that he's changed his name. Why did he drop the "O"?

Probably because most people won't vote for a third party candidate who farks chickens.

Help keep inter-species erotica where it belongs... in Tijuana.

*paid for by Mooby PAC, not authorized by any party or candidate.
 
2012-10-26 09:12:28 PM
The negative ads will continue, because Obama cannot run on his record.
 
2012-10-26 09:48:55 PM
I voted today. Strangely, I feel like I have been freed from the negative campaigning because, do your damnedest, you can't get me to change my vote.

Yes, I know this is completely unreasonable.
 
2012-10-27 12:55:57 AM
I... I love you guys SO MUCH!!!
 
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