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(Bangor Daily News)   A truck full of snails crashed on I95 in Maine slowing traffic to some kind of slowed pace   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 39
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2012-10-26 09:42:18 AM  
Slow news day, I guess.
 
2012-10-26 09:45:03 AM  
Easiest job in the world: snail wrangler
 
2012-10-26 09:46:11 AM  
Finally a story slow enough to for the Bangor Daily News to keep track of.
 
2012-10-26 09:47:41 AM  
Look at that S Car go.
 
2012-10-26 09:48:19 AM  
www.robots-dreams.com
 
2012-10-26 09:53:33 AM  
Authorities are having trouble finding it. Apparently, nobody left a trail.
 
2012-10-26 09:53:35 AM  

karnal: Look at that S Car go.


*shakes fist*

First thing I thought of too. You win!
prioleauadv.com
 
2012-10-26 09:53:41 AM  

karnal: Look at that S Car go.


S-Cargo?
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-26 09:54:23 AM  
All hail King Neptune and his water breathers. No snail thing to quick for his water feeders...
 
2012-10-26 10:12:59 AM  

DiRF: karnal: Look at that S Car go.

S-Cargo?
[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]


Is that a Homer Simpson Mobile or is that thing a real model? Cause I kind of like it.
 
2012-10-26 10:15:47 AM  
Well done, subby.
 
2012-10-26 10:23:15 AM  
And in Hooksett, NH yesterday, an octogenarian and his wife crashed their plane into I-93.

Death from above!
 
2012-10-26 10:23:29 AM  

NomadEngineer: Slow news day, I guess.


Slow news day
 
2012-10-26 10:31:13 AM  
A snail was mugged by 3 turtles the police came and asked him to describe his attackers.
he said, I...don't....know....it....all....happened.....so....fast.....
 
2012-10-26 10:33:47 AM  
jmstevenson.files.wordpress.com

You all laughed at me when I designed this sign. Some of you even requested to be transferred to another sign factory...
 
2012-10-26 10:36:14 AM  
You guys sure know how to shell out the jokes.
 
2012-10-26 10:37:25 AM  
I guess the conch ed out behind the wheel
 
2012-10-26 10:38:40 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: I guess the conch ed out behind the wheel


I guess he conched out behind the wheel
 
2012-10-26 10:45:21 AM  

mortimer_ford: DiRF: karnal: Look at that S Car go.

S-Cargo?
[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Is that a Homer Simpson Mobile or is that thing a real model? Cause I kind of like it.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_S-Cargo
 
2012-10-26 10:56:25 AM  
Coulda been worse.

extras.mnginteractive.com
 
2012-10-26 10:57:10 AM  
The crash really rained salt on their parade.
 
2012-10-26 10:58:40 AM  

blatz514: Coulda been worse.

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Hold my stones.
 
2012-10-26 11:02:25 AM  

blatz514: Coulda been worse.

[extras.mnginteractive.com image 600x410]


Get a hazardous wast squad out there before someone accidentally drinks one of those.
 
2012-10-26 11:29:54 AM  

Nightsweat: blatz514: Coulda been worse.

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Get a hazardous wast squad out there before someone accidentally drinks one of those.


It was either a pic of Keystone or Bud Light. I picked the better of the two.
 
2012-10-26 11:37:37 AM  

karnal: Look at that S Car go.


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-26 11:52:33 AM  

blatz514: Nightsweat: blatz514: Coulda been worse.

[extras.mnginteractive.com image 600x410]

Get a hazardous wast squad out there before someone accidentally drinks one of those.

It was either a pic of Keystone or Bud Light. I picked the better of the two.


If you want to make people cry photoshop some McEwans scotch ale in that pic.
 
2012-10-26 12:02:46 PM  
FTA: "They're a type of sea snail which my grandfather, who was a lobsterman, used to call wrinkles."

I think he means winkles, which are basically small whelks.
 
2012-10-26 12:28:36 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-26 12:53:06 PM  
I see your snails and raise you nine semis in Colorado crashing. One full of explosives

BOOM

Bad snow day on I-70
 
2012-10-26 01:15:20 PM  

blatz514: Nightsweat: blatz514: Coulda been worse.

[extras.mnginteractive.com image 600x410]

Get a hazardous wast squad out there before someone accidentally drinks one of those.

It was either a pic of Keystone or Bud Light. I picked the better of the two.


There is no winner in that competition.

/ beer semi-snob
 
2012-10-26 01:15:56 PM  

Grandemadaca: [i.chzbgr.com image 460x332]


THAT... is awesome.
 
2012-10-26 01:28:32 PM  
 
2012-10-26 01:59:18 PM  
One way to clean up the mess.
www.grocerycouponnetwork.com
 
2012-10-26 02:17:24 PM  

Ashrams: One way to clean up the mess.
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Yummy!
 
2012-10-26 02:45:44 PM  
i180.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 02:48:44 PM  
My big-booty girlfriend has a pet snail named Snaily. It eats cabbage leaves and watches TV with us.
 
2012-10-26 03:50:34 PM  
S Car STOP
 
2012-10-26 06:26:28 PM  
Was this the transport?

upload.wikimedia.org

// Not a chance.
 
2012-10-26 10:43:52 PM  
SWABH
 
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