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(New York Daily News)   Lindsay Lohan's publicist quits, wants to take on less stressful job such as opening a synagogue in Tehran   (nydailynews.com) divider line 41
    More: Obvious, Lindsay Lohan, Steve Honig, Tehran, publicists, Courtney Love, defections  
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2012-10-26 04:59:04 AM
Publicists. People lobbyists look to when they want to feel better about their role in the universe.
 
2012-10-26 06:45:57 AM
The real question is this: What took him/her so long?
 
2012-10-26 06:51:12 AM
 
2012-10-26 07:08:41 AM
I think it says something when the publicist can hang in tight for Courtney Love above Lohan.
 
2012-10-26 07:11:42 AM
Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.


You're missing the point
 
2012-10-26 07:12:58 AM

cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point


Which would be?
 
2012-10-26 07:14:53 AM

Alphax: cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point

Which would be?


Its a joke. Even the most politically jaded folk understand what it means. Chill, dude
 
2012-10-26 07:19:18 AM
"I'm moving on to an assignment less challenging that will also allow me to go to sleep with a clear conscience. Keep an eye out for 'Club Z' -- our hip, young, multiplatform rebranding campaign for *today's* Nazi Party!"
 
2012-10-26 07:22:44 AM
Oh great. I'm getting an ad for Sexy Iranian Personals.
 
2012-10-26 07:25:03 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Oh great. I'm getting an ad for Sexy Iranian Personals.


Really? (scrolls up and down) Not getting it here, shoot..
 
2012-10-26 07:27:41 AM
Or a mosque in Tennessee, for that matter.
 
2012-10-26 07:30:40 AM

Apos: The real question is this: What took him/her so long?


The money finally ran out?
 
2012-10-26 08:10:48 AM

cman: Alphax: cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point

Which would be?

Its a joke. Even the most politically jaded folk understand what it means. Chill, dude


Saudi Arabia would have been a better choice since most 9/11 attackers were from there.
 
2012-10-26 08:12:07 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I think it says something when the publicist can hang in tight for Courtney Love above Lohan.


100 times THIS
 
2012-10-26 08:14:59 AM
There was also a recent report that while she was working on a movie she had a small part in, she stole a bunch of clothes.

You know, I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but I think there's something wrong with her.
 
2012-10-26 08:15:26 AM

Dear Jerk: Or a mosque in Tennessee, for that matter.


Now that is not a joke.

/firebombing mosques? Why it's a Southern tradition. Like instant grits and positraction.
/up north they just refuse building permits
 
2012-10-26 08:53:02 AM
I think she looks really good in that first picture.

/dentist office in England?
 
2012-10-26 09:45:43 AM

cman: Alphax: cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point

Which would be?

Its a joke. Even the most politically jaded folk understand what it means. Chill, dude


It means that subby is vulnerable to propaganda and sucks at metaphors?
 
2012-10-26 09:47:15 AM

H31N0US: cman: Alphax: cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point

Which would be?

Its a joke. Even the most politically jaded folk understand what it means. Chill, dude

It means that subby is vulnerable to propaganda and sucks at metaphors?


Or subs could be playing off of stereotypes. I guess we shall never know.
 
2012-10-26 10:17:38 AM

TheraTx: I think she looks really good in that first picture.

/dentist office in England?


Holy crap. She looks like a 40 year old male cross dressing whore.
 
2012-10-26 10:58:27 AM
The only reason I came to this thread is because the headline kicked so much ass. I will leave now.
 
2012-10-26 11:00:37 AM

cman: H31N0US: cman: Alphax: cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point

Which would be?

Its a joke. Even the most politically jaded folk understand what it means. Chill, dude

It means that subby is vulnerable to propaganda and sucks at metaphors?

Or subs could be playing off of stereotypes. I guess we shall never know.


New Fark: Half the humor, twice the butthurt.
 
2012-10-26 11:02:10 AM

kroonermanblack: TheraTx: I think she looks really good in that first picture.

/dentist office in England?

Holy crap. She looks like a 40 year old male cross dressing whore.


So what's your point?
 
2012-10-26 11:03:40 AM

H31N0US: cman: Alphax: cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point

Which would be?

Its a joke. Even the most politically jaded folk understand what it means. Chill, dude

It means that subby is vulnerable to propaganda and sucks at metaphors?


i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 11:24:46 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I think it says something when the publicist can hang in tight for Courtney Love above Lohan.


Came here to say the same thing. Must be worse than they're even willing to publicize.
 
2012-10-26 12:24:12 PM
...you know, there is a thriving Jewish community in Iran, Tehran in particular, in which they enjoy a great amount of religious and social freedom. They're one of the few groups in Iran that have regular contact and mobility with the outside world, and even have a Constitutionally-mandated seat in parliament.

"Opening a mosque in Mississippi" might be more appropriate.
 
2012-10-26 12:43:02 PM

genepool lifeboat: SecretAgentWoman: I think it says something when the publicist can hang in tight for Courtney Love above Lohan.

Came here to say the same thing. Must be worse than they're even willing to publicize.


Yeah, but if you're the publicist who manages to salvage such trainwrecks, you're farking golden.
 
2012-10-26 01:19:18 PM
A whole lot of Francises need to lighten up in this thread.

/Not sure I got the plural right. It's early.
 
2012-10-26 01:57:03 PM

KaisertheCoyote: A whole lot of Francises need to lighten up in this thread.

/Not sure I got the plural right. It's early.


It's like we're suppost to laugh at a joke that got it wrong.. "Make like a tree, and get out of here." Punch line fail.
 
2012-10-26 02:07:39 PM

Alphax: KaisertheCoyote: A whole lot of Francises need to lighten up in this thread.

/Not sure I got the plural right. It's early.

It's like we're suppost to laugh at a joke that got it wrong.. "Make like a tree, and get out of here." Punch line fail.


No it is because you see this as a left/right dispute. I have seen you post for a while now and it seems to me that you are incredibly partisan in your attacks against the right.
 
2012-10-26 02:17:26 PM

cman: Alphax: KaisertheCoyote: A whole lot of Francises need to lighten up in this thread.

/Not sure I got the plural right. It's early.

It's like we're suppost to laugh at a joke that got it wrong.. "Make like a tree, and get out of here." Punch line fail.

No it is because you see this as a left/right dispute. I have seen you post for a while now and it seems to me that you are incredibly partisan in your attacks against the right.


Nothing to do with this thread, but the 'right' is abhorrent.
 
2012-10-26 02:21:15 PM
Baghdad Bob is gone, he could go to publicist stuff in Iraq.
 
2012-10-26 04:14:47 PM
Good headline!
 
2012-10-26 06:01:40 PM
Can we stop wasting cyberspace on this twunt?
 
2012-10-26 11:24:19 PM

cman: No it is because you see this as a left/right dispute. I have seen you post for a while now and it seems to me that you are incredibly partisan in your attacks against the right.


You're the one politicizing it. The rest of us who have at least a rudimentary understanding of Jewish diaspora, Jewish-Gentile relations, and geography are pointing out the "joke" here makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.

Go white knight Israel somewhere you won't be called on your transparent nonsense if you have a problem with it.
 
2012-10-27 01:09:46 AM

H31N0US: cman: Alphax: cman: Headline of the year candidate right here.


Alphax: List of synagogues in Iran.

You're missing the point

Which would be?

Its a joke. Even the most politically jaded folk understand what it means. Chill, dude

It means that subby is vulnerable to propaganda and sucks at metaphors?


or the rod up your butt has a rod up its butt
 
2012-10-27 04:59:12 AM

that bosnian sniper: cman: No it is because you see this as a left/right dispute. I have seen you post for a while now and it seems to me that you are incredibly partisan in your attacks against the right.

You're the one politicizing it. The rest of us who have at least a rudimentary understanding of Jewish diaspora, Jewish-Gentile relations, and geography are pointing out the "joke" here makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.

Go white knight Israel somewhere you won't be called on your transparent nonsense if you have a problem with it.


I am not white knighting for Israel. Did I once mention their name? No. It is a joke playing off of stereotypes. Would you call me a white knight for Cuba if I seriously said the following joke: why are their no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because even in the future they still dont work.

No, its playing off of stereotypes. Chill out, dude
 
2012-10-27 06:06:20 AM
I love Fark. It's the only place where a thread about a coke whore can degenerate into a pissing match about Judaism in Iran.
 
2012-10-27 07:25:02 AM
How about we leave the Mosque out of it .

"Lindsay Lohans publicist quits....as opening a church in Saudi Arabia." *rimshot.
 
2012-10-27 12:47:26 PM
I was just trying to make a point about how much publicists suck.
 
2012-10-28 10:13:54 PM

Mugato: I was just trying to make a point about how much publicists suck.


I think everyone can agree with that.
 
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